#yes even george and sapnap

[dwtolos]

started watching another home makeover show and it hit me once again how much I want an AU where George and Sapnap are the hosts of a 'siblings getting their own rooms' show (they compete on which room suits their respective kid best) and Dream is one of the cameramen who ended up commenting out loud about something so he ends up being a faceless fan favorite. George does flirt with Dream a lot. Sapnap is very tired of it. They also compete about which room Dream would like the best, which is not the point of the show but in their hearts it is.

[sketchehm]

SERPIAS: It's not normal how handsome George is, mother fucker, I swear to you. Fuck. He's a guy who has everything gifted in life, literally.

CHAT: Do you wanna go to watch Sapnap's fight?

SERPIAS: We didn't discuss it but I would go. Really, I would go.

CHAT: Even more [handsome] than Sapnap?

SERPIAS: Yes. More than everyone. Literally. There's no chance.

Chat: You blew him?

Serpias: Yes.

[dnfity]

#georgelore from george's 6/12/25 twitter stream YAY

george keeps going to the same orlando barber bc he likes his haircut!! (sapnap thinks it looks like a lego character haircut 😭)

hes been to every continent except australia

in asia, hes been to thailand, hong kong, and dubai

in the states, hes been to florida, texas, california, nevada, utah, colorado, rhode island, and massachusetts (and north carolina)

hes been to ireland (but not to the obama gas station 😭)

he hasnt been to germany

he wants to go to new york

he may or may not have committed a felony and gotten away with it?? (sapnap think of his fucking visa omg 😭)

hes not particularly an avid justin beiber fan but he likes the songs "baby" and "stay". he also things "peaches" is alright

if he could do crack with no consequences he would 😭. "i guess Yes! like why not. like if theres no consequences. idk tho. im not really too interested in drugs to be honest. but i guess if there was no consequences then whats the downside."

the only drug hes done is alcohol, if that counts

he says he doesnt smoke

"ponk lies about everything". ponk has said a crazy lie to sapnap about george that sapnap always brings up and sapnap doesnt think its a lie 😭

george says he doesnt vape but that hes been known to vape on occasion while drunk but even then it not vaping cus its still less than the average vaper. and he does it cus he thinks its funny

he has the colorblind glasses in the drawers of his bedroom

he doesnt have the buttplug larray gave him anymore. for a while it lived on the counter of the la house and then they moved and they never saw it again 😭

hes not a soda drinker

he used to "spam" lemonade but then kinda stopped :(

hes only had pineapple pizza once when he would buy frozen pizzas in university and he said it sucked but it couldve been bc it was a frozen pizza and not fresh. and then he found the order for when he got it?? 😭 and it was jan 14 2019 and it was £2

he also found his grocery list and he read it off to us <3. full list of it here everyone say thank u blair dnftopia

he thinks cats are better than rabbits

he likes the song "ordinary" by alex warren 😭 he thinks its nice

[deadqueerboys]

Dt reaction to reader taking the condom off while ridinggg GN reader pleasee

Also can i be - 🧌 ANON

Ohh nasty, yes you can!!

Dream

He was surprised, you've been riding him for hours and it was hard to tell if he was tired or not. He seems so nonchalant. It actually pissed you off. You wanted to tease him, make sure he was enjoying. So, you took it out of you, sitting on his leg for a moment before taking the condom off.

He was shocked, he complained and said no multiple times, he was afraid to cum inside become of the mess it could make, but you kissed him and told him it would be fine.

"Love, calm down.. I will.. c-cum." Dream stutters, he was so close before, and now his sensitive was really inside you, no condom and nothing to protect you from receiving his cum inside you. He grabs your hand, interlocking your fingers, and then he cums. He moans after it, closing his eyes so he doesn't roll them. It got him tired. He sat on the bed, hugging you. "Never. Never do this again.." He whispers.

George

He wasn't surprised. He always asked you to do it. Let him cum inside, he always promised he would take care of you after it. Let's say he teased you enough. He was refusing himself to let you cum before you let him finish inside you.

In this position, he's above you, his hips grinding against you. George was begging again, his voice getting in your ears like a prayer. You were his god, his everything. He wanted to go inside, and after he asked over and over again, you took it off. And this.. that was the moment he saw everything, like if the world was simple and the happiness was easy to find.

"Cumming! Cumming!" George warns before he rolls his eyes of pleasure, biting his lower lip so he doesn't scream and let the boys know what he was doing. He was happy, and he wanted more, so instead of stopping and giving you a moment, he wrapped your legs around his leg and started to lick your crotch, letting the cum get out of you as you moan.

Sapnap

It was a fight, fucking after an arguments about having a family. Sapnap said you both were too young, and he was right. But for a rich man who doesn't even work and gets money anyway.. it was complicated to say no. Every moment would be a good moment.

You were riding him so good, he had already come but he begged you to keep going until you finish. He was the best at making you cum, just this time, he wanted you to do it alone. Just with his cock.

"Babe, I will take it off." You smirk, taking the condom out of his large dick. He was so perfect, his hygiene always done, and his pubs shaved just enough to make it look good. His eyes widen but then you put him inside you again. And he couldn't deny, it was really good.

He slapped you, Sapnap was hell mad, even tho he liked it. Soon, you came. Your walls tight around his cock, which makes him cum again. He was slapping the bed now, refusing himself to let you hear he moan. He wasn't exactly upset, he just didn't want you to do that again.

[tsundanire]

Whore

“Boo, you whore,” Dream groans as his beloved daughter slips out of his lap and trots towards George—actually trilling in greeting. 

“Well hello to you too gorgeous girl,” George replies, adding in the occasional meow when Patches responds. “Who’s the best, sweetest, most darlingest girl? Yes, it’s you. Don’t listen to Daddy. He’s just jealous you like me better.” 

“You’re a whore too, George. You both are.” Dream sighs, hands in the air like he’s giving up the fight.

George strides over, Patches tucked firmly in his arms. When he sits, it’s pressed right against Dream’s thigh. Where they touch is warm, and leaves Dream’s brain feeling a little fuzzy. 

