#this is like. kinda also me coping with like. missing ivan

[yamiiwaii]

gonna share my cannibalism alnst au here too for the masses

cannibalism outbreak among pets .... they start getting scared .... till runs away from urak trying to sneak meat into his food and bumps into ivan .... thinks ivan is normal turns out he's Not and now till is scared of him too .... ivan doesn't want them so he tries to be normal but it's so hard around till and the others

ivan gets introduced to it young, in the slums

hyuna gets introduced to it while with the rebels but she rarely indulges unless absolutely necessary

sua gets introduced to it by her "sister" as a form of fear mongering and control, she hates it and is disgusted by her urges so she tries not to indulge ever

till is scared of it, it makes him nauseous and he hates anyone who falls to their urges

mizi is intrigued by it and has tried to ask sua about it but that's a tough nut to crack

luka is mostly unaware of the problem i think ... he was raised to be pure and perfect so those around him condemned it for being dirty and lowly

i think till and mizi are part of the rebels still in this and they still stand for the same things they do in canon except it's more of a take back society from the aliens thing because they believe the aliens are the reason cannibalism is something so rampant among human children

while they're right *somewhat* it's moreso the aliens encourage it because that's normal among their species too but none of them ever force it or introduce it to their pets unless it's out of control like in till's case

there's a lot of taboo around it and many pets who are in stardom are trained to avoid questions related to it, some aren't even allowed to act in things with it as a plot point to avoid cancellation

ivan grows up to be someone who doesn't really Care about all that and considering he has slightly more freedom than the others unsha lets him act and answer whatever he wants because he's media trained so he has a Lot of scandals

ivan knows about the rebels and has refused to join them on multiple occasions but he keeps them as connections because sua, he never cared for their movement because he has complicated feelings around it but i think that changes once he meets till

ivan is very conflicted about the rebels and when he meets till and sees how Against it and passionate he is about getting rid of this issue he's like "fuck. i'm a freak. I HAVE TO STOP BEING A FREAK" he never tells till. i think a series of very odd things happen and then till finds out. shit like ivan smelling him all the time, ivan randomly drooling around him, ivan trying to bite him all the time, little things like that

and till thinks nothing of it, literally nobody does but then till walks in on ivan absolutely GORGING on some weird looking meat and he's like "????" but ivan plays it off and till lets it go. but then he accidentally eavesdrops on a conversation between sua and ivan about hiding urges and he starts getting suspicious

this, i imagine, is like right around when they get closer too. like till is letting ivan in and he's starting to develop feelings towards ivan and this is really important to him. he trusts ivan with every fiber of his being so when he starts noticing shit he gets a little anxious. every time he asks ivan about it ivan lies or dodges the questions, sua refuses to tell till anything either and mizi is no help so he starts an investigation by himself. he starts trying to bait ivan into slipping up somehow and i think eventually ivan Does.

they're having an argument, it's one worse than any they've ever had. nobody else is in the base and things are starting to get physical, till goes to hit ivan and ivan, in an attempt to stop him, just kinda grabs him and. bites a chunk out of his shoulder and swallows right in front of till.

till's horrified and still as a board, ivan is panicking trying to save face and explain but till can't hear him it's like stark quiet aside from ringing in his ears so he runs as fast as he can away from ivan and ivan runs after him. they're like, running through the base until till is able to lock himself in his room and figure out what the hell he's gonna do about his shoulder and ivan is like banging on his door pleading for him to open up and it's rough IT'S ROUGH. eventually the others come back and ivan leaves without saying anything to them but this definitely throws a massive wretch into their relationship and till avoids ivan like the PLAGUE

that's definitely the precursor to ivan trying to like, curb his urges so he starts forcing them down trying to replace them with literally anything else and it takes a huge toll on him. he gets paler and prone to sickness easier, he grows depressed because till is still refusing to see him and talk to him and it's starting to bleed into his work. unsha is Mad. Disappointed. so he takes things into his own hands after too many months of ivan refusing to indulge at least Once so he forces ivan to by placing him in a room full of flesh and meat and nothing else, this is his ultimatum. it's either the lives of worthless human pets or ivan's.

ofc ivan cracks cuz he's hungry as hell and it makes him feel better physically but mentally he sees himself as disgusting because now till will never look at him again, this is like. his greatest punishment.

