#you'd think he'd be grateful for both of them identifying with nicknames (jace and sebastian) but nooooo
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tiredandoptimistic · 6 months ago
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Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"
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kthfairchild · 5 months ago
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Bonus points for him sending his good son away because he was too good
Absolutely nothing beats Valentine's parenting strategy of "this is my good son who I keep in the house and my evil son who I keep in the shed. They're both named Jonathan"
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