“You okay?” It’s the first time George has broached the topic—one they steadfastly ignore out loud. 

Dream inhales, then exhales very slowly through his nose as he considers the shit show of the last few days. “I’m..” Dream opens and closes his mouth a few times but the words don’t come out.

Instead of saying anything, George slips his whole body into Dream’s lap. Patches is still wrapped in George’s arms, but they’re all huddled together now, with George’s head pressed to Dream’s chest. It takes a few minutes, but Dream can feel the tension and stress slowly melting away. 

“I think I should call Martin.” There’s a heavy weight to these words, and he knows George can feel it too. 

It’s like saying ‘I love you’ in so far as each word is innocuous on its own, but you put them together and say them to someone specific and it can change everything. And yet, saying them to George was still far easier than what he wants to do now.

“Do you want any help with that?” George replies, fully aware of the gravity of what Dream is saying. And Dream loves him even more for not making it out to be a huge deal. “I have nothing on for a bit so if you want me to go too?”

“No that’s—” Dream inhales again, exhaling a shaky breath. “It’s fine. I think we might be able to do it over video call.” 

Patches hears a sound in the distance and it has her scurrying out of George’s lap—probably Milo or Naomi, or God forbid..both. When she’s gone, and only George remains in his lap, Dream still feels surprisingly calm. 

“You know those whole emotional support pets?” George chews on his lip as he mulls the thought in his head. 

“Yeah? What, you think Patches? Nah, she’s great for me but neither of us are particularly great at actually going places.” Dream laughs quietly.

“No, I was wondering if they did that for people? Like emotional support people?” 

“Isn’t that just therapy?” 

“Idiot,” George huffs like he’s trying not to laugh, and is, instead, mildly annoyed that his idea was shot down. 

——

Later, when George is busy torturing Sapnap with his presence, Dream sits on his bed, his phone in hand, just staring at the call screen. It’s a stupid button, that’s all he had to press. But the weight was strong. 

At the door, a little trilling noise grabs his attention.

Patches pushes her way in, hopping onto the bed at his side. Immediately she sank into a loaf and purred, filling Dream with an almost ethereal calm. His large palm sinks into her fur, grounding himself in the vibrations of her pur. He hits ‘call’.  

“Hello?” Comes an older, cheerful male voice. 

“Dr Martin? It’s Clay. I-” Dream inhales like he’s gearing himself up to kill the Ender Dragon. “I’d like to schedule a therapy appointment with you.”

-END-

For @alittledizzy I hope this is fluffy enough. <3

[mioakem]

going over this vid

he finally apologized for the r-slur after days of backlash for it, gotta give at least a little bit of props for that ig. personally i’m not in a place to accept that apology so everyone who was affected by that is entitled to their own decision

he starts off by talking about the pedo jokes, which, honestly, yeah he has a right to be mad about that, not gonna sugar coat it it’s not okay to make those jokes about anyone. but he also keeps on using clips of tubbo saying “tommy’s best friend�� when tubbo has repeatedly asked to be seen as his own person in this situation

then my least favorite part of the video, talking about the misogyny. funnily enough, he completely skips past the part where Tommy talks about Caiti and how horribly dream and is friends treated her and handled that situation. Yes dream, there is proof of your misogyny, it’s all over the internet, everyone saw it last year. dream is misogynistic and that is simply a fact based on the way the George situation was handled

he then brings up how tommy interviewed sapnap and tried to interview george, saying that his hatred towards them is disingenuous. gonna give my own opinion here but im pretty sure tommy was not trying to be friendly with them and was actually looking to make fun of them, just a thought

again brings up logan paul, we went over this months ago don’t need to talk more about it but apparently that’s all dream can talk abt

brings up old clips of tommy praising dream, honestly just a dickhead move because those are all from years ago. like woah the kid who used to look up to you so much hates you now as an adult what were you trying to achieve with that?

talks about tommy’s merch company, don’t know about this situation so i won’t talk about it but ill look more into it. plugs his own merch

makes fun of tommy for saying he harassed Sarah, saying that he’s being ridiculous and he only sent paragraphs of messages criticizing her son. brings up how tommy mad fun of dreams stutter and how that was what the message was about

again, here’s where i take big issue, says he didn’t treat tommy like a kid but rather as an equal. never ever should you listen to a kid when they tell you to treat them like an adult. you are the adult here, he was the kid, he wasn’t one of your twenty year old friends, he was 16. speaking from my own personal experiences with having older friends, I would never want them to treat me as equal, as i am 16 years old and they are 21. it’s ok to be friends with someone younger than you but you have to acknowledge that they’re not adults and you can’t treat them as such, even if they want you to, you never know if they’ll regret it once they’re older

finishes it off by saying that he wants tommy to delete every video with him in it if he’s so mad at him

my thoughts:

i think he’s being reasonable about the pedo jokes but that’s about it. there are other categories that fall under maybe reasonable like the merch company thing, but you also have to recognize that tommy does not run these companies, he’s not the one controlling it. i think the old clips was just scummy, again, it’s just showing that he used to look up to you but now that he’s older he hates you, what is that meant to prove? i think he also needs to stop talking about the Sarah thing. it made her uncomfortable, it made her feel bad, it was an attack at her and tommy’s relationship, and dream owes an apology. it was weird and he shouldn’t have gone and messaged tommy’s mother, but he still refuses to acknowledge that.

though the video has a few reasonable points, i feel like it really just falls through with the misogyny point. george gropped Caiti and dream helped cover it up and run Caiti off the internet, thats why he called him misogynistic, because you only participate in behavior like that if you have a hatred towards women and girls.

also, ludwig went live mere hours ago talking abt how dream called his friend a whore and then confused her with another girl he also called a whore. how much girls must you call whores to the point where you start to confuse them?

those are my thoughts, again, maybe just watch the video yourself because i’m sure my commentary contains bias. fuck dream and have a lovely night ❤️

[allilcat]

Ive been noticing an increase amount of Dreamtwt refugees, and let me preface with saying: Welcome!!! Genuinely, we lovingly welcome you to this happy lil community.