meanwhile on till's side mizi is annoyed, she's tired of his pity party and she tells till as much because he looks like shit and it's dragging the team down. so she facilitates a meet up for these which is timed in the worst way possible because it's right after ivan's ultimatum. it goes about as well as one would expect .... till doesn't say anything, he's too scared to for a variety of reasons so ivan does all the talking and it doesn't really ... help like at all. but he keeps talking anyway and eventually till spills how he's feeling and they make up

[yourlocalgnarpgnarp]

Sunny, tell me more about yourself in the scp universe

Sunny: “I asked Ms. o5verwatcher-6 if they could be more specific and they responded that they want to know about my job, level, “backstory”, relationships and my sanity

I am, sorry, was, the assistant of all 13 members of the o5 council. I used to have level 4 clearance but frequently got upgraded to level 5 in order to carry out my job and got access to information that most factorum couldnt. I scheduled meetings and events, organized files in the database, screened emails and getting all 13 of them their morning coffee. Altho caretaker and therapist shouldve been part of my job title considering how many times i had to force the overseers out of their self destructive habits and all the times they vented to me. I still miss them… Sorry! I realized i mentioned all of this before!

Right now im still jobless. Ive been hunting for a job for months. Turns out people dont really want to hire someone who directly worked with the 13 people who indirectly killed half the human population. I might have a shot as a janitor at this one restaurant tho. The owner of the place is apparently sympathetic of my situation and is willing to take a look at the resume i sent. They dont pay the best but it will be the first paycheck in 7 whole months. I cant believe its been that long…

I was a chaotic child. I caused trouble, got into fights, started smoking cigarettes at 13, but most of all, i hated school. My parents really wanted me to go to college, but the idea of having to go to MORE school was hell. So i joined the military instead. I remember having so much fun and making plenty of friends, also taught me discipline, really shaped me up.

Then the scp foundation contacted me.

I immediately signed up. All my other friends were doing it as well so i was more than happy. And so i became a member of MTF Xi-8. I think they were called Last of Fall or something. We dealt with Sarkic anomalous. I didnt know what Sarkics were and i didnt care, i was dumb.

Then one day … something happened. I cant remember what happened, pretty sure The Administrator gave me amnestics for it. It involved some anomaly, i know that and i remember how my arm was ripped off. I got it reattached but i wasnt the same after that. I couldnt get amnestics as i worked for an underfunded site.

I couldnt be let go either. I was too valuable to the site. So after that i worked as a junior researcher and let me tell you, i sucked at that job. Hated it too. The worst few years of my life i can even argue. I was so burnt out and my mind spiraled a little. It completely shattered after a massive containment breach. Almost all of the anomalies escaped and out of sheer luck i survived.

I had spiraled completely at this point. I kinda regressed back to a happy child like state to cope with all of the negative emotional responses. They were going to let me go, until The Administrator out of all people gave me a call. Im not sure why. I overheard a call between my site director and the administrator in the middle of the night tho. They thought someone like me would balance out the negativity of the o5 council or something like that. I dont know, im sorry. But thats how i got the position at SITE-001.

As for relationships, i bonded really well with members of MTF Alpha-1. I kinda idolized them at first. I grew especially close with the personal bodyguards of the o5 council. Rakesh, Kalevi, Giovanni, Leonidas, Motlhabane, Ali Reza, Jiro, Rafael, Mohammad, Ivan, Faiva and Julio. They helped me through my recovery. I must admit … i do have feelings for Rafael. He was always so romantic. I hope theyre okay.

I will never forget what Rafael told me right before he and the others were deployed to protect the o5 council. He promised me that they’ll come find me, no matter if it takes a day, a week, a month or a thousand years. He talked about how much light i brought into his rather bleak life. He said that he was going through some really dark depression and that me just being there helped him push through. He then kissed me. I still feel his lips on mine and i dream of the day where i get to kiss him again.

As for my sanity… well. When the o5 council got word that o5-13 / Mr. Other Overseer / Felix Alexander Carter was killed by Calvin, they freaked out. They locked me in a secure bunker with enough food, water and essentials to last me years. They even gave me their plushies. I didnt know how long i was locked in there and i stayed sane by singing. I was later found by Calvin and his squad and kept me around cause i provided valuable information about the o5 council. I dont feel fully sane but i think ive suffered worse.

