#yo wtf is wrong with y’all

[gottencents]

Seoul City - Jennie Kim

love hangover masterlist. main masterlist

pairing. katseye!oc x jennie kim

synopsis. after getting stranded in Korea, Tatum gets rescued by her frustrated girlfriend Jennie, leading to a heated scolding

Tatum had no idea how things had gone so wrong.

One minute, she was laughing with Manon and Daniella, casually browsing through a lively Seoul street market, and the next—poof—they were gone.

Completely and utterly gone.

She had been distracted for only a second, stopping at a stall that had an impressive spread of street food. The moment she turned back around, ready to show Manon and Daniella what she had just bought—nothing. No sign of her members. No familiar voices teasing her about being too easily distracted.

Just the bustling crowd of strangers moving in all directions, completely unaware that she had just been abandoned.

Tatum groaned, tugging the strings of her hoodie tighter. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she mumbled under her breath, pulling out her phone.

She tapped out a quick message.

Tatum: yo where did y’all go???

Daniella: LMAOO UR NOT WITH US??

Manon: Tatum pls don’t tell me u got lost again 😭

Tatum: OKAY BUT YALL WALK TOO FAST WTF

Tatum rolled her eyes. Great. Just great.

She checked her surroundings, trying to see if anything looked remotely familiar. It didn’t. At all. She had no clue where she was or which direction her members had gone.

It wasn’t her fault, really. Daniella and Manon were just too fast, and the market was too crowded. Seoul was a big city, okay?

With a sigh, she switched chats, sending a message to her manager.

Tatum: u got time to pick me up?? I lost them 💀

Manager: With Yoonchae rn, gonna take a while

Tatum let her head fall back against the lamppost she had been leaning on.

“Awesome,” she muttered to herself. “Stranded in a foreign country. Alone. No backup. This is fine.”

She had two options: wander around and hope she magically ran into Manon and Daniella again, or—gulp—call someone else for help.

There weren’t a lot of people she could call without being absolutely roasted for this. But one person did come to mind.

…She was going to get scolded for this.

With a deep breath, she pulled up the contact and hit call.

It rang twice before Jennie picked up.

“Tatum?” Jennie’s voice came through, soft but with an edge of confusion. “Why are you calling me? Shouldn’t you be with your members?”

Tatum winced. “Uh… about that.”

There was a pause, then a sigh. “Oh my god. You got lost again?”

Tatum scratched her cheek, looking away as if Jennie could somehow see her embarrassment. “Maybe?”

Jennie groaned. “Tat—”

“In my defense, Daniella and Manon ditched me.”

“They didn’t ditch you, Tatum.”

“They walked off without me. That’s literally ditching.”

“Tatum.”

She bit her lip. “Okay, maybe it’s, like, half my fault, but I stopped for one second, and they vanished.”

Jennie exhaled slowly, as if trying to stay patient. “…Where are you?”

“No clue.”

“Tatum.”

“I’m sending you my location right now!” Tatum quickly tapped the screen, sending a pin. “…Sooo, my lovely, beautiful, wonderful girlfriend—who just happens to be in Seoul—could totally come save me?”

Jennie was silent for a beat before muttering, “You’re so lucky I love you.”

Tatum grinned. “So you’ll come?”

“Stay put. Don’t move.”

Tatum obeyed, staying right where she was while occasionally checking her texts. Manon and Daniella were still making fun of her, and honestly? She deserved it.

Twenty minutes later, a sleek black car pulled up to the curb.

Tatum barely had time to react before the passenger-side window rolled down, revealing one very unimpressed Jennie Kim.

Jennie was wearing a simple outfit—black top, sunglasses perched on her head—but her expression was anything but casual.

Tatum swallowed. Oh, I’m so dead.

She opened the door and slid into the passenger seat, trying to act normal. “Hey, baby.”

Jennie didn’t even start driving. She just turned and looked at Tatum.

“…You’re mad,” Tatum realized, voice quieter now.

Jennie took off her sunglasses and put the car in park before facing her fully. “Mad? Oh, I’m furious,” she said, voice dangerously calm. “Do you know how worried I was?”

Tatum shrunk into her seat. “In my defense—”

“There is no defense,” Jennie cut in sharply. “How do you always manage to lose yourself? And in Seoul, of all places? Do you even know how unsafe that is?”

Tatum bit her lip, feeling very small. “Well, when you put it like that…”

Jennie sighed, shaking her head. “You are so lucky I was free. What if I hadn’t been? What if something had happened to you?”

Tatum hesitated before reaching over, her fingers lightly brushing against Jennie’s wrist. “I knew you’d come.”

Jennie’s glare softened just slightly.

“I called you first,” Tatum continued, voice softer now.

Jennie exhaled, lips pressed together as she studied Tatum’s face.

Tatum barely had time to react before Jennie’s fingers curled into her hoodie, pulling her in with a force that made her breath catch. And then—Jennie’s lips crashed into hers.

It was intense, heated, and left no room for argument.

Tatum barely had a second to process before she melted into it, her hands instinctively reaching out—one gripping Jennie’s thigh while the other slid up to cup her jaw. Jennie sighed against her lips, her hands still fisted in Tatum’s hoodie like she needed her closer, needed to feel her right there.

Jennie kissed her like she was proving a point, like she was punishing her for scaring her, like she was relieved but too frustrated to say it out loud. Her lips were warm, soft, but demanding—pulling a quiet whimper from Tatum that Jennie definitely caught.

Tatum tried to keep up, tilting her head as Jennie deepened the kiss. Her fingers brushed up Jennie’s neck, threading into her hair, tugging just enough to earn a low hum of satisfaction from her girlfriend.

Jennie didn’t let up.

She nipped at Tatum’s bottom lip, tugging it between her teeth before soothing the sting with a slow, lingering kiss.

Tatum felt herself sinking further into the seat, her back pressing into the car door as Jennie shifted closer. Her perfume filled Tatum’s senses—warm, familiar, and dizzying.

Jennie kissed her again, slower this time but just as deep, her hands finally leaving Tatum’s hoodie to slide up her arms, then to her jaw, holding her in place.

Tatum’s pulse roared.

Jennie’s nails lightly scratched the base of her neck, sending a shiver down her spine.

Tatum barely had a moment to breathe before Jennie’s lips trailed down, pressing teasingly slow kisses along her jawline, down to the curve of her neck.

“Jen,” Tatum exhaled, her fingers tightening in Jennie’s hair.

Jennie didn’t stop. She brushed her lips over the spot where Tatum’s pulse was racing, letting her teeth scrape just enough to make Tatum tense. Then, she kissed over it again, her breath hot against Tatum’s skin.

Tatum let her head fall back against the headrest, her own hands wandering—brushing up Jennie’s arms, gripping her waist.

“You drive me crazy,” Jennie muttered, her lips still ghosting over Tatum’s neck before she pulled back slightly, her eyes dark, pupils blown wide.

Tatum smirked, despite how breathless she was. “Good crazy?”

Jennie exhaled sharply, then leaned in again—kissing her harder this time, making Tatum’s smirk completely disappear.

It was dizzying, the way Jennie kissed—possessive, slow but insistent, her hands roaming, nails scratching lightly over Tatum’s skin before gripping onto her waist. Tatum gasped into her mouth, and Jennie took full advantage of it, deepening the kiss again, stealing every bit of air Tatum had left.

Tatum couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe—and she never wanted it to stop.

Jennie finally broke away, her forehead resting against Tatum’s, both of them catching their breath.

Tatum blinked up at her, lips swollen, cheeks flushed. “Still mad at me?” she murmured, voice slightly hoarse.

Jennie let out a short, breathy laugh, her thumb brushing over Tatum’s cheek. “Oh, so mad.”

Tatum grinned. “Wanna yell at me some more?”

Jennie rolled her eyes, then kissed her again—this time, slow, lazy, like she had all the time in the world.

And honestly? Tatum wouldn’t mind if they stayed like this forever.

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[myslutwritings]

BLINKS. Ok so laikkkk. You know how Muzan has that fake wife? IMAGINE LIKE um reader or whatever the fuck it’s called?! FINDING OUT and she’s just standing infront of Muzan Like 🧍🏻‍♀️yo wtf. DOES THIS MAKE SENSE

YES THIS MAKES SENSE! thank you for requesting😭😭

➤ Fem!Reader finding out about Muzan’s fake wife

➤ SFW headcanons (not proof read)

Muzan kibutsuji x Fem!reader

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warnings: kinda angsty also reader does not take shit from men (💀💀)

Man oh man.

Livid would be an understatement..

Muzan knows you can be scary.

After all, you’re one of those women who doesn’t take shit from men, you’re fiercely independent, you petrify the demon king himself with your audacious and captivating personality.

It was one of the things that attracted this walking menace towards you in the first place.

Now, Muzan does love you, so do not overthink and assume he actually loves his little false wife.

Oh, he couldn’t give a shit about her. But fake wife or not, you’d still consider it cheating.

In hindsight, he knew it was wrong but that didn’t stop him.

Anyway, that thought of you finding out his secret always loomed in the back of his mind.

However, he brushes this off, foolishly thinking this isn’t a humongous deal and you wouldn’t find out.

My god, he couldn’t have been more wrong. It’s embarrassing really..

No one knows how on god mother earth you found out but that night when Muzan returns home you confront him about it immediately. You aren’t going to sugar coat this for him nor pretend like you didn’t catch him in the act? pfft, only pussies do that.

But to be blunt you probably found out because you caught him kissing her in the entertainment district

“Oh, welcome home, dear! Now, do you mind telling me about your second wife? Or am i the second wife?”

Muzan’s response is silence at first. That being the dead giveaway.

You’re honestly just confused, like he already has you?? Why does he need to have this lil side hoe??

Deep down, you’re honestly hurt but you do a pretty damn good job at covering it up with that sarcastic smile of yours.

Meanwhile, Muzan denies it.

This only adds more fuel to the fire.

LIKE YOU CAN FEEL YOIR BLOOD BOILING.

No way he just lied to your face.

I mean, yeah, Muzan is a malicious demon at the end of the day so of course his interpretation on the human population is going to be fucked up on so many levels.

Thinks all humans are naive and incredibly stupid.

Besides you of course.

But the man isn’t a brainless amateur either he knows you’re different from the rest. Another reason why he actually has romantic feelings towards you.

Anyway, since you’re a girl boss, you obviously call him out on his bullshit lies and it provokes full blown fight between y’all.

You try to fight back tears, all these feelings are too much for you to bare.

You’re honestly crying because of how damn frustrating it is.

It’s also important to add Muzan has never witnessed you cry.

Feels guilty now but doesn’t dare to express it.

You manage to soothe your nerves down and continuously debunk the situation.

In the end, you have him backed up into a corner.

Then you proceed to reveal how you found out.

Muzan realizes that he can no longer escape this situation nor lie to you any longer.

Admitting his defeat, he confesses how he obtains a fake wife but doesn’t even feel anything towards her.

Muzan reassures you that he only has eyes for you, only feels these feelings towards you, assures you that he and his fake wife have nothing serious and that he only uses her to blend in with humanity.

You hear him out, listening to his explanation but then ask why he couldn’t just use you to blend in??

His response is that he desires to keep you safe and secured, if the slayers knew you were his weak point they’d definitely kill you so there is his explanation for cheating.

Bro just doesn’t want to lose you. Witnessing your murder would be his demise.

You calm down entirely, however, you aren’t 100% okay with him having a fake wife.

So you just give him an out.

Like, “it’s either her or me” you express in a very sharp tone to show how serious you are about this.

Of course he chooses you, after all, he always would.

Dislikes how you posses this much control over him. Your dominate nature doesn’t sit right with him.

But kudos to you!! He murdered divorced said wife and now there are no more issues. But you still are upset with him even awhile after that. Yeah, you aren’t going to move past it too quickly and because he’s such a manipulative narcissist your guard is always up around him.

But i mean who can blame you? You’re dating the demon king after all.

THIS WAS LOW-KEY ENJOYABLE TO WRITE!? i hope it meets your expectations and i hope this made sense! I’m working on multiple requests right now but this one was easier and faster to write due to it only being one character.

[plaidpajamallama]

Yapping is now in your city!!! Coming your way with my Raw Recap! 😁

NAOMI!!!!!!! She looking sooo good!!! And the crowd is going crazy as they should! 😁

Period!!! You let them know Nao!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️Don’t get on the bandwagon now heifers!!! Stay on that side!

Oop! She said she outgrew them!!! 🫢

Oh this promo is fire!!!

Naomi is already a great champion as we knew she would be!

RHEA!!!!! Oh she looking so good!!! 😁

Oop she made the list 🙂‍↕️ it’s giving Chris Jericho 😂💀

That eventually Naomi and Rhea feud and match(es) is going to be crazy!!!! 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️😁

IYO!!!!!

And Iyo said Rhea love you pookie but get to the back!

Naomi said both of you raggedy bitches can get to the back of the line 💀😂 I love her so bad!

And when I say imma need to see Naomi, Rhea, and Iyo knocking each other’s heads between the washer and the dryer over these next couple of weeks!!! 🙂‍↔️

Adam 🙂‍↕️ I love you!

This triple threat is bout to go crazy!!!