That being said, Tumblr is confusing, between the big etiquette book and the interface that hasn’t changed since 2008 there is a lot to learn. So this is my little attempt to a welcome guide tailored to our lil dream community! Feel free to add your own recommendations and stuff.

Tumblr is a Blogging site, a goog ol relic from ye olden days, your ‘profile’ is your blog, and you can put anything you like on there! However, please do change your avatar and background, we have a massive bot issue here and we tend to auto block someone with a standard avatar.

The main tags for the dream team are as follows: - just their entire usernames, but, those do get hooped up in controversy from time to time. -Dreamblr for the content creator dream

-Dreblr, for C!Dream

-404blr for CC George

-pandasblr for CC Sapnap

-Dtblr for the Dream team

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING: #Dream, that’s for people actually posting about their dreams, and #myct as it is mostly used for general MYCT stuff, we prefer to stick to our own spaces.

‘how do I find people?’ you go to any of these tags, find someone you vibe with and click ‘follow’. The algorithm here sucks, and we don’t advice the ‘for you’ page.

On that note, the ‘like’ button is useless, use reblog instead! If you like someone’s hot take, art or stupid shit post, REBLOG. Its how we keep our fandom alive and active here :D

When you reblog you usually keep your comments in the tags, one only really uses the comment section when they DON’T want to reblog. (usually because of le discourse).

Send people asks! People love to chit chat, you can do it anonymously! Tell that one artist youd love to have their brain for lunch! Engage with everyone! We love discussion and open communication here. (prob since there is no real word limit to posts)

Tumblr has developed a nice ‘block liberally, no need to make a fus’ culture. You can block someone for any reason, and it really isn’t a big deal.

On the Tumblr is more relaxed note, we tend to be more relaxed on CC boundaries, since most CC’s do not use twitter. If you don’t like people breaking CC boundaries, even in places where they cant see it, follow the advice above and blockkkkk!!!

Please spell out words! Don’t censor triggering words at it can fuck with people’s filter settings, by censoring these words you put people in more risk.  

Now for some technical advice: Most tumblrina’s turn on ‘hide likes and follower count’ . Any blog can have 4 people following it or 4000, we like to keep it mysterious.

Also turn of ‘best content first’- once again, the algorithm is not to be trusted.

Furthermore, you can really personalize your Tumblr experience and please do! Under ‘account’ you can find many options to filter the content you see, make use of it, for your mental health sake.

[th3-c0ll3ct3r]

Mildly warm take, Tommy does NOT owe his entire career to Dream

Because, YES the dream smp help propel his career as a content creator, but it does not constitute to everything you've done to make himself and his brand better

Did dream write all the jokes? The vlogs? The books? The MCC wins? The friendship formed before and after? The smp's to follow later? Origins? The comedy? Twitch con?

Because if you say That Dream did all of that for Tommy then I'm going to assume Dream Is Crawling into his skin and piloting his body

Saying dream owns Tommy's as well as other people's careers, is like saying that if I were to bake a cake it wouldn't be my cake it would be the person who made the ingredients. I still baked the cake, put the ingredients together, bought them, got the recipe and just because I didn't grow the wheat or milk the cow it doesn't make it not my cake.

The smp did objectively help his career there is no fault in that and even Tommy acknowledges it, but you can't attribute every single thing that he does now to Dream.

And you can also argue that dream was a bad person, because he was. Regardless of allegations and other people's experiences, dream intentionally seeked out a 14 year old streamer, made him sign a legal contract, took every single bit of credit, got into fights with him on a regular basis, a made him feel so bad you will slamming his head against the desk.

That's not normal. None of that's normal.

And then in an alternative perspective dream didn't do us much for the smp as he claims. The only things he did was bring the content creators together, start the server, and play as his own character.

I do not get me wrong there is credit in that and he did do those things that allow the server to operate, but those with the only things he did.

Wilbur (as much as we hate him) wrote the scripts, and alot of Tommy lore. Will stopped writing the Script after he died canonically, and then later came back because in his own words " lI had to write myself back into the narrative [...] I didn't like where it was going. Not to see dream is a bad writer, but we had different ideas". That's him putting it nicely, the worst bit for the smp realistically was when dream was writing the lore.

And I'm not saying that it was bad but what I am saying is that the majority of people found it bad, so bad in fact that they had to bring Will back.

Dream did not write his own story.

And to the other content creators, on the server they will their own lore. And they acted it out themselves, dream was no part of that yet they still had to sign contracts because it was still on the physical server.

Ranboo and Technoblade in particular had some of the best story writing and telling, and they did it all themselves.

But there's only one thing in common, that makes sense but I think we all missed, dream was in every single person story or had planned to be. And I get it it's his server but on the other hand they could have had amazing stories without his input. Ranboo could have replaced Dream with a mysterious unknown character in his lore, and the outcome and affect would have been the same story-wise. Dream didn't need to be Puffy's son, but he was. Technoblade and Philza could have skip to the side plot of saving dream and instead it needed to return a favour to someone else.

The storytelling within the server is a amazing but if you subtract dream and put someone in his place it's still would have been the same story. It's like he was made to be sandwich in everyone's story. And yes he was a great character in most stories, but in others he was unnecessary.

Put with the overall fact that he had to be in every single story obviously ties back to the server being his, but it's also a reflection of his own ego. He probably still to this day believe that every single person has a career because of him and do not because of who they are now. He definitely helped but it's not all him.

And I would say George, Sapnap and Dream, have the same issue with ego. You see the way dream behaves with over people, he dominated people's careers for many years and had it done by fear.

Sapnap, he would swear and curse every single person, to the point where Scott said he was the most difficult person to put on a team because no one wanted to play with him (I have a different post about MCC). There were many offensive and situations in which the pair of them actually ruin the game for a lot of people. If you were not a person who watched MCC back in the day then I can tell you from now they had to change so many rules, Scott had to start making applications because of the amount of times that they would bail or not communicate with him or simply people didn't want to play with him and wanted to avoid him, and due to their obsessive behaviour in needing to the practice the maps so much that when the game was chosen some people didn't even try because they knew who would win.

