#yes... 🤭😂

[lauraneedstochill]

Tom Glynn-Carney being chaotic channeling his inner Aegon ▶ part 1: IGV Presents interview (go watch it, it’s absolutely hilarious!)

+ BONUS: Phia being very supportive and slightly concerned about Tom:

[hyohaehyuk]

Sam talks about Jacob being 'an exceptional person' and answers what would have happened if Dale interviewed Lestat and whether or not Dale and Louis would be "friends" in The Emsolation Podcast Extras!

Note: Unf this is not the complete video where he answears that question(s). I had to edit it with a few excerpts i found so it might not make much sense. if someone put the whole segment of this question(s) i will edit this with that video

Source: The Emsolation Podcast - Sam Reid talks the FINAL season of The Newsreader, urvampiregirls, loustatsoup, comeappraiseme and pixielayer

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Him saying that he can't imagine Louis giving two f*cks about Dale 😞 Well the fanfics says otherwise 🙃 i am really surprised they didn't told im about the Louis x Dale fanfics on AO3 🤣

i cant find the tweet now but i swear that i saw someone one twitter saying that Michael Lucas and the lady in the video talked about it a few weeks ago in one of The Emsolation podcast eps.

Anyway, it's funny that Lestat possessed him both times: one (where Sam clearly was able to control him) where he was totally down to the idea of f*cking Dale and in the other where he cant stand the idea of Louis f*cking Dale (Lestat you fake poly. A cheater is what you are) I didn't believed 100% in the Lestat possession allegations until i watch this 🤯

[totoochristianwolff]

@/MERCEDESAMGF1 TIK TOK

[freepassbound]

Pictures of Distant Animals!

[falling-mellow]

In response to their tag: they do not want to be on Tumblr today! Definitely not today. Maybe not even this entire week. Maybe not even the week after that..

[neopuppy]

Goonmaxxxing coming to Patreon🔜🔜‼️

[notsoattractivearenti]

guys! i’m doing my own little research 👀

if you consider yourself a fan,

[killuaisaprincess]

Gon Gets Food Poisoning and Dies

Killua’s fingers are adorned with various colored Band-Aids.

“You made these for me?”

Killua blinks, his face flushing as he tucks a strand of hair behind his ear.

“Y-Yeah, do you like… like them?”

Gon swallows and gazes into Killua’s big blue eyes, captivated by the way Killua bats his eyelashes.

Gon isn’t even sure what they’re supposed to be…

Brownies, maybe?

Read on ao3!

[gloomwitchwrites]

Been absolutely feral for this idea but - request for a reader that matches their partner's freak. Is forward and horny. Throws them a pick up line, slaps their ass, whispers something filthy in their ear 😂 catch the boys off guard but quickly make them love it 🤭

Ty ty!

Ah! Anon, I love this. I love this idea. It's so fun. I think all of us are used to the guys being forward, but not necessarily their partners. This is a nice spin on it, and I'm here for it! Enjoy!!

For the masterlist and how to submit your own request, click HERE

Task Force 141 x Reader (can be read as gn!reader) *Price is f!reader

Content & Warnings (MDNI): swearing, dirty talk, established relationship, shenanigans, pick-up lines, implied sexual content

Word Count: 600

ao3 // main masterlist // imagines & what if masterlist

John Price (w/ f!reader)

“I want to bounce on it,” you announce.

John blinks and looks up. Bounce on it?” asks John over his tea mug.

You nod downward toward his dick, and John’s head tilts slightly.

“I mean—I want to sit on your face first. But then I’d like to bounce on it.”

John stares, and you’re not sure if he’s heard you correctly. But then he clears his throat, setting down his mug and the morning paper on the coffee table.

He reclines on his back, resting his head on a pillow. “Come here then,” he purrs, gesturing at his face.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

“Hey handsome.”

Kyle glances up from the stove, one hand clutching the handle of the pan in front of him. He looks around the kitchen as if there is someone else in the room.

“Me?” he asks, pointing at himself.

With a little swagger in your step, you saddle up beside him. Kyle beams, extending his unoccupied arm to accept you into his embrace. You slide your arm around his middle and place your hand on his chest, resting your head on his shoulder.

“Who else?” you reply with an alluring sweetness that has Kyle grinning like an idiot.

“You’re being awfully affectionate,” he muses, kissing your forehead before returning his attention to the pan.

You rub your hand against his chest, pressing in even closer. “Maybe I want something,” you murmur.

“Like what?” he laughs. “My wallet?”

“Like this,” you sigh, reaching down to gently cup him.

Kyle exhales deeply through his nostrils as you continue to rub back and forth, urging his dick toward hardness.

“I’m making dinner,” he breathes, eyelids fluttering slightly as you dip beneath the waistband of his grey sweatpants.

“You can still make dinner,” you reply softly as you slowly sink to your knees.

John "Soap" MacTavish

“There you are,” muses Johnny.

He strides forward, arms encircling you low at your waist, hands resting on your ass. You drape your arms around the back of his neck, bringing him even closer. A mischievous smile spreads across Johnny’s face.

He has no idea you’ve got the same thing on your mind.

“Missed you,” he murmurs, leaning in for a kiss.

“Missed you, too,” you reply, going in for your own.

“You did?” he asks, an eagerness in his tone.

This time when you go in for a kiss, you slow it down, stretch it out. Lingering. Lingering more until he softens, the tip of his tongue teasing your bottom lip.

“I did,” you affirm, opening wider to allow him in.

Your hands descend, slide under his shirt, caressing bare skin. Johnny shivers, and then he’s grinning.

“What are you after?” he asks with a cheeky smirk.

You draw back slightly, giving him your best smile. Leaning in, you press your lips to his ear, whispering. “I want you. Naked. Right now.”

“Don’t have to tell me twice,” groans Johnny, taking a step back as he starts stripping.

You admire the reveal, salivating over every discarded piece of clothing.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

“Simon.”

“Yes, love?”

You cozy up beside your husband, casually draping your arm around him. Simon leans into your touch.

“Let’s pretend I’m a shark,” you begin.

He glances at you. “A shark?”

“And you’ve got some swimmers I need to swallow.”

Simon stares at you for a long second before he chuckles. “You—”

“I’m not a meteorologist but do you think I could expect a few inches tonight?”

Simon guffaws. “Bloody fucking hell.”

“So, anyway,” you sigh. “Wanna go fuck?”

He sighs, shakes his head, but you see the smile.

“Simon,” you sing-song.

“Get to the bedroom, love.”

