#you're a DOCTOR‼‼‼

[gooberdotnet]

she did it again.

Sapnut update: he's now a single father and the medicine cat has been asking him out and getting rejected every month for three months. his mate died three months ago and I'm starting to suspect the medicine cat of foul play.

and get this, that's not even the end of the drama, I haven't even told you about the whole romance novel that is the relationship between the deputy and her on-and-off wife.

this is Sapnut's baby btw

her name is Nettlekit and I love her.

i just want you to know that i fucking love sapnut and his baby and i’m living for the drama.

[divorcingjimmatthews]

imagine helping jade after he gets out of the town ‼ (AU — jade x gn reader)

honoring my initial theory where i really thought if someone got out in s2 it would be jade?? for no reason other than being unable to think of anything but jade. reader has the honor of having been jade's one and only semi stable relationship in his whole life...! good for them...? so rambly i hope it makes sense 🙏

jade waking up in the hospital and doubting that any of it was even real

you rushing in as soon as you got the call — holy shit he's okay ??

"why did you keep me as an emergency contact when we broke up three years ago" "you always knew what to do when things got rough" this idiot why does he always know exactly what to say istg

you trying not to let it show how much him going missing affected you even after all that time, and failing

just holding his hand out of habit and him grabbing yours like his life depends on it

you've always known how to make him feel better, so now is not the time to worry about how you ended. you'll have all the time in the world to be angry—later

"jade, hey—it's okay. you're okay" you tell him, stroking his face and his hair. you smile a bit. you'd only seen his hair like that in pictures from his college years

seeing you there feels like a nightmare just ended. jesus—had he been lying to himself all this time? was this really how badly he had missed you?

"please let's go home"

you don't know how to break it to him that he has to see a lot more doctors before that's an option, but your apologetic smile gives him an idea

"i'm going to stay here, okay? to pass the time maybe you can tell me where the hell you've been"

from the way you asked, it sounded like you thought whatever happened had been a choice. god, if only you knew

if only you knew. if you knew, would you believe him?

would anyone?

panic

"no. no, no, no, i have to—i have to get out of here"

"jade—jade!"

you manage to hold him down to the bed and push the button to call a nurse. they usher you out of the room, and the next time you see him...

well, he looks tired. even more tired. he doesn't even take his eyes off the ceiling when you sit by his bed

"please let's go home"

you hold his hand and nod. you'll find some way

once his uncle gets there, it's him who takes care of things. it's your first time meeting him in person, and he doesn't look half as thrilled as he should

maybe that's just normal after two consecutve flights. or maybe he had been mentally spending his nephew's money in the time he had been missing

jade texting you once he's at his uncle's and you not knowing if he ever got all the worried text and voicemails you left him when he went missing

"did you get my texts" "nope" <- (complete and utter lies. he listens to the voicemails every night)

he never talks about where he's been. but he makes odd requests sometimes. can you look up this address and see what you find? can you call this phone number and tell me if it's an old lady who picks up?

it looks like he's researching something, but what?

it's weird to see him like that. he's always been an open book and now you've got no idea of what's going through his head

but you can tell that he's scared. one wrong move and he'll be written off as insane. and the dozens of reporters trying to get an exclusive for his story certainly don't help

when you see him in person again he looks a lot more like himself, having trimmed his beard and his hair and dressed in some of his own clothes. it only makes his odd behavior stand out more

eventually you sit him down. you can't help him unless he tells you how to help

"jade. please. you need to tell me where you've been"

he nods

maybe at the very least you'll get him to tell you why he nearly tackled you when you tried to open a window to let in some fresh air during the night

[putschki1969]

2024/04/10 Blog post by Wakana おしゃべりガーデン第8回目‼︎〜ガーデン史上最長の回が誕生しました〜

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Talk Garden Vol.8!! ~The Longest Episode in the History of My Garden~

Wakana's Talk Garden Vol.8 has just been uploaded! This time, I abandonded the idea of a strict topic (the presents are also on hold for the time being☆), and instead, I wanted to do a sort of extra edition where you could send me all of your questions for me. I was very determined to read as many messages as possible! And as a result...the podcast ended up being over an hour long!! 😂🤣Sorry!! *laughs* I didn't edit it at all so you get to listen to everything🤣Everyone, please take your time and check it out＼＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／／