They're talented don't get me wrong but there is an extent in which that their Talent crosses with ego and makes the whole game unplayable. This is without mentioning the amount of people who were scared to play with this team or against this team. No one had a fun.

And even in the smp, some people purposely avoided Sapnap, because he didn't know how to manage himself.

And George you could argue also has a large ego because of the people he surrounds himself by and he's a success. He is an objectively/ conventionally attractive male, and there have been many instances including in recent times and in certain develop it situations that he used it to his advantage. He doesn't behave his age and he treats people cruelly.

And most importantly, the fans. Yes YOU. You heavily contributed to the success of the server and to the success of the creators. But the level of obsession people would have regarding these content creators is something that will always baffle me.

And alot of people asked them to speak out, especially Dream. And he didn't. Dream actually encouraged his audience by selling sketchy merchandise and a USB stick with his baby pictures on it. He enables his radical audience because they are what keeps him going. Realistically without the radical side of his audience he would not be as successful and financially well off as he is now.

Additionally those people attack literally anyone that set something bad about him, and at first he tried to downplay it, then he assured people he would manage it and tell them to start, but then along the way he must have realized that these people a Ride or Die for him and that if he drives away these people he drives away a lot of money, free advertisement and a defense system against his brand- and I say this because these people would defend him in any circumstance

So then he doesn't stop them, and now you've got a 19-20s yr old with an unfortunate amount of mental health issues, some people who continue to jab him with needles anytime he's upset.

And it's sad. Is far beyond something that his parents can protect him from, yet he hasn't found the resources to protect himself. He's not happy with himself. He used to be scared to stand with someone successful even though he's successful.

And I'm genuinely proud of how much Tommy has grown. He is and continues to be a dedicated, passionate and nice person regardless of circumstances, he continues to be real with his audience and tries not to waste thier time. And none of that was taught to him by Dream. He taught himself how to be himself. If I see one person saying that he's a clout chaser I'm gonna have to tell you that you're wrong because he's done so much for himself to the point where you can't even count it yet you can count the things dream did for him on a Post-it note.

Tommy did well

[gottagetshiver]

I come bearing a dnf omegaverse drabble :)

The weeks leading up to Dream's heat are the worst weeks of Sapnap's year.

Every single time he floats the idea of heading out early, even if it means he has to stay in a hotel, and every time he's met with that's stupid from George and but this is your home, too from Dream.

George's halfhearted insults don't do much to dissuade him, but the sad eyes and dejected pout Dream wears always breaks down his walls. In the end, if Dream wants him there, he'll stay. That's his best friend, after all. His brother.

The first few days are usually tolerable; Dream gets needy and whiny alongside stinking up the place, and George lets out rumbly growls anytime he decides Sapnap is too close to his mate, but it's tolerable. they're already so abnormal about each other at the best of times, those few days are not really that different from how they usually are.

The worst of it begins as soon as Dream starts having the urge to nest.

Despite George being in the house, sometimes even in the same room, Dream behaves as though his lover has gone off to war.

He slips from room to room, silent on his feet yet the constant stream of quiet whimpers that spill from his lips and the wall of pre-heat scent giving him away, gathering up anything George has so much as brushed a finger over in the last fortnight.

George's old water bottles from the recycling bin, throw pillows from the sofa, even cat toys that George had thrown for Patches get whisked away to Dream's room and added to his nest.

Sapnap had once caught a peek at the nest through the open door and laughed, teasing Dream that it looked much more like a dragon's chaotic hoard than an omega's nest. Unfortunately for him, George had overheard and chased him out of the house, making him drive around aimlessly for several hours until he'd been forgiven and allowed to return.

It's not like Sapnap really cares, he knows that omegas need their alpha's scent around before and during their heat and that some are less selective of what they add to their nest than others. If it was just throw pillows and cat toys he wouldn't be bothered at all.

Except it's not just pillows and cat toys. It's anything George touches. Which, to Sapnap's dismay, often includes his own stuff.

"Dream, please," he says warily as he stands at the threshold of Dream's room with his hands held up to show he has no ill intentions; that he's not a threat. "I know it smells like him, but that hoodie is actually-"

Dream just growls at him, low and throaty from where he lays on his nest, his hands knotted into the base of it defensively.

Sapnap winces, taking a careful step closer. "I know man, I'm sorry, but it's mine and I really want it back. I'm out of other clean hoodies."

He gets halfway to the bed before Dream raises his head slightly, his growls getting higher in pitch.

"Shit," Sapnap hisses, scrambling backwards, "Dream, don't. Don't call him over here, I'm leaving, ok? you- you can keep the hoodie, I'll wear something else."

The smell of a protective alpha rolls into the room, thick and heady, and Sapnap grimaces. Man, he responded to Dream's call quickly. "Hey, George. I was, uh- I was just leaving."

"Yes," George says coolly, brushing by Sapnap to stand between him and his omega, "you were."

Sapnap backs out of the room, eyes down as to not anger George further, and retreats to his room. Today just turned into a laundry day, he supposes.

Later, with his freshly cleaned clothes still warm from the dryer, he tosses his hamper on his bed and gets to work folding everything.

A quiet knock sounds at his door.

"Hey," George says, scent still thick as he walks in, not bothering to wait for an invitation, "I need you to leave Dream be, alright?"

Scoffing, Sapnap rolls his eyes. "Yeah, yeah. Tell him no more stealing my clothes though, ok?"

George cocks his head to the side. "He only wants them because they smell like me," he says. "That's normal. It shows a healthy attachment to his alpha."

"Then stop touching my clothes," Sapnap grumbles as he gathers up all his socks into his arms and heads to his dresser. As he's dumping them into their respective drawers, George's scent floods his room. "What the hell are you-"

The words die on his tongue as he turns around to see George leaning over his bed, smug smirk on his face, and scenting every last piece of his fresh laundry. "You utter dick."

George shrugs as he stands up, dragging his scent glands over Sapnap's bedspread as he goes. "What?" he asks, faux innocence plastered on his face. "I'm just providing for my omega. He needs things to nest with, after all."