[batab0]

It's ziris birthdayy 1387 BABIES STAND UP 🆙‼️

[salspitstop]

LANDO NORRIS SMAU

⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ lando norris x sainz!reader

yourinstagram

liked by carlossainz55, lando and 1,432 others

yourinstagram life is good lately

yourbestfriend omg marry me

→ yourinstagram 💍💍💍

lilymhe gorgeous girl

→ yourinstagram all you x

carlossainz55 bonita

carlossainz55 who’s getting you flowers?

→ yourinstagram 🫢

lando 👍🏻

→ yourinstagram thanks bro

user36 yn sainz not single anymore??

lando

liked by yourinstagram, alex_albon and 456,876 others

lando had a good and relaxing summer break ☀️ now off to hungary 🇭🇺

alex_albon is..is that a girl? 😨

→ lando 😉

→georgerussell63 how much did you pay her?

user526 ho is this a soft launch???

user76 no more lando norizz

maxfewtrell who could that be?

→ lando 🤫🤫

carlossainz55 congrats mate

→ lando thanks mate

yourinstagram very aesthetic

→ lando had some help choosing the pics 🙃

yourinstagram

liked by carlossainz55, lando and 3,155 others

yourinstagram my brother drove into the top 5!! 🩵 so proud of you and congrats on P1 Lando!!

carlossainz55 thank you hermanita ❤️

carlossainz55 you always choose such flattering pics of me 😂

→ yourinstagram there are just no good pics of you

lando thanks yn 😉

→ yourinstagram you‘re welcome landito

→ user76 is anyone else seeing this???

→ user80 are they flirting???

→ user16 no they‘re both dating people

lilymhe pretty girl

→ yourinstagram no you

lando

liked by oscarpiastri, yourinstagram and 734,891 others

lando Monza you were good to me ❤️🇮🇹

maxfewtrell nice drive mate 💪🏻

oscarpiastri good one!

carlossainz congrats man 👍🏻

yourinstagram let‘s go lando

→ lando thank you yn

→ user35 the way he only responds to yn‘s comment and not his mates???

→ user67 they‘re both taken let it go

yourinstagram

liked by carlossainz55, lando and 2,563 others

yourinstagram 💐

alexandrasaintmleux prettiest

→ yourinstagram mwah 💋

carlossainz55 who is this guy??

→ yourinstagram none of your business

→ carlossainz55 i‘m your brother??

→ yourinstagram exactly the reason why it‘s none of your business

user14 hear me out: what if it‘s a driver

→ user65 my money‘s on lando

→ user43 oh i‘m hearing you out

→ user33 i‘m a yn x franco truther

lando

liked by alex_albon, georgerussell63 and 967,540 others

lando 📸

maxfewtrell oh you‘re dead mate 💀

carlossainz55 YOU????

carlossainz55 THAT‘S MY BABY SISTER YOU MUPPET

yourinstagram LANDO!

→ lando IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BABY I SWEAR

user65 told you all

user13 so they were flirting

user54 ynlando nation rise

yourinstagram

liked by lando, lilymhe and 10,643 others

yourinstagram secret‘s out i guess x

lando my girl

lando i love you

→ yourinstagram i love u too

→ user65 argh they‘re so cute

→ user72 sleeping on the highway tonight

carlossainz55 i‘m gonna drive him into the wall

→ yourinstagram no u won‘t 🤗

maxfewtrell keeping this a secret was such a pain

→ yourinstagram sorry maximilian

pietra.pilao linda 💞

→ yourinstagram all you 🤍

lando

liked by yourinstagram, maxfewtrell and 521,324 others

lando can finally post my pretty girl 🤍

yourinstagram BABY

yourinstagram i‘m gonna kiss you

→ lando yes please

yourinstagram i loooove you

→ lando i love you more

→ user64 my parents

carlossainz55 OI MOVE YOUR HAND BITCH

→ lando sorry 😔

carlossainz55 count your days

carlossainz55 corrupting my baby sister

maxfewtrell surprised you took so long to fuck up tbh

user64 lando is down bad

yourinstagram posted to their story

1: [he didn‘t kill him 🤭]

2: [my man 🤍]

[gayeddiejuice]

🚨🚨 boots on the ground reporting 🚨🚨

ok just got off the phone with my friend, she is the mvp called me as soon as she clocked out while she walked to the train.

ok. first things first i asked. we’re they nice? and she said YES she said they were probably the easiest table anyone had she felt bad for everyone else cause she kept seeing all the handlers running back and forth and she was just chilling pretty much. she said they dinner was pre ordered but they didn’t eat much of it cause they probably ate at the pre party event. she was also like “did you know oliver is vegan?” LOL anyways. as the main handler the job is to make sure the vips have everything they need, so for example she would take all their food orders and then send it to the kitchen and then there’s a team of waiters who bring the food, the handler never leaves the table you have to be there in case they need anything.

she said since their team preordered most of the food it made her job so much easier, she basically just stood by their table all night just in case they needed anything. she did order lots of drinks tho she said they drank A LOT 😂😂 but it was mostly for all the people that kept coming over to their table, apparently they were super popular people from other shows kept coming over to talk to them. also lots of the other guests which is mostly just the advertisers, that’s the whole point of the party abc/disney has all these celebs there to mingle with advertisers to get them to sell stuff on their network. and she said everyone wanted to come to the 911 table!!

after the dinner portion the actual party starts and that’s when things get hectic cause the vips always scatter and if you’re their handler you gotta know where they all are at all times. i do not miss this job btw it gave me major anxiety.

during the party they pretty much stuck together which made her job so much easier and she said they all remembered her name when she only told it to them once when she introduced herself. listen she doesn’t know anything about this cast she kept calling them the girl and the asian guy or the two hot guys. which. yall. she said they were all extremely beautiful she said she kept blushing cause ryan (she fell in love with him btw) kept calling her by her name and asking her questions and he kept organizing the plates and glasses on the table to make it easier for the wait staff to pick up.

other than that she said later in the night she kept losing track of them cause again they were so popular 😂😂 mostly aisha, she said she seemed to be friends with EVERYONE and she said, i repeat she knows nothing about rpf she didn’t know what her words would mean, she said ryan and oliver (the two hot guys) hung out together the whole night especially once kenny left, she said he left at like 8 right after dinner, and aisha kept going to talk to other people but ryan and oliver stuck together all night. I said oh im so sure. 🤭

that’s pretty much it, i asked if she could hear their convos and she could but she didn’t really pay attention cause she didn’t recognize any names. she did say that they were all cracking jokes all night and they laughed a lot which idk warms my heart 🥹🥹

btw ryan and oliver did leave together and i think they were going to either go somewhere else with other people or they were having like an after party at the hotel? cause they kept telling people yeah we’ll see you “after” she didn’t really catch where “after” was but when they said bye to aisha ryan said “see ya at the hotel” and oliver told her to not take too long 😂😂 so idk I guess they’re still partying.

