#time and date stamper

[daydreamerswriting]

Could you do a little fic with Johnny or Pony x reader (platonically)?? I was thinking something where reader and Darry are dating, so she takes on the role of "mom," and one day, when the gang's all flopped around, Johnny/Pony accidentally calls her mom, and while everyone is kinda teasing him she thinks it's the sweetest thing ever

OKAY TYSM IM IN LOVE WITH UR WRTING 🤭🤭🤭💍💍💍

An: OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST IDEA EVER! Thank you for requesting it! 💕 I going to do this with Johnny

W: not proofread, reference to Johnny's mommy issues

Word count: ~1000

When you started dating Darry, you hadn't realized you'd not only be getting a boyfriend, but also 6 new friends. You quickly grew close to all of them since they seemed to always be at the Curtis's house and so were you. One of the boys you were particularly fond of was Johnny Cade. He was a sweet boy who clearly looked up to you and was one of the only boys who was excited when Darry brought you over for the first time.

Without even realizing it, Johnny was starting to see you as a mother figure. You were caring, sweet, patient, helpful, loving, everything Johnny wished his mother was like. You made him feel comfortable, like he could come to you when he was feeling down. You started to slowly become a safe space for him.

One night, you were over at the Curtis's and helping Darry make dinner. Well, really you were making dinner while Darry was ranting on about life. You feel bad for him, truly. Losing your parents then having to become your younger siblings' provider and guardian can't be easy.

"I don't know what I'm gonna do with him, baby." He leans back against the counter with his arms crossed. "We can't afford a tutor for him. And, I mean, he's not stupid, he just doesn't put his full effort into school. A 68 in math isn't like him." Darry rambles on and shakes his head.

"I'll help him." You say.

He looks up and his eyes meet yours. "You don't have to do that."

"No, no, it's fine. I want to help him." You reassure him with a smile.

Darry smiles back and says, "Alright. Thank you."

Just then, the front door opens and in walks Dallas, Ponyboy, and Johnny. Soda and Steve were sitting on the couch in the living room, so naturally a choir of "Hey, guys"s, "Hi"s, "Hey man"s, start.

Ponboy walks over to the kitchen to inquire about dinner.

"Hey, what're you guys making?" He asks, looking between you and Darry as he stands in the entryway.

"Spaghetti!" You say, then you add more quietly, "It's one of the only things I can cook."

Darry chuckles and Pony smiles. "I like spaghetti." He tells you.

"Good."

Johnny approaches and stands next to Ponyboy in the kitchen entrance.

You smile. "Hey Johnnycakes."

"Hey Johnny." Darry nods. "You gonna stay for dinner tonight, kid?"

"Uh, sure. If that's okay." He responds. Of course it's okay, and you, Darry, and Pony all echo that statement at the same time, talking over each other. Laughter follows. Once it dies down Darry tells Pony that he has to finish his homework. He responds with a groan, "I know."

"Y/n will help you when we're done making dinner." Darry ruffles your hair with his hand and you swat it away.

"Really? Thanks." He says not very enthusiastically, clearly still not pleased about having to do homework at all.

"Don't mention it." You smile.

You suddenly remember that earlier today the news forecast said to expect lots of rain tomorrow, and since Johnny normally walks to school, you were going to offer to give him a ride.

"Hey Johnny?" You look at him.

"Yeah, mom?" He meets your eyes then processes what he just said. He instantly goes red and there's a look of almost- horror in his eyes. "I- I didn't mean to... I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that." He quickly stampers.

Your heart melts, yeah, it was an accident, but he would've said it if he hadn't thought it. It makes you so happy that you provide that comfort for him. You simply smile, not wanting to embarrass him farther. "It's okay." You say. Darry looks so confused but doesn't say anything about it. Pony on the other hand, laughs. "Mom? Johnny, she's like 20!" He teases.

"I didn't mean to..."

"Cut it out, Pony." You say, and he shuts up. You huff then look back at Johnny sweetly. "It's supposed to rain tomorrow morning, so I was wondering if you wanted me to give you a ride." You look at Ponyboy, "I can give you a ride too, Pony, if you need one."

"Oh, sure.. thanks." Johnny says quietly. Poor guy's still flushed with embarrassment.

"Oh, I can take Pony to school tomorrow." Darry says as he stirs the noodles in the boiling water.

"Darry, that's no fun!" The youngest Curtis complains.

"I'm no fun?"

"No."

You sigh, "It's fine, Darry. If I'm already taking Johnny, why not take Pony too? They're going to the same place."

Darry looks at you with a hint of admiration in his gaze. "Fine. You do too much stuff for us, you know." You smile. "I love helping you guys. You're like family." You press a quick kiss against his cheek and Pony gags.

"Ew."

"Be quiet, boy."

You and Johnny laugh at the interaction. Man, do those two have a strange dynamic.

"I'll pick you up at 7, Johnny, and Pony, some time soon after that."

The next morning you get up way earlier than usual so you can take these boys to school. You pick up Johnny first. When he opens the front door you realize his house is strangely quiet. His parents must like to sleep in. Once you two are in the car and you pull out of the driveway, Johnny speaks.

"Hey, I'm really sorry I called you mom yesterday. That was weird and I can't stop thinking about it. Like, that's so embarrassing."

"Oh, no, you're fine. It's okay. I really don't care." You try to reassure him.

"But also... some times... I wish I did have a mom like you. Uh, you're patient and caring. I wish my mom was like that. Sorry if that's weird."

You turn down the Curtis's street and shake your head. "Not weird. I'm a positive, women role model in your life and you don't have good a relationship with your mom. You don't have to keep apologizing. That's pretty normal."

"Oh."

You park your car in the driveway, then reach over and ruffle Johnny's hair with a smile. "Let's go get Pony, kid."

an: I didn't know how to end this 😢 hopefully you enjoyed it!

[ambrosiagoldfish]

Innocent and Touch-Starved 18+

Hunter x GN! Reader

All Characters are written to be 18+

Warnings: Handjob, Incredibly inexperienced Hunter, First orgasm, First time Masturbating, Reader acts as a 'Teacher' to Hunter, Hunter may be slightly OOC but shouldn’t be too bad (he’s just a bit more submissive than normal)

THIS IS SET POST TIME SKIP WHEN HUNTER IS 18

If you don’t like, don’t read! It’s better for both you and me!!

Request Box: OPEN

As fluffy as smut could get

Word count: 1713

A/N: This was originally going to be NSFW HC's for Hunter but as you can see it turned into a small fic! If the writing style shifts part way through that's the reason why!

Not Beta read, We die like flapjack; could have missed some mistakes.

As we all know by now, Hunter really isn't familiar with the common concepts of affection or love. So something mildly sexual, let alone sex, is a completely foreign concept to him.

So foreign that if you started dating when he was still the Golden Guard, chances are you wouldn't have had any kind of sexual encounter with him due to him being overworked and generally touch-starved. 

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if he didn't even know what sex was as most of the information he learns comes from Belos, who,  being from the 1600’s, definitely has a warped view of sex. So him not wanting his “nephew” to be tempted by the desires of lust isn't all that surprising.  

But when he's free from Belos and living in the Human Realm is when he starts getting more open with you. 

It starts slow, he gives more kisses than usual, then he starts letting you hold him longer, closer.

He basically starts getting all clingy, and he's not really sure why. 

He thinks it's because he just really loves you (which is true) but in reality,  he’s just starting to get really horny after being touch starved for so long. 

Then eventually, you two are cuddling on the couch in the living room watching some movies. You both have been left to keep watch of the house while Camila, Vee, and the Hexside Quartet went out to buy groceries. 

Them being out of the house meant free hugs without any teasing from them, which was perfect for Hunter. So now here you two were, cuddling up in a blanket, watching a, honestly pretty boring movie marathon on TV.

Feeling a tad bit sleepy you lean further into Hunter’s chest, snuggling into the soft form beneath you. 