I'd like to post some photos of the things I talked about in the podcast! This here is the whiskey which I always use to make highballs🥃Looks cute together with Tet. Next up are my training items. A FLOWIN training mat with pads. Apparently, professional footballer Yūto Nagatomo ⚽️ also uses them. Next are my voice training companions. These are textbooks for voice lessons. They are incredibly helpful. This is already my second Concone book. Then we have this English chat app. Here you can see Teacher Susan (AI). She says a lot of difficult things that I struggle to understand. Finally, these are my hair care and makeup products. I use most of them daily, depending on my mood. I mainly go for the pink one in the middle. And these are my latest top makeup products. The yellow ones look so cute. I bought the star-shaped shiny silver one to apply some of it to my décolletage at the Ghibli concert but then I completely forgot to do it.

All right. that's about it! If I wasn't able to convey my answers properly during the podcast, please check out the pictures here for reference !(I'm not very good at explaining)

Thank you so much for all the messages! 🤗

If there's anything else you'd like to ask me, please feel free to write it in the comment section of this blog post or along with your message for the next talk topic o(^▽^)o

Speaking of which, the next talk topic for the episode on May 10th will focus on two things since my concert "Wakana 5th Anniversary Live ~The "VOICE" Stories~" is just two days after that and May 12th also happens to be Mother's Day, so I'd like to hear about both the concert as well as everyone's mothers🤔Therefore, the next talk topic is: ・Stories about your mother ・Your routine on the day of a live ・Things you're looking forward to at the concert

I know, I'm greedy😂You can choose your favourite topic and narrow it down to one or you can write something for all of them!! I'll be waiting for your submissions~~!! !! !! !! !!

Well, that's it for today! Until next time~☆( '▽')/

＊＊＊Wakana＊＊＊

2024/04/28 Blog post by Wakana 会報続編‼︎春の訪れとあなたとの出逢い〜薬局編〜

FC Bulletin Sequel‼︎ Arrival of Spring & Meeting You〜Pharmacy Edition〜

This is a continuation from the Talk Corner in the latest issue of my fan club bulletin. My diagnosis story ended with me visiting an ENT specialist due to a feeling of pressure in my ears. There, I ended up receiving a shocking diagnosis from the doctor that I might be experiencing hay fever😇 Unable to accept this sudden reality, I grabbed my prescription and headed to the pharmacy, feeling anxious. When I entered the pharmacy feeling depressed, I was greeted by two female pharmacists with kind smiles.

Pharmacist 1 (hereinafter referred to as Pharma1): "This is a prescription for an allergy medicine. Do you suffer from hay fever?" Wakana (hereinafter referred to as W): "Yes…it seems like I'm making hay fever debut..." Pharma1+Pharma2: (with a big smile in unison) "Ohhh! Welcome to our world! \(^o^)／" 😂 Pharma1: "Don't worry. It will go away if you take this medicine. Also, the doctor didn't prescribe anything strong so I don't think you're struggling with serious symptoms." Pharma2: "These days, there are many ways to deal with hay fever so you really don’t need to worry!" W: "Thank you…😭" (What a relief *sobs* Along with the pressure in my ears, I sometimes got itchy eyes. I had been prescribed eye drops, but the pharmacists told me there was a ``eye drop-type eye wash'' that they recommended. I asked them to introduce it to me. ) Pharma1: "Well, that girl from one of the something-something~zaka bands is doing a commercial for it." Pharma2: "That’s right, the one from the ~Zaka group!." Pharma1: "What's their name again? There are too many already!" Pharma2: "Hmm, yes, I wonder which group it was…" W: " Ugh, sorry, I'm not familiar with the group...'' (← I wasn't able to follow their conversation and had to give a vague answer. The two of them kept trying to remember the group's name instead of trying to figure out the girl's name from the commercial. By the way, the correct answer was Erika Ikuta from the first group, Nogizaka46.)