[norrisainz33]

bubble || LN4

☆ summary: internet sleuths find out that lando norris has been flirting with and potentially dating a relatively unknown singer

☆ pairing: lando norris x singer!reader

☆ fc & warnings: zinadelphia & slightly suggestive. you are responsible for the content you consume

☆ requested: nope!

ﾟ. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ﾟ

f1gossip has made a post

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f1gossip: it’s been brought to our attention by an anonymous user that our lando norris has been caught seemingly flirting in the comment sections (for at least the past 24 weeks based off the time stamps) with a small american artist, y/n y/l/n. he’s the only driver that follows her and has been consistently in her comment section hyping her up and calling her things like “gorgeous”, “talented” and “pretty.” what do you all make of this?

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user1: oh my god lando????

user14: i’ve never once heard of this girl?

user2: how did we not know about this for the past 24 weeks guys wtf

user4: no like seriously…. seems like something we should have known already

user3: wait her music is really good tho 🥹

user7: her song mirrorball??? the girl has some vocals wow

user4: just looked her up and she’s beautiful… i see what he’s seeing

yourbff: screaming my head off at this

user1: and who are you??? do you know y/n??

f1gossip: check your dms yourbff

user5: she’s using him for fame!

user4: considering we all just found out about her…. imma go ahead and say no she’s not

user6: now how do i make this about me 🙂‍↔️

ynuser has added to their story

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user1: ooooo orange or papaya ???

yourbff: girl you fueling the flames with this post 😂💀

ynuser: HAHA i know… i got 24k new followers in the past 2 days since you sent me that post by f1gossip and figured id have some fun with it since there’s no hiding now

yourbff: who knew meeting that guy randomly in europe 6 months ago was going to turn out like this

ynuser: certainly not me girl. remember when i thought he was some weirdo who was just trying to hit on me in the bar??

yourbff: bc he had no rizz but max and p really swooped in and saved him and now look at you 🥹

ynuser: my perfect little no rizz baby boy 🥹 love of my life 🤭

landonorris: it’s papaya baby

ynuser: i couldn’t be too obvious now could i?

landonorris: nah go on then be obvious

ynuser: oh you want me to post you?

landonorris: yeah specifically that one pic you took of us in the mirror last night

ynuser: LANDO that is for OUR eyes only

landonorris: right yes

landonorris: i still think you should post me

ynuser: i don’t know if i want to burst our little bubble yet

landonorris: fair enough baby. you just tell me when! i’ve got paddock passes, pictures, plane tickets — everything lined up for when you’re ready

ynuser: 🥹😭 vegas? we go on our little vacation after im done my tour and you’re done in brazil and then pop the bubble?

landonorris: sounds great to me gorgeous but seriously no pressure

user2: my delusions are working over time

maxfewtrell: i’m trying so hard to defend your privacy and this is what you post

ynuser: what’s wrong with the color orange?

maxfewtrell: y/n

user3: ain’t ever seen you and lando in the same room but i somehow know yall doing it

user4: you’re so pretty and your outfits eat so hard wtf 😭

user9: praying this is a new song lyric idk who these new fans are talking about lando this lando that …. i need a new song

ynuser has made a post

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ynuser: baby’s first headlining tour was a success! thank you to everyone who came out and sang along with me every night. i love you all dearly 🤍 and for all the newbies here, welcome 🫶🏻

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user1: oh she’s so cute

user2: starting a y/n fan club rn yall

yourbff: you are making those dreams come true bb girl

ynuser: trying to 🥹

yoursibling: cutie patootie i love you

ynuser: i love you more

user23: the peoples most beautiful princess 🤍

user9: who are all you new people here

user2: lando norris fans. who are you?

user9: a y/n y/l/n fan. who is lando norris?

user2: a formula 1 driver!

user9: race cars?? i did not expect that…

user8: taking note of lando and max in the likes

user4: also taking note of their lack of a comment…. lando has commented on every single one of her posts before the f1gossip post dropped

user16: i was there last night!!! best show ever!!! love you y/n

user19: i’m obsessed with those cherry earrings

landonorris has made a post

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landonorris: a much needed break. vegas here we come baby

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user1: i don’t know where to look ,, at the wh*re in the first pic or the soft launch in the second my god 😮‍💨😍😭😔💀

user9: ok user2… i get it now. also i’ve seen those white shoes in y/n’s posts before it’s def her

user2: omg you’re an icon for this

ynuser: dmn y’all really can identify me by my shoes?

user9: YN WHAT ARE YOU SOING HERE IM SORRY

user2: y/nlando confirmed

maxfewtrell: interesting choice of photos mate

landonorris: thanks! picked them myself

maxfewtrell: yeah clearly

pietra.pilao: 🤍

landonorris: 🧡

user2: i’m speechless

user55: hey lando idk if u heard but there’s a lookalike contest happening in my room tonight. $59 cash prize

oscarpiastri: those aren’t max’s legs 👀

landonorris: you’d be correct

user12: this is monumental

user18: my favorite sinister, evil and orange little gremlin

user14: you’re gonna cook in vegas king

ynuser had posted to her story

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yourbff: this dress is eating in a way i didn’t think it would. i’m sorry for doubting you

ynuser: never doubt me 😤

lilyzneimer: had so much fun meeting you at dinner this evening!!! looking forward to spending the weekend with you at mclaren 🫶🏻

ynuser: omg it was so fun getting dinner with you and oscar!! i’m so so so glad to have you as a buddy in the paddock. i was super nervous about it all

lilyzneimer: it can be very overwhelming at times but we’ve got you y/n!!

ynuser: that means so much to me 🥹

user9: mother is mothering … in vegas?????

user12: are you in vegas per chance?! for the formula 1 grand prix?! for lando norris?!

user2: i fr need style tips and grwm’s from you y/n. every time you post an outfit it moves me

landonorris: in my hotel room 😈

ynuser: you got it ☝🏻 now hurry up and get back here

landonorris: trust me im hurrying

user8: i need someone to get you on a magazine cover stat

f1gossip has made a post

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f1gossip: confirmed! y/n y/l/n, singer songwriter, is in las vegas with lando norris for the las vegas gp. this seems to be their first official weekend out together