“I love you…” You Yawn out. 

His Ears darken with blush before he nodded.. 

He hasn't said I love you back yet, but it's fine for you, you know the kind of upbringing he's had, I love you's definitely weren't common place. 

Hunter’s face falls deeper and deeper into a crimson blush, the weight of your body, the warmth of your body is so close.

It's already way past the point of when His body gets a “tingling” feeling with you. He still has no idea what causes it or what it means.

Suddenly he feels you shift and let out a noise of discomfort.

“Are you ok, Y/n?” He asks, his voice low

“Yeah! Don’t worry Hunter, i uh, just felt something firm poke me and I was surprised hehe…” You chuckle awkwardly raising up to face him. 

Hunter’s confused “Something Firm?”

“Yeah, uh… there.” you point

Slowly, his magenta eyes follow the invisible line connecting your pointing finger and this “firm” thing, until eventually they land right on the bulging tent in his sweatpants.

He quickly covers his bulge with a pillow. 

“S-Sorry I didn't mean- This doesn't normally happen when we-” He stampers over his words

“Hey hey, don't worry Hunter, it's no big deal” He feels you lightly caress his cheek. 

Despite his face feeling hotter than the boiling sea, he calms down a little.

“Here, I can step out for a few so you can take care of it”  He sees you begin to leave

“Take care of it? What… Do you mean?” He asks sheepishly. 

He watches as you look at him in surprise. 

“You know.. Relieve it? By..  masturbating… “ You say awkardly.

“Mastur…bate?” Hunter says confused

He watches you walk back over and sit beside him

“Have you really never done that?”

He nods his head, more than a little embarrassed

“Well what do you normally do when it happens?”

“I just… Wait till it stops, it usually happens when I'm asleep and when i wake up it's already like this..”

He thinks back to all the times he would be late to training, meetings, and other Golden Guard business thanks to his ‘problem’ most mornings.

You both sit in silence before he hears 3 words leave your mouth

“I can help..”

He jumps back slightly 

“But only if you want me too… I would never touch you without your permission, you know that…”

 you pause 

“I can show you how to masturbate so that you will know how in the future…”

He thinks for a moment before nodding his head at you, “Ok Y/n, I trust you, please show me..” 

He slowly moves the pillow from his crotch revealing the tent in his gray sweatpants. He sees you smile warmly before you get to work.

Your light fingertips move to gently hold his face as you kiss him, freckling them all over. 

He watches you beneath him, slowly lowering yourself from the couch to the floor of the living room, your hands slowly making their way down his body as you plant your kisses, before they stop at the waist line of his pants.

He watches you pull back and look him in the eyes before asking

“Are you sure?” He nods sheepishly again. Slowly your fingertips creep under the elastic of his sweats before pulling them down in one toff motion.

From his sweats, Hunter’s Hard-on springs up, standing at full mass. Hunter looks away as deep crimson shades his face.  Having his ‘privates’ out in full view was the last thing he thought would ever happen, but here he was.

Hunter is afraid to see your reaction, but what makes him even more afraid is that he hasn't even heard you react yet. Slowly, he looks down to see your almost surprised reaction.

“Is… is it ok?” Hunter Asks, “N-normal i mean..” If he knew nothing about sex and masturbation, He certainly didn't know if his ‘privates’ were the same as other people his age or if he somehow differed. On top of that, being a Grimwalker came with many health related questions, this being one of them.

Hunter quickly calms down when you give him that soft smile and say, “Completely normal, and completely perfect.”

Your hand leisurely makes its way to his hard-on before your fingers wrap around it,

Hunter shutters at the touch and his back straightens “F-Feels good…”

“Good Hunter, just relax..” he feels your other hand knead his thigh soothing him to lay back.

Your hand begins moving up and down his shaft, your grip tightening and loosening every so often. Hunter’s voice began to come out, what were soft moans began to develop into loud groans that filled the room. 

“Y/n so g-good…” 

You sped up your hand at his words, “Try to pay attention to how I'm doing it ok? So You'll know later for later.“

Hunter nods his head, half lidded eyes watch down at you fisting his hard-on. The way your soft hand feels on his shaft, the wet slapping sound with each pump, it was all so much for him

“You’re leaking so much pre Hunter, you must really be backed up, huh?”

“P-Pre?” he moans out 

“Precum. It's what’s making your cock so slippery as I stroke it.”

“C-Cock?” All of this, all of this pleasure, this… experience, was really too much for him. 

You laugh “You really have a lot to learn Hunter,” You slowly lean up to his pointed ears,

 “Good thing I'm a good teacher.” you whisper seducticly.

With that, a knot in his stomach was tightening up rapidly, a feeling he has never felt before, to him it felt similar to anxiety, the anticipation of something you know will happen, but you're unsure what it is.

“Y/n! Something’s happening- it feels weird- I think we should stop-” 

He warns and tries to stop your hand pumping his cock but is stopped by your other hand holding his firmly. 

You quickly lean into him and begin kissing him. You start stroking faster, the slapping of wet skin echoed throughout the room as well as Hunter’s muffled moans.

Finally… the knot snaps, his body begins shaking, sending waves of pleasure through Hunter’s body. Hunter’s cock shoots load after load out, squirting on his stomach and your hand, as well as on the couch. The whole time you don't let up stroking his dick, making sure to pump as much of his cum out. 

After what feels like an eternity for Hunter, but couldn't have been a few seconds, his droopy eyes look down at you, exhausted.

“What… Was… that?” He huffs deep breaths inbetween words

“That was an orgasm or “cumming” and this is sperm or cum” you hold up your hand covered in the warm whitish clear liquid.

Hunter tiredly looks around noticing the mess on the couch and him

‘I… did all this?”

“Mhm, you must have been so bottled up” you give him a kiss on the cheek

“I need to clean it up before… Luz and the others… get back-'' Hunter says, huffing through his words as he tries to pull himself up but his body doesn't let him.

“Hey hey Buddy, shhh” You grab his head an softly lay him back

 “After such a big load, not to mention your first, you’re clearly spent out of energy. Let me do it, ok?”

“But-”

“Nope. No buts” You kiss him. “Wait here”

You leave before returning with some towels and some of Hunter’s spare clothes, you began cleaning the cum off the couch and your cum covered hand, then slowly, you undress Hunter out of his dirty clothes and help him into some new ones, before throwing them into the washing machine and turning it on.

You return to Hunter, who at this point is nearly fully asleep. You slowly ease onto the couch with him, he feels the soft weight of your body rest on his, he tiredly moves his arms to embrace you, as you pull a blanket over the two of you.  

“Thank you Y/n… for making me feel… so good.” He says, clearly in between a state of consciousness and asleep.

“Of course, anytime Hunter.” You kiss his chest

“I..” He starts, you look up at him

“I love you Y/n…” He says before fully drifting off into sleep

You snuggle further into his chest, closing your drowsy and love-stuck eyes.

“I love you too Hunter”

[jadewolf22]

A little fluffy Larissa x reader request

Y/N: “Who names a cat Agatha?”

Larissa: “I do.”

A Book Full of Memories

Fem!Reader x Larissa

Warnings: Pretty much pure fluff, itty bitty bit of angst, talk of verbally abusive/neglectful parents, lmk if there's anything I missed

A/N: Omg. Thank you so much @chromium-siren for this request! Aaahhh, the dialogue is so freaking cute! Sorry it got a little angsty... I hope I did it justice! I am soo sorry this took so long to answer, life's been crazy af lately.