This is the eyewash that was recommended. In the morning, usuallly use something else to wash my eyes but the two pharmacists said this eye wash was even better😳 Now, after washing my face in the morning and before putting in my contacts, I always use this "Well Wash EYE"! ←It kind of looks like in the commercial. Of course, you can also use it as a sort of eye drop when you are out and about, so I keep it in my bag 😊

Anyway, I was very anxious about experiencing my very first hay fever, but thanks to the two kind pharmacists my future is looking bright! ! 😊 . . . . As for my current condition, I think the hay fever has completely gone away🤣🤣🤣 I no longer need to take allergy medicine every night 😂 Sometimes my eyes mysteriously swell, when I went to the allergist, I was prescribed the same medicine as last time, so I think I'll keep it on hand in case something flares up again. It was a short experience with hay fever...🥺😂 However, it may be a seasonal thing and the symptoms may appear again in the future! If that happens, I will remember those kind pharmacists and get through it! ! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

Now, I'll post some pictures from the "Selfie Challenge" that I talked about in my last "Talk Garden" episode! [Note: A fan asked her to post more pictures of herself on Instagram since it's mostly flowers and the sky XD] Ughhh, it's so difficult... I don't even know what to do with my face. This is clearly the face of someone who has been completely defeated... The road to selfies is rough *laughs*😂 I'll continue to do my best so please support me! ! 🥺🥺✨

So, that’s it for today! Everyone, please enjoy Golden Week ~ ＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ Until next time~ ☆( *'▽'*)/

＊＊＊Wakana＊＊＊

Wakana’s Talk Garden #8

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Vol 8 Topic “Anything you'd like to ask Wakana” Someone asked Wakana about her weight. To be honest, I've always been curious about that as well (especially since Keiko started talking so openly about her weight and different diets) but I would have never found the courage to actually ask her about it. Unfortunately, Wakana is not nearly as willing to share this sort of stuff with us. She says she is a bit embarrassed and would rather not talk about it but for the past five years, she has roughly been the same weight. Another interesting snippet: Her favourite movie is Interstellar, her favourite actors are Haruka Ayase and Takao Osawa

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『Wakana 5th Anniversary Live ～The “VOICE” Stories～』 FC Tokuten

Fan club members who have tickets for both performances of "Wakana 5th Anniversary Live ~The "VOICE" Stories~" will receive a commemorative postcard autographed by Wakana!! Please stop by the fan club booth at the collection time listed below.

[Details for FC Tokuten] Date: May 12, 2024 Place of collection: Fan club booth at I'M A SHOW Time of collection: 13:00-14:00, 14:45-15:30/18:15-19:00 How to redeem the tokuten: Your tickets (or QR code) and membership ID will be checked.

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『Wakana 5th Anniversary Live ～The “VOICE” Stories～ After Talk Event』

A fan club exclusive live stream will be held to reflect on the May 12 concert. After the 5th anniversary band live, Wakana will look back on the live and share her thoughts on it. The broadcast will be enjoyable not only for those who attended the live but also those who couldn't make it. Be sure to watch this FC-exclusive live stream!

‖Event details Botanical Land FC Exclusive Wakana 5th Anniversary Live ~The "VOICE" Stories~ After Talk Event Date: May 17, 2024 Time: 19:00- Appearing artist: Wakana

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[starriniqhts]

HIIIU !!! YES, WE'LL YAP EVERYWHERE 😋 FR LIKE CRUSH IS JUST 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ AND YES, WHEN CRUSH DROPPED THEY LIKED IT like ik a bop when i see (HEAR!!) one !! TAKE MY HAND IS JUST cheffs kiss. not even gonna lie.. i didn't like it at first but ONE DAY IT JUST SPOKE TO ME LIKE URE SO REAL FOR THAT CUZ THAT'S LEGIT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. like now when i just hear its intro i 💥💥 MHM. FR THE QUEEN OF THE ZB1 ALBUMS LIKE YOUTH IN THE SHADE IS JUST THAT ALBUM ‼ SOBBING CUZ EVEN I STRUGGLE TO HAVE A FAV ZB1 SONG (i even used that fav zb1 song website... i struggled so bad) but maybe.. our season i cant replace my #1 👑 and i.. take my hand.. NEW KIDZ ON THE BLOCK ONE OF MY OGS !!! feel the pop.. sundsy ride.. good so bad.. doctor doctor.. blue omg. AND THERES MORE. its just that what i love ab zb1 is their songs r so CATCHY like one listen and ure HOOKED. it'll be stuck on ur head (esp their main tracks 🔥) AND FOR ME BND SONGS R THE SAME. I ALSO CAME ACROSS THE FAV BND SONG WEBSITE and yeah.. i struggled as well like i cannot choose. BUT !!! i have no fav album omg I LOVE ALL SM i feel connected to all songs 😭 BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE MY FAV OF ALL.. its gonne be like zb1.. i LOVE SERENADE (actually the whole who album atp) CRYING 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ GONNA BE A ROCK OH I LOVE IT SM OUR. OUR!!! OUR.. 😍 20 omg 20 BUT WAIT EWF no DEAR. MY DARLING ok THE LIST GOES ON...

