#thomasdohertylights

[dvelycamrns]

Hey, can we talk for a second? I know I said you didn’t need to punch Shawn but things got a lot messier. @thomasdohertylights​

[jeezluke]

You lovey-dovey fuck. @thomasdohertylights​

[b-satterlee]

thomasdohertylights​:

Holy shit, your birthday’s tomorrow?! I don’t have a gift per se, but they all do say that my presence is a gift. So, really, you’re getting the best present out there. You should feel oh so special over it, love.

bitch is that a promise? are you coming to party actually? it’s been a hot minute. we haven’t hung out since before... well. everything. you’re always invited though, you chaotic bi prince. 

[jeezluke]

We’re getting plastered in London, right? Because Lord knows I fucking need it. @thomasdohertylights​

[hqlourd]

thomasdohertylights·:

Your granny is a legend and she’s actually the smartest person ever. Can you imagine the time and energy she saved here? Get her an award and stat. Wrapping gifts is the bane of my entire existence and at this point also pay other people to do it for me. Anytime I try to do it the paper attacks me and I get cuts all over my fingers. I think it’s secretly tellin’ me to sod off. Pretend I did the wrapping myself and get all the credit as one should. We’re both such brilliant actors, Bill, we can rule the world with this evil Christmas plottin’. 

So, so smart. If I’m half as smart as she was at her age I’ll be a happy, happy girl. She got a lot of awards in her life but I don’t think she got any for culinary innovation... I’m going to hit up Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay and make it happen. Oh, god, I literally flinched at the mention of paper cuts. I cannot deal with those tiny injuries, they hurt so fucking much. I’m all here for this brilliantly thought-out plan, nobody’s going to be the wiser. I feel like The Grinch on Christmas Eve.

[b-satterlee]

thomasdohertylights​:

THOMAS: 🙄 obviously! been here since thursday night waiting for your tiny ass to get here.

THOMAS: where you at?

B: at my air bnb ‘cause I couldn’t handle this summer camp hotel thing lol I haven’t had a room mate since I was 18 and living with 10 other models in manhattan lol so not happening

B: the gods did bless you with the cuter booty between the two of us... 😪

B: I’m getting ready to go out tho. I can text you the address? It’s only a couple of blocks from the hotel