And I’ll say it now: NAOMI IS GOING TO RETAIN!!!!! And it’s going to be a great start to her title reign! 🙂‍↔️

And when Naomi throws it in Bianca’s face that she beat Iyo and Rhea (something she couldn’t do) continuing their story even though she claimed she was “done” with her! CINEMA!!!! 🙂‍↕️ and when Naomi beats Jade at crown jewel to officially end their part of the story!!!! 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Like I need folks to get a grip. Rhea is not winning at summerslam. The crown jewel match is obviously Jade vs Naomi! I’m so tired of folks purposefully acting dense and stupid when it comes to Rhea. Quite literally every match y’all said she was going to win, she hasn’t. Please give it a rest atp it’s tired. And they call us Rhea fans delusional, but I promise we’re in reality more than the weirdos that claim they hate her.

Rhea will still be at crown jewel, she just won’t be holding the world title and that’s okay! She’s still going to be a huge part! I been seeing people say potentially her and Iyo form a tag team, and I’m not opposed after summerslam! Imagine them taking those titles off of Raquel and Roxanne! Ouuuu weee!!!!

And if she does win at summerslam, you bitches better not go talking crazy to that lady! It’s not her fucking fault!!!! She’s literally just doing her job!! Direct all of that anger towards the booker triple h!!!!!

Also, I find it so weird when people type up those promos on twitter on what Rhea’s going to say and mock Rhea’s accent at the same time. And literally they’re never right! She hasn’t said “mami is on top” or “a title I never lost” in literal months b/c that doesn’t even apply to her character right now. That shit is so fucking corny and loser vibes.

Ohhh brother everybody bout to make it a big deal that Naomi said “I don’t know what you just said” to Iyo *sigh* meanwhile there’s actual racists and bigots in the company 🫩 me personally, I ain’t see nothing wrong, but if folks feel that way then okay. I can’t tell y’all what to be offended by or what not to be offended by, but let’s not call Naomi racist for that, please and thank you!

Nah coz Finn why you got everybody titles???

Escorting them to the ring??? Finn wtf are you cooking up you sneaky bitch!?!?!! 🤨👀

Tag team action up next!

Raquel and Roxanne are doing great!

I forgot Dom is out here 😂

Oh the ladies are cooking! I’m loving how the crowd is so up for this match also!

Rightful “Dom you suck” chants! Here he go getting in women’s business 😒🤬👊🏾 I thought we were passed this 😑😑😑

Okay so Seth ain’t relinquishing the briefcase??? I just hope Seth truly takes time off to heal!!! He has a bad habit of coming back early when he physically shouldn’t be able to move yet 😭😭😭

2 out 3 falls match!

Oop bayley with the first pin real fast!

Bayley and Lyra are cooking!!!!

Talk yo shit Bayley!

Lyra with the second pin!!!

Ohhhh they bout to go into overdrive!!!

They fighting for their lives right now!

Congrats to Lyra 🙂

I wanted Bayley to win so bad! I just knew she was going to do it!

I really love this Becky, Lyra, and Bayley feud! Their matches always going to eat!

However, I want to see all 3 of them do something different after summerslam

A little bit interested in Stephanie vs Chelsea 🤏🏾

Still not understanding Karrion’s beef with Sami tbh. What has Sami lied about that’s he’s so mad about???

Nikki vs Chelsea up next!

Nikki and Chelsea is going crazy!

C’mon Nikki!

Oh brother here goes the secret hervice …

Get they ass Stephanie!!!

I kinda want to see Nikki and Dugeon Dolls vs Chelsea and Secret Hervice at summerslam!

Now all we need is for them to step up the US title picture and keep cooking with the tag team division!

Not the New Day still got their funeral clothes on 😂😂😂 Not they giving Adam a toupee 💀

Oop not Judgment Day was packing up to leave and Adam said nah 😭😭😭

Dom vs AJ at summerslam!!!!

AJ and Dom are funny af 😂

Rusev vs Sheamus again … I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️ I’m not moved by them which sucks coz I like Sheamus a lot. I wish they would’ve gave him the IC title when they was running that lil feud with Bron, Ludwig, and Sheamus!

Oh brother here Gunther go 😒

Said a whole lot of nothing and folks lowkey ain’t gave a damn 💀

Thank you Gunther! I give you your 3’s for telling Paul to shut the fuck up 😂

WAIT A MINUTE!!! Did he call Bron “the big dog”???? WTF!!!

And when I say I can see Paul turning on Seth for Bron!!!! 👀👀👀

Bron and Penta starting now!

Penta is out 😭

Bron and LA now!

LA is out 😭

Here comes Jey! He looking good with the black cargoes and grillz 🤭🤭🤭

Now you know you gotta include Rhea jumping him after this in the next chapter 😏🙂‍↕️😌

Them running the encore after he threw out Bron 😂

Wait a minute … I forget that Cena is a raw superstar coz he’s never here 😂 can they go ahead and yap at Smackdown this Friday instead?

Bronson Reed you raggedy bitch!!!

Alright bro 😒 the crowd went silent real fast

Man Jey can’t be left off of summerslam again!!!!! Especially now with how over he is now! But idk who he would even face…

Gunther look shook!

CM PUNK IF YOU HEAR ME!!! YOU GOT THIS!!

Baby Punk immediately got to action!!! He ain’t even take his jacket off!!! IKTR! 👏🏾

Not everybody be wanting to talk shit in the ring 😂 I’m sorry Bron you sound like a kid playing adult 💀

Get his ass Jey!!!!

It’s definitely going to be Bron vs Jey at summerslam!

PUNK!!!! You amazing angel!!!! I knew you were going to do it!!!

WAIT!!!! Roman clocked into work!!! He’s been lifting!!!! He lifted up Bronson with ease!

He not here for Jey, interesting! Ohhh he here for Punk!!! Oh Seth Rollins, it was supposed to be you too! ☹️ Oh Paul your ass is grass!!!!

And Roman don’t go looking to be buddy buddy with Jey either!!!!! Roman mind your business and go over there and bother Paul and B Squared!!! Punk got issues with Gunther now. And as much as I don’t want Jey and Roman tagging together, I fear it’s going to be Roman and Jey vs Bron and Bronson at summerslam 😬 in a perfect world, it would’ve been Roman vs Seth and Jey vs Bronson at summerslam 😭☹️

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“Yapping is now in your city” is a good one

Naomi ate that promo good, she was going IN! I’m glad everyone thought about “The list” when Rhea said that 😂 oh a Rhea and Naomi feud will feed generation 🙂‍↕️

That lady said get to the back of her line! 😂she ain’t playing no games! I’m actually very surprised none of those women put their hands on each other (especially Rhea you know she’s always first to throw a punch)

NAOMI IS WALKING IN AND OUT AS THE CHAMP!!! GET THAT IN YOUR HEADS!!!

All signs in fact point to Naomi and Jade at CJ I’m sorry Rhea will still do something big whatever that lady does is big no matter what it is, also CJ isn’t until Oct can we all calm down? The thought of Rhea and Iyo v Raquel and Roxanne scares me a little just because of the judgement day and I don’t need Rhea back in that shit like ever, but if we’re going to a one off in Australia for her then hell yeah! Run that shit!

I fear some of y’all Rhea fan take shit to seriously and it’s ok to be sad when she lose, I get it I’m a little sad when she loses, but that doesn’t get in the way of me being extremely happy for Naomi and Iyo and Liv and whoever else had beaten Rhea. SHE ALSO DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE FUCKING PIN WHAT ARE Y’ALL MAD ABOUT! Do y’all need a reminder on how the mitb works or… Naomi the champ she won legally stop bitches. Rhea will win another title when the times comes right now isn’t her time.

Sorry for that rant back to yapping.

Oh never mind I’m not done my bad

That Rhea “promo” stuff pisses me off so bad, it’s not funny it’s dumb and stupid, Rhea hasn’t been “Mami” since before Maina, she hasn’t been called herself Mami the only people who do is the crowd, Rhea also did lost the title. Fair and square, she hasn’t said that since her and Liv was over.

And for that Naomi Iyo thing I don’t think Naomi has any racist intentions by it, i won’t lie and say my mind didn’t go there immediately, and if you feel some way about it please do, don’t let me tell you how to feel, but I don’t think she meant it in any type of way.

Finn got plans like a motherfucker! 😂 I don’t know what they are but he got em 😂 maybe he’ll do what the did at last year’s Summerslam but to Dom? 🤨🤷🏽‍♀️ just throwing out a idea.

Seth has the worst habit of coming back before he’s one hundred, he did it last time when he came back to fight Damian at mitb, that brother doesn’t know what rest is, and I need him to find it for the love of god.

I also thought Bayley was gonna win but 🤷🏽‍♀️ I feel like Lyra winning the title back at summerslam or I saw someone say Bayley takes out Lyra like Becky took her out for Maina.

What’s Karrion beef with Sami you ask?…….um…..that…Sami is too much of a babyface and he’s a liar and should just embrace the darkness 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ yup that’s it. At least that what I’m getting for this.

I do love Nikki and the dungeon dolls vs Chelsea and the secret HERvice for summerslam, I saw someone throw out Nikki and Stephanie as a tag team and I like that idea don’t know what would happen but I like it.

Dom’s and AJ segment get me every time 😂 I’m not ready for them to end!!! 😭

I also am not moved by Rusev and Sheamus 🫣 I genuinely forgot they already had a match until they bought it up. I loved that match between Sheamus, Bron and Ludwig. (I know I have said this before I probably said it last time you mentioned one of the three)

WHAT DID PUAL MEAN BY CALLING BRON THE “BIG DOG” is he trying to make another Roman? 👀

THAT BOY LOOKED GOOD AF! I’m gonna have to fight Bronson cause dude what Jey do to you? You ain’t interfere in any other match until he came out 😑

If Jey isn’t on Summerslam I’m not watching 😂 I’m being dramatic but HIS ASS BETTER BE ON THE SHOW I SWEAR TO GOD. I will come find you Triple H don’t make me.

I would love for them to run Jey and Bron back that work really well together.

Ngl I have no clue why Roman decided to come back right now? He doesn’t really care about Jey or Punk for that matter I don’t know what brought his ass back in the storyline.

😔😔😔I knew you were going to say that 😖 I don’t want Jey and Roman v the Brons!!!!

Raw was great it was a good show OH! I forgot I dont knew way Cena on SD but I’m fine with him being over there, every time Cena coming to Raw the pacing always gets weird (I call it the Cena curse 😂)

[teruki-inoue21]

THE… END?? 

Aight so… to y’all Of those who’s goin’ mad watching S2E12 like me, I’m here to analyze it and make y’all go EVEN more mad. Let’s start

WHY were the glitching effects there when Liu Lan (Tianchen’s and Tianxi’s mom) died. Like, we know that the glitching effects appear when there’s some time travel shenanigans, so is it possible that in probably Link Click III, someone from the present actually was possessing Tianchen or Tianxi and saw what went down? Was LIU FRIKIN XIAO involved??? [ Like, I know CXS was inhibiting Xixi at that point, but what I mean is that what if someone from even further in the future, like from S3 stuff, possessed either Tianchen or Liu Lan (the scene was from Tianchen’s POV, so…]

2. LESSSS GOOOO !!!! Lu Guang confirmed to be a time traveler! But what’s weird is that how does he have CXS’s ability? Does it mean that the theory regarding LG actually giving CXS his powers is true? Also, which photo did LG use to dive back? When did he dive back? It could be that while we were thinking that CXS dies in the events of S2, it was all a fluke and he actually dies in some S3 stuff? ( refer back to my post relating to Liu Xiao v Lu Guang). 

3. Liu Xiao - oh you……. WHAT THE FRIK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Like, be at least a little bit sad that your brother died, will ya? Also, I guess I was right about Liu Min’s phone being important for the plot. And, did he LITERALLY lowkey indicate diverging and/or converging timelines when he said he wanted to connect all possible lines and go towards one single conclusion??? WTF????? What CONCLUSION?? What DESTINY?????    

4. So, milady Wang Juan is alive! Who’s happy? But, Ayo, Xiao Li legit made a division on crimes related to paranormal abilities? Yo, that’s gonna be super important later on!!!! This bit is making me SOOO sure that Liu Xiao has some ability as well (once again, refer back to the post where I liken him to Lu Guang)

5. And, why was the teacher guy’s (who was in a affair with Liu Lan) face hidden? Will HE be important for S3 as well???  

6. Idfk but please tell me Qiao Ling got Tianxi’s ability!!  

7. Finally, we gonna have Lu Guang’s backstory. Qiao Ling, my dear, care to share? 

8. And last but not the least, it seems we finally gonna get our duo (CXS n LG) v another (LTch and Liu Xiao). Yep, Liu Xiao, tell us what your power is! Don’t tell me, u got yo’ powers from the same place as CXS and LG?? (Do note that he was abroad too and said a lot of interesting things happened there!!! YOOO I’MMA LOSE MA MIND!!!!!!)   

Yea, good goin’ theorizing about all these, me lads! Til then, I’ma go listen to the banger of an ED they gave in that last episode!

[nonbinarypussy]

yo wtf wrong wit y’all

don’t ask me stupid shit u will get a stupid response

[freshthoughts2020]

“Exploring a Very Specific Corner of Toxic Masculinity”

“Exploring a Very Specific Corner of Toxic Masculinity” June 20, 2025

I was watching The Joe Budden Podcast the other day, and they got into this convo that lowkey made me think:

“Would you ride with your homeboy while R&B is playing?” “Would you take a trip to Miami with just one male friend—no girls, no wild plans, just y’all?”

Now off top, it sound regular to me. But the way some dudes reacted—like that’s a violation or something—let me know we still got some strange rules around how men are supposed to move.

It took me back to this moment a few years ago. I had hit up a homie like, “Yo, let’s go see Black Panther when it drops. Just on some cool, chill shit.” His response? “Boy, wtf?” And I’m like, “Nigga… it ain’t that deep. We can hang. It ain’t no date.”