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user2: as someone who has been deeply invested since the beginning (3 weeks ago).. this is everything

user9: my girl 🥹

user10: i truly wonder how in the world they even met… they’re such an interesting pair

user18: mclaren admin please ask him this weekend

user13: that should be me 😭

user24: ok wait guys im at the gp and y/n was walking through the paddock with lily and we waved her down because we had made some lando merch and she was honestly so sweet and stopped and took photos with us and chatted for way longer than she needed to. i truly hope she never changes she’s an angel

user21: this is so wholesome

user23: i fear she’s on track to become the people’s paddock princess in record time

user18: i have no one to send this to who will get it

mclaren has made a post

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mclaren: this weekends most requested interview just dropped! make sure to check out the full thing over on the mclaren app 🟠

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user18: mclaren admin is a y/nlando girly confirmed

maxfewtrell: he’s leaving out the bit where i had to save him from completely bombing

landonorris: 😔 you’re not gonna let me live that down huh

ynuser: idk what would have happened if max didn’t come over and stop you from explaining why you hate fish so passionately

landonorris: babe please not on the public instagram

user2: lando norizz strikes again

landonorris: love when i get asked good questions like this!

user4: king said if one more person asks me abt wdc im gonna lose it. ask me abt y/n instead

user9: this is making it incredibly hard to gatekeep y/n

ynuser: that’s my man 🙂‍↔️

landonorris: damn right it is

user13: the mutual do you know who i am is lowkey so funny

landonorris has made a post

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landonorris: thanks for being nice to me this time vegas!! oh and thanks for coming y/n 😈🏆

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user12: i’m so proud of you lando

user9: wahooooo first race i watched and you won. i think me and y/n are good luck for you

mclaren: incredible drive lando! that’s our winner!!

ynuser: something about seeing you on that podium 😮‍💨

landonorris: oh you like that?

ynuser: yes 🤭

landonorris: alright podium finishes only from now on 😏

user19: oh you two are freaks i just know it

ln4: LFGGGGG

user13: congrats on the win and the hot gf 😭

carlossainz55: congrats lando!! and hi y/n!

ynuser: hi carlos 🤍

maxfewtrell: much better post mate

landonorris: why thank you. i worked hard on this one

user2: a win and a hard launch = double win for me

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a/n: thanks for reading!! likes and reblogs appreciated 🫶🏻

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disclaimer: pictures are not mine and everything i write is fiction

© norrisainz33 || please do not rewrite, translate, or copy any of my works posted here on to any other platform

[1d1195]

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Pucking Rookie - Extra I

Read Pucking Rookie here | ~4.9k words

From me: here she is, the long awaited, many-asked, requested (probably first of several) sex posts

Warnings: smut without plot, 18+ only minors DNI

Summary: Harry wants nothing more than to admire her and treat her body the way it deserves. With more pleasure than she thinks she'll be able to handle.

Harry thought she was beautiful when she was completely clothed. Left him breathless just looking at her when she was brushing her teeth. Or putting on skates. He thought she was gorgeous in that dress from the gallery. She was utterly sexy in his jersey, that went without saying.

But naked...?

It had been a while since he saw a naked woman since he cut them out of his life in waiting for her to find him redeemable. The moment he took her shirt off and saw her completely bare and spread on his bed, he thought he was going to ruin their first sexual encounter with an untimely orgasm of his own.

“God, kitten,” he moaned. He dropped to the end of the bed and began kissing the inside of her ankle. Slowly, he slid his lips along the length of her shin, peppering her with kisses up her leg. Over her knee, and once he got to the inside of her thigh, he nipped very softly at her skin. “You’re so beautiful,” he groaned.

“Harry,” she whispered, her voice airy.

“I’ve wanted you for so long, Rookie,” he reminded her. “M’gonna make y’feel so good. You’ll never want to leave.”

“I already don’t want to,” her voice thin once more.

“S’music to my ears, Bunny,” his lips were dangerously close to the apex of her thighs. “But I’d still rather make y’come anyway,” his breath was warm and cool on her oh-so sensitive skin. His taunt was delicious and made her heart triple in pace. Her stomach dropped.

“Oh—”

Harry hooked his arms beneath her thighs, his thumbs skimmed her hipbones, and his fingers dug into the fleshy part of her hips. His mouth sealed around her clit, sucking and licking before she could fully register that he was in fact licking her like it was his job. He groaned, his biceps tightening as he pulled her closer to his mouth. The vibration felt better than any toy she had ever used on herself.

“Oh wow,” she gasped, and her fingers threaded through his hair, and she pulled. She didn’t want to think about Kael, but he never made her feel like this, and Harry had hardly begun.

“God Bunny y’taste so good,” he moaned and pressed his lips to her thigh as he whispered to her, catching his breath. “M’gonna stay here forever,” he promised.

“No...” she gasped as he licked a stripe down the center of her, like she was a stray drip of an ice cream cone, and he wanted to catch every last drop. His mouth was warm, and the pressure of his tongue was downright sinful. “...no complaints here,” she moaned. “Harry,” she whined.

“What Bunny?” he hummed. “What do y’want?” He asked.

“Please make me come,” she begged.

“I told you, y’don’t have t’beg, Rookie. Not for me. M’gonna make you feel good. So good,” he promised. “Over and over,” he assured her. “Y’want to come on my face, Bunny?” His mouth sealed back over her clit, his tongue working it’s way against her folds. “Y’can come,” he murmured. He moved one hand from her hip to her thigh and pulled it open. He licked her aggressively but softly. It was clear he knew what he was doing. There was a small piece of her that was jealous of anyone else that got this treatment before her.

“What are y’thinking baby? Y’tensed a little... pulled away,” he spoke so casually. Like they always talked to each other while his lips were suctioned around her clit. As if his tongue wasn’t halfway inside her.

“Nothing,” she shook her head and tried to refocus on how good it felt to have such an incredibly sexy man between her legs.

“Oh Bunny, don’t lie, I’ll have t’stop,” he told her with a frown. “And I’d really like t’never stop.”

A silent alarm went off in her head and warmed every inch of her. It was like she had an elastic on her wrist that was too tight, and he was playing with it, teasing her to take it off and she just knew the relief was going to be overwhelming. “No... no, no, Harry, please don’t stop,” she whimpered.

“I won’t, kitten. Tell me what’s in your head,” he licked her softly, almost lazily. Slow, soft, firm, warm, it was overwhelming.

“There’s too much,” she whispered.

“S’too bad, Rookie,” he shrugged one shoulder. “Figure out how t’deal with it... m’not stopping, but m’not finishing you either.”

