#twitter thread

[macksting]

I've met him in person btw and he's a fucking sweetheart

[ID: Text-intensive Twitter thread from the Shapeshifters chest binders Twitter account in reply to a post by artist and author Ursula Vernon. Vernon says, A non-zero number of you apparently did not know that The Last Unicorn was a book before it was a movie. It is by Peter S. Beagle. It is made of spun glass and fairytales and iron knives and there are individual lines that I would give my lungs to have written. Shapechangers replies, I saw him every year at NYCC for several years straight, bought something at his table, asked him to sign it, and we spoke. He remembered me from year to year, no small feat at that con. He remembered which stories he'd told me. One year I came back with a different gender on. He squinted at me a bit and said thoughtfully, "I've seen you before in this place." All I had to say was, "last year you told me the story about the inoshishi." And his face cleared, and he leaned in with a grin and told me about a German guitarist who he traveled with, twice. Who transitioned between the first and second time, so he'd gotten to meet this person all over again on the second round. It was a wonderfully kind way to let me know that everything was fine. I was fresh out of the closet and I needed that, and maybe he could see it. The Last Unicorn is the best book in the world and I will defend it and its author til I die. the end. /end ID]

I don't usually talk about celebrities; artists, when I do, and I'm keenly aware that one needn't be a good person to be a hell of a heartwrenching artist. But Peter S. Beagle has written a few of my favorite things in the world, he's an excellent singer and filker, and this Twitter thread was dreadfully important to me. I don't want it going away as Twitter becomes Shitter, because it's so often bad news, isn't it? It's important to me to share trans joy.

[relenafanel]

I am home sick and this happened. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[X]

[silvianap]

⚡️ NEW

Gwendoline Christie (feat. Demi Moore) attends the 2025 EE BAFTA Film Awards Nominees' Party by Bvlgari 💫

📌 National Gallery (London)

📆 February 15, 2025

(-> twitter thread)

[xixovart]

i made some of those twitter thread thingies w the sbg guys 🗣🗣

this is my coming out as an sbg fan ily red

[aessedia87]

Alpha/Alpha Ghoap

NSFW MDNI!

Simon is having a particularly  bad day.

It starts like any other, he’s up and out the door before the sun rises, at the gym on base within minutes, the comforting familiarity of the space calming his mind.

Or at least, it usually does.

But the solace Simon finds in the gym, the quiet that allows his mind to relax before he’s thrust into his role as Lieutenant Riley is disrupted by the huffing pants from across the room, the strong, dominating scent filling the space. 

The smell that sets something off inside of Simon, something vicious and raw. He closes his eyes, trying to ignore it, jaw clenching as he does so, because he knows better. They all do.

It’s an unspoken rule, an etiquette that Simon has had drilled into his mind since he was born. Alphas don't engage with other alphas. But avoiding one in the military is nearly impossible.

It was something alphas were trained to work around, Simon understanding that he couldn’t be just what his baser instincts claimed he was. Other alpha’s warring scents were just part of the job. Something that could be easily ignored.

But *this* scent makes his blood boil. The scent from the man lifting weights on the other side of the room, his muscled body gleaming with a sheen of sweat, his stupid mohawk flopping onto his forehead. Sergeant John 'Soap' MacTavish, and also the latest addition to the 141.

Soap's scent is earthy, reminding Simon of a grassy field, of dirt and grit, of the sun when it lingers for too long on your skin. It's also the smell associated with that sharp fucking tongue, with the man who always has something to say, challenging, defiant.

And Simon hates it. Hates it because he loves a fucking challenge, always willing to silence a mouthy brat, and yet this *brat* is an entirely new enigma. Simon hates that the man has taken residence in his mind, that he smells John *everywhere*, the scent lingering on his clothes, invading his dreams, reminding Simon of those blue eyes and cocky mouth. Of the fact that John is an alpha just like *him*, and Simon hates himself for the thoughts that run rampant in his mind, for his cock that's rock hard and leaking when he wakes.

He hates the thought of wondering what a man like Soap would look like on his knees, taking Simon's knot. Of how fucking *pretty* Johnny would sound as he cried on Simon's cock, when those bratty words would finally be silenced by pleading whines, begging Simon for *more*.

And Simon doesn't know what the fuck is wrong with him. He's an alpha, John's an alpha. That's not how any of this works. And yet, that doesn't stop his body from responding the way it does, from his eyes to rove the length of John's body, to watch the man's muscles constrict with every slow curl of the weight in his hands. To watch the sweat bead slowly down John's forehead, Simon wondering for a long moment if the man would taste the same way he smelled. And he hates himself a little more for even bothering to think in such a way.

Those blue eyes flick to Simon's own in the mirror, a cocky smirk. "See something you *like*, LT?"

Simon feels his skin bristle, grinding down on his teeth so hard that his jaw clenches in irritation. "Shut the fuck up, Soap."

John ignores him for a long moment as he curls his next set, his muscles straining with the exertion, face pinched in concentration. "Aren't we a ray of sunshine this morning," John grumbles, that stupid smirk curling his lip. "Something bothering ye?"

"You are," Simon snarls, turning up the speed as he goes into a brisk jog. He needs to run this energy off, this *need* burning deep within him. The need that tells him to cross the space, to grab Soap by the collar of his shirt that is entirely too tight, and remind him that Simon is the one in charge. He's Soap's superior officer. And yet, as Simon relishes the burn in his legs, the warmth spreading throughout his body, he knows he's in a losing battle. He's going to fucking *snap*, and Simon doesn't know how much longer he can control himself.