And that’s when it hit me. There’s this weird corner of masculinity where some dudes feel like doing anything one-on-one with another man automatically needs to be disclaimed or joked about. Whether it’s a movie, a trip, or just riding around listening to some smooth R&B, it’s like they gotta protect themselves from the idea of being perceived wrong.

But really? That’s insecurity in disguise.

I’m not the type that’s overly pressed to be up under dudes all the time—but if I rock with you and we on the same wavelength, I’m down to catch a movie, hit a city, or vibe to some music in the whip. And I don’t gotta explain it or dress it up with disclaimers.

I ain’t over here craving “male bonding retreats” or none of that. But I do appreciate real, solid friendship—and I don’t need an audience or a group to validate it. Sometimes the best convos, the best ideas, the best recalibrations? Happen when it’s just two people who respect each other and move with purpose.

That don’t make it soft. That make it solid.

Truth is, some dudes can’t function without a crowd. Can’t hang one-on-one unless there’s a buffer. Can’t just be present without feeling exposed. And that’s the type of masculinity I’m not subscribing to.

So yeah—if I wanna ride with my bro while we bumpin’ some Tank or Brent Faiyaz? Cool. If we hit a trip just to catch a vibe or talk shop? Even better. Ain’t no insecurity over here.

Sometimes it really is just two grown men minding their business. That’s it. That’s the whole post.

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[ishikawayukis]

porque mucho hablo, pt. 2 JAJAJAJA

y si he visto incluso Nami y Zoro shippers que igual que con Perona yo digo wtf they couldn’t act more like siblings y’all?? yo entiendo que hay dinámicas tan fuertes que en fanon se vuelven shippeables (zosan, zolu, FROBIN<3, namivivi, etc.), but there are some dynamics that just scream platonic imo, pero pues quién soy yo para juzgar?🍵 JAJAJAJ

si el peor arco para Sanji fue Fishman Island people are just haters JAJAJAJAJA I MEAN, en la vida real obvio un tipo así yo digo “llévenlo a terapia” but this is literally an anime of adventure AND COMEDY!!! man was stranded for two years on a remote island without women, ofc the silly joke for the womanizer/helpless romantic will be he loses his marbles when he sees a woman again ://// hay cosas que yo siento que la gente toma muy en serio cuando solo son for comedic reasons y otras cosas que si son un poco más preocupantes and don’t even bat an eye like, what’s wrong with y’all

okay, confieso que yo si pensé “será que Crocoboy era Crocogirl o tiene un pasado vergonzoso que Ivankok sabe?” JAJAJAJA BC ANYTHING CAN APPLY- he could’ve worked for the rebellion or have been an annoying little kid raised by Ivankok, idk anything- pero que sea la mamá de Luffy: amigos, busquen terapia JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ LIKE WTF THEY DONT EVEN LOOK ALIKE AND HE TRIED TO KILL LUFFY

no fr that was such a plot twist to me AND THEN SABO FREAKING COMES BACK???😭🫶🏽 y no sé si recuerdas a un personaje llamado Grount? I saw him and I was ready to hear he was Luffy’s cousin or something LMAO yo lo vi y dije “por qué parece Luffy con un mohwak?” JAJAJAAJA a este punto estoy lista a escuchar que cualquier personaje puede ser familiar de Luffy

yo, me quedé con la teoría de Corazón de que ��will of D” se refiere a que son enemigos de los dioses y los “dioses” son los celestial dragons porque solo esa teoría entendí JAJAJA Sengoku took the time to explain another theory to Law and I zoned out like, can’t someone just say it directly I don’t get it

my yapping under the cut LMAO

FROBIIIIIIIIN oh you're an intelectual for real. y exacto entiendo q a todos les gusten dinámicas distintas y q vean esas dinámicas de una forma diferente pero zoro y perona?? romántico?? q es lo siguiente q van a decir luffy y ace? por favor JAJAJA

TU LO ENTIENDEEEEEES, o sea yo lo veo en el animé y también pienso llévenlo a terapia por favor este hombre lo necesita, pero literal si estás viendo un video de sanji en tikok o cualquier cosa así todos los comentarios son "ok but fishmen island" ok what about it huh, you're telling be you would be better surrounded by some gorgeous gorgeous mermaids? stinky liar. y sí pq pa mi el hecho de q quería ver a gente desnuda sin su consentimiento es harto peor q ay no se desangró pq es un estúpido, but to each their own i guess we sanji enjoyers are still thriving LMAO

i'm honestly on board with the theory of croco being trans, makes sense what else could he own iva. but then they start with the crocomom and i'm like......... i know we're all allowed our headcanons and stuff but this one literally came out of nowhere LMAO

SABO COMING BACK MADE ME CRY SO MUUUUUUUUUUCH, luffy was ready to kick his ass only to realize who it was and that whole scene is just so well done. and i LOVE that sabo ended up being the one eating the mera mera fruit because who else if not him. a este punto pueden decir q cualquier personaje es familiar de luffy y ya ni me sorprendería (a menos de q sea crocodile ese lo sigo poniendo en duda ajajaja)

no te voy a mentir, the will of d es una de esas cosas q aún no entiendo bien y q a esta altura tengo miedo de preguntar AJJAJ antes de q viera one piece un amigo literal me explicó q significaba y yo literal mirándolo con la misma cara q luffy pone cuando law se pone a explicar sus planes

[ohayopoko]

Some Alois x Hannah? I have so many stories in my draftsss They was rocking w me before i discovered Eren x BlackFem😭💓 mannn Alois is so fine😔

[genderqueer-karma]

actually ykw. a lot of white dominated spaces (esp alt spaces) are filled with assholes. i hope y’all know i hate you.

[vrisrezis]

is it possible that you can write romantic headcanons for being in a poly relationship with andre and myc from inside job 🥺 i love them both and if youre not comfortable with this request maybe just headcanons for them individually? thank you so much!

YESYESYES .

I wanna date them so bad guys

- gotta ask how you even started dating these morons because oh my god 😭 the only explanation I got is working with them and y’all all catch feelings and myc finds out and is like “yo so we all like each other aha” or just threesome but y’all caught feelings and myc finds out and is like “yo so we all like each other aha”

- but anyways dating them is a fucking blast holy shit. Especially if you work together, you three are together at all times just fucking around during missions and shit while your stupid boyfriends flirt with eachother and you. Reagan is so fucking tired of you guys.

- also both are clingy as shit so this really helps tbh, the three of you are attached at the hip

- andres new to the whole commitment thing so don’t mind him, he’s pretty scared of this at first but thankfully mycs been alive for how many god damn years and has had how many relationships? Mycs been down this road.

- sex is very often . Unless your ace they can fuck eachother but <3 dw tho they’re very sweet afterwards

- I think a problem that could occur is feeling like “oh I only matter to them bc I’m a sex doll to them aha”so that’s why they’re pretty sweet afterwards cuz they kinda .. thought of this.. they just have sex a lot with you because they don’t know how to be intimate otherwise but they r learning

- smoking with them and getting drunk/high if you’re comfortable? Yes. All the time. If not, also totally fine but yk <33!

- but this is one of the healthiest poly relationships you get because the two don’t really argue and get along really well tbh they’re just attention whores sometimes

- so like andre will make you laugh with a joke and of course myc has to one up him and it becomes a thing but they never genuinely argue . U are still dating children tho wtf

- did you not find fart and dick jokes funny before? You do now .

- they’re absolutely ridiculous in the best way

- Andre loves to cuddle, but myc might act like he doesn’t wanna (he really wants to tho) just takes some convincing :) <3

- anyways they’re both so caring like myc is so clingy so obviously he touches you a lot so he’s gonna find out whenever you’re in a shitty mood and he is so quick to be like “honey what’s wrong? Who do we need to take it out on? Or do you wanna just chug beers?” and is so quick to tell Andre

- and Andre is so doting omg 😭 he’s just like “baby honey darling sugar light of my life the reason I am alive what is wrong?” and myc wants to puke ftm that sentence alone

- also whenever Reagan is being mean myc is just like “hey well y/n doesn’t think I’m a dick! Right honeyyy~”

- they both always try to make you laugh <3

- myc secretly just thinks you look great happy . He is a bit of a #softie

- but for real these two are the best to chill out with and joke around with, and they’re such quality boyfriends to have. They’re not perfect but they’re always improving

[trashexplorer]

BLCD Review: Derail

Title: Derail (ディレイル)

Author/Artist: Aiba Kyoko

Release Date: 2021/10/27

Cast: Azakami Youhei x Yashiro Taku

Synopsis: Haru & Hikaru are childhood friends who keep scheming to keep each other by their side. But things escalate when Hikaru brings a girl to the apartment they share.

Review Proper

Well,

would you look at that? It’s 2003 again.

I’m sorry, but look me in the eye and tell me this wasn’t a 2003 DK transitioning into fake emo blown out of proportion story. It’s like Aiba Kyoko thought that adding more toner and shading to the art was magically going to make this shit psychological. Psychologically bullshit, maybe. I MEAN, HARU WAS A GODDAMN EDGELORD WHEN HE’S THE ONE BEING PLAYED!!! Yo, just put some clown makeup on Haru this’ll instantly be the “Joker”. 💀

Idk ‘bout y’all, but this plot is just horrible. I can’t believe I said in my review for Pheromone Tantei that Aiba Kyoko’s a better writer than Maruki Bunge. 😂 Thanks for proving me wrong, sis. 👏👏👏 Anyway, just know that the boys here can’t differentiate between love and lust and it should have ended at chapter 2. If I had to choose to waste my time with much ado about nothing stuff, I’ll gladly choose Hello Morning Star. You should too cause wtf.

Onto the technicality of things, I have to say that the BLCD’s pretty much accurate to the manga sequencing wise, but there was a lot of added dialogue on there. What’s the fucking point? It might prove not to be beginner-friendly. 

As for the voice acting, Yashiro Taku was great, as always. It’s been a while since I’ve heard him that high. Part of the reason why I got this was because Haru seemed like he was going to be similar in personality as Onegai, Sonna ni Kamanaide’s Igarashi and it’d be interesting to see how he’ll bottom for such a similar character. I’m really sorry, Horie Shun, but let Taku show you how it’s done. 😂

Now, for Azakami Youhei...

BRO WHAT THE FUCK???

HE BREATHES ON THE MIC WITH HIS NOSE

WHO ALLOWED THIS??? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS???

Idk if y’all can understand, but you can clearly hear him breathe through his nose on the mic. It comes out as a sniff. AN ILLEGAL SNIFF THAT SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED IN R18 OTOME CDS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE HE’S TALKING DIRECTLY IN YOUR EAR!!! Whatever possessed Frontier to allow this??? Somebody tell Youhei never to do this ever again in a BLCD. Do it in an R18 otome cd instead and I’ll buy everything three times His performance here actually was more reminiscent of a lighter Nakajima Yoshiki than a Taku-chan’s Igarashi-kun. Worked great, though. 

To end, I do not recommend wasting money on this if you’re in it for a good plot. I mean, roommates psychological bl??? That’s an oxymoron in itself. 😂 If you are a fan of this and can handle the added dialogue, then break a leg. If you’re also a fan of Youhei’s OFC performance, this’ll give you a good time too ‘cause his Haru’s a richer (with fucking nose breathing) Togawa. 👍

[rafescoke]

Brother’s Best Friend ; Rafe Cameron

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Request: heyy I’ve recently found your account and I just felt in love with the way you write and with your works so I was wondering if you could write a fic where the reader is Kelce’s sister, she’s sitting alone at home and suddenly she hears a doorbell ringing, she comes to open the door and that’s Rafe and she says something like “Kelce’s not home” or smth like that and Rafe answers “I actually came to see you” or smth like that. It can be smut or fluff or whatever I don’t really care. Sorry if this is chaotic but I just want the reader to be black and I have bad ideas lmao 😭 sending love ❤️❤️

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x reader

Summary: Fooling around with your best friend's sister is not a good sign, especially when it involves something more than skinny dipping and drinking alcohol together.

Warnings: Slight smut, mentions of drinking, slight angst, teasing Rafe Cameron

A/N: I'm so close to 700 followers wtf y'all are truly amazing ily! I'm finishing all requests in my inbox for the new few days; thank you to those who put their trust in me to write their ideas <33

(Y/N) could never deny the attraction she felt towards a certain brunette boy with that charming smile.

The feeling evolved for the first time when he came over to her house to see Kelce. He was so polite to her; giving her a turn on passing the ball and scolding Kelce and Topper for not wanting to give her a chance at playing basketball in the swimming pool.

But she was only 8 back then, and she regarded the feeling as nothing more than a silly crush.

Rafe Cameron changed when he entered high school. (Y/N) couldn't explain what was wrong, but he was not her Rafe anymore. He didn't hold the door for her, scold Kelce for making fun of her or do anything that used to make her heart soar.

Her thoughts were disrupted when a fresh blue towel hit her squarely on the face, causing her to yelp in shock.

"Do you wanna come down to the lake with us?"

(Y/N) rolled her eyes, pulling the towel to her side, and closed her magazine with a snap. Her eyes fell back to the three guys, lingering on the tallest one a little bit too long.

She cleared her throat, "No, I'm tired."

Kelce shrugged, walking towards the entrance of their home from the swimming pool. He didn't feel like having (Y/N) around anyways, because that would mean he would have to protect her from his friends.

Kelce loved his friends, of course, but he also knew the other side of them that uses girls like Kleenex tissue only to throw them away again.