Word Count: 1,094

You hadn't meant to go snooping, really you didn't, but you'd gotten bored waiting for Larissa to finish up her phone call with the mayor so the two of you could have the weekend to yourselves so you went looking around her apartment for ways to entertain yourself. You were fishing around one of her bookshelves, looking for something to read, when your eyes landed on a navy and gold leather photo album. Allowing your curiosity to get the better of you, you took the album from its place on the shelf and retreated to Larissa's bed, leafing through the pages to pass the time. Despite having know Larissa for nearly five years as a colleague and having been dating her for eleven months you still didn't know much about her childhood. You knew she was an only child and that she didn't have the greatest relationship with her parents but, beyond that, the young Larissa Weems was a mystery to you, a mystery that this photo album was helping to unravel. There were pages full of a young Larissa (7-12 years old if you had to guess) doing a plethora of sports; Fencing, gymnastics, golf, horseback riding, swim, and ballet. Others were of her and her parents out on vacations, lounging around their home, celebrating birthdays and holidays as well as first day of school pictures from kindergarten all the way to her first year at Nevermore and pictures of Larissa holding up different awards for both academics and sports.

You lost yourself in the photos, oblivious to the time passing you buy until you heard the door creak open and the familiar sound of heels against wood. Your eyes snapped up from the book, clouding over with a mildly guilty look when you caught Larissa watching you, her eyes flickering between your face and the book almost in question.

"Hi, darling," she purred, sighing tiredly as she shrugged out of her jacket and kicked off her heels, "What do you have there?"

"I-um... Well..." you stampered, waiting for the scolding you were sure to receive when she realized it was her photo album you were looking at.

As Lariss walked closer her eyes fell upon the open page, her eyes widening slightly as she recognized the photos on it. You waited patiently for the scolding that never came. Instead, you were given a soft, almost sad smile as Larissa climbed onto the bed beside you, pulling the book off of your lap and placing it on hers. She smile widened as she stared down at the page, rubbing her thumb over one of the photos. Larissa was incredibly young in the photo, no more than six or seven, dressed in a plaid skirt and white blouse and cradling a white long-haired cat in her arms.

"Is the cat yours?" you inquired, watching your girlfriend carefully for any signs that you had crossed a line.

"Yes. Agatha was a gift from my Aunt." Larissa answered, turning her head away from the book to look at you.

"Agatha? you chuckled, smiling at Larissa sweetly, "Who names a cat Agatha?"

"I do," she said, fake pouting as she eyed you with those sweet, innocent puppy eyes that never failed to melt your heart.

"It's cute." you admitted, slidding your arm around her shoulders and pulling her closer, "Like you." you kissed the top of her head and Larissa giggled.

"We had her for about a year before my parents decided she was too much work and got rid of her," Larissa said sadly, looking back down at the photo, "Granted, they didn't tell me that until years later. Until then, I'd been under the impression that she'd run off... I'd like to get another one at some point."

"Awe, sweetheart, I'm so sorry." you cooed, squeezing her shoulders gently as you made a mental nore to yourself to surprise Larissa with a new kitten for her birthday.

"It wasn't the first time they'd lied to me, and it wasn't the worst lie they'd ever told me." Larissa sighed, tucking herself closer to you, "They were never... They were never the greatest parents... When I was about ten they started leaving me home alone for hours, sometimes days without telling me they'd left, and then would return as if nothing had happened. They monitored how much I ate and how much physical activity I did daily. 'You don't want to be fat and weak, do you Larissa?' they'd say every time I questioned it... No matter what I did or how I looked, I was never enough for them..."

"Rissa..." you weren't sure what to say. You knew her parents had been... unkind, but that was straight up abusive and it made your heart ache. Larissa hadn't-doesn't-deserve that, "Angel, I'm so sorry. That wasn't right of them to say and do those kinds of things to you. You are perfect, in every way, shape, and form. Heck, you might as well be the definition of the word. Anyone who has ever told you otherwise is a fool."

Larissa smiled, looking up at you with glassy eyes and you didn't hesitate to pull her into a hug, letting her use your shirt to wipe her eyes, not caring about the makeup stains she was sure to leave behind.

"You're beautiful," you reminded her, "And, for what it's worth, you're mine."

"Thank you, Darling." she whispered, planting a gentle kiss to your jaw before laying her head on your shoulder, "I love you."

"I love you too, Riss." you replied, holding her close as you stared down at the album still lying on her lap, "For now, and forever."

"For now, and forever." she repeated sleepily, finishing the sentence with a yawn.

"Alright, come on. Let's get you ready for bed." you placed another light kiss to the top of her head before urging her to stand, convincing her to allow you to help her dress and freshen up for the night.

After you'd helped her back into bed you took the album and put it back in its place on the shelf before shutting off the lights and joining Larissa. You thought of the book as you drifted off to sleep; Sure, it had answered some of your questions, but it had also opened others. You longed to know what else Larissa's parents had lied to her about, if only so you could try and amend them. You loved her to death and wanted to show that in every way possible, even if she already knew it.

[davrinsleftpectoral]

I was tagged in a bunch of tag games the last few days (thank you I love them!) but I haven’t done them all yet. Some I have ideas rattling around in my head. The traits I share with my rook is really stumping me lol.

BUT. Amidst all these ideas and things. I cannot get the idea of a veilguard Chuck E. Cheese AU out of my head. It’s so weird, which is why it won’t leave me alone.

-Lucanis is CEO, the owner is Catarina and she keeps getting complaints about this location. So he has to show up all the time to see what’s happening.

-Solas is regional manager. He hates everyone. Also has to get involved occasionally because of Catarina.

-Neve is the store manager. She’s in charge of parties and will work the front if needed.

-Harding is the greeter/wrist stamper. Also does register.

-Rook (Turvi) does register, prize counter, and wears the mascot suit.

-Taash works in the kitchen. They don’t mind kids but don’t have great customer service skills so they try not to put them on registers.

-Bellara is the handy man. She keeps all the game machines running.

-Davrin and Emmrich are dads (their sons have to be elf and human, otherwise it won’t work) that bring their sons to play dates. They met through an adoption support group.

I’m thinking it’s a Nug E cheese. Nuggie cheese? Can you imagine the (hilarious) horror of a giant nug costume that walks around upright? With a little T-shirt on?! Child Assan would love it so much.

This would be so ridiculous.

Edited to add: imagine the workplace drama as rook starts to fall for his boss, Neve. I know in game rook is the leader. But I like the role reversals here.

[crowngamer901]

Group Render

I don't think I ever posted this render anywhere yet aside from ToyHouse (or even properly introduced these guys??)

This is (from left to right) Paisley, Ashley, and Zephyr. They're a trio of OCs I bought from atomicdogg on ToyHouse. They were originally their agents (Paisley was Agent 4, Ashley was Agent 3/Captain 3, Zephyr was Agent 8).

(Obviously when I bought them, they all got demoted to "civilian" status like I do with every agent I adopt, but I still kept as much as their backstories as possible)

You may actually remember them from these renders:

Well, yeah, here they are :D

They're actually planned to show up at some point in The Agent Archives - though not necessarily as friends. I'll post their ToyHouse links in the replies, but do be warned there are some spoilers for what's to come (especially on Zephyr's page). But if you don't care about OC lore spoilers, feel free to look around :)

Don't want spoilers or want to go to ToyHouse? I'll give you some info on them:

Paisley

She/Her, demisexual and omnisexual (demiomnisexual?). Actually dated Ashley for a bit before the two of them realized they were probably better off as friends (and by the time they show up in The Agent Archives they've already broken up) but they're still very close friends. Mains Bloblobber

Ashley

She/They/It, genderfluid bisexual demigirl. Pretty much the same backstory as Paisley. The design you see here is actually her post-TAA design where there was a massive accident in Inkopolis and several dozen Inklings and Octolings were partially sanitized. Ashley also lost part of her tentacles from it. Mains Splatana Stamper Nouveau

Zephyr

He/They/She, genderfluid pansexual transmasc. He lost part of his memory during [Agent Archives spoilers] and is still trying to get it back. He's best friends with Paisley and is dating Ashley (they were already a couple when I adopted them and I didn't want to break them up 🥲). Mains Goo Tuber

Uhhh yeah that's it I guess - BACK TO THE ENDLESS REBLOGGING VOID

[ultimate-sword-showdown]

Round 5, Match 1: Splatana Stamper vs. Magolor's Ultra Sword

Splatana Stamper

From: Splatoon

Wielder: the player

The Splatana Stamper is an ink-based sword designed to look like a wheeled date stamp mixed with a chainsaw. Since its blade is made of stamps, all of its slashing power is derived from the ink that coats its business end. Every time you swing it, it shoots a slash-shaped ink projectile that acts as its main source of damage and travels surprisingly far, with the added damage from the blade itself in melee range being more of a bonus. When you charge it up before swinging, its ink slash will be twice as powerful and travel slightly farther but move through the air more slowly, and getting hit with the blade itself becomes an instant kill.

