#yeet ...

[jayjayem1999]

Cut the cameras… immediately 🥵

📷: @usosxr on X

[ilovefreedelahoya]

LMAO IM THE ONE WHO CAUGHT THE FISH AND THREW IT TO U FIRST

fish jumpscare

@moonsau

Fish slap pt two caught by yours truly

Reblog to throw this catfish at your moots

The following tagged have been hit by a catfish. What are you gonna do about it?

@zerukye @somemismatchedsocks @r0mali3 @fluteybassoon @shinystealingbirb @mellow-lynx @rosiecottonsstuff @kurenaishusupremacy @greyvear @no-one-even-exists @roombob-again @emperor-forneus @echoingvoids @mother-spore-missa @moonsau @blueberryscones30 @plutoniumplanet @yourfavvvintj man i wish they told u ur mutuals cuz im so forgetful

(This is @ilovefreedelahoya side account in case some of u guys are like “WHO IS THIS RANDOM PERSON TAGGING ME?!?”)

[fafomama]

Credit to original poster in insta

Jacob, Jey, and MiniJey

[muffinsbasket]

requested by @miss-kuki-nz

[miss-kuki-nz]

When some people have the audacity to hate on white WWE fanfic writers by saying shit like "The Bloodline don't like white women" and "they'd never like you" 🙄🙄🙄. Helloooo? Jey's celebrity crush is Carmen Electra, and have you seen the way he gets flirty with both Jackie and Rhea?. He gets a little too invested sometimes, even though it's just for fun.

All I'm saying is don't be rude to white WWE fanfic writers who write for The Bloodline; actually, don't be rude to any fanfic writer for that matter. It's not nice, especially when you're told constantly that so-and-so person prefers a certain type of woman and they wouldn't like you....

[theusotwinzcom]

Jey Uso meets a special fan at Raw in Columbus Images: https://dayone-images.com/thumbnails.php?album=1164

[perrybearwaks]

[camashred]

I understand the sentiment, but when you write RIP in a sentence please be careful with your presentation, cause I just saw someone sincerely post "Let her RIP 😔" and I immediately pictured them Beyblading their grandma into the fucking stratosphere.

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:

This is now a masterlist.

[as-i-watch]

If they chucked him like that he would not be so chill

[goddess-of-ash]

Anybody else remember when Mr. Ghost got his ass beat with his own fiddle?

I sure do.

[pumpkinpaix]

not to throw an mdzs apple of discord out there in the year of our lord 2025, but i've been thinking about how it's arguable that nie huaisang's approach to revenge is pretty comparable to xue yang's.

if i were really committed to yeeting the apple, I'd have titled this post "nie huaisang is just as morally corrupt as xue yang" or something, but that's not entirely what I mean or like, what exactly has got me stuck on thinking about it. i suspect it's the strange obsession mdzs fandom has with "proving" characters' purity or damnation one way or another at the cost of the story's core themes that's really soured huaisang as a character for me while xue yang still delights me with his horrors. to my knowledge, there isn't a large contingent of fans arguing that xue yang was justified (阿弥fucking陀佛) but there's definitely a significant number arguing similar for huaisang.

i've said before that "there's no equivalent justice so xue yang actually kind of has a point" (despite being totally unjustified!!), and it's interesting to me that I am disinclined to try and understand nie huaisang in the same way. perhaps it's because xue yang's selfishness and excessive revenge comes from a place of disenfranchisement while nie huaisang's comes from a place of privilege. or maybe it's just because nie huaisang already has enough defenders.

something about how nie huaisang privileges the loss of his brother over everyone else's losses and lives is really makes me balk. to get back at jin guangyao for nie mingjue's death, huaisang is prepared to let other people suffer loss in the same way he has as compensation. his revenge, other people's loss; xue yang's finger, other people's lives. the reasoning's not dissimilar. in the same way that xue yang lies to xiao xingchen and tricks him into killing someone he loves, nie huaisang does the same thing to lan xichen: xue yang for his own entertainment, nie huaisang to keep his own hands clean.

huaisang is a really effective driver of the narrative in the present-day arc because his revenge plot is so chaotic (and frankly, not very good) and scattershot. interesting situations arise because of all the collateral damage that huaisang is perfectly prepared for other people to sustain in the course of his plan--it doesn't matter to him. whether the juniors live or die is immaterial, and the potential suffering of their loved ones is also immaterial to him because all of it can be used to further his own objectives. that makes for a really cool plot device because everything happening to our main characters is a byproduct of a plan that has very little to do with them personally. they're the main characters to us, but the side characters in the bigger plot they're entangled in. the bigger plot is actually just like. not really about wangxian at all! they're just player pieces that nie huaisang is trying to use in his conflict between jin guangyao. wangxian get their shot at a happy ending because nie huaisang decided that they might be useful, not because it was something they earned or deserved which i find to be a very compelling way to approach their story.

overly simplistic and reductionist summary: huaisang is a villain and i wish more people would let him be one.

[zovie9638]

Part 31

I hate perspective

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[tampire]

In this world, it's either Yeet or be Yeeted

[j3y-us0-3ditz]

Jey in crop tops > 😮‍💨🥵🔥