[zilritsch]

cc!Dream is a puppy, but I'm ready to fight for fact that c!Dream is a CAT!

He pretends that he doesn’t need anyone, that he can handle it on his own, and then he simply comes to his loved one for comfort and affection (yes, I’m talking about Punz).

He is upset that Techno rejected him (and I understand Dream), he literally sounds like a cat who was coldly and harshly thrown from his warm lap and his sweet slumber was interrupted. He is betrayed and does not understand what he did to deserve this from the person he trusted and who was safe for him.

Dream organizes a manhunt because games bring kittens closer together, building family bonds.

He climbs trees and sleeps anywhere, and especially likes to lie and bask in the sun on the roof of a Community house.

I'm sure he hisses at people and walks silently, scaring everyone and everything.

He tries to spend a lot of time with each friend, mostly he follows them around and watches (like with Puffy), or chats animatedly and asks a lot of questions (like with Sam when he's building something), or sleeps nearby, or maybe directly on a person (as with George and Sapnap).

Although Dream wears a mask most of the time, it’s difficult to notice how he looks at you and blinks slowly, but this is how he shows love.

He also watches how people eat and guards them during meals, either eating everything first or after the others.

Dislikes enclosed spaces and prefers to have access to all rooms (he hates that he built Pandora's main chamber so small).

He loves soft things, so he always wears things that are comfortable and pleasant to the touch. (He hates that Pandora doesn't even have a bed.)

He loves meat, and sometimes eats it raw (this saves time!!). Considers attempts to replace meat with artificial meat a crime.

Loves water, and especially dolphins and playing with them. Their energy and speed match his own and give him the opportunity to not hold back.

P.S. This is a mix of headcanons and my attempt to show that c!Dream is a cat.

[rat-rosemary]

Also, ramble about Dream's powers.

He gives his followers the ability to change between animal forms as a second nature. He can actively force a transformation on someone but he needs to actively focus to keep them in that form, if he pulls away even a little for a singular moment they can freely change again

(Tubbo used to think Dream had locked him into a ram-like form as some type of punishment. He didn't, it was Tubbo himself who defaulted to that.)

(Trauma 👍)

Dream can also influence his devouts forms more lightly. I have a scene in mind where Dream is about to start a fight with another God to give the others time to run, and people's hair and markings start changing, becoming duller so they can better camouflage while they run. He's not doing this actively either, it's an extension of his subconscious.

(Karl's hair, for example, would become pure brown. Tommy's become a dull dark blonde. Techno's pink fur starts turning brown at the snout, more like a hog then a piglin. Sapnap's usually flaming horns dull and Quackity's golden feathers become dark and spotted like moss. Anything to make it easier for them to hide)

People will change without thinking about it. They can force themselves into a specific form (and some of those changes might stick even when they change again, like Karl's colorful hair and Tubbo's horns) but it's normal for them to just change based on what they need. If you're running you become a rabbit, if you're falling you grow wings, if you're on the water you become aquatic, etc

Augh, editing this post to ramble more

People have forms they default to tho! Yes, as their base form (normally whatever species they were born in, maybe with small chances) but also to their forms when in an emergency

George and Sapnap always turn to fish in the water and dogs when running, while Bad turns to a shark (he becomes huge its terrifying because he has a habit of pouncing and slamming his hands around people to get them out of tricky situations)

Wilbur tends to default to phantom while running, sinking under the earth. Tommy will constantly change forms while doing stuff, and when he panics he tends to mimic one of Dream's forms

Ranboo sticks to end creatures, except in water, then hes an axolotl :]

Tubbo doesn't lose the ram horns even when he changes shape.

Techno doesn't tend to change forms at all, even when in mortal danger. Dream is not his main God so the shifting is Techno's last instinct :]

(Oh yeah, I know I'm just saying animals but they're hybrids)

[pennotfound]

A day late, my contribution to @carpedzem's DNF romcom event.

Inspired by one of my favorite books, "Anne of Green Gables" by L.M. Montgomery,

Carrots

DNF, 1800 words, fluff

If you prefer to read on AO3, you can find it here

“Dear old world,” Dream murmured while a fresh spring breeze ruffled his auburn curls. “You are very lovely, and I'm glad to be alive in you.”

He couldn't believe it had been five years since he'd made this island his home. Dream could still remember the day he'd arrived, spindly and awkward, with his garishly orange hair twisted into a single braid stuffed into his old straw hat. He hadn't been able to hide his awe as he'd taken in the beauty of the island - the Lake of Shining Waters and the White Way of Delight and everything in between. Bad’s quiet amusement at his constant chatter would be forever etched into Dream's heart, even if Puffy had taken a bit longer to warm up to the idea of this scrawny boy being a part of her home. After all, she'd expected a girl - a sweet, quiet girl who would help gather eggs in the morning. One who would learn to bake and sew and do all of the things she'd once dreamed of doing with a daughter before life took her in another direction.

Thankfully Dream had been able to show her that he was capable of all those things, and it hadn't been long before Puffy and Bad grew to love Dream, and became the family he’d always longed for.

Family.

That word meant so much to Dream, and had spread to include nearly everyone on this island in their own way.

His bosom friend Sapnap, the first true kindred spirit he'd met here, would forever be a brother to Dream. And then there was Techno, the old bachelor who once thought Dream to be a menace sent to torment their sleepy town with his endless energy. Now Dream counted the man as one of his friends, even if his actions still scandalized Techno from time to time.

Sam, Parker, Anthony and Ken.

And then there was George.

Dream’s heart did a funny little leap in his chest at the thought of the older boy he'd once considered to be his mortal enemy. After all, what kind of boy yanks on another's hair and calls him “carrots” in front of the whole class? Yes, George was definitely deserving of that slate that Dream cracked over his head five years ago, and it was well worth Dream standing in front of the classroom for the rest of the day.

Sapnap had encouraged Dream to accept George's apology later, but Dream adamantly refused.

He was far too proud for that.