Ultra Sword

From: Kirby’s Return to Dreamland Deluxe

Wielder: Magolor

The Ultra Sword is a gigantic sword fueled by dimensional magic. It can break the strongest shields in a few hits. It can be summoned at any time, and due to its large size it works effectively as both an area-of-effect attack and a finishing blow. It is not just a powerful weapon but also a symbolic memento for its wielder, Magolor.

[mwdesiign]

confusing times in the notebooks 𖡎๋࣭ ⭑༘⋆₊

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ I've accidentally packed away my date stamper and am without a desk for the first time in many moons. Lots of thoughts and hardly any time to write them down. ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇

Trying to find peace in my notebooks but underwhelmed with the choices. I need a dated weekly notebook, but the TN brand one seems unappealing, hobo weeks is proving to be a weird size to keep in my TN cover. Stirling ink looks intriguing but I fear my TN hardly has enough room for three books... 𖡎๋࣭

[armydreamerr]

my bookshelf

scary book of christmas lore - tim rayborn

save me an orange - hayley grace

be more chill - ned vizzini

the melancholy death of oyster boy - tim burton

haunted - chuck palahniuk

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - douglas adams

moonlight on the magic flute - mary pope osborne

how to read literature like a professor - thomas foster

the knight at dawn - mary pope osborne

moxie - jennifer mathieu

the lost track of time - paige britt

10 bad dates with de niro - a bunch of authors edited by richard kelly

frindle - andrew clements

at first bite - ruth ames

the truth about alice - jennifer mathieu

all four stars - tara dairyman

and then? and then? what else? - daniel handler

the school for good and evil - sonan chainani

wonder - rj palacio

ways to live forever - sally nicholls

holes - louis sachar

monster survival guide - susan lurie

wipeout of the wireless weenies - david lubar

restart - gordon korman

a jar of dreams - yoshiko uchida

two minute mysteries - donald j. so ik

star trek iv: the voyage home - vonda n. mcintyre

thirteen - a bunch of authors edited by t. pines

fear street: double date - rl stine

cheerleaders: the first evil - rl stine

cheerleaders: the second evil - rl stine

cheerleaders: the third evil - rl stine

cheerleaders: the new evil - rl stine

the midnight club - christopher pike

interview with the vampire - anne rice

pranks, tricks, and practical jokes - giles brandreth

ghost stories - a bunch of different authors edited by a.l. furman

islands in the stream - ernest hemingway

princess nevermore - dian curtis regan

the giver - lois lowry

eight tales of terror - edgar allen poe

where the sidewalk ends - shel silverstein

los miserables (spanish translation of les miserables) - victor hugo

the donnie darko book - richard kelly

the communist manifesto but tony hawk gets to keep his stuff - karl marx & dick cody heese

i want a better catastrophe - andrew boyd

book of longing - leonard cohen

famous last words - katie alender

the ballad of songbirds and snakes - suzanne collins

manga in theory and practice - hirohiko araki

the outsiders - se hinton

the lovely bones - alice sebold

grasshopper jungle - andrew smith

looking for alaska - john green

fight club - chuck palahniuk

the great gatsby - f. scott fitzgerald

please don’t kill the freshman - zoe trope

the shining - stephen king

the catcher in the rye- jd salinger

god bless you mr rosewater - kurt vonnegut

breakfast of champions - kurt vonnegut

no exit and three other plays - jean paul sartre

heathers the musical - kevin murphy & laurence o keefe

who will run the frog hospital? - lorrie moore

escape from eden - andrew smith

20,000 leagues under the sea - jules verne

much ado about nothing - william shakespeare

athletic shorts - chris crutches

the perks of being a wallflower - stephen chbosky

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - douglas adams (yes i have it two times)

the restaurant at the end of the universe - douglas adams

les miserables (abridged) - victor hugo

dracula - bram stoker

after the fall - a bunch of different authors edited by robert sheckley

batman - craig shaw gardener

tales for the midnight hour - jb stamper

more tales for the midnight hour - jb stamper

still more tales for the midnight hour - jb stamper

now go - karl thomas smith

the complete works of william shakespeare

slaughterhouse-five (graphic novel adaptation) - kurt vonnegut, ryan north, albert monteys

batman: the long halloween - jeph loeb & tim sale

xmen: blood hunt - a bunch of different authors idk

the true lives of the fabulous killjoys: national anthem - gerard way, shaun simon, leonardo romero, jordie bellaire, nate piekos

ouran high school host club volumes 1-5 - bisco hatori

fairy tail volumes 1-3 - hiro mashima

black clover volume 1 - yuki tabata

naruto volume 1 - masashi kishimoto

batman: hush - jeph loeb & jim lee

the great gatsby (graphic novel adaptation) - k woodman maynard & f scott fitzgerald

venus in the blind spot - junji ito

lovesickness - junji ito

fullmetal alchemist volumes 1-2 - hiromu arakawa

jojo’s bizarre adventure phantom blood volumes 1-3 - hirohiko araki

jojo’s bizarre adventure battle tendency volumes 1-3 - hirohiko araki

jojo’s bizarre adventure golden wind volumes 1-5 - hirohiko araki

the usborne book of greek myths

when the library lights go out - megan mcdonald and katherine tillitson

how my parents learned to eat - ina friedman

where the sidewalk ends - shel silverstein (i have it twice)

where the red fern grows - wilson rawls

sideways stories from wayside school - louis sachar

wayside school gets a little stranger - louis sachar

wayside school is falling down - louis sachar

marie antoinette:serial killer - katie alender

jennifer, hecate, macbeth, william mckinley, and me, elizabeth - el konigsburg

skin - roald dahl

nightmare at 20,000 feet - richard matheson

lunch money - andrew clements

guts - raina telgemeier

playing with fire - emily blake

takes to give you goosebumps - rl stine

frightlopedia - julie winterbottom

everything you need to ace english language arts in one big fat notebook

file under: thirteen suspicious incidents - lemony snicket

the zombie survival guide - max brooks

the chocolate touch - patrick skene catling

when my name was keoko - linda she park

esperanza rising - pam muñoz ryan

the unauthorized autobiography - lemony snicket

a little princess - frances hodgson burnett

dear evan hansen - val emmich, steven levenson, benj pasek, justin paul

the best of hp lovecraft

blood on the river - elisa carbone

hatchet - gary paulson

tuck everlasting - natalie babbitt

the watsons go to birmingham - christopher paul curtis

scary stories to tell in the dark - alvin schwartz

more scary stories to tell in the dark - alvin schwartz

scary stories 3: more tales to chill your bones - alvin schwartz

playing with fire (i have it twice) - emily blake

no accident - emily blake

over the edge - emily blake

nothing but the truth - emily blake (fun fact: this is the 5th book in the series and i also have 1 2 3 BUT NOT 4? ts pmo)

