#tux 🤵♀️
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Took my husband and my girl out to the abandoned movie theater for a little parking lot dinner date + smoke sesh 👉👈
#objectum#objectumsexuality#objectosexual#objectophile#objectophilia#tux 🤵♀️#cars#urban decay#abandoned#building
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so anyway, marriage? 👰♂️💍 you have to wear the tux though
🤵♀️ am ready
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This is the best tag omg 😹🫶🐾
@locallegume skrunkly 🤪 / orange 🍊 / lil shit 🫵
@bardic-inspo loaf 🍞
@xxnashiraxx shorthair 🫂
@zekeen witch 🧙♀️
@judasiskariot cloud ☁️
@sniickerdoodles smol 🤏
@allymcfee cloud ☁️
@khywren tux 🤵♀️
@honeybee-bard orange 🍊
@hhh-hemogoblin shorthair 🫂
@starryjuicebox tux 🤵♀️ / loaf 🍞
@shinyredgloss liquid 💦
@kaeoticneutral cloud ☁️
@lipstickghoulie tux 🤵♀️
@cryptidcryptic smol 🤏
@kalmiaphlox witch 🧙♀️
@preciouslittle-bhaalbabe creature? 👁️
WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS
I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!
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🌹meow hello imissed it here🙎♀️ (she took her tux off because it's fucking32°C)
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HELLO!!!
no the tux off is real girl i walked like ten mins outside to campus and i was SWEATING. it’s 29C and like lowkey humid im pissed
but i’ve been locked and biking like 8 km everyday or every other day in this diabolical weather bc my skin is too pale for my liking (im still tan by default #asian) and i need it to like… i need to be in my prime
and HELLO I HOPE YORUE DOIKG GREAT i lowk dropped a tmi
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I was rewatching Spyfall and I legitimately had to pause it to calm down because tUXeDo 🤵♀️



Like i am SORRY but am I supposed to just calmly sit through this in one hit? How dare you sir I am A LESBIAN, I cannot watch this without taking a break (no matter how many times I have already seen it)
#I started watching the ep being like#I’ll be fine I’m not that gay#I’ve seen her in the tux heaps since then#and then she mentioned the costume room in the tardis and I was like oh shit here we go#and then she stepped out of the tardis and it was like#oh shit#🤵♀️ 👀#I guess I still am THAT gay#in my defence they expect me to remain calm#when she looks like that?#pish I will not thank you very much#I’ve gone on a wee lesbian tangent down here in the tags#doctor who#thirteen#the thirteenth doctor#jodie whittaker
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couples will be like "we look nothing alike" and then roll up with the matching tsurikawas 🤨
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Dinner date con mi carritica 🥰👉👈 something about interior intimacy hits so different.

#objectum#objectophilia#objectumsexual#objectumsexuality#objectophile#sooo nice that she finally feels like the perfect road trip / smoke session vehicle#smells soooo good and feels sooo clean and I will conk on her seats if you’re not careful#tux 🤵♀️
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Got a few more astronomy lights on the cheap for car camping in Tuxedo — genuinely she’s comfortable enough now that I can do campsites instead of hotels for con vending. I already bought my table for a con in the rural Carolinas but not my lodging so I’m tentatively prepping for that.

It’s … really miraculous that everything aligned this way. That I began to know her more intimately and then life circumstances have forced me to depend on her more.
Every time we’re intimate these beautiful little moonbeams cut through her windows. It feels like love.

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Went out to put something in Tux and ohhh my sweet girllll and her bichitos ... 🥺 I used to park her under a big tree down in Miami before my move and she'd get spiders all over her so I'm like 😭 She has little friends again!!!
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