She moaned and brought a hand to her face. “M’jealous.”

He felt like he was having a bad dream, and he had tried pinching himself. The slight shock of her phrase surprised him. “Of what?”

“Harry...”

“Tell me, Bunny.”

“Every girl that got this before me,” she whispered. Harry, despite his promise, stopped. “No, no, no, you told me you wouldn’t—”

He dipped his fingers into her almost instantly and caught her gaze. “Hey,” his eyes looked so serious. Was he unaffected by the feeling of his fingers inside her? Was he not enjoying this? How was he so at ease? She didn’t feel like herself. Everything was off kilter in a really great way but the small piece of rational brain that remained functionable had a lot of questions. “I may have done this before but m’not doing this t’anyone else, ever again,” he assured her. “S’all you, baby. This pretty pussy is all mine. Feels so good on m’fingers. On m’tongue. S’gonna feel like heaven on my cock, hmm?” his eyelids drooped as he stared at her. “You’re mine, all mine. Forever,” he promised. “Now be a good girl and come,” he dropped his mouth back to her clit. Licked and sucked for all she was worth. Within seconds the tension of the elastic disappeared. She thrashed slightly. Her hips lifting off the mattress to get closer and closer to his mouth. She moaned and whined.

“Harry please, stop,” she whispered. But she pulled his hair, so his mouth was closer to her so he couldn’t stop even if he wanted to.

But he spoke through her orgasm just in case she was serious. Offering a tiny reprieve. “So good, Rookie,” he groaned lapping at her like she was his ice cream cone again and she was melting. It felt like she was melting. Her breathing was out of sorts, her skin, her organs, all a hundred degrees hotter than they were supposed to be.

After what felt like too much time and not enough, Harry finally pulled away. She laid limp for a moment, breathing, a hand on her throat as she caught her breath. There was a smug smile on his face.

“You’re so arrogant,” she gasped.

“Hmm?” He hummed. “Still tasting you on m’tongue, Rookie,” she threw a pillow at him and then hid her face in her elbow. He tossed it aside and dropped to the side of her tugging her arm out of the way. “You okay?”

“Yes,” she nodded.

“You’re sure, Bunny?” His voice was gentler. She nodded. “Good, because you’re not done.”

“I cannot come again.”

“Have y’ever tried?”

“No but it doesn’t—”

“Then I’ll be the first. Number one twice, as I should be.”

“Harry,” she moaned.

“Keep moaning m’name, kitten,” he pecked at her skin, placing warm kisses along her throat, her collarbone. Down the swell of her breast where he finally reached her nipple. He sucked it into his mouth and gently rolled the sensitive nub between his teeth. “Mm,” he breathed against her skin, he reached for her other nipple with his freehand, rolling it between his index and thumb. “Such a pretty body on a pretty girl, Bunny,” he switched his mouth to the other side and replaced his hand over her damp skin. “What do you want?”

“Want...? Want what?”

“My fingers? My cock? I’ll give you my mouth again if y’want.”

“No,” she shook her head, her cheeks overheating at his kind sentiment. “I can’t do—”

“Sure y’can Rookie. Y’look so pretty when you come, don’t y’want t’come again? Think ‘bout how good it feels. Imagine how it’ll feel t’do it when m’fingers are stretching y’out.”

There was no way she thought Harry Styles in all his arrogant hockey playing and utterly sexy face and body was going to be bad at sex by any stretch of the word. But she hadn’t anticipated him being so vocal and forthcoming with orgasms. Kael was the furthest thing from her mind, but it always felt like a competition to make him come and he typically designated himself the winner before they even started.

“Do you have a toy y’like?” He asked. “Can have one delivered in an hour if y’want it... we still won’t be done then,” he assured her kissing her chest like he did with her pussy. Like he was going to live there, at the height of her nipples for the rest of his life.

“Don’t you want—”

“M’gonna come the second m’dick touches you, Bunny. Sorry t’say it. We’ll be lucky if I get three pumps. So m’making sure y’get enough pleasure for now,” he assured her. “Next time I’ll be better.” Better? If this was bad, she was going to truly die with better. Death by orgasm sounded fun in principle, but the whole team knowing he split her in half seemed like a horrible idea. “Y’gonna decide, Rookie, or should I decide for us?”

She wanted his dick, but she wanted this to go on forever. Leaving this bed and back to reality seemed like a terrible, awful idea. “Uh... your fingers...” she felt awkward, cleared her throat as she sat up against Harry’s headboard. “Please,” she shook her head. “I’d like to do something for you—”

“Kitten,” he chuckled and spread her knees apart. “We’re lucky I haven’t finished in m’pants jus’ from making y’come. Y’look so hot when y’do.”

“Speaking of,” she looked at Harry fully dressed thoughtfully. “I’m feeling very self-conscious that I’m naked and you’re not.”

“Self-conscious?” He frowned. “M’sorry,” he tugged his shirt over his head, pulling at the back of his collar. He did it so effortlessly, his hair hardly frizzed from the fabric. His arm muscles bulged ever so slightly with the movement. “I’ll fix that,” he assured her sliding his sweats off. “Gotta keep these on a little while longer if there’s a hope I’ll last,” he winked at her.

The dark briefs he wore outlined his dick. The cup strained against him and she was in complete awe. Her jaw dropped completely slack. “Holy shit.”

He chuckled. “Bunny,” he tisked. “Don’t be—”

“It’s so big.”

He smiled, his cheeks turning the slightest shade of pink. “Thank you,” he kissed her forehead chastely. “Quit buttering me up t’rush this.”

She sincerely couldn’t take her eyes off him. She never cared about dick size or even though about Harry’s really other than she assumed he was packing—which was apparently more obvious than she could have imagined. “I don’t want to rush this at all,” she mumbled.

He chuckled. “Then m’gonna take m’time t’make y’come on my fingers.”

“No please don’t,” she frowned peering into his gaze.

“The build up is so good, Rookie. I know I want t’feel y’clenching nice and hard on m’fingers,” he smiled and trailed his fingers down her stomach then lower. He let his middle and index fingers circle over her clit lazily.

“That feels so good,” she whimpered.

“Good, baby,” he hummed. His voice seemed almost far away as he watched her movements. Other than soft, quiet breaths, it was nearly silent as he worked his fingers over her for several moments. Feeling, torturing, pleasuring, however it could be described she wasn’t the one to figure it out. “You’re so beautiful, Rookie,” he mumbled. “Jus’ stunning. M’so lucky I get t’see y’like this. M’honored, truly,” the reverent tone in his voice was back. It seemed almost contradictory for him to be speaking so sweetly while his fingers plunged into her. Almost casual the way hooked his fingers gently like he already knew exactly where he was supposed to touch.