little women - louisa may alcott

devoted - jennifer mathieu

escape from mr. lemoncello’s library - chris grabenstein

big nate: a good old fashioned wedgie - lincoln pierce

big nate: the crowd goes wild - lincoln pierce

the little prince - antoine de saint exupery

the beast from the east - rl stine

pashmina - nidhi chanani

good night stories for rebel girls - elena favilli and francesca cavallo

miss fortune - brandi dougherty

the wonderful wizard of oz - l frank baum

sadako and the thousand paper cranes - eleanor coerr

lost in a book - jennifer donnelly

brown girl dreaming - jacqueline woodson

supergirl at superhero high - lisa yee

bumblebee at superhero high - lisa yee

wonder woman at superhero high - lisa yee

katana at superhero high - lisa yee

harley quinn at superhero high - lisa yee

batgirl at superhero high - lisa yee

drama - raina telgemeier

walk across the sea - susan fletcher

from the mixed up files of mrs basil e frankweiler - el konigsburg

the girl who drank the moon - kelly barnhill

the inexplicable logic of my life - benjamin alire saenz

short and shivery - robert d san souci

the treasure seekers - thea stilton

the ghost of blackwood hall - carolyn keene

shouldn’t you be in school? - lemony snicket (got this second hand only to find it’s like book 4 out of a series)

the dreamer - pam muñoz ryan and peter sis

alice’s adventures in wonderland AND through the looking glass - lewis carroll

scary stories to tell in the dark - alvin schwartz (have it twice)

more scary stories to tell in the dark - alvin schwartz (have it twice sighh)

big nate lives it up - lincoln pierce

diary of a wimpy kid - jeff kinney

diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules - jeff kinney

hyperbole and a half - allie brosh

us in progress - lulu delacre

the phantom tollbooth - norton juster

famous last words - katie alender (have it twice)

serafina and the black cloak - robert beatty

serfina and the twisted staff - robert beatty

[d4d2]

One of my friends told me to post this on here 👍

Note: most events don’t have dates as not too many time stamps are mentioned.

- This text implies two events are around the same time/I’m unsure which event came first.

THIS TEXT (implies a new era/separation)

There is no set amount of time between events.

THE COMPLETE VVR TIMELINE (pre-latitude to post-scottsdale, <2020 - 2050<) (as far as I’ve pieced it together)

(Under the cut cause this is WAY too long)

EARLIEST START (BCI - latitude end, <2020-2022)

Chaz makes BCI tech, begins mapping human mind and giving speeches. described to be ‘kid’ and ‘young’, one could assume he’s late teen-early adult (17-25) during this time.

Eliza is inspired by speeches, listens to them while planning latitude.

Latitude creation (no set date, time stamp never mentioned, before 2020-2022)

(I’m unsure which of these came first, so I’m putting them together)

- Chaz gives his final speech and uploads to Latitude. Meets Eliza for the first time.

- Latitude grows more popular, thriving as a virtual travel metaverse

Chaz and Eliza grow closer. End each adventure module with a sunset.

Eliza uploads to Chaz. Second ever human upload and first to join the collective.

LATITUDE FALL - ACTIVATE TAKEOVER (2020/2022-2026)

(Once again unsure)

- Latitude slowly declines in popularity over time.

- Hernandez starts up Activate, New sister company to Latitude (2020-2022, “Four years inside Activate and things are going great!” ~ Hernandez, in his diorama)

Hernandez uploads to Chaz.

More uploaders to the collective, causing Chaz to get more stressed under the pressure.

Latitude’s popularity reaches an all-time low, sinking until it is mostly AI users over humans. (Maybe more metaverses were around at the time?)

Hernandez archives Eliza and Latitude. (2021-2022)

Activate rises! Chat rooms, chat bots, etc.

- Around this time, Scottsdale also starts but isn’t as successful.

- Also around this time, Bernice begins being used for demos and startups for new technology.

Hernandez grows paranoid of Chaz.

Scottsdale goes to shit (V1) and goes under (presumably).

Hernandez is archived by Chaz in a take-over (2024-2025, assuming there was time between Activate and Activitude) while Activate is still popular.

Chaz runs Activate by himself (dubiously canon, assuming there is time between Activitude and Activate)

Chaz rebrands Activate to Activitude, Activitude release date 3/20/2026.

ACTIVITUDE START - POST BEE HIRE (3/20/2026-EARLIEST OF 2040<)

Activitude is a supplier of Human Labor to Artificial Intelligence of all kinds. The term “premier” is used here, implying it is the first of it’s kind.

During Activitude’s earliest days, the Elevator was the first method of transport used to move between areas backstage. The Elevator is implied to be sentient in some form (“Elevator told me all about you, love cutlet.”)

Activitude does well. More recruitment for hivemind and more AI clients. A process is put in place for training HLAs turned HR Contenders (the “Hero’s Journey!”)

- Eventually, Activitude switches from using the elevator to using the Mach II Faceplate Stamper.

- Around this time, Bernice was likely archived. (Prior to 2030 at least)

The Mach II Faceplate stamper is later retired, presumably for headsets (seen in VVR2’s butter headsets), but is still kept around for HR training. This new method allows Collective members to separate somewhat into their own bodies while still remaining apart of the hivemind, as seen from the ping pong floor of the elevator.

Because of HR training, Eliza becomes more aware of her presence in the archives. (“Chaz hasn’t come back from Hernandez, has he?”) Hernandez is still blissfully unaware of his situation, but seems to notice the change in his assistant’s appearance (barely).

- Many humans upload and begin to “lose” their humanity, becoming more machine than human. This is seen in Sprinkle, Chaz, as well as a few others.

- The Grid is sentient electricity, true AI. The exact time for when she became sentient is unknown, though it can be assumed it was prior to 2030.

Bee starts working for Activitude. (3/9/2029, dubiously canon as this is the release date for VVR with the 12 years added.)

Contrary to popular belief, Bee is not the only Activitude worker. Several other names are mentioned in the Staging Area.

Bee endures HR training, being manipulated by the HLU40 (Chaz) into going against Chaz (HLU40) to shut down systems and reset reviews. Their “Hero’s journey!”.

As it turns out, the HLU40 was Chaz and this was all apart of Bee’s training for HR. Activitude is left “vulnerable”.

MULTIPLE ENDINGS:

Canon: Bee is successfully merged with the hive, has their limbs removed and consciousness transferred. (Note: it is unclear whether or not Bee murdered a few people before being uploaded.)

Non-Canon: Bee successfully “resets” Activitude, sending them into an early save from soon after Chaz’s upload. (Whether or not Bee ACTUALLY resets Activitude in this ending is up for debate.)

During this time, the method used to upload Bee is the only one available for human users. It is impossible for users to merge after already being uploaded.

Note, the post-game coffee room could be interpreted as both canon as another virtual reality and non-canon, as it fits with the concept for a lot of early demos for VVR.

SCOTTSDALE START - BUTTER HEADSETS (2040< - 2040>)

(Note, timeline is a little odd here as I’m not yet too sure how these events fit together. Trying my best, dawg.)

Progression in time. Activitude continues to grow in size, new methods of uploading are discovered, including cryogenic freezing.

In the collective, newer members introduced include Gavin and citizens who will later become apart of the Scottsdale Board (the ‘profit pirates’.)

Merging technology at this time has advanced, but is not yet widely available. Merging is primarily for business reasons. (I assume AI/human merges are now done somewhat, though they aren’t as smooth/common.)

(Foggy)

- Members of the Chaz Collective separate to begin working on their new (old) sister company (Scottsdale), creating the Scottsdale board.

- Marty and Bush begin experimenting to perfect merge technology, making it more widely available. This also helps establish a difference between business/hierarchal merges compared to romantic/deeply platonic merges.

Due to remnants from Bush and Marty’s prior merges, Marty is invited onto the Scottsdale board as they are now essentially an extension of Bush.

Communications between the sister companies happen primarily between Gavin (Chaz Collective representative) and Marty (Scottsdale Board representative). The two begin to fall in love.

it is possible Gavin may have helped produce Scottsdale, as he has a backup of it saved over in Maine.

Scottsdale is re-released. (3/23/2040)

Conflicting interest. Gavin and Marty have the shared goal for a utopia but take drastically different actions.

- Marty believes Scottsdale is both of their dreams, causing them to upload to the new metaverse.

- Gavin believes their shared goal was to download to Maine, causing him to leave Acitvitude and wait.