"On a second thought-" (Y/N) said, stopping the three boys from entering the big house. "I think I'll go."

"You sure?" Kelce asked. God. Now he would have to play the big-brother stimulator for the whole night.

The night sky was dark, and the only light came from the moonlight up above and sometimes from the flashlight of each other's phone. Boozes laid messily on the wooden deck and their clothes were discarded all over the place.

Not one person was sober, and they were all laughing to a joke by Topper.

"Okay, okay, last one-" Topper said excitedly. He shivered, and (Y/N) thought about it as a response towards the cold lake water or the excited nerves of sharing another stupid joke. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Easy. To get to the other side," Rafe answered proudly. A beer drop slid down from his lips to his chin, and (Y/N) felt a strong desire to lick it.

"Wrong."

"Okay, fine, I don't know."

Topper smiled widely, and (Y/N) could see this joke coming from a few miles away. "To get to the loser's house. Knock knock."

Rafe pulled a face, his eyebrows raised. "Who's there?"

"The chicken."

Kelce and Topper's laugh filled the silence around them, and (Y/N) found herself slightly smiling at the joke. Rafe groaned, finally understanding the joke and being angry at himself for willingly taking the bait.

"Okay, okay. The joke's over."

Kelce laughed again before taking a full swig of another beer bottle. He stared at the sky, and let out a loud huff.

"Wish we can go up there."

"Me too, man," Topper agreed. He joined Kelce by staring up at the dark sky, both clearly high out of their minds.

"Do you want to?"

(Y/N) looked to her side, not noticing Rafe who had moved from his previous position near Topper to beside her. She quirked her head to one side, her face questioning.

"Go up to the sky," he explained. He watched as she looked up to the sky, her mouth slightly parting. Her chest heaved peacefully, and her wet body donning the lilac bikini never looked so beautiful and perfect.

"Nah. I'm too scared."

"Even when I'll go with you?" he smiled. (Y/N) rolled her eyes, though her heart was soaring brightly; she would never feel scared anymore if he were to be around her all the time.

"Yeah. Even when you’ll go with me. Besides, it's not possible."

"Let people enjoy things," he said, and he was so close to her now because she could smell the coffee mint from his breath. Her heart was beating wildly, though this would be the ten-thousandth time he did this to her.

It never failed to leave her completely breathless.

"You're drooling," he whispered, and used his thumb to wipe her wet lips from the beer. Her breath hitched, and she couldn't utter any words back. She was too mesmerised with the whole situation.

His fingers stopped at her chin, looking into her eyes, and he was petrified too. He leaned in, but before anything could happen, (Y/N) moved away. He cleared his throat, and swam back to the deck.

‘I’m drunk’ was repeated by him all the way to the the place he threw his clothes off, shaking his head at the thought that he was so close to kissing her. He looked back to her direction in the lake, still staring at him. He focused back on the ties of his shorts, and made his way back to the Kelce’s house.

He ignored his best friends calls.

. . .

(Y/N) never really liked school, but she loved the after-activity that she got herself in.

Like cheerleading.

She used to think of the sport as something quirky, but in truth, once she was accepted into the school’s cheerleading team, she had never been more into a sport than before.

She walked down the field to the other side of the track where the other girls were waiting for her. Her training skirt flew slightly from the wind, and she was trying to hold them down all while carrying the water bottle and a duffle bag.

She exchanged a few greetings with her other friends, putting down her duffle bag and her water bottle. The sun was scorching hot, and all she felt like was eating ice cream inside of their boat whilst streaming down the lake, but the last time she had ditched cheer practice, it hadn’t ended well.

“Uh-oh,” someone exclaimed behind her. “Big bro is coming.”

(Y/N) looked up to the field, and sure enough Kelce was running towards her in his jersey. (Y/N) sighed, not knowing what she did now that could earn her a lecture from Kelce.

“Hey, I’m bringing a girl home after practice,” he said. “Would you mind getting a ride with someone else?”

She groaned, “Fuck, Kelce, no. You can tell your new scandal to fuck off because I am not getting an Uber to walk back to home.”

“Look, please? You can ask your friends to give you a ride, right? It’s important,” he begged. His eyes were scanning her friends now, obviously trying to find someone who could help his sister, and when he found one, his smile quirked upwards. “Yo, Sarah! Can you drive (Y/N) home after practice?”

Sarah walked towards them, her blonde hair up in a ponytail. She slung her arms around (Y/N)’s shoulders, noting the exasperated expression on her face, and gave Kelce a glare.

“You should let her drive a car if you’re going to bring a girl home after school,” she said. Kelce groaned, knowing the amount of shit he will be getting from the people around him, but he was truly trying to make it right for this new girl.

“Look, I’ll buy y’all anything for a week. Food? Sure. Clothes? Sure.”

Sarah clapped her hands, seemingly excited, and forced (Y/N) to say yes. She wouldn’t mind driving (Y/N) home, because she wanted to catch up with her about some gossip too.

“Fine. But I’m driving my own car tomorrow.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” was all he said before he jogged down to the soccer team.

That evening was hell to (Y/N). She couldn’t get the formation right, the sun was getting hotter and hotter, her hair was sticking out weirdly, and worst of all, she couldn’t stop thinking about yesterday’s event.

He was so, so close to her.

“(Y/N), come on! What’s gotten into you? The top part, again!” The coach yelled, slapping her hands against her lap. There were sweat forming on her forehead, and she was obviously hot and bothered from this whole situation.

But sport was sport. The coach wasn’t going to let today’s training to waste, and she intended for the new number to work.

(Y/N) muttered a soft ‘sorry’ before going back to her position, her heart still thumping at the thought. The cheer started, and her mouth was saying the words, but her brain was somewhere else.

The two guys by her side picked her up by her calf, and she felt the wind gushing out from beside her ears. She was high up in the sky now, throwing one arm upwards and balancing herself on one leg, and it was finally time now, to twirl into the two boys’ arms, but she wasn’t ready. Her mouth didn’t utter any words from the cheer, too focused on the step, and before she could jump back into their arms, she felt herself slipping.

“(Y/N)!” The coach yelled, running towards her by the track. Sarah and the other teammates were surrounding her now, watching as she groaned on the ground painfully, holding onto her arms.

“Okay, I take that as the end of today’s training,” the coach said, sighing. “(Y/N), are you okay? Can you walk?”

(Y/N) held her thumbs up, because she had worse injury than this before. Hell, the boxing fight she used to have with Kelce in their childhood was more painful. She sat up from the track, feeling the heat of the ground burning on her bottoms, and stretched her fingers. The pain coursed through her veins at the feeling, but kinda liked it.

“Come on, let’s get you home,” Sarah said, helping her up. She groaned when she finally stood on her two feet, feeling so painful all she wanted to do was lay back on the track, but she knew she had to go home.

She allowed Sarah helping her limp towards a black Mercedes, her eyes closed the whole time.

Okay, scratch the fight with Kelce. This one was more painful than ever.

“Can I stay at your house?” She blurted when Sarah drove out of the school gate. “I don’t feel like listening to my mom’s lecture about my leg.”

Sarah glanced at her from the rearview mirror, watching as she spread her leg out the whole backseat. The ice bag someone had gotten her was pressed against her calf, and she was sweating from the heat and trying to contain the pain.

“Yes, of course, that would be better,” Sarah said. She had other plans that evening, but helping (Y/N) overstepped all of them.

“So what’s up with you and John B?”

Sarah turned to look at her fully on her face, furrowing her eyebrows. “What do you know about John B?”

(Y/N) laughed, “The light’s green.” Just on cue, the car behind them horned at Sarah, and she quickly pushed on the pedal.

“How do you know about John B?” Sarah asked, biting her lips. If (Y/N) could find out, she couldn’t imagine what would Rafe do if he finds out.

“God, don’t be worried. I’m not going to tell anyone about this, okay? Just relax. I think it’s cute.”

Sarah’s worried expression softened, “You think so?”

“Yeah. At least you got to be with whoever you want. Some people can’t have that.”

Like her. Kelce would kill her and dump her body in the ocean for the sharks if he ever finds out how much she likes Rafe.

“You’ll find the one soon. How about that guy in your maths class?” The car turned to the right, nearing the destination.

“No. I’m not looking for anyone.”

There’s only one, but Sarah won’t like the answer.

The time was 8.23p.m. now, and (Y/N) had been in Sarah’s room for a total of 3 hours. After catching up on new gossips, watched a movie, did her English essay, she felt extremely dehydrated.

Sarah was sleeping peacefully beside her, being so tired after the practice and school, and (Y/N) didn’t feel like waking her up. She have been to The Camerons household, but that was only for Sarah’s birthday party a few years back.

She sighed, getting up from the bed to find the kitchen. The house was like a maze, and she wished they had some kind of a map to browse through.

Alas, she found the kitchen, her muscles screaming from all the wrong turns she took before. She knew where the plastic cups and plates were situated, having to help Sarah get them during her birthday party, so she didn’t have any trouble getting some.

She drank the cold water quickly, feeling the liquid sloshing down her throat. The feeling was so, so good that she wished she could go through it again.

“I do not know where your sister is, Kelce,” a voice sighed not far from the kitchen. “I told you you shouldn’t bring that girl home and just drive (Y/N) home yourself.”

The voice, unmistakably Rafe, was getting nearer and nearer. (Y/N)’s eyes widened, trying to find an empty space to hide in, but there were none. She panicked, still looking for a way out that she didn’t notice the tall figure behind her.

“Oh. Found you.”

His hair was dishevelled and wet, his chest heaving and he was shirtless.

What a nice way to bump onto each other.

“Take a picture,” he started, shutting his phone off and placing them in his shorts. “It’ll last longer that way.”

Now we’re talking about the new Rafe.

(Y/N) scoffed, pushing him away and making a disgusted face at his sweat sticking on her arms. “I’m here for Sarah.”

“Why? Did she die or something?”

God. He really is insufferable.

She made to push him away to return to Sarah’s room, only for him to grab her by her waist.

“Move.” Her tone was stern, but her stomach was flipping wildly. She tried to not look so bothered, but failed miserably.

Rafe seemed to notice her behaviour because he didn’t let go of her. “Come on, where’s the fun in that?”

She was on the same level as his neck now, and he could still smell his expensive cologne even after he swam in the swimming pool. She sighed, placing her hands against his chest.

“Move.”

Rafe laughed, putting his hands up in defeat, and went to grab the same glass she was drinking from. He refilled the glass and downed the content, and (Y/N) had to look away from the innocent move.

Maybe he was just saving water by not using a different cup.

“Do you need help to return to Sarah’s room or something?”

“No, I’m fine,” she refused, and made sure he could see her fake annoyed expression before she returned to the hall she came from. But there were 2 halls now, and she completely forgot which one she had been before.

“Really?” Rafe stood beside her, and she looked up to his amused face. “Because you’re in the wrong hall. It’s the other exit of the kitchen, darling.”

. . .

Why couldn’t she not see his face every single day?

It was truly troubling her, to see that boy everyday, because she couldn’t think properly every time.

The lights from the stadium blared widely, and the deafening screaming coming from both teams’ supporters rang throughout the whole field. (Y/N) was sure the whole island could hear them too.

Two things happened earlier than evening. Number one, her skirt wasn’t completely dried after being sent off to the laundry for a week, and her hair wasn’t just cooperating.

So here she was; in a shorter uniform skirt, her hair hung up into a ponytail with lots of hairspray. She wished for nothing but to be all cuddled up with her blanket in her room.

“You’re okay?” Sarah asked. She fixed (Y/N)’s lips gently, getting the lipstick and lipliner even, and gave her a kiss on the cheeks. “Don’t worry about the skirt. It looks normal.”

For a little girl.

(Y/N) sighed and involuntarily pulled down the hem of her skirt. Ten minutes from the game now, and she was nervous she would flash everyone on the school compound.

In the locker room, Rafe was sitting right next to Kelce as his best friend prayed for a win tonight. He was never that religious, and he didn’t feel the need to mutter a prayer to anyone. But tonight, he listened intently to whatever Kelce was saying because he needed to win this cup more than anything in the world.

“You’re okay?” The coach asked, patting him on the shoulder.

“Yeah. Just nervous.”

“Don’t be, you’re the Star Player. Right?”

The Star Player.

Rafe gave him a smile, and went back to his praying.

When he first entered the field to meet the rival team, his eyes couldn’t help but scanned the bleachers to find his dad. Ward wasn’t there, but Rose and Wheezie were cheering for him.

Of course.

He sighed, and went straight to the middle of the field. It’s funny how everyone was there to support him, Rafe, the Star Player, the jock, the whatever else people were saying about him.

He just wanted Ward to see him.

“Come on, man, it’s fine,” Topper said, patting his back. “He’ll come later.”

Even his friends could see how miserable he was feeling.

The first match of the game went smoothly; he scored a try goal, everyone was cheering loudly, but it was just then that one of the opponents came knocking Rafe by his side.

Rafe fell to the ground with a loud thud, earning so many gasps from the stand.

“What the fuck?!” Topper pushed whoever responsible for his fall, and the sound of a whistle rang throughout the air. “He pushed him for nothing! You saw it, fuck!”

Rafe groaned on the ground, clutching onto his arms, and he tried to spread his fingers, but couldn’t. His other teammates were surrounding him now, trying to get a good look of him, all while Topper and Kelce and another friend of his went off to the referee.

Rafe put his other hand up, trying to sit up. “I’m fine, I’m fine! Move!”