And yet…

Something had changed in the past several years. Their once bitter rivalry had softened around the edges, opening Dream's heart just a crack to let the possibility of a friendship with George shine in. The competition between them still lingered and Dream reveled in smug satisfaction when he scored higher on an exam than George did, bolstered by George's own sincere congratulations. Still, on the rare occasion that George bested him, Dream wasn't beyond congratulating the boy. He'd be rude if he didn't, after all.

Now, here he was, standing on the edge of a future he'd been so sure of up until an hour ago. Dream still couldn't believe what Techno had told him, about how George convinced the school board to let Dream have the position teaching here in Avonlea. The selfless act sent a warmth through his chest and made him wonder if maybe he'd been hasty in continuing his rivalry with George all these years.

Speaking of which…

Dream held a hand above his eyes while George jogged up the hill from his own house. Long legs clad in navy trousers scaled the hill with ease, after which George pulled a pocket square from his matching jacket to mop the thin sheen of sweat from his forehead.

In this light, George really was… handsome.

Pink warmed Dream's cheeks as George drew nearer and lifted his hat in a polite greeting. Dream pondered giving George nothing but a curt nod before walking back home and pretending none of this had happened. As George drew closer though, Dream knew he couldn't. Not after what George had done for him.

“George,” Dream held out his hand, heart in his throat while George paused before him. “I… I wanted to thank you for giving up the school for me. It was very good of you, and I appreciate it.”

A soft smile turned up the corners of George's lips, one that sent butterflies fluttering in Dream's stomach.

And then George took his hand.

“It wasn't just good of me, Dream,” George shook his hand eagerly. “I did it because I knew how much you wanted the position.”

“Oh,” Dream’s face suddenly felt even warmer than before. “Thank you.”

“So,” George smiled as he reluctantly pulled his hand away. “Does this mean we can be friends now? Have you finally forgiven me for calling you carrots when we first met?”

“I suppose,” Dream replied with a roll of his eyes and a shrug. “Although if you call me that again, be warned that I may break another slate over your head.”

George winked. “I wouldn't dream of it.”

Dream chuckled a bit at the obvious joke, then lowered his head for a moment, tracing his toe in the dirt at his feet. “You know, I think I forgave you that day on the pond landing. Even though I didn't know it. I was so stubborn, I wanted to hold my grudge against you for so long, but I guess… I guess it's easier not to.”

Dream looked up at the boy before him then, a boy with deep brown eyes that crinkled with genuine happiness at the corners, and a warm yet mischievous smile on his lips.

For a fleeting moment, Dream pondered what it would be like to kiss those lips.

“I'm so glad,” George reached out to take his hand once more. “We were born to be the best of friends, Dream. You've thwarted destiny long enough. And now that we're friends, we can help each other in so many ways. Like with our studies this coming year, even if I'll be in White Sands while you're here in Avonlea. The children here will be so blessed to have you as their teacher.”

“And the children at White Sands will be lucky to have you,” Dream replied. “I need to be heading home, will you walk with me?”

“Of course!” George nodded enthusiastically, their hands still linked between them.

“Can we stay here a bit longer though?” Dream turned towards the lake. “It really is a lovely evening, and I really want to enjoy this view.”

A beat of comfortable silence lingered between them, but as it stretched Dream wondered if maybe he'd said something wrong. Maybe George had somewhere else he needed to be, or someone else he wanted to be with. After all, Jackie Pye had been making eyes at George for years now. Maybe George had grown tired of waiting for Dream to forgive him. Maybe –

“This is a lovely view.” George’s voice broke through Dream's thoughts, softer somehow. It made Dream pause, and turn his head towards George, only to see his friend looking not at the idyllic landscape before them, but at Dream himself. “Your hair… it’s really nice now. More of a light auburn. I'd go so far as to say it looks golden in this light.”

The butterflies in Dream's chest beat faster now, and he couldn't help but feel drawn to George, like the moon to the tides or sunflowers bending their necks skyward. And there was something new in George's eyes, something that bordered on the deep, all-consuming affection Dream had longed for his whole life. Could it really be here before him? Was it really here all along and he'd just been too stubborn to see it?

Before Dream could ask, George lifted his empty hand and gently tucked an auburn curl behind Dream’s ear. George's thumb lingered on Dream's cheek, and Dream couldn't help but close his eyes and sigh into it, into this dream turned reality.

“Dream,” George whispered fondly, rubbing his thumb over the light copper stubble on Dream's jaw.

At his name, Dream opened his eyes to a question reflected in the chocolate irises before him. Eyes that shone with every memory he and George had shared.

Their meeting in the classroom.

The time Dream had walked across the ridgepole on Sapnap’s house and George rushed to his aid when he fell.

The day that George rescued him from where he clung to the support of a bridge when his boat sank.

The standing ovation George gave Dream after his recitation at the concert.

All these years he'd been denying his feelings, determined to keep George at an arm’s length to protect his own fragile heart. Now though, looking into George's eyes, Dream knew, without a doubt that his heart was safe here.

So when George's gaze flicked down to his lips before meeting Dream's own eyes, he nodded.

And George kissed him.

It was short, a chaste brush of their lips before George pulled away and lifted Dream's hand to kiss the knuckles, but it was the best first kiss Dream could have asked for.

“It's getting dark,” George said, giving his hand a quick squeeze. ”Let me take you home before it gets too cold out here.”

Dream nodded, then pressed a quick peck to George's cheek before they started down the hill, towards the road to Green Gables.

“Dream, my little duckling,” Puffy walked out onto the porch, brushing her hands on her apron. “Was that George I saw you coming down the lane with?”

Dream closed the gate behind him, then glanced over his shoulder to see George walking away, a spring in his step that Dream felt in his own heart. He looked back at Puffy and smiled, then patted her shoulder while he walked past her. “Yes, it was. We're friends now.”

“Well that's nice,” she replied. “Now go upstairs and wash, it's nearly time for supper.”

Dream nodded, then opened the door and dashed up the stairs two at a time to his room, to the window from which he could see the road into town, and George's familiar figure pausing in the middle of it to turn around and look back at Dream.

With a sigh, Dream sat on his bed, then reached for his journal. If anything deserved to be written on the pages, this was it.