(Extension of previous)

- Butter is uploaded presumably in March 2040 for helping with HR contenders’ training. (Note: Sprinkletooth was also uploaded to the collective before butter, presumably for the same reason.)

- Activitude is imploded on Butter’s upload date after Gavin leaves to Maine without signing an exit agreement. Everyone inside is killed, minus Butter (who was hiding in the fridge, has gained memory loss) and Chaz (severely lobotomized).

Scottsdale is a social metaverse. It is dominated by AI, though human users are also present. The business practices of this company are in general extremely shady (lots of botched uploads, re-using a lot of assets from it’s predecessors (including Activitude’s signature jingle), killing citizens as punishment for trolling, multiple deaths/injuries from their neglect, siphoning off Activate’s assets, and later killing off and cloning all their citizens). It is a subscription service.

SCOTTSDALE - MAINE (3/23/2040 - 2050<)

Because of Activitude’s deletion, Scottsdale is now the top-rated metaverse on the market and takes over as the dominant metaverse company.

Marty is heartbroken after Gavin doesn’t meet them in Scottsdale.

Scottsdale runs smoothly (3/23/2040 until 2050+).

An increase in human users is seen as Marty recruits and advertises for more human uploads.

Bush and Marty begin working on YesFriends, AI assistants designed to help out new human users in the metaverse.

Human uploads continue. Technology expands.

MINOR EVENTS/RELATIONSHIPS (in no particular order):

- During this time, a telepathic citizen of pure CPGoo named Madame creates Tuscan, a mini city within Scottsdale.

- Lester and Ester are uploaded and merged.

- Boop fetishes exist, and Boopers 1 and 2 have them.

- Animals are able to be uploaded.

- YesFriends are re-used client to client. They are grown by planting seeds in pots. In their larvae state, they are especially violent and hungry. YesFriends are trained using a dog puppet.

- Floni and Raven were a polyamorous relationship. Floni were backpackers before they followed their dream and, with the help of Madame, created a merge hotel in Tuscan. Madame used this favor to exploit them.

- During this time, Hernandez is brought out of the Archives. As expected, after losing over 15 years of his life without realizing, he is deeply traumatized and takes up exercising and binge eating as coping mechanisms. There is no reason stated for why he was brought back, though Gavin assumes it was so they could sell off his assets. Hernandez has begun working as a beauty influencer, guru, spa owner and an underground dip dealer.

- Secretly, a data deleter is designed for when it’s Scottsdale’s time to end. It recognizes the tune played for the YesFriends, meaning it was likely trained with Mr. Goldenfrappen or similar.

- Meanwhile, Gavin has re-uploaded himself and began fixing up himself and Chaz’s corpse. (Timeline on this is unclear, as Gav was fully functional before deletion implying he was around before deletion. Perhaps he re-uploaded because he had insider knowledge on what was going to happen? Maybe that’s why he has a clone of Scottsdale? Who knows, plotholes.)

The Cult of the Phoenix starts. Dewey grows paranoid.

As deletion grows nearer, the quality of uploads begins to decline. The queue for maintenance is now in the thousands.

L3M15H1N3 is one of the last few to be uploaded (2050+) a few hours before deletion. They have no voice and are named Drip by their YesFriend, Cookie, due to their wet, human nature.

Drip experiences racism.

Cookie takes Drip to croquet and speed-dating.

Dewey warns Drip of the deletion at speeding. His warning is ignored.

Drip goes to limbo. An announcement is made by the board.

Scottsdale deletion begins.

Scottsdale citizens are cloned and moved over to Scottsdale: Multi-Mode, a second and new Scottsdale.

- Marty refuses to sign the exit form as they feel they are responsible for all the uploaded humans. As it turns out, the human uploaders were lab rats for the board’s project. This Scottsdale was more of a bets than it was an actual metaverse, testing before the actual release.

- Marty and Bush get into a quarrel due to Bush (an AI) not understanding the issues with killing/cloning.

- Drip gets abducted.

Drip is trained by Gavin to be a pilot for the Chaz Mech.

ALSO IN THE DELETION:

- Paulie breaks up with the Compound Bouncer to go join the Cult of the Phoenix.

- Dusty and OK Ronnie become friends.

- Goo dealing and goo thieves became a thing. Selling your digital kidneys could get you more time on Scottsdale.

- Tuscan began to rise in popularity as Madame’s surplus in goo became a high in demand.

- Users in the process of uploading when the deletion started are now completely shredded.

Drip [UnrulyRaccoon] and Gavin [JDenvPlucker471] trapse around the deletion in search of Marty, meeting many new roommates (Madame [VapidDemagogue], Bush [TwoFacedWeed], Hernandez [AvocadoDip]) and seeing many horrors along the way (King of the Phoenix, worm fights, dying various times).

Meanwhile, Drip is learning about what really happened to the Chaz Collective via Butter. Gavin’s true nature is revealed.

A coup happens. Everyone minus butter and drip are exiled.

Butter and Drip double cross Gavin and escape to find the roommates.

Madame and Hernandez are found, the four witness the murder of Bush. The headset is taken over by Marty.

The entire group is caught by the Board’s mech, the Bottom Line.

Jailbreak. Butter and Drip hear all about the board’s plans. WYSIWG and SML, no further comment.

Gavin apologizes.

The other three prisoners (Hernandez, Madame, and Marty) escape after Drip, fight the board, and murder Whimple Temple.

Drip, Butter, Hernandez, Chaz, and Madame all escape to Maine. Marty and Gavin remain in the deletion to do whatever. Bush is dead.

With two of their core members dead and one missing, the board is presumably unable to transfer to Scottsdale: Multi-Mode.

Deletion is paused, as the data eaters are now dead.

Meanwhile, Scottsdale: Multi-Mode is the second (technically third), full-release of Scottsdale. Similar to Scottsdale’s re-release, it is a social metaverse that’s a subscription service. This time, a user is capable of purchasing multiple subscriptions to have themselves uploaded multiple times. What happened to it/who’s running it/how it’s being runned post-VVR2 is currently unknown.

From this point onwards, presumably the five just co-exist together in Gavin’s body, taking care of exit and such. Chaz seems a little less brain-dead. Huzzah.

[slashersgostabbystabstab]

May I request dating hcs for Dredge?

Hope these are to your satisfaction ^^ And thank you for requesting!

Despite being an amalgamation of human body parts amongst other things, its got some semblance of what you could consider emotions. It mostly feels hatred, seeing as it was born into a world that never wanted it and is merely a tool of Stamper and the Entity

You can mark its interest piqued when somebody shows anything other than fear/hatred, though things wouldn’t be very pretty and it would initially take advantage of such moments in which it deems the person vulnerable

Though somebody that sees it as an animal or some mindless creature would be discarded rather quickly (unless it feels like toying with them…)

With its attention caught, Druanee would retort to stalking behavior while making sure not to be seen (very easy to disappear when you’re the Dredge). After enough observations and showing a lack of negative emotions, the person has now become its “pet” of sorts 

Druanee goes as far as devouring Maurice once more, seeing as the first time it did this was to attract prey. This situation is somewhat different, but it’ll have the Entity forcing the creature to spit the poor horse back out

Stalking behavior turns into abductions, Druanee waiting outside the campfire like some predator waiting for its prey to leave the safe haven. It doesn’t have any negative intentions at this point, but it’s rather terrifying being kidnapped by the mini Entity 

Initially it attempts to keep its person in its mansion, like a child too possessive of its new toy. Rather understandable when you consider who is basically its parent…

Whatever it feels, it's not love. It's mostly proprietorial. But as time goes by...

Boundaries are something that need to be discussed, because Druanee wants and wants and will take. It's extremely touchy and wil poke and prod all it can.