ME TOO BUT I HAVENT EXACTLY BEEN LISTENING ON BLUE PARADISE, HOPING TO LOOP IT SOON (ONLY IF I STOP LOOPING BND'S PLAYLIST INSTEAD HELP)

YAYY once a crush enthusiast, always a crush enthusiast 😔😔 YESSS it just clicks ‼️‼️ real 😭 but wait what's the fav zb1 song website?? (and for bnd too bc you mention this later too??) NEW KIDZ ON THE BLOCK!! tbh i felt like how you did initially for take my had but now i love it 😔 FEEL THE POP!! DOCTOR DOCTOR!! somehow i feel like we have two different tastes when it comes to music LOLL but it works we match bc when combined we basically cover the entire discography LOLL SO TRUEEE like the songs are so well made and sang like... it's kind of impossible to not find something that you like and then it just. stays with you !! main tracks absolutey cook they're geniuses 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ REALLL bnd songs are just so youth coded 😭😭 the entire who album is so so real but YESS our queen serenade 😔😔 CRYING IS SO REALLLL when it first came out i was literally just listening to crying on loop for time i swear 😭😭 GONNA BE A ROCK IS MY QUEEN !! i love love love that song so so much like. i think that song could be my entire identity 😔 OURR URR U R!!! 20 !! ewf!!! dear my darling!!!!! i love all those so much... you're right we can't choose. 😭😭 and wait that's so real 😭😭

[balkanlila]

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[sobeksewerrat]

hi so I took a break from reading but now I'm back! Then I got another headache so I'm not.

First of all, i love love love the rest of the conversation beyond this. Holmes and Watson truly do feel like like they're close friends, Johnlock biases aside. Watson wanting to knock down Holmes a few pegs but also being eager to praise him will never not be funny (and a bit endearing) to me like damn. You can tell, regardless of whether or not it's romantic, that he truly does love Holmes. And his genuine interest in everything Holmes says makes me crazy like. Damn. They're the yapper/listener duo ever.

also I neglected to mention this earlier but Watson's concern with his drug habits....it. I have thoughts. Mushy thoughts. Cannot get them into words at the moment.

also also Watson lore drop ‼‼‼ did not expect him to be a younger sibling ill tell ya that. Tho I now really wish we got to see him and Harry interact like wtmf you can't just give him a brother and not give us any of his thoughts regarding him AT LEAST wtf doyle

also also also we're mentioning Watson's injuries! WOOOHOOOO!! I'm just happy it got addressed that they're affecting him we got none of that in study iirc or at least nothing regarding the physical injuries

and Holmes apologising after hurting Watson's feelings with his deduction about his brother? Damn i- that's doing things to my heart I can't fully process like. Wow. And "my dear doctor" like EXCUSE ME??? How am I meant to be normal about this somebody please tell me

By the way, whilst I am very much a Johnlock shipper, I love love love Mary Morstan. And JohnMary too. Watson has two hands. Bisexuality and polyamory are cool I think. Multishipping is great.

though I do have to admit that he very much seems way more infatuated with Holmes like yeah he does think she's gorgeous but compared to his descriptions of Holmes-

And honestly that last self deprecating bit in chp 2 with Watson breaks my heart like no bbg you're awesome she'll like you

"Yes, indeed," said I, cordially. "I was never so struck by anything in my life. I even embodied it in a small brochure with the somewhat fantastic title of 'A Study in Scarlet.'" He shook his head sadly. "I glanced over it," said he. "Honestly, I cannot congratulate you upon it. Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid." "But the romance was there," I remonstrated. "I could not tamper with the facts." "Some facts should be suppressed, or at least a just sense of proportion should be observed in treating them. The only point in the case which deserved mention was fhe curious analytical reasoning from effects to causes, by which I succeeded in unraveling it." I was annoyed at this criticism of a work which had been specially designed to please him.