Sorry if this one an extremely long rant. Thank you for the ask Ms. o5verwatcher-6! :D”

[kiruuuuu]

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Jackal/Buck: Buck offers a shave with a straight razor as a birthday gift. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.3k words)

Jackal and Montagne: He can’t sleep. (Rating G, hurt/comfort, ~1.6k words)

Jackal, Pulse and Lion challenge each other.  (Rating G, drunken shenanigans, ~1.2k words)

Jackal/Kapkan/Doc: Jackal has no idea what he’s getting himself into. (Rating T/M, fluff/humour, ~1.1k words)

Jackal/Thermite: Thermite finds himself in a bed with Jackal. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.3k words)

Jäger/Mute: Jäger finds the nerdiest way to confess to Mute. (Rating T, fluff, ~1.5k words)

Kaid/Mozzie: Mozzie tries his best to get a reaction... only he wasn’t expecting the one he eventually receives. (Rating E, utter filth + fluff, ~3.6k words)

Kaid/Sledge/Mozzie: Mozzie's job is to satisfy. (Rating E, utter PWP, ~2k words)

Kapkan/Doc: Kapkan is behaving…. oddly towards Doc. (Rating M, suggestive, ~1.7k words)

Kapkan/Fuze: They resolve an argument in their own way. (Rating M/E, fluff + not very explicit smut, ~4.5k words)

Kapkan/Glaz: Glaz tries to teach Kapkan how to draw. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.2k words)

Kapkan/Glaz: Glaz is a hunter. Kapkan is a werewolf. (Rating M, fluff-ish, ~1.6k words)

Kapkan/Glaz: Glaz keeps accidentally grabbing Kapkan’s hand. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.1k words)

Kapkan/Glaz: Glaz celebrates his birthday and Kapkan is cocky. (Rating E, explicit sex/fluff, ~2.6k words)

Kapkan/Glaz: Their opinions differ while they’re out hunting. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.6k words)

Kapkan/Glaz: Glaz implicitly makes a bet with Kapkan. (Rating T, fluff/humour, ~2k words)

Kapkan/Glaz: The Spetsnaz go swimming and some... get wetter than others. (Rating E, explicit, ~4.2k words) Sequel to the one above!

Kapkan/Glaz: Kapkan suffers from anxiety, Glaz helps. (Rating E, angst fluff + smut, ~4.6k words) 

Kapkan/Jäger: The two of them do the 1 kill = 1 strip Fortnite challenge. (Rating M, fluff/teasing, ~1.5k words)

Kapkan/Smoke: Never bet against James Porter. (Rating M/E, humour/not super explicit, ~1.7k words)

Lesion/Echo: Dokkaebi sends a nude. And it’s not her own. (Rating T, fluff/humour, ~1.3 words)

Lesion/Echo: Lesion is on holiday but still comes in to bug Echo. (Rating G, fluff/humour, ~1.7k words)

Lesion/Echo: Lesion has a panic attack. (Rating T, hurt/comfort, ~1.7k words)

Lion and Ela: Lion makes a friend. (Rating T, fluff? hurt/comfort? a bit of both probably, ~1.8k words)

Maestro/Jackal: Jackal feels left out even though he really isn’t. (Rating G, hurt/comfort, ~1.3k words)

Montagne/Doc: Doc isn’t embarrassed. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.3k words)

Montagne/Rook: Monty is not homophobic. He really isn’t. (Rating M, nothing explicit, ~1k words)

Montagne/Rook: Montagne is a good coach. (Rating T, fluff, ~1.5k words)

Montagne/Valkyrie: Monty learns about Valkyrie’s tattoos. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.2k words)

Mute/Rook: Beating someone up is the most romantic thing ever. (Rating T, fluff, ~1.3k words)

Pulse/Thermite: They break into Doc’s office drunk and make some very interesting discoveries. (Rating E, smut, ~3k words :)

Pulse/Thermite: Thermite is in T or C and Pulse is worried. (Rating T, fluff, ~1.2k words)

Sledge/Bandit: Diana is a demon and Bandit tries to rescue her. (Rating T, humour/fluff, ~1.7k words)

Sledge/Blitz: It’s Blitz’ first time. And boy, is he not ready. (Rating E, poor Blitz, ~2.5k words)