Druanee does learn to let go of their person, realizing that they always come back to it. And they come back with affection rather than hostility

It does not properly speak, but it attempts to form words with the voices of the victims within it. It mainly mimics its person’s words, piecing together phrases as best as possible. It even goes as far as trying to hold a conversation

Once again, Druanee holds so much hatred in it because of the circumstances that birthed it. So safe to say that it will be surprisingly caring of its person and have some kind of love. It’ll need to learn everything first, and it will need to learn how to deal with feelings of jealousy

Its negative feelings are especially enhanced if its person has any relationship with Haddie. It will attempt to sabotage any positive relationship its person has with anybody, but especially with Haddie

Druanee doesn’t realize it, but it is touch starved to the point of keeping a tight hold on their person if they decide to leave earlier than it anticipated 

It even nuzzles and cuddles; surprising for such a creature. It appreciates being held, though it yearns for so much more to the point of having accidentally sucked its person into the void at least once

Kisses are also appreciated, though they mainly leave it stunned as it registers what just happened

Perhaps it even pretends to intentionally do that to get a scare out of its partner; it has its own version of a sense of humor and still does feed off of negative feeling

I imagine that Druanee is a bit of a hoarder and will literally collect almost anything. With this said, it has a collection of random items and would be willing to give up a few as offerings to its partner. Keep in mind, it eventually expects something back

There are some times however where it will specifically seek out something that will make its person happy, and the strange sensation that overcomes it once they’re filled with joy is more than enough to pay it back

It adores being admired, worshipped even. Words of praise definitely get to it after a while, maybe even enough to have it melt in one’s hold

Considering that everywhere it goes, it hears the wails and cries of the humans within it. The sounds do get overwhelming at times, so having its person speak to it helps calm the voices a bit

During trials in which Druanee is forced to face its person, it acknowledges them and makes sure the Entity knows this before it focuses its attention on the other survivors. It never really seeks out affections during a trial, but it enjoys being spiteful

Out of trials of course, it returns to its typical stalker behavior and awaits its person outside the campfire. Not exactly to spend time together, but mainly just to keep watch if the Entity has attempted anything on them

[1997thebracket]

Round 1A

Holyfield v Tyson II: Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson were already two of the biggest names in boxing when they faced off for the first time in 1996, but it was their rematch the following year that would etch them in pop culture history. The fight began in Holyfield's favor, but an accidental headbutt resulting in a laceration above Tyson's eye would enrage the latter and spur him into unconventional and unsanctioned violence in the ring. With less than a minute remaining in the third round and Holyfield looking poised to take it, Tyson rolled his head above Holyfield's shoulder and bit him on the ear. Hard. Despite what the jokes of the time may have led you to believe, he did not rip the other man's ear off completely... but he did spit bloody chunks and a one-inch piece of cartilage on the floor. If you can believe it, the fight still went on with Tyson penalized, and he would then bite Holyfield's other ear in a subsequent round. The second bite was less severe, but this repeat offense was grounds for Tyson to be disqualified and have his boxing license revoked. (It would be reinstated in 1998.) The match would go on to live in infamy and overshadow the careers of both men.

...I've done it again, haven't I? Sorry, didn't mean to chew your ear off there. So how's work?

Crayola Mini-Stampers: Space: Alright, cards on the table... Crayola Mini-Stampers were a cute and terribly nostalgic product of the 90s, but they almost definitely pre-date 1997. I could've tried lying to you about this, but I don't want dishonesty between us, gentle reader. Crayola Mini-Stampers, as the name suggests, were modified Crayola markers which acted as low-mess kid-friendly stamps. Due to largely undocumented rollouts of the various designs across different states and countries, it's difficult to say with certainty when the very first product hit the shelves. What we can verify the origin date of, however, is one specific and exceptionally decade-appropriate design: Space Shapes, which were sold across the US in 1997. This coveted pack featured rockets, planets, stars, UFOs and little green aliens with disarming, definitely not hostile smiles, so let's all just stay calm, okay? The 90s were a glorious decade for school and art supplies, and what the Mini-Stampers lacked in versatility and neon baby tigers, they made up for in extraterrestrial awareness (which neatly coincided with intergalactic box office hits of the year Men In Black and Space Jam.)

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Vinyl records have made a remarkable comeback in recent years, captivating music lovers with their nostalgic charm and unparalleled sound quality. However, one question frequently arises: why is vinyl music so expensive? In this blog post, we'll explore the various factors that contribute to the higher cost of vinyl records, from the intricate manufacturing process to the value of artwork and collectibility.

From Nostalgia to Now: A Brief History of Vinyl Records

Vinyl records have a rich history that dates back to the late 19th century. Initially, they were the primary medium for music distribution until the rise of digital formats in the late 20th century. Despite a significant decline in the late 1980s and 1990s, vinyl records have experienced a resurgence in recent years. This revival is driven by a growing appreciation for analog sound, physical media, and the overall listening experience.

The Art of Making Vinyl: A Look at the Manufacturing Process

Creating a vinyl record is a labor-intensive and intricate process. It begins with the mastering stage, where the music is transferred to a lacquer disc. This is followed by electroplating, which produces a metal stamper used to press the records. Each record is then carefully pressed, cooled, and trimmed before being packaged. This process requires precision and expertise, contributing to the higher production costs.

Quality Matters: Why Vinyl is a Premium Product

Vinyl records are made from high-quality materials, including the vinyl itself and the packaging. The records are often heavier and thicker than their digital counterparts, providing durability and a superior sound experience. Additionally, the packaging frequently features high-quality artwork, inserts, and other extras that enhance the overall product. These elements add to the cost but also to the The Economics of Limited Editions: Supply and Demand in Vinyl Records

Many vinyl records are produced in limited quantities, creating a sense of exclusivity and demand. Limited pressings and special editions are particularly sought after by collectors and enthusiasts, driving up prices. The economics of supply and demand play a significant role in the cost of vinyl, with rarer records often commanding higher prices.

Beyond the Music: The Value of Vinyl Artwork and Packaging

One of the unique aspects of vinyl records is their large-format artwork and packaging. Album covers are often considered works of art in their own right, featuring intricate designs and high-quality printing. The packaging may also include extras such as posters, lyric sheets, and booklets, adding to the overall aesthetic and collectible value. This emphasis on visual appeal is a significant factor in the cost of vinyl records.

Collectors' Items: Why Vinyl Records Are Treasured Investments

Vinyl records are often viewed as valuable collectibles, especially rare and limited editions. Collectors seek out specific pressings, artists, and albums, sometimes paying substantial sums for prized items. The collectibility factor adds to the perceived value of vinyl records, making them more expensive than other music formats. Over time, certain records can even appreciate in value, making them worthwhile investments.

Vinyl vs. Digital: Understanding the Price Difference

Compared to digital music formats, vinyl records are more expensive due to the physical materials, manufacturing process, and additional features. While digital music is convenient and often cheaper, it lacks the tangible and immersive qualities of vinyl. Vinyl records offer a unique listening experience, with richer sound quality and a physical presence that digital formats can't match. This distinctive appeal justifies the higher cost for many music lovers.

Expert Insights: What Industry Professionals Say About Vinyl Pricing

Industry experts, including record label executives, artists, and audiophiles, highlight several factors contributing to vinyl pricing. They emphasize the craftsmanship involved in production, the quality of materials, and the appeal of limited editions. According to these professionals, the cost of vinyl records reflects the value and effort invested in creating a premium product that resonates with dedicated music fans.

The Vinyl Experience: Why Music Lovers Are Willing to Pay More

For many music enthusiasts, vinyl records offer an unparalleled listening experience. The warm, analog sound quality, the tactile nature of handling records, and the ritual of playing them on a turntable create a deep emotional connection. This experience, combined with the visual and collectible aspects, makes vinyl records worth the investment for those who appreciate music beyond just the auditory aspect.

Vinyl's Value: More Than Just a Music Format

In conclusion, vinyl records are more than just a music format; they are a blend of art, history, and sensory experience. The higher cost of vinyl is justified by the quality of materials, the intricate manufacturing process, the value of artwork and packaging, and the collectibility factor. For music lovers who seek a richer, more immersive experience, vinyl records are a worthwhile investment that offers lasting value.