The other members scattered away, sighing in relief when Rafe came back to his legs. The referee, still getting yelled at by Topper, shook his head at something he said, and before anyone could process what happened, Topper tackled the opponent who had pushed Rafe down to the ground.

Kelce pulled Topper away after a few long seconds, telling him to stop. But one thing about Topper is that he just won’t stop.

“Stupid fuck!” He yelled, throwing another punch.

“Topper, stop, they’re going to throw you off the field!” Kelce yelled. Finally, he separated them away after the opponent’s friend pulled his injured friend away.

The referee, expectedly, pulled a red card to Topper, earning a groan coming from their coach and the stand. Rafe cursed, knowing that Topper’s one of their strongest member. He watched as Topper tried to argue with the referee, but it was no use.

“It’s okay,” Kelce said, patting his back as he made his way back to the bench. “Relax, bro, okay?” Topper calmed down after the coach said something to him, but Rafe could clearly see the distress written on his face.

“You’re okay?” Kelce asked, pointing to his arms.

Rafe could move his muscles now though he could feel the sharp pain from doing so. But he was too content on winning this game.

(Y/N) watched as the second match unfold, her teeth biting into her lips in fear. She didn’t feel like having the next week full of gloomy students and disappointed teachers, so she wanted the cup as much as everyone else.

Rafe was fast, throwing the ball smoothly back and forth with Kelce and his other friends, but it was apparent that the Star Player wasn’t feeling like himself.

It might be the arm, or the fact that Ward Cameron was too busy with his work to see his son playing.

37 minutes had passed, and the other team was leading. They only had 3 minutes left, and with the team being so drained out and their captain with a broken arm, it was clear who was winning.

The whistle blared through the field again, noting the end of the match. As the other team supporters cheered happily the other side of the stands muttered silently to each other about the game.

(Y/N) watched as Rafe yelled something at his teammates angrily before storming off to the locker room. He winced in pain, holding his arm for support, and ignored every calls from his friends as he made his way to the empty room.

Looking around quickly, she muttered a ‘be right back’ to Sarah, and quickly followed Rafe into the locker room. She wanted to see if he was okay, and if he needed help with his arm.

In truth, she just wanted to be there for him.

“Hey,” she slowly said, and Rafe’s head perked up to see her before he looked down to the ground again.

“What do you want?”

She felt a struck of pain across her heart at his tone, but decided against it. “Are you okay?”

“Fine. You’re not supposed to be here.”

“I was just trying to see if you need anything,” she said, and when his eyes finally looked up to her again, she unconsciously pulled her skirt down again.

“Yeah? I don’t need anything. Go!”

“Wow, you’re a dick,” she scoffed, and before Rafe could mutter anything back, she exited the locker room and straight to the cheer team. She felt a mixture of anger and embarrassment all at once, because God, Rafe Cameron did not just yell at her for trying to be nice.

She should’ve known better than to be ‘nice’ to him. He wasn’t the same 8 year old she met 10 years ago.

. . .

A week had passed from the game, and everything went back to normal.

Except for one person.

Rafe didn’t come to school the next Monday, not that (Y/N) wanted to see him after getting yelled at, but she couldn’t help but feel sorry for him.

He didn’t just broke his arm; his father also chose not to attend his game.

It was finally Friday, and (Y/N) was too happy to stay home and continue watching Love Island. Life is better when you are focused on someone else’s relationship other than yours.

She was rolling in her bed, casually smiling at the cheesy joke made by one of the contestant, and before she could hear the reply towards the joke, the doorbell blared throughout the house.

(Y/N) groaned, thinking how Kelce must’ve forgotten his keys again, and waited a few more minutes so that he would just leave her alone and go to that stupid prick, Rafe Cameron’s house.

But the doorbell rang again, and she had no choice but to open the door. She was all alone in the big house, having both her parents still working and her maids having the day off.

But when she opened the door, the boy standing before her was the last person she wanted to see.

“Hi,” Rafe said.

“Kelce’s not here,” she mumbled, and pushed the door close. Rafe’s quickly put his hands to block the door from closing, and (Y/N) pulled away after deciding not to crush his other only working hands.

“What?” She asked, in the same tone that he had given her in the locker room. She felt good when his eyebrows were raised.

“I’m here for you.”

“Why? Did I die or something?” Bingo.

“God, you’re impossible,” Rafe sighed. “Can I talk to you? Just us two?”

(Y/N) sighed, wanting to get this done, and opened the door wider to grant him into her home. (Y/N) closed the door and pressed her back against it, crossing her arms.

“Okay. Talk.”

“Look, I’m sorry, okay?” He said. “I was just so angry with everything. I was pushed and Topper received a red card because of me—”

“You didn’t do anything, Rafe.”

“Yeah, but he was just trying to protect me. And, and I was just so mad at myself because I couldn’t play properly like I usually play. I’m so sorry for yelling at you. I didn’t mean it.”

(Y/N) sighed, “It’s okay. I’m over it.”

“Really?” He stepped closer, and this time, (Y/N) allowed him. “Thank you so much!”

He pulled her into a crushing hug, and before she could put her mind into it, he lifted her up and spin her around.

“Okay, okay, now you’re just pushing it,” she groaned, hitting him on his chest. “Put me down, Rafe, I swear to god.”

Rafe put her down, his face shining happily. They were close again, like that time in the lake, and (Y/N) didn’t feel like pushing him away again.

Because maybe, that 8 year old him was somewhere in there.

“Uh—” he looked away, scratching the back of his head. “Do you wanna. . . watch Netflix?”

(Y/N) cleared her throat, “I was watching Love Island. Wanna watch with me?”

Rafe nodded, anything to get closer with this girl, and followed her upstairs to her room. The first time he entered her room was 9 years ago, and it was only because Topper and Kelce had pranked him into thinking that her room was the gaming room.

“What are you doing?” The girl before him yelled, and before he could explain how he was lied to, she threw a pink hairbrush at him. He groaned from the pain, rubbing his head.

“I’m sorry, I thought this was the gaming room!”

“Out!” She yelled, and he quickly obliged.

Her room was still pink, but it was now filled with so many books, clothes and makeups instead of the dollhouse and toys he saw a few years ago.

“Is this the pink hairbrush you threw at me?” He laughed, holding the pink tool. (Y/N) snatched the hairbrush, embarrassed, and quickly stuffed them into the drawers.

He placed himself beside her on her bed, watching her as she resumed the video. He focused on the show, trying to find at least something interesting from the show, but there was nothing.

2 episodes later, he was too into the show that he pressed on the stop button before they could continue on the next episode.

“I wish they would just communicate,” he said. “Like the whole show’s pointless. They didn’t try to talk to each other about their problems.”

“Yeah, that’s what makes the show interesting, Rafe,” she said as if that was a fact, “And besides, if they communicate, everyone will win the show.”

“Then that’s just good. A win-win situation.”

“You don’t get it,” she groaned, looking into his face. “There’s no use in fighting with you about this.”

She pressed on the resume button again, and instantly, Rafe pressed on the stop button.

“Rafe, I will—”

“You still haven’t apologised for throwing the hairbrush at me.”

She widened her eyes, “That was 9 years ago.”

“And?”

“Fine,” she placed her laptop aside, and turned to fully look him in the face. “Sorry.”

“Not sincere enough.”

She groaned, “Rafe, I am terribly sorry for throwing my pink hairbrush at you. I am so sorry that it hit your face and be the reason why you’re still holding vengeance at someone.”

“I’m not talking about that kind of sorry.”

“Fuck, you’re annoying,” she said. “I’m not going to bow down to you or anything.”

“Just a kiss.”

She looked at him back, her heart stopping at his words. “No.”

“Why?”

“Why? Because you’re Rafe?”

“Rafe? Okay, fine. I’m not Rafe. I’m Rafael.”

“Okay, it’s still a no. You’re Kelce’s best friend.”

“Didn’t you kiss Topper last year?”

“That was a dare—” she sighed. “And it didn’t mean anything.”

“Exactly. This won’t mean anything. This is just a sorry.”

It would mean everything to her to place her lips against his.

“This is sexual harassment.”

“Not if you want it too,” he said, and leaned closer to her. “And you do want it, right? I can see it in your eyes.”

She didn’t know why God would put her and Rafe in this damn position over and over again, because it wasn’t helping her to get over him.

She looked down to his lips, and how it was so inviting, and she wanted more than anything to kiss him, to finally give herself to him, but she was afraid.

“Rafe—”

“Shut up,” he cut her off, and pressed himself against her. Their kiss was slow and passionate, none like neither (Y/N) or Rafe had experienced before. Her hands found themselves wrapping around Rafe’s neck, pulling him closer.

He pulled away, grinning. “I thought you didn’t want this.”

“Shut up.” She rolled her eyes, and pulled him in for another kiss again.

He pushed her down onto the bed gently, still kissing her, and his hands were roaming down her body. She was so, so perfect and every time he saw her, he would have to look away to stop the unwanted thoughts forming in his head.

During the game last Friday, he had to pinch himself from staring at her legs in that goddamn skirt for too long.

“Fuck, you’re perfect,” he whispered, and she hummed in response before pushing him over so she could take control. She sat on top of him, grinning widely. She was in heaven; seeing him all worked up under her with his chest heaving.

“You would be surprised at the amount of times I imagined myself on top of you like this,” she said, placing her hands flat on top of his chest.

Rafe grinned back, trying to contain his feelings. “Yeah? Wanna show what else you’ve been imagining?”

She leaned closer, making sure to brush her bottom against him and hearing his soft groans. She placed a soft kiss against his cheek, and whispered into his ear.

“Would rather have you show what you’ve been dreaming of me.”

Rafe licked his lips, loving this side of her, and he wanted more than anything to make her his. She looked so innocent sitting there on top of him, smiling and biting her lips.

Before he could touch her in ways he never did to a girl before, a voice rang from outside the room.

“(Y/N)? Have you seen Rafe? I saw his car outside,” the voice said. After a few seconds of silence, he sighed. “You’re okay? I’m coming in, okay?”

“No, no, wait!” (Y/N) shouted, scrambling from her position on top of Rafe as he quickly pulled her up, but it was too late.

Kelce saw them in the midst of trying to get away, with his sister’s leg on one side of his best friend and his best friend’s hands still around his sister’s waist.

“What. The. Fuck.”

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I’m early today!!! Here’s your favorite recap as told by yours truly:

RRRHHHHEEEEAAAAA!!!!! Good she always looks sooooo good!

IIIYYYYYOOOOOO!!!! Y’all hear that crowd for Iyo?!?!? We missed seeing her on the screen!

I’m surprised she out here this fast though!

They’re so girlfriend coded!!! 😁😁😁

Actually talk your shit Iyo!!

Adam HELLO?!?!?!

And when I say they finna put on a banger!

So to all the weirdos in Iyo fc, Iyo actually picked Rhea (w/o her knowledge) and cut her off 2 seconds into speaking, so y’all can’t complain that Rhea’s in the title picture. I know Iyo fc is sick to their stomach 💀

It was interesting you can see the mild confusion on Rhea’s face when Iyo’s music hit, almost like she wasn’t happy to see her out there 🧐🤔

Also wtf was this special announcement Rhea was going to make if Iyo didn’t interrupt her???

Not AJ popping up on Dom 😂 the glasses they’re not serious 😭 they’re so funny together

Who is this???? Oh it’s Finn and JD 💀 baby that music had me lost af 😂😂😂

Wasn’t interested in this tag match but they cooking in this ring!

The crowd cheering for judgment day is crazy! Not going to lie I hate that they just won those titles 😒 ain’t did shit to earn them but #ok they’re never breaking this group up 🫩

BAYLEY!!!!! 😁 Lyra baby I need you to be serious!

Oop they got Adam hollering!

C’mon Bayley vs Lyra!!! So we can come to the conclusion that the winner of this match is facing Becky at Evolution? Or it becomes a triple threat at evolution?

I’m closing my eyes and ears for this fuckery 🫩🫩🫩

Exactly Adam!!!! Ain’t bout to see that fuckass Starbucks drink for a few months 🙌🏾

Actually free the Creed Brothers and Ivy from Chad Gable PLEASE

Listen to Ivy???

Is that Ludwig in the back???

This no pop for Rusev 💀💀💀

Hmmmm saw a tweet that said Rhea might not win at evolution b/c the moment should be bigger for her to finally beat Iyo and not in a here damn, thrown together moment for a ple they don’t care about and you know what … I agree!!! And b/c this is a pivot from the original plan, that’s another reason I’m not fully convinced that Rhea wins. But I could be wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️

Defend?? Where??? And as I knew, there goes Raquel and Roxanne as the tag champs! Oop Adam and Nick ain’t playing games!!! A fatal four way for the tag titles!!! I’m up for this! Raquel and Roxanne are definitely losing 😁 Oh Meta Girls this was supposed to be y’all’s time!!! 😭😭😭💔💔💔

Yeah this ple is so thrown together 🫩🫩🫩 but at least we’re getting matches!

Rusev and Sheamus is cooking tonight!

Alright this match has went on long enough now 😭

Hmmmm I wonder who’s going to win this battle royal at evolution …

Talk yo shit Ivy

#ok bro that’s definitely Ludwig 😒😒😒

SAMI! Wait! Karrion leave him alone!!!

Oh brother, this big bitch 🫩🫩🫩 I’m not listening to a word he’s saying

And just when I said Seth wasn’t checking for him 💀 at least Seth remembers that Gunther exists 😂😂😂

C’mon briefcase!!! I hope he continues matching the briefcase with his outfits 🙂‍↔️

PUNK! Get his ass!!!!