Harry gently pressed his hand on her lower stomach making the feeling of euphoria spread almost gently through her. She felt it in her toes, her nipples, behind her eyes, this vibration as his fingers continued working in and out of her. It pulled a sound of her that she couldn’t remember making ever before. Harry groaned as a result, pressing his mouth over her lips, and swallowed the sound only because he loved it so much and wanted to taste it himself. “Such pretty noises, Bunny,” he mumbled, the awe in his voice still so sweet. “Y’feel so close, kitten, why don’t y’come again?” Just an offer. Like he wasn’t rushing her to nearly black out from pleasure.

“Harry,” she moaned.

“S’nice, Rookie,” the reverence was disappearing, teasing taking it’s place. “M’name sounds so good when y’come. S’like my favorite song. Wanna play it over and over and over...”

“Oh fuck,” she gripped his wrist as he thrusted his fingers into her one more time. “Please, please, please, please...”

“What are y’begging for, Bunny,” the admiration was back. “You can come s’much as y’want,” he watched as she arched while he continued pumping his fingers into her, only the small obstacle of her weak grip around his hand as she tried to... stop him? Make him go faster? He couldn’t tell what her goal was. But if her other hand scrunching the comforter in her hand violently as her legs shook and her body clenched around his fingers, he would say it didn’t really matter. Her lashes fluttered against her cheeks, and he was so fucking pretty it was insane. Her skin flushed pink. Her nipples were begging to be sucked again and Harry felt it was a sin to ignore them for so long. He slowly coaxed his fingers out and gently brushed them against her folds, admiring how slick they were. Once more, he languidly circled her clit smirking as she twitched against him. “One more?”

“One more?” Her voice was breathy. “Harry, I’m going to collapse,” she whispered.

He shrugged, “I don’t think so.”

“I can’t come again.”

“You said that only a little while ago and that seems t’not be the case. So m’thinking y’can come again. M’confident, actually that y’will come all over m’cock and it’ll feel so good, Rookie. I can tell y’felt good coming on my fingers, yeah?” Was he trying to convince her? She didn’t need convincing. It was a matter of biology. She seriously didn’t think she could. If she did, she was genuinely worried she wasn’t going to make it.

Harry began kissing her again. He pressed his lips to hers and quickly moved to pepper her jaw, down her throat, he pecked her collarbones and spent time licking at her nipples again. He went down further, down her ribs, her hip, her thigh. He pulled her legs apart again and licked gently, lapping slowly at her folds and tasting the sweetness of two orgasms.

“Oh puck—fuck,” she moaned and pressed her hands to her eyes. “Harry, please,” she begged.

“Please what, Rookie? Y’can have whatever y’want. If y’want t’stop, say so. But I would love nothing more, than t’be inside you. However you’ll let me,” he slowly worked his way back up her other thigh, her hip, over her chest, and toward her ear where he gently licked the sensitive space just below her earlobe. He nipped gently. “Mmm...”

“You have condoms here?” She asked.

He nodded, moving away from her to reach in his bedside table drawer. He produced a box and placed it on the bed. “I got them the night after y’stayed here for the first time.”

She smiled that super pretty, almost innocent, sweet smile. “A bulk pack?” She questioned.

“M’an optimist,” he shrugged.

“That’ll last us two weeks maybe? Three?”

Harry made a noise in the back of his throat as he ripped the box open. He kept all but one foil package and tossed the rest without looking to the floor. “Shh,” he hushed.

“You’re sure you don’t want me to put in some effort to this?” She asked her gaze returning to the bulge in his boxers. Poor thing had to be aching by now.

“M’afraid if y’breathe on it, I’ll come. M’lucky I didn’t come with you on m’fingers.”

She blushed but smiled. “Next time, I guess.”

“Rookie, the second m’boxers are off y’can’t speak ‘bout things like that.”

She giggled. “Yes, sir,” she saluted.

He glared at her. “Not helping.”

“Sorry,” she bit the inside of her lip.

“You’re trouble, Rookie. M’jus trying t’make y’feel good.”

“You have. Twice. So...”

“What’s your favorite position?” He asked. That seemed to clam, her up. Harry was thinking (hoping) that she and Kael didn’t have a vibrant sex life. It seemed her response was confirmation. “Y’can tell me, kitten. M’not gonna judge,” he shrugged. “I don’t have a favorite.”

“Missionary is my favorite because I think I look prettiest—laying flat and stuff,” she mumbled. “And I can see you,” she glanced briefly at his eyes.

“God, help me,” he muttered softly.

“But...to get me to come... easily?” Her voice was softer. Harry was waiting anxiously. This was almost torturous. “From behind is nice,” she looked away.

Her gorgeous ass in the air, pressed to his pelvis, her back arched. Oh fuck. Harry cleared his throat trying to remain... diplomatic. “S’probably best t’put y’in the one that you’ll come fast from since m’going t’embarrass myself.”

She giggled. “Are you sure?”

Was he sure he wanted to watch her butt bounce back and forth as he pounded into her? Yeah, he supposed he was okay with it. “M’sure,” he nodded once trying remain any semblance of control and composure that was fucking lost looking at her gorgeous naked body. She slowly rolled to her stomach and lifted onto all fours. Harry took deep breaths as he studied her every movement as she situated herself.

“It’s probably better this way so I don’t see your dick too. I won’t be able to keep my comments to myself if I do, I think.”

He chuckled, stripped himself of his boxers. “Y’ready Rookie?”

“To be split in half?”

He shook his head. “Gonna give me a big head, Bunny.”

“Looks like you already had one,” she practically sang and waited while he rolled the condom on.

Sighing, he took another deep breath. “Kitten,” he said seriously as he knelt behind her and place a hand on her pretty backside. “M’really sorry.”

“You’ve made me come twice already. I don’t think it’s embarrassing,” she promised.

He nodded. “Hey Rookie?” he reached low to rub two fingers around her entrance, massaging softly to get her wetness moving over her so the intrusion wouldn’t be so overwhelming. “Thank you.”

“Oh, the pleasure has been all mine, Harry,” she giggled. He rolled his eyes while taking his dick in hand and slowly brushing it down the length of her core. A soft gasp left her lips. Harry closed his eyes, taking another controlled breath while he blindly felt with the head of his cock for her pussy. “Oh. Oh... oh,” she gasped as his head pressed in and he pushed slightly inward.

“Oh, Jesus fuck,” he moaned.

