#you cannot TELL ME that he wouldn't be cringy and awkward and overly eager in the berth

[dragqueenstarscream]

What would TFA Bumblebee be into in terms of kinks/fetishes?

oh this dumbass is such a cringey degenerate, i'm gonna have fun with him!

disclaimer before i go any further: tfa bumblebee is an adult, you will not change my mind, and if you try to change my mind or make me out to be some terrible person because of it, i will point and laugh at you.

anyway!

- i don't think he really has a label for himself when it comes to the berth. top? bottom? dom? sub? it doesn't really matter to him. he's more focused on experimenting and enjoying himself than giving himself a label.

- because he spends so much time on the internet, this bot knows waaaaaay too much about kinks which most people wouldn't dare talk about in public without fear of being called disgusting. it's not constantly on his processor, obviously, but don't be surprised if he tries to pull some hentai bullshit in the berth.

- the one thing he will openly admit to is that he's seriously into having a partner who can kick his aft. whether that be a human with a domineering personality and a metric fuckton of attitude or a bot significantly stronger than he is, he'd love to be bossed around by someone who loves him.

- you know the discord kitten gamer girl stereotype? this bot pioneered it. idc if tfa released in 2007. he likes the thought of someone who will both dress all cute and sexy for him AND help him kick ass in competitive games. the same goes in reverse, too. he'll dress in a skirt, thigh highs, and hatsune miku crop top for you. he doesn't care. he finds it hot.

- overstimulation is one of his favorite things. he doesn't care how it happens, with himself or with you. sensory deprivation, using toys, marathon sex, it doesn't matter. he wants to feel like he's made of rubber by the end of the night, and if you want him to return the favor, he'll do so with gusto.