He's off the treadmill before he can say another word, his long strides taking him to the door, John's knowing gaze following him the entire way. It would take *one* cinder, one lick of flame, and Simon would boil over. But he can't. He won't. No matter how much he *wants* to.

[lunar-goodness]

Twitter thread of Cardan being the biggest simp in the universe!

“I urge you, come be angry at a nearer distance.”

God, Cardan and Jude my beloveds!!!

[shark0zu]

twt threats (JJK boys)

pair: JJK boys x gn! reader warning: suggestive content. ft: Toji, Satoru, Suguru, Hiromi, Nanami and Ino. content: twt threats (n 1 tumblr post) that i edited w/ jjk men.

an: smt quick that i could post cus yippie!

TOJI—

SATORU—

SUGURU—

HIROMI—

NANAMI—

INO—

Masterlist

[dontforgetukraine]

Twitter Thread by Dmytro Kuleba

To those who have missed the previous 30 years, here is a short list of the results of negotiations with Russia that it never respected:   1. The Budapest Memorandum of 1994. Russia agreed to “respect independence, sovereignty, and the existing borders of Ukraine” as well as “refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of Ukraine”. Breached by Russia invading Crimea in 2014.   2. The Russian-Ukrainian Friendship Treaty of 1997. Russia agreed to respect Ukraine’s territorial integrity and “reaffirmed the inviolability of the borders” between the two countries. Russia breached it in 2014.   3. The OSCE Istanbul Summit in 1999. Russia committed to withdrawing its troops from Moldova’s Transdniestrian region and Georgia until the end of 2002. That never happened.   4. The 2008 Georgia ceasefire agreement following Russian aggression against the country. Russia agreed that “Russian military forces must withdraw to the lines prior to the start of hostilities”. That never happened.   5. The Ilovaysk “Green Corridor” in August 2014 and other “humanitarian” death corridors. Russia pledged to let Ukrainian forces leave the encircled town of Ilovaysk in the east of Ukraine, but instead opened fire and killed 366 Ukrainian troops. In the following years, Russia attacked numerous humanitarian corridors in Syria.   6. The “Minsk” agreements of 2014 and 2015. Russia agreed to cease the fire in the east of Ukraine. There had been 200 rounds of talks and 20 attempts to enforce a ceasefire, all of which the Russian side promptly violated. On February 24th, 2022, Russia launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine.   7. The 2022 Black Sea Grain Initiative. Russia pledged to “provide maximum assurances regarding a safe and secure environment for all vessels engaged in this initiative." It then hindered the initiative's operation for months before withdrawing unilaterally a year later.   NB: I am only focused on deals made with Russia to address specific issues and conflicts. I am not mentioning almost 400 international treaties that Russia has breached since 2014.   There are no conclusions to be drawn here, except that no one can seriously use the words "Russia" and "negotiations" in the same phrase.   Putin is a habitual liar who promised international leaders that he would not attack Ukraine days before his invasion in February 2022.   Russia's tactic has remained consistent in its many wars over the last three decades: kill, grab, lie, and deny.   Why would anyone genuinely believe that Russia in 2023 is any different from Russia in 1994, 1997, 1999, 2008, 2014, 2015, and 2022?

[dcworldtweets]

Another original idea that I’ve had for a while that I also love so much.

In my head, Clark received Gotham’s worst and shortest internet hate train in the minutes after he said “very much so” before Bruce replied “okay” and people realized that this random reporter was actually Bruce’s friend

[luchicm04]

A small thread of edited pkmn cards that became memes and have made me laugh🧵

Source: X (Twitter)

like or reblog if you save/use.

[sleg48]

After the Total Drama reboot’s Rematch, the post-season drama is still going strong…

[silvianap]

Gwendoline Christie & the cast at the "Severance" installation at the More London Riverside 🎈

📆 March 26, 2025

(-> twitter thread)

[xixovart]

the return of the twitteroonies

part one!! part two??

[gastrophobia]

As mentioned before, I left Twitter and deleted every image I ever uploaded to Twitter (including my avatar, which is now an egg) due to the new policy regarding all tweets being used for AI training starting November 15th, 2024 whether we like it or not.

That's today!

As Artist Bluesky rises from the ashes of Artist Twitter like a phoenix burned in the trash fire of Elon Musk's ego, I'll share the longest tweet thread that I ever made.

It's all about my favorite cartoon that I just made up. The title of that cartoon escapes me, though.

26 more screengrabs under the cut!

snip-snip! ✂︎-------------------------------------------

I seem to have already deleted some before I started taking screenshots, but I found one more.

So, there you have it!

This is basically a HUGE content brainstorming session, so of course I had to delete it all off the dead bird site.

Just a reminder, these are not writing prompts. I consider them to be short stories. If I ever want to expand any of these into longer stories, maybe I'll turn a few of these into a comic some day.

Maybe I already did turn one of them into a comic! ;)

[juxtaposedpunk]

I just remembered the existence of this Twitter thread

[saisbesitos]

A Twitter account I made for Patrick just for funsies, I'll post pictures, book quotes, and his rambles. (This is mostly because I need to finish reading the book).