“Holy,” as big as he looked through his underwear, he felt twice as big as he slid inside her. She instantly clawed at the pillow and comforter in front of her. Nothing hurt. She was too soaked from her own orgasms to be in pain from the delicious pull of her muscles from a dick that was bigger than she could have imagined. “Fuck, fuck, fuck,” she whispered. It was overwhelming. He was stretching her in a way that she hadn’t ever experienced. “Harry, I’m—”

“Baby,” he grunted. “Shh,” he warned. “You’re—” She dropped her face to the mattress arching her back and her chest dropped to the bed. Harry gasped and clenched her hips and ass to stop her. “Kitten,” he warned. “Please, m’gonna embarrass myself.”

“But it feels so good,” she moaned. Harry tilted his head back unable to disagree with her or stop her. “Oh please, please, please,” she whimpered and wiggled her hips in a circular motion.

“Oh Christ,” he groaned. Harry slowly inched in trying not to think about how warm she felt around him. How wet she was as he was sliding with ease inside of her. Her fluttering walls felt nice on his fingers; it was fucking euphoric around his cock.

“There’s more?” she whined sound desperate as she breathed through his dick sliding further into her. It didn’t seem like it was going to completely fit.

“Oh hell, Bunny, please,” he begged scrunching his eyes shut to save himself from coming too soon. “Stop talking.”

“Sorry, sorry,” she whispered.

“Are you okay?” He asked through gritted teeth, only three quarters of the way in from being snug inside her.

“M-hmm,” she moaned.

“God, you feel good,” he muttered and sank the last bit of himself into her, so he was buried inside her. She gasped and clawed at the comforter as his pelvis practically cradled her ass. Harry gripped her butt and took deep breaths as he held himself pressed completely inside. “So good, Rookie. So, so good,” he moaned. Harry wasn’t one for dramatics when it came to sex, but he truly thought he was going to drool at the sight of her pussy wrapped around his cock. She felt so good. Looked so good. It was all too good.

“Oh my God...” her breath was coming in short pants. Harry could already feel her clenching around him, and he knew his own orgasm was within minutes of happen.

“Baby,” he said breathlessly. “I—” She pushed back against him.

“Please, please, please,” she begged. Harry moaned and pulled his hips back before snapping them forward again. “Oh, God,” she whimpered. “Yes, yes, yes,” she cried. “More,” she pleaded.

Dear God, Harry thought. I’m done for.

He kept hold of her hips, admired the arch of her spine in front of him, and watched the way her butt moved against him as he thrusted into her again. He groaned loudly. “Fuck, fuck, fuck,” he hissed. She felt so good. Harry felt hot, his skin warm all over, matching the warmth emanating from her skin as she pressed back into him with each thrust of his hips.

It was so good. Almost too good. “Bunny,” he moaned. “I—”

“Oh my God, please come,” she begged. Harry choked on his voice. He knew his fingertips were going to bruise her hips and ass. He was going to massage her and do whatever he needed to, but it was the only thing keeping him from coming right then.

“God, Rookie,” he groaned and sped up his pace of fucking into her like his life depended on it. The push and pull were too much; he was suffering, enjoying, delirious. The dichotomy of pleasure and near pain he was in from how hard his dick was and how badly he wanted to come was too much.

“Oh please, please, please,” she mumbled yanking the comforter in her grip. “There, there, there,” she whined. The arch of her body was so gorgeous it was his new favorite movie.

“Fuck,” he moaned and before he could warn her again waves of pleasure ran through him. Nearly blinding him for a moment as he released into the condom inside her at the same moment her walls clenched around him and she groaned into the mattress, pressing back as hard as she could against him while he pumped arrhythmically twice more into her. He gasped, leaning over her back and softening his hold on her hips. His vision slowly returned to normal, the edges coming back in slowly. He kissed the length of her spine moaning softly as her body twitched in tandem with his for several seconds. “Felt like I belonged inside you, Rookie love,” he hunched over her, his lips right at the back of her head. He pushed her hair back behind her ear. She was warm, a little damp from Harry or herself, he wasn’t sure. “So good, baby,” he mumbled. “Such a good girl for me,” he sighed nosing at the spot he kissed right next to her hairline. He held the condom at the base of his cock and slowly slid out. He brushed his thumb over her bruised skin as she gasped at his exit. “Y’okay, kitten?” He asked rubbing her right side softly.

“Yes,” her voice was quiet. Slowly she turned over sinking into the mattress. Harry cupped her face and pressed a kiss on her forehead.

“I’ll be one minute, Bunny, yeah? Y’okay for a minute?”

She nodded. “My legs are shaking still,” she sighed dreamily.

“Hmm,” he hummed and smirked pressing a hand to the inside of her thigh. Sure enough, her muscle seemed to twitch under his touch rapidly.

“Are you grinning Harry Styles?”

He shrugged, leaned in to kiss her forehead again and got out of bed. He was quick to get a couple bottles of water from the fridge. He turned the soup on low again in case she got hungry. Next, he headed to the bathroom to dispose of his used condom and grabbed a cloth to run under the warm water. “Are you sore, Rookie?”

“Extremely,” she rolled her eyes. “You should come with a warning,” her gaze dropped to his dick, half hard. “That was inside me? All of it?!” She gaped.

He chuckled. “Spread y’legs, Bunny,” he ignored her.

“It’s not even fully hard anymore,” she whispered in awe as she dropped her knees apart.

“Y’keep it up, m’gonna think y’only like me for m’body,” he teased softly brushing the cloth over her glistening folds.  

“I mean,” she lazily drew her eyes up and down the length of him. Shamelessly checking him out. “It’s a good body,” she shrugged.

He shook his head with a smile. “Really wanna lick y’again, Bunny,” he muttered. “Y’taste so sweet.”

“I probably taste like latex right now.”

He shrugged. “Worth it.”

She laughed. Harry laid beside her, wrapped his arm beneath her back and shoulders. He kissed the top of her head. She turned toward him, running her finger up and down his torso, swirling it over each muscular ridge. “You think you belong inside me?

He smirked and nodded. He pinched a bit of her hair and brushed the ends against her cheek. “M-hmm,” he smiled. “Y’didn’t like it?”

“Nope,” she popped the second syllable. “Couldn’t you tell?”

“Yeah...” he rolled his eyes. She tilted her neck and smiled at him, catching his gaze. Harry was already in love with her, but he figured the first post-orgasm haze was probably not the time to say it. He grinned, kissing her softly on the lips again. He pecked at her mouth a few times feeling like he hadn’t kissed her enough due to all the orgasms.