Quickly he picked up his pencil, and after opening the journal to an empty page, scrawled a single sentence inside before closing it and running downstairs to supper.

“God’s in his heaven, all’s right with the world.”

[billzoned]

i met gnf last summer and he intertwined our fingers and its all i’ve thought about since

idk if ur taking requests but maybe if u wanna write smth abt george gently holding ur hands while tapping it not so gently.. 👀 just a suggestion hehe love ur work

THE WAY I ACTUALLY SCREECHED, THANK U!!?? ur so luckyyy shsjsh. thank u sm for the request btw!!

ps. i went a bit overboard...

ps. #2, ill admit, i literally spent over 2 days constantly on janitor ai talking to nsfw bots trying to improve my smut...erm. we dont talk about that!! :3

desc. afab! reader x cc! george. 1.07k words.

barely proofread — nsfw under cut.

you've lost count how many times george had made you cum in the past twenty minutes. your legs shook violently as you came undone again and again.

he was in between your legs, circling his tongue around your painfully sensitive clit, and he had his fingers pumping in and out of your dripping wet cunt for god knows how long. "missed the taste of you. s'good" he says, words muffled by your thighs closing around his head. and of course, that familiar euphoric feeling of your abdomen tightening was coming near.

until it stopped. george stopped his pleasuring movements abruptly. you barely even noticed when the tip of george's cock was prodding at your entrance. he reached for your hand and intertwined your fingers together before roughly pushing into you.

"f-uck!!" you moan out, before george starts to move slowly. though, that pace didnt last. before long he was thrusting into you erratically, nipping and kissing the flesh of your neck. his own moans and whimpers were slipping out, he missed you too much.

before long there were strings of moans falling from your lips as george keeps up his pace, brushing against the spot that makes your eyes roll and start seeing white. "yes- yes, fuck! such a good girl f'me. taking me so well." george groans as he pulls you closer to him, lifting your hips a little so he could reach deeper into you.

you had completely forgotten that dream and sapnap were out; they both went to the store, and at any time could open the door and see the both of you on the couch. in a way, it made you a bit more aroused thinking that they could walk in. you tightened around george, meanwhile you were looking at the door and remembering that they have been out for a little bit already. george, being aware, noticed.

"what? hm? you want my best friends to walk in? seeing you get fucked?" he laughs teasingly as he stops his movements and pulls out of you. he then pulls you closer to him before sliding back into you, deeper than before. "you want your boyfriend's two best friends to watch you get fucked by me? or do you want 'em to join in, hm?" he leans down to whisper in your ear as both of your fingers are still intertwined together.

you let out an almost embarrassing whiny moan at the thought, especially with him mentioning it. your eyes roll back into your skull and your back arches off of the couch "mm. yeah you do." he mocks you, his voice in a teasingly whiny voice. it wasn't very long until george hit the sensitive point inside of you dead on. your head falls back into the cushion of the couch the two of you rest on.

your climax was coming, and it was coming quick. george could feel how close you were getting, since your cunt was erratically squeezing around him so much. he took his hand off of your waist and used his now free hand to lightly fondle your breasts, lightly squeezing at your nipple before trailing his hand up to wrap around your throat.

"please, pl-ease! can i cum- i need t'cum." you whine as a small line of drool starts to trail down the side of your mouth. he pretended to think for a moment. "hm.. do you- mm- really deserve it?" he leans down and whispers into your ear. "tell me, pretty girl. do you deserve it?" a small smirk plays on his lips as he awaits your response.

"eeh!- yes, yes, 've been a good girl! 'lease let me cum," you beg.

george lifts himself back up before letting go of your throat and bringing his hand down to circle your sensitive clit. "huh... i think you can hold out a bit longer, cant you?" you were barely sure that you could, considering the speed his fingers were going. but you nod anyway, praying that you could hold back. "yeah.. good girl."

he decides to speed up his thrusts a bit, just to put you on edge; slowing the pace of his fingers just a little bit. his mouth curls up into a nearly sadistic smile as he watches you writhe beneath his grasp. he watches several headlights go past the window through the curtains, knowing well that one of them could be dream and sapnap. he focuses back onto you rolling his eyes at your needy whines and whimpers.

"let go, cum for me. be a good little whore and cum for me." as if on cue your body shakes violently as your cunt spasms around george. you let out a silent moan as you reach your climax. george grunts as he feels himself getting close as well, quiet whimpers falling from his lips.

soon enough, his seed spilled into you as he slowed the movements of his hips. "ooh- fuck." he groans, feeling the aftermath of his orgasm. before long he eventually pulled out, seeing his cum quickly running out of you and some spilling onto the couch; a stain he knew he would have to explain to his best friends later.

"did so good for me." he praised before leaning down to you and pulling you into a quick messy kiss. "be right back, baby." he says, looking down at your fucked out expression.

he quickly returns after walking away to get a wet wash cloth and wiped all of the excess cum off of you. noticing your tired look, your eyes already closed, he picks you up as gently as he can manage, and brings you to his room and lays you onto his bed. he covers you with a blanket and lightly kisses your cheek before going to try his best to clean off the (obvious) stain on the couch before the others come home.

right as he was finishing wiping it off the best he could, he saw the headlights of sapnap's car bleeding through the curtains. he hurriedly finished up and sprinted to his room.

the front door opened before shutting quite loudly, the voices of sapnap and dream joking barely audible from his room. he heard dream talking to sapnap as he walked to his room before shutting the door.

it wasn't long until he heard sapnap yell from downstairs. "george, where the hell did this stain come from?!"

uh oh.

1K WORDS HOORAY!! first time ive ever officially written that much :3 i also apologize for the slight delay!! ive been WAYYY to caught up with school :c

[deadqueerboys]

can we get dtk baby fever?

Of course!!

Baby Fever - Dtk

Dream, George, Sapnap, and Karl x Gn! Reader (separate)

Yes I'm on my period how did you guess?

SFW UNDER THE CUT

Dream

He was ready for that. He has always been. He usually asked you this every night before sleeping. Dream would ask you while you're on his lap, the most comfortable position, and the one he likes the most. He's such a baby while you're with him, and then he sees the perfect opportunity.

