#you'd think he'd be grateful for both of them identifying with nicknames (jace and sebastian) but nooooo
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Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"
#you'd think he'd be grateful for both of them identifying with nicknames (jace and sebastian) but nooooo#he wants to call both of them jonathan#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunters#tsc#the mortal instruments#valentine morgenstern#jace herondale#sebastian morgenstern
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Bonus points for him sending his good son away because he was too good
Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"
#then he traumatized him for life by faking his death a second time#as if faking his death the first time wasn't bad enough#you'd think he'd be grateful for both of them identifying with nicknames (jace and sebastian) but nooooo#he wants to call both of them jonathan#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunters#tsc#the mortal instruments#valentine morgenstern#jace herondale#sebastian morgenstern
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