“How was practice?” She asked.

“I don’t even remember,” he chuckled. “I turned the soup back on before I forget that too.”

She continued rotating, till her hips straddled his waist. She could feel his half-hard dick pressing against her already. “Probably shouldn’t have.”

“This is a dream, Rookie,” he moaned.

“Yeah? You dreamed about this?”

“God yes,” he looked at her all over. “Never thought y’would let me in like this,” he smiled. Harry trailed a finger over her throat, hating the bruise that was there. “M’livid I wasn’t there. Never should’ve let y’out of m’sight,” he frowned.

She shook her head. “It’s not your fault.”

“Maybe not. But I would have loved t’have had m’shot at him,” he grumbled.

“Are you sore?”

“From sex, no baby. Why y’want t’go another round?” He wiggled his eyebrows.

“I meant practice, baby,” she giggled. “I would give you a massage if you’re sore.”

He dropped his head back to his pillow and moaned as he tried to hold the I love you in as much as he tried to keep himself from ruining their first moment of sex together. “I don’t deserve you.”

“So you agree with your teammates? Niall and Cal—”

“Shut. Up. We do not mention m’teammates when you’re naked and sitting on m’dick.”

She laughed again, leaned forward, tucking her face into his neck. “Whatever you say, baby.”

“Hey Rookie,” his voice had that teasing tone once more.

“Hmm?”

“Do y’still think any girl would be lucky t’have me?”

She frowned. “Done with me already, Styles?”

He rolled his eyes. “S’not even funny, Bunny.”

“Of course I do, Harry.”

“Remember when y’said it wouldn’t be you?” The impish smile, the deep dimples, and his eyes danced with delight.

“Gotta go get soup,” she pushed herself away from him and made her way down the hall to the kitchen.

Naked.

Harry quickly followed after her. “Suppose we can eat in the kitchen.”

“I think the soup is going to be really good!” She called behind her.

Harry smiled, completely blissful, and excited to know she was all his. “Wasn’t talking about the soup, Rookie.”

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My Woman

♡ masterlist - request

♡ pairing - max verstappen x fem!reader (fc - cindy kimberly)

♡ summary - max fighting with people thirsting in his girlfriends comments

♡ warnings - horny/simp max, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

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appendix touch ✧ max verstappen

max verstappen x ferrari! fem! reader

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the beloved ferrari heiress just had her appendix removed, and now the whole world is convinced that she's going to start an epidemic

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yn_ferrari

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yn_ferrari I understand that, without my agreement, my father has put out an instagram story this afternoon that makes it seem like I’m dying. This is true, I do feel like I’m dying. I’m having my appendix removed.

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maxverstappen1 Will get that win for you 💙

↳ yn_ferrari no, thanks ❤️

↳ papaferrari Please let Carlos/Charles win for Y/N’s faster recovery 😊

username SHE’S SO UNSERIOUS 😭

oscarpiastri 🤨

↳ yn_ferrari poet of the century

alex_albon Been there, done that

↳ yn_ferrari teach me your ways, master

username THANK GOD IT’S JUST AN APPENDIX

username get well soon mother

carlossainz55 Get well soon, mi hermana 😂

↳ yn_ferrari soy lago

↳ landonorris stop copying me 😒

charles_leclerc Fake 🤭

↳ yn_ferrari i’ll pinch your appendix with my bare hands so you’d know how it feels

↳ alexandrasaintmleux 😨

↳ yn_ferrari look away, my love 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

scuderiaferrari Get well soon, Boss ❤️

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scuderiaferrari Patient 0, Patient 1, and Charles 😄 The gang is finally back in a land down under 🦘

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username Y/N YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM CHARLES 😭

papaferrari My children 🧒🧒🧒

username favorite trio ever

username the fact that we won't be seeing them together again next year 😞

yn_ferrari admin... what's with the caption? 🙂

↳ scuderiaferrari Hi boss, please don't fire me

charles_leclerc I'm a survivor ❤️‍🩹

↳ yn_ferrari you're next 👹

↳ papaferrari Don't say that kind of thing, I can't have all of my children go through the same surgery three weeks in a row

↳ charles_leclerc 🤪🤪🤪 yn_ferrari

↳ carlossainz55 We'll try again next time yn_ferrari

username she's got that appendix touch, because every appendix that she touches starts to burst 🤷‍♀️

↳ yn_ferrari HELP 💀

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yn_ferrari beyond proud of what you guys achieved today, words can't describe how i feel! and no, contrary to popular belief i had nothing to do with max's dnf 😮‍💨

ps. someone said i've got the appendix touch, soo... if you're interested just hit me up

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maxverstappen1 🙍‍♂️

maxverstappen1 Enjoy it while it lasts, Schat 😑

↳ yn_ferrari I will 😽

redbullracing You're temporarily banned from our garage🙏

↳ yn_ferrari I DIDNT DO ANYTHING?!

↳ redbullracing A source spotted you touching the rear wing of Max's car 💔

↳ yn_ferrari THAT'S A LIE.... scuderiaferrari STEP UP?

↳ scuderiaferrari Sorry, we're too focused on celebrating P1 and P2

↳ mercedesamgf1 Wow, can't relate scuderiaferrari

username why is there a video of you running down the pitlane after race, pls explain 😭

↳ yn_ferrari i was watching the race with max at red bull’s hospitality 🏃‍♀️💨

carlossainz55 Us 1 - Appendicitis 0 🍾

↳ yn_ferrari yes sir 🫡

charles_leclerc Can I have my appendix removed too? papaferrari

↳ papaferrari No

landonorris Do mine next, I need to win

alex_albon Can I have my appendix removed again?

↳ yn_ferrari control your man lilymhe 😭

↳ lilymhe bffr 🤬

username FORZA FERRARI SIEMPRE

↳ yn_ferrari rrrAAAGHHHH 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

scuderiaferrari We're so happy, our appendix literally burst 🥹

↳ username new merch idea?

↳ scuderiaferrari Noted 📝

papaferrari Dinner on me tonight 😎 carlossainz55 charles_leclerc

↳ charles_leclerc Finally

↳ carlossainz55 On my way!

↳ maxverstappen1 Can I come too?

↳ papaferrari I guess so, Y/N would be mad if I didn't invite you

↳ charles_leclerc Max got a pity invite 🤭

↳ yn_ferrari KEEP MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR F-ING MOUTH

↳ lewishamilton Can i come? 🤔

↳ carlossainz55 My wound is still fresh...

↳ yn_ferrari LET HIM HAVE THIS ONE, SIR. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR 🤗

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