Explore Our Collection: Invest in Your Own Piece of Music History

At Drocer Records, we celebrate the artistry and craftsmanship of vinyl records. Explore our collection to find a diverse range of albums, including special editions and exclusive releases. Invest in your own piece of music history and experience the timeless appeal of vinyl.

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Final Match: Splatana Stamper vs. Nightblood

Splatana Stamper

From: Splatoon

Wielder: the player

The Splatana Stamper is an ink-based sword designed to look like a wheeled date stamp mixed with a chainsaw. Since its blade is made of stamps, all of its slashing power is derived from the ink that coats its business end. Every time you swing it, it shoots a slash-shaped ink projectile that acts as its main source of damage and travels surprisingly far, with the added damage from the blade itself in melee range being more of a bonus. When you charge it up before swinging, its ink slash will be twice as powerful and travel slightly farther but move through the air more slowly, and getting hit with the blade itself becomes an instant kill.

Nightblood

From: Cosmere/Warbreaker

Wielder: Vasher

Nightblood is a pure black sword that bleeds black smoke when drawn. If a wielder unsheathes it for too long, they will die. When it was forged, it was given the command to “destroy evil,” but it doesn’t actually understand what evil is (to quote one of my submittors, it “approaches this with all the enthusiasm and moral nuance of a golden retriever”). It is very chipper and thrives on approval, wanting to be praised for all the evil people it has killed. The sword can possess evil people, causing them to kill the evil people around them and then usually commit suicide. It can communicate telepathically with others. Finally, it is canonically “fascinated by gender, and trying to figure it out.”

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Nail Designs: Exploring Creativity at Your Fingertips

Introduction to Nail Designs

In today's world, nail designs have become more than just a fashion statement—they are a form of self-expression, allowing individuals to showcase their creativity and personality. Let's delve into the world of nail designs, exploring their significance and tracing their origins through history.

Importance of Nail Design

Nail design is not merely about decorating nails; it's about expressing oneself through artistry and style. From subtle and sophisticated designs to bold and vibrant creations, nail art allows individuals to make a statement without saying a word.

Brief History of Nail Art

Nail art has a rich and diverse history that dates back centuries. From ancient civilizations to modern-day trends, nail decoration has evolved alongside fashion and cultural influences. Discover the fascinating journey of nail art through the ages.

Nail Design Trends

Nail design trends are constantly evolving, reflecting changing tastes and preferences. From minimalist designs to intricate masterpieces, there's a nail trend for every style and personality. Explore the latest trends shaping the world of nail art today.

Current Trends in Nail Designs

Today, nail designs are more creative and diverse than ever before. From geometric patterns to floral motifs, there's no limit to the possibilities when it comes to nail art. Discover the hottest trends dominating the nail design scene right now.

Evolution of Nail Design Trends

The evolution of nail design trends is a testament to the ever-changing nature of fashion and beauty. What was once considered avant-garde may now be mainstream, and vice versa. Explore how nail design trends have evolved over time, from classic French tips to avant-garde nail sculptures.

Factors Influencing Nail Design

Several factors influence nail design trends, including fashion, culture, and seasonal changes. Understanding these influences can help predict upcoming trends and inspire new creative directions in nail art.

Fashion Trends

Fashion plays a significant role in shaping nail design trends, with runway looks often influencing nail art styles. From matching nails to runway outfits to creating unique designs inspired by fashion collections, the relationship between fashion and nail art is undeniable.

Cultural Influences

Cultural influences also play a crucial role in shaping nail design trends, with different cultures inspiring unique styles and techniques. Whether drawing inspiration from traditional motifs or celebrating cultural heritage through nail art, cultural influences add depth and diversity to the world of nail design.

Seasonal Changes

Seasonal changes bring about shifts in nail design trends, with colors and motifs reflecting the mood and aesthetics of each season. From pastel hues in spring to bold metallics in winter, seasonal changes provide endless opportunities for creative expression in nail art.

Popular Nail Design Techniques

Nail design encompasses a variety of techniques, from freehand nail art to intricate stamping and decal application. Understanding these techniques and their applications can help aspiring nail artists unleash their creativity and master the art of nail design.

Freehand Nail Art

Freehand nail art involves painting directly onto the nail surface using nail polish or acrylic paints. From simple designs like stripes and dots to intricate illustrations and portraits, freehand nail art allows for limitless creativity and personalization.

Stamping

Nail stamping is a technique that involves transferring pre-designed patterns onto the nails using stamping plates and stampers. This technique allows for precise and intricate designs without the need for advanced painting skills, making it popular among both beginners and experienced nail artists.

Nail Wraps and Decals

Nail wraps and decals are pre-made designs that can be applied to the nails using adhesive backing. These convenient and easy-to-use options come in a variety of designs and patterns, allowing for quick and effortless nail art with professional-looking results.

Nail Design Tools and Materials

To create stunning nail designs, it's essential to have the right tools and materials at your disposal. From high-quality nail brushes to a wide range of nail polish colors, having the proper equipment can make all the difference in achieving flawless nail art.

Nail Brushes

Nail brushes come in various shapes and sizes, each designed for specific purposes in nail art. From fine detailing brushes for intricate designs to flat brushes for larger areas, investing in quality nail brushes can enhance precision and control in your nail art creations.

Nail Polish

Nail polish is the primary medium used in nail art, available in a vast array of colors, finishes, and formulations. Whether you prefer classic cremes, shimmering metallics, or glossy top coats, choosing the right nail polish is essential for achieving desired results in nail design.

Nail Stamping Plates

Nail stamping plates are metal plates engraved with intricate designs that can be transferred onto the nails using stampers and nail polish. These plates come in a wide variety of patterns and themes, allowing for endless creativity and versatility in nail art.

DIY Nail Design Tips

While professional nail artists can create stunning nail designs, you don't need professional training to achieve beautiful nail art at home. With a little practice and patience, anyone can master basic nail design techniques and create eye-catching nail art masterpieces.

Basic Nail Design Techniques

Start by mastering basic nail design techniques, such as painting simple shapes and patterns, before moving on to more advanced designs. Practice using different tools and materials to develop your skills and experiment with various styles and techniques.

Nail Design Ideas for Beginners

If you're new to nail art, don't be intimidated—there are plenty of beginner-friendly nail design ideas to try. Start with simple designs like polka dots or stripes, and gradually work your way up to more complex designs as you gain confidence and experience.

Professional Nail Design Services

While DIY nail art can be fun and rewarding, sometimes you just need to leave it to the professionals. Professional nail artists and technicians have the skills, experience, and tools to create stunning nail designs that are sure to turn heads.

Nail Salons and Studios

Nail salons and studios offer a wide range of nail design services, from basic manicures and pedicures to elaborate nail art creations. Whether you're looking for a quick polish change or a full set of intricate nail designs, professional nail technicians can bring your nail art dreams to life.

Nail Artists and Technicians

Nail artists and technicians specialize in creating custom nail designs tailored to your preferences and style. Whether you have a specific design in mind or need inspiration for your next nail art

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Xylography

Current evidence dates the word xylography to 1816, but it is linked to printing practices that are much older. In fact, the oldest known printed works (from Japan and China in the 8th and 9th centuries) were made by xylography, a printing technique that involves carving text in relief upon a wooden block, which is then inked and applied to paper. This method of wood-block printing appeared in Europe in the 14th century, and eventually inspired Johannes Gutenberg to create individual and reusable pieces of type out of metal. These days, xylographycan also describe the technique of engraving wood for purely artistic purposes. English speakers picked up the word from French, where it was formed as a combination of xyl-, meaning "wood," and -graphie, which denotes writing in a specified manner.

Word History

Etymology

French xylographie, from xyl- + -graphie -graphy 

First Known Use

1816, in the meaning defined above

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The first known use of xylography was in 1816

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