Gunther standing there like this: 🧍🏻

Get his ass too Punk! Push his bitch ass! Punk I love you!!! Just hoed Gunther 😂😂😂

Gunther has to be tired, ain’t nobody worried about him except Oldberg 😂😂😂

LA Knight????

Oop Finn you’re messy! Yeah Raquel let them know! A vote??? It’s giving twilight when they were voting to turn Bella or not 😂😂😂

Ouuuu Liv is going to be mad af!

Roxanne vs Kairi!?!!! GIVE IT TO ME!

You know what what if Stephanie wins the battle royal! And we get Iyo vs Stephanie or Stephanie vs Rhea at Clash in Paris??? 🙂‍↕️

Kairi promo!!! Talk yo shit!!!

Bayley vs Lyra!! Let’s go!!! They cooking with gas in this ring! One thing Lyra gone do is flip around that ring! DAMN! That neck breaker was nasty!

HELLO??!!! A draw?!?! Oh the girls are fighting!

Oh that triple threat at evolution is incoming 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Oh Seth fc, I’m so sorry 😭😭😭

Oop! Not he belongs to you Punk! 👀😁😁😁

Well! And here we go with our main event being Sami and Penta vs B Squared!

Not Seth on the jet like Roman 😂

Plan B!?!?!?!! 👀👀👀

Oh Seth, your time is numbered with this lil faction … I can smell it!

Once again, folks is cooking in the ring!

Paul’s expressions in the back 😂😂😂

Okay Sami! I see you!

Oh brother 😒🫩 *meme of that lady throwing the straw wrapper*

Well the tsunamis are about to happen 😭

JEYYYY!!! With a chair!!! Ohhh tear backs up please!!! I know Bron back is tore up 😁😁😁 Heel Jey keep defrosting please! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

A great ending to Raw actually! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Oop we’re early 🤭

Rhea and Iyo are so girlfriends coded I missed them together. Oh they’re about to put on a banger!

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Rhea didn’t say anything about a title Iyo came out on her own Rhea didn’t say her name so we all can calm down and just enjoy a banger ass match that those two women are gonna put on

You know I tried to not think so hard about what would have happened when people don’t get interrupted because then things start to fall apart 😂

Aj and Dom are funny together I can’t wait for their match

I’m glad everyone was confused when Finn and JD walked out

Aye that crowd got loud as fuck when Finn went from the pin I don’t know what Finn and JD did to get that shot but hey they gonna keep the judgement day alive until Liv gets back so 😒

I fear we’re getting a triple threat at Evolution with them three and I’ll take that

I like the creed brothers and Ivy so much and I like Chad but what they doing right now 🙂‍↔️ I don’t like it it feel a little 👀

Mmm I think Rhea and Iyo have the legs to go to SummerSlam if they want it too, because what else is Iyo gonna do? Or what is Rhea gonna do if she wins? So just let them continue to feud all the way to SS. And about Rhea winning. She doesn’t need to win I would like Iyo to retain but either way that titles not getting on tv either way so…

The way I immediately thought about the Meta four girls and then remembered they are no more 😔 I’m sick! but B-fab and Michin gonna get a spot in the match tho 🙂‍↕️

Evolution is the most thrown together PLE they don’t care at all

Ngl I stopped paying attention to Rusev and Sheamus match halfway through 🫣 I’m sorry Rusev doesn’t move me at all

I don’t know who’s gonna win that battle royal but it’s gonna be fun

Gunther come get your boyfriend back! He done lost his ever loving fucking mine!

Kross was gettin Sami I knew NOC wasn’t the end for them

Aye easy on Gunther ok he’s handling the old man problem for us

Seth got bored and decided he finally needed some gold on his waist so he came to answer Gunther prayers

That briefcase was nice I’m need Naomi to get hers all pretty too 🙂‍↕️don’t make me have to cuss you out Triple H 🫵🏽🫵🏽

My ring general did get hoed 😔 he didn’t even do anything to Punk like but I get it Punk you mad and Seth ran away

Man I thought I was done on Seth and LA but clearly not 😒 happy LA back tho

Liv gonna be PISSED and that’s exactly what Finn wants I can’t wait to see it

Roxanne and Kairi WHEN!

I keep seeing people say Stephanie for the battle royal and I’m not mad about that 🤷🏽‍♀️

I was not expecting Bayley and Lyra to end like that but loved when they just started fighting each other again 😂

Seth belongs to EVERYBODY (he’s a whore)

Seth couldn’t even stay to watch his dogs fight is crazy 🙂‍↔️ he’s so much like Roman right now it’s unbelievable and when someone calls him out on it! Oh he’s going lose it

Plan B?!??? I’m scared… that’s a trigger word I’m scared

As soon as Seth has no more use for the Brons he’s dropping them like dirty laundry (is that the saying I can’t remember)

HEEL JEY IS DEFROSTING!!! I prayed for time like this! Bron back is hurting! Somewhere Otis felt a shiver down his spine 😂 that boy got a chair back in his hands I’m so proud 🥺

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Curiosity Killed The Cat

request: request. i’m not sure if you’re comfortable with writing it but it’s worth a try the team is always teasing spencer saying “he’s definitely a virgin” and he’s like “wtf no i’m not” one day they’re like ok well then y/n can see for herself, y/n is like “😳i didn’t sign up for this” and long story short they come back to the bau and the team is like “ ok soooo?” and y/n is like zoning out mumbling “you were wrong”

Warnings: SMUT (Penetration, oral (female recieving), spanking, over-stimulation, choking, degrading kink)

A/N: YO SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, I am going to start publishing fics again, but updates will be very very slow. They’ll increase eventually, but for now, they are slow. Love you all!

The night began at work. A late night with the team at the office, stacks of files mounted on all of your desks and you’re all gathered around to keep each other awake.

“Ugh. This is too much work. Seriously. Can’t killers ever take a break?”

You whine, spinning in the swivel chair and holding a file in the air. Morgan chuckles, staring at his own file before speaking.

“I need a drink after this.”

“You and me both Morgs.”

“I told you to stop calling me that Girly.”

You chuckle, stopping your spinning and standing up to stretch. It feels nearly impossible to stay awake. Not necessarily because you’re tired, but you’ve been staring at similar files all day and it’s getting boring and tiring.

 “I’ll do refills on coffee. Gimme your mugs.”

You say, letting them pile different sizes of cups and mugs in your arms. You saunter over to the coffee machine and set them on the counter.

You set the pot for a lot of coffee and quickly dash to Hotch’s office, where him and Rossi are.

“Yo, I’m making coffee, y’all need refills?”

They shake their heads and you shrug, returning to the coffee machine and pouring the coffee in the mugs before adding cream and sugar.

“How much sugar tonight Reid?”

You ask, turning to the tall doctor with a smirk. Luckily, you and your team are the only people left in the bullpen so you can be as loud as you want.

“A lot.”

You snort, grabbing the box of sugar and piling it in, almost emptying it before putting it on the shelf and making a few trips to distribute the coffee.

“Here you are Spencer, sugar with some coffee on the side.”

You chuckle, sitting in your chair again and picking a new file up, only to find that this was the last file.

“Oh. Anyone else wanna give me files? I’m on my last one.”

Morgan and Emily immediately run up to you with files, dropping them on your desk and thanking you. It made you laugh, watching smiles grown on their faces.

“Okay team. We’re almost finished. Just a little bit more now.”

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A few hours later you, Spencer, Rossi, and Hotch are finished with your stacks, waiting for the other three with Penelope, discussing bars to go to.

“Oooo there’s a new one downtown, we should go there.”

“Can you guys hold back your alcohol talk until tonight please? I just wanna get out of here fast and maybe get lucky tonight.”

Emily pleads, making you and the other women go “oooo” while the men groan.

“Oh boy you are right Em. I haven’t gotten laid in so long. Too long.”

You say, leaning back in your chair and looking at a flabbergasted Penelope.

“How long?”

She asks, staring at you in disbelief. You were a very beautiful woman (Don’t you fucking dare say otherwise) so people often assumed you had sex often. You weren’t private about it either. So what if people judged you? Sex is natural and anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

“Since my first time in middle school. I had a delusion that sex was gonna be this amazing thing and then it was actually terrible. I gave up all hope and never slept with anyone ever again. So you know, it is what it is.”

Everyone looked at you in shock, confused as to how you went your whole life without sex.

“Wait really?”

Morgan questions, his attention dropping from the files to you in an instant. Spencer simply stared at you in disbelief, his expression suddenly making you nervous.

“Y-yeah. I haven't had sex since middle school. It isn’t a big deal.”

You defend, but Penelope wraps an arm around you, pulling you close.

“Oh honey I’m definitely finding you someone to take home.”

“Hey, at least you had your first time, unlike pretty boy over here.”

Morgan teases, messing with Spencer’s hair. Spencer was often teased for being a virgin, but none of you knew what to believe. He said he wasn’t, but refused to tell even Morgan about any of his times.

“How many times do I have to tell you guys, I’m not a virgin!”

“Then tell us about one time.”

Morgan says, a wide smirk on his face at the disheveled state of the genius doctor. Poor Reid just wanted to be left alone but Morgan will not let this go.

“Morgan. Not all of us are public about our sex lives like you bud. Sometimes I wish you were as secretive as Reid. None of us want to hear about how you “got it on”.”

Morgan grimaces, and Spencer looks to you thankfully. 

“C’mon Y/N, you aren’t even a little curious?”

Emily asks from her desk, finally finishing up the last file with JJ. You shrug, playing with your hair briefly.

“Of course I’m super curious, but, unlike you lust goblins, I stand with Hotch and Rossi and don’t want to make him uncomfortable.”

Various groans come from the team as you fist-bump Hotch and Rossi, laughing at their defeat.

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When Morgan finally finishes, you all head to the new bar downtown, smiling at the flashing lights of the dance floor and immediately going to a small table with the rest of the team.

“Oh hells yes! This place is already fun!”

Penelope squeals, waving a worker over to get food. Morgan sits next to you, Emily on your other side and Spencer is next to Morgan and Hotch. 

“Alright my baby’s we are partying until Y/N gets lucky!”

You chuckle at Penelope’s words, raising a glass of water to your lips and taking a big swig of it before looking around. The people in there were definitely attractive, but your mind never swayed from a certain genius.

You meant it when you said you were curious, your mind had always wandered to certain images when you went to sleep, constantly imagining what he would be like.

You’re mind was so easily destroyed by him. All of your thoughts contorted by him. To the point where you can’t imagine sleeping with any of these other people, but you’re scared to ruin your friendship with him by trying to sleep with him.

“Ah guys. I’m fine. I don’t want to sleep with someone I don’t know.”

Morgan groans, nudging your side and making you laugh.

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A few hours later, Spencer has abandoned ship and went to the bathroom, leaving you alone with the rest of the team as you eat some wings.

“Oh my god I know how to figure out if Reid’s a virgin or not!”

Penelope shouts, you look at her excited face, just smirking as she squeals.

“And what is your plan?”

“One of us hooks up with him!”

You all choke on your food and drinks, staring at her in shock.

“I’m sorry what? Did you just say-”

“Actually that’s not a bad idea.”

Hotch cuts you off. You turn to his smirking face in shock. Never in a million years would you have thought that Aaron Hotchner thought one of you sleeping with Reid is a good idea.

“Hotch! Wouldn’t that like, mess with work or something?”

He shrugs, turning to you and smirking.

“What can I say? I’m curious too.”

You sigh, chuckling a bit and shaking your head.

“I say Y/N does it.”

“What?”

“Yeah! Y/N is single and hasn’t gotten laid in a while, it’s perfect!”

“Guys no I-”

“Oh my god you’re right! Plus there’s plenty of sexual tension between the two of them.”

You sigh, knowing they won’t let up until this happens. When the team wants something, they make it happen.

“Okay guys, I didn’t sign up for this, I’m not your test dummy.”

You say, putting your wings down on the plate in front of you and looking around at them all.

“Please girly? Pretty please?”

Morgan begs, clutching your hand tightly and shaking it up and down like a child who wants a toy.

“Y/N, I will make sure you get a raise in your paycheck.”

You stop and think about it for a second.

It could ruin your relationship with him forever, then again, he’s the type to forgive and forget when it comes to his friends.

And if it did work out, then things could be awkward between the two of you for a long time, or worse, he’d regret it. And like all the things he regrets, he’d ignore you until you disappeared.

And the worst you can think of, you take his virginity. Not someone he loves, not his girlfriend or wife, you. His bestfriend and co-worker. 

But still, just that small percentage that everything might go completely right and you might even get a second time with him makes it feels like it might be worth it.

“Okay fine. But I don’t want a raise. If I’m doing this it’s because I want to.”

They all cheer and you just smile, taking a swig of beer before motioning for Morgan to switch seats with you so that when Spencer comes back he’ll be next to you.

Within a few minutes Spencer returns and you feel a heat travel up your neck as you look at him. He turned to you and smiled, sending shivers up your spine as you smiled back.

“Why’d you switch places?”

He asks, you turn to Morgan for help, pleading him to come up with a fake story.

“Emily kept poking her so she told me to switch.”

He says, you practically glare daggers at him, but you go with it, turning back to Spencer and nodding with a smile.

“Yep, so now, you are stuck with me.”

You joke, trying to ease the dusty pink on your cheeks, and nudge him gently in the arm.

In a few minutes you muster up the courage to let your hand travel off of the counter and onto Spencer’s thigh, feeling your entire face go crimson at the feeling of the hard muscle.

