#time to restart

[hamingo]

Lost my nuzlocke, wiped to Clay's excadrill 🥲

[bratthewurst]

If it turns out how i think it will going to shave my head i think

[quixoticprince]

Remember how Miss Pauling said she'd spent her whole life to help the administrator....

She didn't even know what she was helping with, but she wanted to be by her side, until she learned how deeply personal and self destructive the whole thing was... and in the end there never was going to be a 'place' set for her :^(

I'm so sorry Flo 😭

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

in desperate need of a superhero who has every conceivable superpower...but isn't "overpowered" bc they're mediocre at everything. flight? i mean yeah they can fly. with all the grace of a drunken butterfly, bumping into multiple surfaces in the process, but yeah technically they're flying. super strength? sure with super butterfingers built-in, but it counts. laser eyes but their aim's for shit. they've saved the world as many times as they've endangered it by making a bad situation worse. the "good guys" and "bad guys" are equally apprehensive of having this person on their team

[gracimaep]

do not you fucking dare

[ink--theory]

TURNED THE GAME ON TO PLAY SOME SALMON AND THE ONLY THING I CAN HEAR IS CALLIE SINGING??????

[caffichai]

More art for Coldshot's Called Shot by my friend @fishing-lesbian-catgirl! If you like spicy content, go give it a read!

The final piece, at least for now! Somehow I did these in reverse chronological order, but I guess it worked out in the end

Hey, if you're here, check this out!

[sharkorganz]

The text Vers is ugly but I'm too lazy to fix it atm lol!! Harry I love U. This is probs low quality whoops

[mikaaa889]

That fucking bird that I hate

[confuzing]

I'm not writing more of this, I'm not.

Part One

"Do I get hazard pay for this?" Shen Yuan asked. He tried to sit up more but couldn't really. Luo Binghe Prime had him in a princess carry and was completely uninterested in letting him down. In retaliation Shen Yuan was pretending the Demon Emperor didn't exist. It would probably have been more convincing if he wasn't blushing bright tomato red but he couldn't exactly stop that could he?

The head of HR sighed. "I have no idea," she admitted. "There's nothing on the books for this situation."

"Respectfully ma'am that's bullshit. I'm being very slowly kidnapped."

The head of the Research department laughed, though none of the other half dozen people in the room did. Shen Yuan was meeting so many interesting and important people today, as most of the department heads had turned up in the conference room Binghe had settled in after snatching Shen Yuan up in the hall.

The head of Security, a big twitchy guy with what looked like a cattle prod on his belt huffed, "I don't understand why he's still here. Shouldn't he had run off already?"

"There's nowhere for him to go right now," the head of Engineering -she had a hard hat on- said. "The System is still down."

"So could we just keep it d-"

"Absolutely not!" That was the head of 'Guest Services' Shen Yuan thought. "If the System's down too long we'll Desynchronize! Do you want that?"

Shen Yuan didn't know what Desynchronizing was, but it must be bad because every other person in the room winced.

Well, Binghe didn't, but they were all speaking in English so he didn't understand.

Luo Binghe caught him looking and smiled sweetly at him, batting his eyelashes. Shen Yuan scoffed and turned away, he wasn't falling for that!

"How long do we have before we have to restart?" Security asked.

"About 45 minutes." Luo Binghe said in perfect English. "Less if you want spare time to handle start up errors."

After a very very long pause HR snapped, "Who taught him English??"

Research rubbed her temples. "He probably just picked it up. He's here enough and it wouldn't be the first time."

Shen Yuan nodded, after the initial shock he hadn't been surprised at all. "He's done exactly this with... Six languages in the book."

The head of Research looked pleased. "What unit are you in?" she asked Shen Yuan.

Shen Yuan's supervisor, who'd spent this whole time standing at the back of the room wringing his hands spoke up. "We were still doing basic orientation, he hasn't taken the placement test yet."

"Dips." The Research head said.

"You can't call dips on new staff!" HR hissed. Then she perked up.

"Only Engineering and Security get hazard pay." She told Shen Yuan. "So we'll have to wait and see if you qualify for any."

"'S bullshit." Shen Yuan muttered to himself. Binghe must have heard him though because he chuckled.

He had a nice laugh, Shen Yuan conceded. He'd like it more in different circumstances.

[mellohiizz]

so, um. that spoke uu episode, huh.

[carrionfourth]

gift for @feral-artist for the moominvalley community gift exchange!! I hope you like it 💕💕

[xensmells]

drawing taking so fucking long a trend started and died a million years ago.. anyway wip for an idea that wasn’t meant to take A MILLION YEARS.

[plasmara]

before ninjago ends (in one Billion years) can we get jay reviving someone with his powers. Human defib style