EXFUCKINGSCUSE ME??? I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DR JOHN WATSON YOU AINT FOOLING NO ONE!!

"""But the romance was there""" the fact that I can't tell whether he was talking about Jefferson and Lucy or him and Sherlock says a lot I think. Also I doubt he'd even really care enough to describe it as romantic.

AND MY GOD SHERLOCK LEGIT DESCRIBES IT AS A FUCKING LOVE STORY WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I AM ONTO YOU

"specially designed to please him" just say you're married oh my god what the hell

Yk I got into Sherlock Holmes with the expectation that I will ship Johnlock, but I legit thought I'd have to read in between the lines and extrapolate and shit but nah what the music fuck is this. This is chapter one of Sign. What the hell. I'll update this with more homosexual activity soon

(can't take a photo so I had to type it out rip)

[snobgoblin]

The band helping with shots pls? 🥺

ofc bestie

GORILLAZ HELPING YOU WITH YOUR T IMAGINES ‼

2-D: His hands are really shaky and he keeps messing up. His bad eyesight doesnt help. Oh have mercy. Your poor poor skin. After he's jabbed you like 8 times he finally gets it, then gives you a fuckin uhh Minions bandaid or something and buys you a lollipop because that's what doctor's do right? He feels really bad for jabbing you and keeps asking if you're okay for hours

Murdoc: He's a doctor so he's actually really good at it. You thought you shouldn't have trusted him with it, but he knows exactly what he's doing and has a slight professionalism about him. The vibe of which is immediately thrown off by a crude joke that he laughs at for two long so he's just stuck you laughing like a maniac. RIP soldier. Also he keeps trying to scare you like sometimes he'll gasp like he fucked up even if he didn't just to get a rise out of you

Russel: He doesn't quite know how to handle a needle, so he tries to learn ahead of time what to do and what not to do. He's very careful not to hurt you. Very gentle, reassuring. Always makes you your favourite meal afterward. Also, he keeps track of when your next dose is even if you forget. He relies on routines like that. Sometimes he gets paranoid that a chunk of the needle broke off in you and keeps asking you about it

Noodle: Scarily efficient. It's in and out before you know it and she doesn't say a word. She's just really focused. Until she hears you yelp. Then she's convinced she did it wrong and refuses to do it again for fear of hurting you

Ace: Oh my poor sweet friend do not entrust him with this. He fuckin shanks you with it and forgets to even put the medicine in, then rips it out and acts like he really helped you out. Tells everyone he's done a public service and he's a really good guy and he's practically a doctor afterward

[rhymingtree]

What's the best way to spend a Sunday?

Crying over fictional characters LET'S GOOOO

THEY DID THE DO

Boone's been getting it left and right since day one...

Oh, they were loud loud. Damn... wonder if anyone in the compound her and her New York while they were at it...

You know what maybe that's a question I'd rather never be answered.

Johnson expected to win…

Thank God we know that he does, too.

Damn, Delphine sounds like she's down bad... so Bardot's really good in bed, huh?

I don't blame her, if I were her I'd be asking Boone to marry me on the spot

EW MANETTE GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S BUSINESS

Shit I forgot this was the mob.

Oof, so that pill wasn't just any party drug...

NO NOT THE GHOST VISIONS

Was this what you were talking about when you said the opening was sad?

Those flashbacks got me thinking, when Duke was 'spying' on Ghost and Bucky in New Eden, and she was super protective of Bucky to the point of physically attacking Duke, did that remind him of when she was in the hospital after being found in the desert?

Did she have the same look on her face?

Why do I put myself in harm's way like this

ooh, breakfast...

The dynamic between Christopher and Zac is precious...

“Too many people. Bad music. Americans have terrible taste.”

I'm sorry to say I agree.

Ah, so Christopher already knows how to solve it... damn. Must be a bit tempting to drop a hint for Zac.

BELOV TO THE RESCUE AISOHEFOF

ARI YES TELL JESSE TELL HER WHAT YOU FOUND

TELL HER ABOUT ‼THE WHITE MAN IN A WHITE VAN‼

The bilingual panic of suddenly losing control of your words and switching to your mother tongue to rapidly start fumbling so that even the people who speak the same language has no idea what you're saying...

Same, Ari. Same.