He choked on his water briefly before looking at you, his eyebrows furrowing at the sight of your red face. You were trying to hide any emotion you felt out of embarrassment. 

He didn’t say anything though, you’re hand felt warm against the cool breeze of the bar, and he wasn’t opposed to your touch whatsoever.

Everyone continued talking and laughing as your hand inched upwards, and you could feel his body tense up every once in a while, and every time he did, you paused, giving him a moment to push your hand away or tell you to stop, but he didn’t. Not even when you began massaging and squeezing the muscle in your hands.

In fact, he at some point grabbed your hand and positioned it right above his own cock. You weren’t touching it yet, just hovering in slight fear.

He wants this.

You thought before slowly lowering your hand, your eyes widening at the feeling of his semi hard and fairly large cock. What the hell were you getting yourself into?

You glance at him quickly, only to find him staring straight back at you with lust lidded eyes. They were intimidating, almost scary. Usually you would have hated to be on the receiving end of this glare, but in this context, it made you feel like a match had been lit inside of you and you were just left there with a lit match inside of you.

The moment you squeezed your hands just slightly, he abruptly stood up, your hand falling from his crotch. Everyone looks at him in shock as he yanks you up.

“I need to talk to you.”

Is all he says before dragging you away. You only had a split second to turn and see the teams faces, but they were all pretty much the same. 

A shit eating smile with wiggling eyebrows.

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From the moment you were yanked into the private room with Spencer, you were super nervous. It had been years, you were inexperienced. What if he didn’t like it? What if he left because you were bad at it?

He seemed to notice your panicked state and sat you down on the bed, crouching in front of you and taking your hands in his.

“Hey, we don’t have to do this. As much as I would love to prove to you that I really am not a virgin, I don’t want you to be uncomfortable. But if you say yes, I will pillage your body to the point that you can’t walk next week.”

Well shit, now you were fully convinced and super turned on. You had thought he was vanilla, or maybe even a bottom, but oh wow you were so wrong.

“Do it.”

Those were the only two words needed for Spencer Reid to pounce, and your plane of vision was knocked over, now laying on your back as he traps you under his body. 

His lips are everywhere. They’re on yours at first, but they travel to your jaw, your neck, and his lengthy fingers work at the buttons on your dress shirt rapidly. 

“Shit Spencer...”

You whine out as he works his hands across your body. They feel like fire against your skin. His lips are wet and messy, kissing and marking your neck for the world to see.

You grip his shirt, tugging at it and opening your mouth to speak, but a moan slips out instead. You shut your eyes in embarrassment as you feel his lips curl upwards on your collarbone, the suckling feeling feeling so warm and tingly.

“What is it baby? You want me to take my shirt off? huh?”

You nod eagerly, chest rising and falling quickly as he raises his body off of yours, and you open your heavy eyes to see him strip off his shirt. He isn’t muscly, but he’s perfect, he looks perfect.

“What do you want baby?”

You stumble over your words, your mind already fuzzy somehow by just his lips.

“You. I want you. Please Spencer I want you.”

 You beg, your hands travelling up his torso and feeling his soft skin. He leans down again, towering over you and smashing his lips on your while his hands work on getting your pants off.

His lips were safe, careful. Not aggressive, and his tongue that tasted the inside of your mouth was warm and loving, savoring your taste as you whined into his.

He was smiling so widely against your skin, his pride booming at the way you reacted to his touch. He never once thought he could get you to react like this.

“You just wanted to see if I was a virgin huh? You curious?”

You nod and shake your head, confused on why you were doing this as well. You wanted this so much it almost hurt, you’ve wanted this since day one. You were also really curious as well though.

“You know what they say.”

He leans into your ear, kissing your neck and biting your ear.

“Curiosity killed the cat.”

You felt his fingers rub at your clothed pussy, your black cloth panties preventing him from fucking you with his fingers. His fingers rub against your clit, the cotton creating friction on it as well.

 “Please Spencer! Please please please!”

You beg, feeling his breath land on your cold skin in a way that felt so raw and rigid. He tugs at your panties, freeing your cunt as a finger rubs against your clit, the bundle of nerves jolting you up.

A loud moan escapes your lips as he continues circling your clit with his long fingers, His lips kissing your open ones.

Two fingers probe into you, scissoring themselves inside of you. You groan into his mouth as they curl upwards into your wet cunt.

“Shit!”

He moves his head between your thighs, licking a wet stripe up your clit, flicking it around as you moan at the sensitive feeling. It feels like electricity lighting up the sensitive nub.

A pressure builds between your legs, a spring coiling in your stomach as he suckles on your clit, fucking you fast with his fingers.

“Spencer! I’m gonna- I’m gonna cum!”

“Do it.”

It hits you like a fiery clap of thunder, the feeling so extreme and hot it almost makes you scream and you can only hope no one heard you over the music outside.

Your breathing is labored as your high dies down, but Spencer doesn’t let up, he flips you over onto your stomach, dragging you to your knees by your hips. 

“Wha-”

You get cut off by your own moan of pain, the tip of his cock slowly being pressed into your tight and wet cunt.

“It’ll get better baby, I’ll go slow, I promise. Just tell me when you want me to go, and when you want me to stop. Okay?”

You nod against the pillow under your face, tears slipping out of the corners of your eyes. A hand lands on your ass, making you yelp at the rough feeling.

“Words baby.”

You moan, palming the sheets with your fists as he pulls out completely, leaving you to feel empty.

“Okay! Please Spencer! Please I need you!”

You could practically feel his pride rolling off of him as he pushes into your sex slowly, filling you up fully. 

It’s a stinging feeling, as if you were being torn apart. But he waits, he let’s you adjust to his girthy size before moving. He really was gentle. You hadn’t expected him to be rough exactly, but he was shockingly gentle and patient.

Eventually, you got used to the feeling, it felt so satisfying as well. The feeling of being so full and warm was so pleasuring, it sent little jolts of pleasure up your spine and out your mouth, making Spencer smirk.

“You’re so tight for me. You so curious you let me fuck you huh? So eager?”

You nod, burying your face into the pillows. You want him to move, to fuck you until you break, but words won’t come out, so you move your hips forwards, letting part of him slip out of you before moving him back into your dripping cunt.

A loud groan escapes both of your lips at the feeling, his hand lands on your ass again, reddening it before taking the hint and thrusting into you carefully.

“Oh... Holy crap!”

You moan out as he continues to clench your hips, surely leaving bruises tomorrow. His thrusts remained slow and deep, but it felt just right. He let his hands wander, travelling up and down your body.

His fingers find your bra, unclipping it and letting it fall off. Your breasts move to the rhythm of his thrusts.

“Faster... Please Spencer faster!”

“What’s that my little slut? You want more? You gonna be a greedy little slut?”

You could feel your cheeks become a dark crimson color, slightly embarrassed at the degrading language he was using, but you nod nonetheless, wanting him to pound into you shamelessly.

“Very well. What a dirty slut wants, she gets.”

His pace quickens suddenly, each thrust into you sharp and hitting into you just right. Loud moans escape both yours and Spencer’s lips, the room becoming sweaty and sticky quickly.

“This want you want you whore? You just want to be fucked like a cheap whore?”

Pointless babbles fall out of your mouth, quiet “Yes” and “I’m your cheap whore” being mumbled as he pounded into from behind. 

A gasp escapes your lips as he lands another smack to your ass, leaving a burning sensation that felt so damn pleasurable after the initial sting.

A familiar pressure builds up between your thighs again, Your legs trembling under the Thunderous feeling of your orgasm washing over your entire body.

You had thought that two orgasms would have been enough for him, but he doesn’t let up, even flipping you back over and thrusting into you harder. 

“S-Spencer!”

You gasp and squirm as his fingers find your sensitive and swollen clit, pinching and rubbing it with his thumb and index finger. It felt like a wave of nerves jolting every bone, your back arching off of the cushion underneath you.

He continues pounding into you mercilessly, admiring the way your tits bounce at his pace, the way you so desperately panted for mercy, but your body betrayed you.

If you really wanted him to get off of you, you would have made it much more clear, you would have been pushing him off more, but you were more just clutching him closer than anything, wriggling your body around.

You couldn’t form any words at this point, chasing after your third orgasm endlessly. You manage to spot the hand that isn’t abusing your clit snake its way up your body, playing and pinching your nipples briefly before wrapping itself around your neck. 

Soft squeezes are delivered to your throat, making you whimper and whine, your own hands reaching his wrist for support, feeling up the vein-y muscles.

“Spencer! Spencer I’m gonna... I’m gonna cum!”

You whimper out, his hand tightens around your throat and his fingers rub your clit faster and harder, abusing the already raw nerves. 

Everything felt so overwhelming. Your body was shaking aggressively each time he rubbed your swollen nub, and the feeling of him pounding into your wet cunt repeatedly slamming your sweet spot mercilessly and choking you out at the same time was so raw and powerful. 

It felt unlike anything you’ve ever felt before. And with a broken moan, you came all over his cock, clenching around him and pushing him over the edge as well. 

He came right inside of you, riding out his high while slowing the rubs delivered to your clit. Your insides were twitching like crazy around his sensitive cock, making him groan while watching your entire body shake.

Soon after you both came, he pulled out, letting his cum drip out of you and onto the bed, pulling your body to sit up.

“Well, did I pass your test?”

You lazily nod at his question. You panted heavily, trying to chase after your breath.

“Holy shit Spencer... That was... Wow.”

He chuckled, grabbing your clothes off of the floor and placing them next to you.

“Need help cleaning up?”

You shook your head, meeting his starstruck eyes for the first time since he choked you. They were so bright, so in awe. 

“Alright, well I’m gonna head home so I don’t have to face the others. See you at work?”

“See ya.”

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Twenty minutes later, Spencer had gone home and you had finished getting all of his cum out of you, and now you were fully dressed, making your way back to the others in a shell shocked state of mind.

Everyone else was trying their hardest not to laugh at the sight of your shaky legs when you stumbled into your chair, red hickies all over your neck. You sat with a blank stare in your eyes, chugging your water.

“So?”

Morgan asked, knowing the answer already but just wanting to hear it anyways.

“You were wrong.”

You managed to mumble out. Everyone broke out laughing, even Hotch and Rossi.

You continued to eat your wings, The memory of what just happened stuck on replay in your brain.

PERMANENT TAGLIST(OPEN) @pinkdiamond1016 @spencer-reids-snow-white @sheepfather @eusuntgroot @libradolan

[obeiii-mee]

Could I request the brothers (and maybe Diavolo, if you're comfortable) reacting to a knightly/chivalrous m/c, please?

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I haven’t written Diavolo in a hot minute, I’m glad he’s being requested again. I’m guessing you mean an MC with the attributes of a knight? The same sort of mannerisms and traits and not an actual knight! MC? Lemme know if I did this ask wrong because I was low key confused lmao.

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The Brothers + Diavolo with a knightly/chivalrous MC:

Lucifer:

-He really didn’t like you upon first meeting

-He hated how he couldn’t intimidate you into not being a nuisance the way he could with most of his brothers

-But, to be honest, you had gained his respect rather early on

-I think, even though it may have annoyed him to no end, Lucifer was very fond of your bravery a lot of the times

-The way you would stand up for Mammon or that time you protected Beel and Luke from his outburst

-Courage is not a trait one would usually associate with humans, especially when more superior beings like demons are involved

-Your humility was also a characteristic of yours that he, surprisingly, was really fond of

-And your overall mercifulness was something to be congratulated as well

-I mean, him and his brothers put you through so much shit and for you to forgive and move on without an angry word at any of them kinda speaks on its own

-I think he understands, to an extent, the reason you’re so loyal to the people you care about too

-He has a certain devotion for Lord Diavolo and his brothers, more than he lets on

-To him, having someone like you around is something to be appreciated

-Because you are similar but also completely different and nothing like he deemed you to be at the beginning

-yo i think you remind him of himself back when he was angel tbh

-He’s sort of tired of saving your ass tho because you are very just, so you feel the need to help people all the time which leads to you getting involved in fights

-Bring him his 20th cup of coffee for the day please, it’s hard being a single father of 8 children (yes I’ve added Lord Diavolo he counts as one of the kids)

-He��s the definition of this incorrect quote I stumbled across a while back

- MC: “FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW!”

-Lucifer, from behind them “ Do not.”

Mammon:

-Ok so this random human comes to DevilDom and has the audacity to slap his hand away while he’s trying to steal from Diavolo’s castle????????

-“MC ya’re forgetting I’m a demon, my moral scale is wayyy different than yours-“

-“Put it back.”

-“......ok.”

-You’re coming at him with rightfulness and honor and your presence is gonna hit him like a truck

-Cuz he ain’t stealing anything when you’re around (lucifer uses this to his advantage ofc.)

-That was basically the only thing he disliked about you

-Other than that, after your first week in DevilDom, he thinks you’re a goddamn S A I N T

-Everytime you stand up for him when his brothers are being assholes-pls he melts into a puddle of goo from your perfection

-OOFFS AND ALL THOSE TIMES YOU GAVE HIM GIFTS BECAUSE GENEROSITY BBY

-Good thing he was wearing sunglasses, because holy fuck was he weeping under those Gucci shades

-He’s gonna give ya props for having the courage to stand up to him and his brothers

-Lucifer especially because big bro scary

-Think about it like this: literally every single one of them could have you seasoned and roasted for lunch, love

-And yet you still have the bravery to look them in the eye and tell them: “Ya’ll are dysfunctional as fuck and need family therapy.”