"What do you think about having a kid? Just us. We could create the child, just me and you.. and the boys, too." Dream smiles, peaking kisses on your neck while he plays with your hair. He wasn't being dramatic at this time. He was being for real. That was a deep wish he always had, especially having siblings. He knows how good he can be with children, let alone one who is like him.

Dream was really good with kids. He knows what to say to make them feel better, and he uses it like if it was nothing. Before deciding how you wanted to have the kid, it didn't last long for the child to start acting exactly like Dream. They loved games and stimulation, running around with Patches and playing with Dream's computer.

For him, it was a dream come true. He could see himself on his kid, and maybe a little of you. Maybe the way the kid smiles. Maybe the way they always come back to hug both of you before going back to playing.

They grew up with Sapnap and George, so they always had somebody to play with. If dad was busy, he could easily go to Sapnap and ask him to play minecraft on his computer. Or maybe he could go to the kitchen with George and make some cookies.

George

He wasn't ready for a yes. He was being innocent and playing around. He was wishing it for days. His voice was getting inside your head so bad it hurt. But, it was George. And he wouldn't ask you this if he wasn't being for real. Plus, you both have the age to have a kid, George feels like he's getting old, and he needs it so bad. He would beg around, getting on his knees for you and putting his hands on your hips.

"Please, come on. It would be so good." George begs one more time. He usually isn't like this, so confident and mean all the time, but not now. No. He was laying his head on your thigh, caressing the skin of your waist with his thumbs. "Babe, this kid would be so pretty. At least I know I'm pretty." He shrugs and stands up.

After a discussion and until you both decided to really have the kid, George was in heaven with this child. He would walk around with the baby on his lap, saying how the kid looks like him and how pretty the child is. He loves their eyes. Their little hands and the way he can hold them.

He would also have the help of the boys to take care of the kid, sometimes when you need to work and George is too tired the kid just sleeps on Dream's lap, it makes him look like a good uncle. Of course, the kid is such a baby for George's lap and hugs. It's obviously the kid likes him better, but let's keep it a secret.

Sapnap

He was asking for it so gently, giving you gifts and money. Paying your dinner and buying you chocolate and candies. He was way too nice. Once you realized, he was frozen. He wants something. You just didn't know what it was. Until he came home with flowers and a new perfume.

"Love, do you want to make it happen? I know you're busy and we will have to work a lot on it, but.. would you like to have a kid with me?" Sapnap was so gentle, putting his hand above yours and kissing it. He was truly asking you seriously, not like the time he asked you to edit a video for him or the time he begged you to have new cats and even after you say he brought them anyway. He was being dead serious.

He kept begging, and how could you say no? Sapnap was so happy when you said yes. He knows it's a little bit early. He couldn't help being so excited about it, tho. He brought anything the kid would want, but against his expectations, the kid was pretty attached to you. Always begging for your lap and needy for your touch.

Sapnap laughs at it. He doesn't mind, not even a little. He likes how good you are with your kid, and he knows the kid looks like him anyway. Nobody could tell if the child was his or not. He also didn't care about this. He loves this kid with they being his or not.

Karl

He wasn't planning on asking you to have a baby. He just accidentally made it. One night, tired while you both were cuddling, he had a rough day after working with Jimmy. He was so sick and with soft fever and headache. Karl was desperate for comfort. He didn't want to let you go. Then, he smiles at you and says it.

"It would be so nice if we had a kid, I would have someone else to hug and give kisses." Karl chuckles and closes his eyes. Not a minute longer, he falls asleep. This thing, this sentence got in your head for so long when he woke up in the next morning feeling better and less sick. You talked with him about having a son/daughter. He agreed, it wasn't a bad idea, Karl was kind and he would totally be a good father.

He's a little unaware of how to take care of a child, especially his child. He just knows the kid got your nose and your smile, which is enough for him to love this child for the rest of his life. He doesn't know much about being a father, but he tries his best.

The best thing ever is when the kid laughs, because it's exactly the same laugh as Karl. It's goofy and funny, and it makes this a little more special. It's your kid, and you couldn't like anything better. It doesn't matter if the child grows up to be an artist or a hard worker, which matter is if they're happy. Karl loves to show his kid to everyone and make them laugh in front of people, showing them to Nolan and Chandler.

[simplepotatofarmer]

So for your letter loop AU, I have two questions.

Did Dream have any friends or family before he was taken captive? Once Techno breaks the loop does Dream try to reach out to anyone from before his captive state? If they did exist how do they (mostly talking about Sapnap and George) react to the news after the loop is broken?

2. Does Philza exist in this AU? If so did Techno have a few loops where he tried to include him only for them to also end in disaster? Did Techno explain everything to Phil after the loops get broken?

he did! for c!dream in aus, i always try to keep the same character beats even if i change the circumstances of it. so, in this au, he had a falling out with his friends and they don't really speak anymore. dream got himself into a blackmail situation of sorts and believed it would be safer but because he couldn't fully explain, they were angry at the way he was acting.

and yes! c!phil is there, too, and c!techno does reach out to him a few times. but there's at least one time where it ends very badly so techno is hesitant later on to involve him, at least to the extent that he had before.

[purpleglitch]

I love watching stuff about haunted places and paranormal stuff!!!

Also consider dream being considered a cryptid spotted around the smp. It just pushes the dehumanization factor onto Dream even more as people fully believe they see a monster lurking at the edge of the forests or when they're alone at night or from the corner of their eyes. Smth smth sapnap and george starting to see some cryptid/monster at the edges of kinoko and late at night.........

YIPPEEE, first i think it's funny because cdream is not the only non human in the server, it's so funny to think a server used to people like bad, sam, foolish or the animal hybrids would be scared of a non human being xDDD but yes yes it'd be way worse for him if he does look like a human but is treated/perceived like he's not one in a way not even non humans are treated (???) <- i think i confused myself thinking this LMAO sorry if i worded it weirdly

im sad thinking about cdream wanting to get close to people but everyone is scared of him and rumors spread about him wanting to kill them,, mmm idk much about this idea, what do you have in mind? :O