Sledge/Doc: Sledge makes himself invaluable. (Rating T/M, fluff/tiny bit nsfw at the end, ~1.2k words)

Sledge/Glaz: Sledge is obsessed with Glaz’ smile. (Rating M, fluff fluff fluff, ~1.2k words)

Sledge/Glaz: Rook and Mute shamelessly exploit Glaz’ crush. (Rating T/M, fluff/humour, ~1.8k)

Sledge/Jäger: Sledge takes care of Jäger after outbreak PART 1 (Rating M, fluff + a tiny bit of smut, ~1.2k words)

Sledge/Jäger: Sledge takes care of Jäger after outbreak PART 2 (Rating T, fluff, ~1.3k words)

Sledge/Maestro: The two of them go shopping while Maestro (not so) quietly panics. (Rating T, fluff³, ~1.5k words)

Sledge/Maestro: Maestro tries to create the perfect pre-Christmas dinner for Sledge’s parents… with an emphasis on tries. (Rating G/T, fluff, ~2.5k words)

Sledge/Mute: Mute is being a little too obvious. (Rating G, fluff fluff fluff, ~1.3k words)

Smoke/Lesion: Both of them come out of the closet. Literally, not figuratively. (Rating E, explicit + hints of fluff, ~3.7k words)

Smoke/Lesion: Bandit demonstrates his superior pick-up skills :) (Rating T, humour, ~1.2k words)

Smoke/Lesion: Lesion meets someone important during his first mission and then realises he was horribly wrong over the course of a few years. (Rating T, culture clash + hurt/comfort, ~9k words)

Tachanka/Capitao: The two cuddling post-coitus. (Rating T, this was entirely too much fun, ~800 words)

Tachanka/Jäger: Jäger gets a refresher in hand to hand combat. (Rating M, fluff, praise kink and very slightly smutty, ~1.3k words)

Tachanka/Kapkan: Tachanka seems to prefer younger lovers and Kapkan is dissatisfied with that. (Rating G, fluff, ~1k words)

Tachanka/Kapkan: They get married. Because why wouldn’t they? (Rating E, explicit sex, ~4k words)

Tachanka/Montagne: Monty mourns what was lost between them. (Rating T, lots of introspection, ~1.3k words)

Tachanka/Vigil: Tachanka is sensible and an upstanding member of society. (Rating E, filth and depravity, dubcon, humiliation? all the good stuff basically, ~3.2k words)

Tachanka/Vigil: Horrible, horrible things happen. (Rating M/E, angst and some gore, ~2.5k words)

Thatcher/Buck: Thatcher complains a lot. And Buck doesn’t mind. (Rating T, fluff? maybe?, ~800 words)

Thatcher/Jäger: Thatcher is technologically challenged. (Rating T, humour, 1k words exactly!)

Thatcher/Lesion: Lesion has a tattoo and Thatcher hates it. (Rating T, fierce denial and fluff I suppose, ~2.5k words)

Thatcher/Lesion: They go on vacation together and manage to confront a few things. Mostly each other. (Rating E, fluff, kinda explicit, emotional hurt/comfort, ~7.3k words)

Thatcher/Lion: The two of them begin respecting each other. (Rating T, fluff, ~1.8k words)

Thermite fucking dies. (Rating M, all the angst, ~1.1k words)

Thermite/Fuze: Fuze is terrible at showing emotions. (Rating T, hurt/comfort, ~1.3k words)

Thermite, Bandit and Kapkan: They, uh, deal with the… unusual aftermath of a mission. (Rating T, supernatural shenanigans, ~1.5k words)

Twitch/IQ: They made too many cookies. (Twitch/IQ, Rating T, fluff + emotional comfort, ~2.8k words)

Valkyrie/Ela: Valkyrie needs to cheer Ela up. So she does. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.3k words)

Valkyrie/Ela: Valkyrie dyes Ela’s hair. (Rating T, fluff, ~1.2k words)

Vigil/Mute: Vigil has a crush. (Rating G, fluff, ~1.6k words)

NON-SIEGE WRITING

Man of Medan: Conrad deals with the aftermaths of surviving the Ourang Medan. ...more or less successfully. (Rating T, angsty rambling, ~2.3k words)

Original Fiction: Balance (Rating T, fantasy/mystery, ~5.5k words)