-Again, he doesn’t understand your morale, he’s the Avatar of Greed, if he sees something he likes or seems worthy of his presence, he takes it

-But with that look you’re giving him, he honestly feels so guilty he can’t help but put it back

-He also appreciates your patience with him when it comes to anything that involves him talking about his emotions and thought process

-Because at this point he is widely known as scum so-

-Ahhhh, in the end, he thinks you’re pretty badass for a human and would low key want to see you in an armour of sorts agajwhisebhwjwwhehgdhdh

-And he really likes it when you make the effort to open doors for him too but he’ll never have the nerve to admit it

Levi:

-Believe it or not, he warms up to you in less than a day...?

-It’s probably because he’s a navy commander and he’s used to having soldiers around and you sort of remind him of that

-Out of everyone, he reacts the least when he sees how you carry yourself because to him it’s second nature

-Even if he does tend to slouch most of the time

-Almost dropped to his knees and started worshiping you when you yelled at Mammon to give Levi his money back on your first day

-And then a friendship started to blossom (im not friendzoning y’all, relax)

-Levi has a tendency to just walk into your room with his laptop, point at the screen which is paused in the middle of an anime and go “Look, the protagonist is a knight. You’re also...really knightly. I like the protagonist. I, uh I like you too, I guess.”

-He loves how honest you are because he knows that no matter what you wouldn’t lie to him

-“MC, do you think I’m a yucky otaku?”

-“No.”

-“But-“

-“No.”

-“Oh ok.”

-But on the inside he’s like 🥰🥰💞💞💞💞

-I just think that a knightly MC would connect on an emotional level with Levi for a lot of reasons, idk

-He’s gonna be a sputtering mess when he realises how much effort you put into this relationship (platonic or romantic) and how loyal you are to it

-Like how you actually bother learning all of his stupid passwords because you are just as serious about them as he is

-He just crashed, give him a moment to reboot please

Satan:

-He takes a while to warm up to you because for some reason your overall demeanour reminded him of Lucifer lol

-He thought you might be just as stuck up as him

-It didn’t take him longer than a week or so to come to the sudden realisation that you are way more pleasant than his brother

-Like his daddy, you manage to earn his respect pretty quickly after that

-He just thought the way you handled everything that was thrown at you in DevilDom was very sophisticated but firm nonetheless, if that makes sense?

-Like, you weren’t itching to escalate fights or anything but your tone of voice could easily end a whole conversation if need be

-You were still a human of course, it would be real easy for some low rank demon to kidnap you or something

-But for some reason, your confidence seemed to intimidate a few of the weaker ones into leaving you alone

-Obviously, that didn’t mean you were completely safe or anything

-There were still others that could effortlessly overpower you

-Even so, Satan found it sort of reassuring that unlike some humans, you weren’t one to back down without a confrontation

-Don’t get me started on all those times you rebelled against Lucifer, because that’s what truly got him to get to know you better

-He found you pretty interesting and then that interest sort of evolved into actual fondness

-Another thing that caught his eye was that even though you have very strong feelings about justice and fairness, you are completely level headed most of the time

-And patience, while it’s something he can manage, is the one that he has been trying to control for centuries

-He learned a lot from you about behaviour, whether you intentionally taught it to him or not

-And if there is one thing Satan thinks highly of; it would be knowledge

-Therefore, from that point onward, your existence was so much more precious to him than your soul could ever be

Asmo:

-What can I say about our sweet Asmo?

-You could have the personality of a trashcan and he’d still love you

-You were so polite and honourable from the beginning to the point you managed to get the attention of the Avata of Lust himself????

-He thought you were pretty hot basically

-hoWEVER

-Your righteousness always sort of nagged him because he low-key believed Diavolo snuck in another angel into the program, I-

-And for some reason, your loyalty to everyone in general ticked him off immensely at the beginning

-Mainly because he recognised that’s one of the traits he lacks entirely and he came to the conclusion that he needs to revaluate himself on that one

-He is so desperate for your attention, he will tattle on his brothers just to get you to yell at them and then comfort him

-“MCCCCC, MAMMON STOLE MY NEWEST MAKE UP KIT AND IS ABOUT TO SELL IT ON AKUZON!”

-he is so petty istg

-Your nobility still catches him off guard every now and then

-Because you’ve been living with demons for so long and yet you’re still, theoretically speaking, pure?? get your head out of the gutter people

-He probably applauds you on the fact that you can even scare Lucifer on some occasions because imagine having a scarier death glare than the eldest prince of hell

-Asmo will personally buy you clothes that he thinks suit your “aesthetic” (wtf Asmo)

-Might’ve bought you a sword and then got shouted at by Lucifer because oops turns out it was cursed

-Again, supportive mom vibes

-“MC, do you know how stunning you look strutting around with that confidence of yours? Don’t get me started on your posTURE!”

-You pulled a chair for him once and he practically swooned lmao

Beel:

-He figures you’re really nice from the start

-Mostly because you kept running errands and opening doors for him even though he let it slip that he might lose control and eat you

-Like most brothers, he finds you comforting in a way

-Beel appreciates your honesty to him too because he can count on you to tell him when he’s doing something wrong

-And he sort of needs the validation that even though he blames himself for a lot of things that took place in the past, his brothers and you are more than ready to forgive him (even if they didn’t blame him to begin with)

-Rather than respect, Beel puts a lot of trust into you, which I would believe to be more intimate

-If it’s just the two of you hanging out, he has an easier time opening up about Lilith because he knows you would never judge him and respect his feelings enough to let him get it out of his system

-You always share your food with him and give him a bigger portion and he goes so soft-

-Like who allowed you to be this generous?

-Tbh, he thinks it’s sort of refreshing having someone like you around

-Beel has been surrounded by demons for millenniums now and he’s gotten used to their...uh ‘evilness’

-Ever since you got dropped off in DevilDom, you really stood out with your nobility and morals

-It was like a breath of fresh air in a way

-He may or may not believe you’re a good influence on his siblings-if you can even influence demons of all things

-I’m not saying he invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism, but he definitely invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism

Belphie:

-“Out of all the humans they could’ve chosen, they picked the most annoying one, oH MY FUCKING GO-I MEAN DAD-“

-You go up to the attic that one night after tricking Lucifer into vibing to some classical TSL tunes

-He spotted you and was immediately irritated

-Like, he KNEW you were going to be a pain in the ass just by judging your posture and how you carried yourself (very knightly)

-At the start, he’s even hesitant to lie to you because he had a suspicion you wouldn’t buy his bs

-(Spoiler alert: you didn’t but you went with it either way)

-It takes a while for you to forgive him when he literally fucking kills you because that was rude af but you got over it in time

-AFTER of the whole ‘Sorry-for-choking-you-can-we-be-friends-now’ incident, you still get on his nerves a lot but at this point, he believes that’s his punishment for being a murderous dickhead

-You don’t really piss him off tho, you just confuse him a lot

-Why are you so polite? You keep pulling chairs and opening doors for him??? Why are you treating him like royalty?? Stop it, he doesn’t want to be like Lord Diavolo (he def likes it when you do that)

-Pls stop dragging the poor man to breakfast, he just wants to sleep in-

-He doesn’t understand how you’re always one time for everything

-My dude tries to wake up 20 minutes early to get somewhere in time and he is still 2 hours late

-sTOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR IDEALS ONTO HIM, HE’S A LITTLE SHIT WHO ENJOYS WATCHING PEOPLE SUFFER

-All the same, you’re a very forgiving person so he’s just grateful you don’t hate him or anything

-And in the end, it doesn’t really matter how much your chivalry and righteousness and all of that pisses him off every now and then

-Because he can’t deny the fact that you brought him and his brothers the peace they needed

-And he so loves it when you and Lucifer go head to head mhmm

Diavolo:

-This big tittied man right here takes a liking to you immediately

-A couple of days in DevilDom and he’s already inviting you for tea at his castle

-You managed to befriend the prince of hell faster than the demons you live with, huh

-He’s lonely ok? He loves having people over and having cozy chitchats

-Not to mention he thinks you’re such pleasant company!

-Most demons would be afraid to even say anything in his presence but you always speak your mind while continuing to be respectful and he’s so happy, you don’t understand-

-Only demons in close relations to Diavolo like Babrbatos and Lucifer actually know how much it takes for someone to anger him

-He doesn’t take offence to much lol

-And he’s really content that you acknowledged that

-He sometimes visits you in his spare time just to talk and hang out since Lucifer is a big meanie who doesn’t want to indulge him and Barbatos is busy making him dinner >:(

-SPEAKING OF- if you and Barbatos don’t bond then i don’t know what to tell you

-I mean, you would both have so many things in common (strong sense of loyalty, honesty, just in a way etc.)

-You’re his favourite guest to have over at the palace, sorry Luci you’ve been replaced

-He genuinely finds you interesting as well so please tell him stories from the human realm!! He’s dying to learn more!

-Diavolo notices you demeanour sort of gives off warrior vibes so-

-He really considered making you into a knight bc it’s Diavolo-what he says; goes

-“I know they’re human but they’ll be fine. Look how tough they are! They managed to survive a year with you and your brothers didn’t they?”

-“My Lord, that doesn’t amount to anything, please don’t get our human killed-“

[milliumizoomi]

THAT’S YOUR CHILD, NOT MINE.

Pairings: Midoriya x Black Fem! Reader, Bakugou x Black Fem! Reader, Kaminari x Black Fem! Reader

Warnings: Crack, Slight Cursing, VV scared fathers.

A/n: I just thought about this a few days ago and thought it would be so funny so why not💀.

Manz came home so tired

Today was a tough day for him

He just wanted to shower, eat then sleep and cuddle up into you

And that was the plan

Until he walked thru the front door,,,

And heard screaming🚶🏽‍♀️

He stood there like “..wtf😀”

“Babe..!” He called out while taking his shoes off at the door

He heard another shriek and then yelling

He was literally so confused

He walked further into the house and literally when he was ‘bout to round the corner guess what he see??

He sees your kids high key beelining outta the bathroom

all 3 of them, both sons and daughter,,

the oldest being 6 which was your oldest son, then your other son was 4 and then your daughter was 1

they were all just running (and crawling) around the house naked for no god damn reason

And when he walked in the bathroom chileeeee

he found you slumped over the tub looking tired asf

“Izuku Midoriya..” you rasped out

He froze up so quick

“Y—yes my love..!” He answered

You got up and threw the towel

“Go get ya kids before I whoop they ass"

He sighed and dropped his head

“KIDS! YOUR MOTHER SAYS TO BATHE OR ELSE!” He yelled

Now the kids was jus playing but when they heard that..

Chile they couldn’t have moved quicker

Your 6 year old son picked up your daughter and practically skipped his ass to the bathroom with his brother right behind him

Now idk what he thought was gon happen

Cuz him and everybody else know y’all’s kids are demon spawns

With his 6 year old daughter and son mmcht.

And he thought it wouldn’t be a problem to just leave you alone wit them

Without saying a god damn thang

Like fr you turned around to ask this man for sumn and he was gone

You was ready to beat his ass

And at this point ya kids too

Cuz they was running around with they nappy head and crust still in they eyes

And you was sitting here trying to catch they bad asses

It ain’t help either that they was using they quirks to run from you

“Lord Jesus don’t make me commit murder in this house” you said to yourself.

You decided you was gon call their father cuz you wasn’t gon put up wit this

When he answered,, nigga ain’t get one word in before shit started happening again

“Katsuki get yo ass home and take care of your kids before I buss they lil hard ass heads open”

He then heard the screams of the twins in the background playing and laughing

“Damn it fine I’m coming” he said gruffly

He moved so fast cuz he knows you don’t have patience when the kids act like this

Maneee he came home with the speed and swooped them kids up so fast

“You know your mother is crazy why the hell are you two provoking her?!” He said

“We didn’t wanna go to mommy!” Your daughter said

“Nigga bathe them yourselves ‘cause they testin’ my patience” you said as you walked away to the kitchen

Bakugou just shook his head and laughed at you

“You see what you two little bad asses did? You better go tell her your sorry after I’m done” he said gruffly

They jus made up they faces like he be doing as Bakugou took them to the bedroom.

MANEE KAMINARI AINT NO HELP SOMETIMES

Hell he’d be screaming for his own life when you get mad

So basically them kids on they own

Chile you was trying to feed your 4 month and 3 year old sons

And they don’t got a speck of seriousness in them for nothing

Even if they little mannn with Kami personality in them they for sure don’t take shit seriously at all

So that’s how your kitchen table and the wall next you is full of baby food, mashed potatoes and chicken gravy

You was so mad

“DENKI KAMINARI!!” You screamed in frustration.

My man came galloping down hall at the sound of his full name

“BABE?! WHAT’S WRONG?! AM I IN TROUBLE?” he screeched while turning the corner, going into the kitchen

“No but your sons boutta make me rip my hair out..” you told him, leaning back in your chair

“My sons?” He questioned, walking into the room

“Yes your sons. They acting like you right now so no these ain’t my kids,, they yours” you say looking up at him

You turn to see both of them bobbing their little heads of blonde hair and giggling

“Babe please feed them.. cuz if they slap these spoons outta my hand one more time—“

“Ok ok calm down I’ll feed them! Go wash off” he cuts you off and says before you can say anything else

You nod and get up and kiss him then walk away

Kaminari turns and looks at the boys

“You like making life difficult for mommy don’t you?” He says while laughing

The boys giggled

He laughed with them then sat down at the table

“Don’t worry I do too!” He laughed

“I HEARD THAT!” you called out

“SORRY MAAM!” Denki cried, not wanting to get in trouble with you

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