#today's bread is: bernd das brot

[reblogging-random-stuff-i-like]

I've been thinking about this post.

Everyone in the comments is either:

Someone who's not German being flabbergasted over the Bernd das Brot lore or Germans talking about him in some way, mostly about how they love him.

But I haven't seen many people consider the tweets themselves.

I believe there are two reasons why Defunctland would want Bernd to die.

1. Because, in order to fully be capable of covering the entirety of the Bernd das Brot lore and history which I feel like he'd want to do in the video, Bernds story would need to have some sort of end to it, otherwise making a complete retrospective would be kinda tedious with the new content that KiKa would make for him in the future and is still making today.

2. To take Bernd out of his misery.

That being said, a Defunctland Bernd das Brot video would be SO interesting because Bernd das Brot has been a thing since the 2000s.

I want to know the Bernd das Brot lore to a ridiculous level. I'd put in the research myself if I had the time and sanity for it.

I mean, he's a living piece of bread amongst humans? He's apparently an alien? He used to be in shorts with 2 other characters that no one talks about anymore? He's being held hostage by someone?

And that's just the stuff I remember from the top of my head??

Are they realistically ever going to kill him or get rid or him because he's such a icon of the KiKa channel? No idea. I kinda want to see if they'll ever wanna replace him.

I wonder what the future holds for this depressed loaf of bread...

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[jaehyunasbread]