Frazier. His name is Frazier. I hate that I remember

Jesse didn't see that coming?

NO ONE SAW THIS COMING?

TURNER IS RUNNING AGAINST THE MOB'S PUPPET, PUTTING HIM (AND HIS FRICKING FAMILY) IN DANGER AND NO ONE SAW THIS COMING?

��👄👁 ok

POWERHOUSE- OH SHIT RAFFA

It's all coming together...... *happy squirrel noises*

THEY FOUND BOONE OK OK

Time for the sad

little sister... Excuse me while I cry

My mind is evil... went straight to the final chapter of Red Room. Very comforting scenes...

Hearing Raf be called Doctor Mendez makes me unreasonably happy. It's like when Bucky was called Sergeant Barnes on TFATWS... it makes me smile

Jack and me have the same bewildered expression on our faces right now

I mean, I knew Raf was smart, he's a doctor after all... but seeing the doctor side of him... is amazing

PROPS TO YOUR WRITING DARKE THESE FUCKING CHARACTERS!!!!!

Raf was so amazing that Jack forgot he was in love with Duke

oh now he remembers, mkay.

Doped up Boone is funnier than it should be

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH AT THEIR SUFFERING DARKE

I don't know what to do, do I laugh at Jack's fixation on Duke's lip bite or do I laugh at doped up Boone

I choose to laugh at both

A short reprieve brought to us by ✨Duke's homegrown tomatoes✨

Now back to doped up Boone sadness

NO BOONE YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS A BOX OF ROCKS YOU'RE A GENIUS DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT YOU PLEASE

I want to reach in through the fourth wall and hug her and give her my bowl of ice cream... because I am currently reading this crying into a bowl of ice cream

NEA AND NIA COME TO SAVE THE DAY make me even sadder

Boone throughout season two: needs a massive selfcare day

Christopher throughout season two: also needs a massive selfcare day

Duke behind the scenes: buying the two of them facemasks, scented candles, a shit ton of snacks and wondering if they need group counselling

Jack: quietly following Duke in the supermarket as he debates on getting aloe vera face masks when he can just make those himself from the ones in his garden (because he likes watching Duke gardening in the morning and knows everything he's growing)

Anyways

“Head hurts, gotta work,” she responded quickly, ducking into her office and slamming the door.

“I don’t think that’s how that works,” Zac murmured under his breath.

Dangit you made me laugh again

I've been thinking more and more about it, because Boone reminds me a lot of the people I met in class, how all of my friends are practically overachievers but are so quick to shoot themselves down at every opportunity. We're all open with each other, and it's safe to say we're all broken in our own ways.

Boone's a lot like them. They've all done so much, they're all so smart and so accomplished and they're aware that they're great, but they're also their worst critics.

And whenever they know they're too tired, their first instinct is to work and get shit done and distract themselves from pain even though they know they can't ignore it.

The most successful people are the broken ones

K anyways

Shit, she's going to go see Ghost, isn't she?

Shit...

— “Ah!” Boone sighed, lifting her drink toward (F/N), “To new friends then!” —

— “To friends!” —

I think you can hear the sound of my heart breaking from across the world.

I can feel Ari's anxiety in my bones right now...

Ew, social interaction and questionably sanitized surfaces. I feel you Ari...

RAF JOIJGOJIDSGGIEJ

“What?” He snapped, his lips curling skeptically as he looked at her, “Girl, what do you want me to do? I’m a doctor!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Raf is a mood

oh, nice a flashback. Thanks for reminding me that we still don't know what Ari found that got him in that situation... so...

He seems to be really good at finding things he isn't meant to see...

Hopefully he doesn't get his head cut off by the mob or something

OH CONTEXT CLUES WE'RE GETTING CONTEXT CLUES

Did Ari find a bioweapon? Like the one in Paris

WAIT HE DID OH MY GOD HE FOUND A BIOWEAPON

AM I GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS OR AM I READING TOO MUCH INTO IT

Zac yes hi hello please calm me down

Oh shit I just remembered about how years from now, he's gonna learn how to use a gun

He doesn't seem like the betraying type but then again neither is Danny

OH MY GOD HE GOT IT

DID HE GET IT

I THINK HE GOT IT

DID BOONE JUST GIVE IT TO HIM OR- WHAT IS GOING ON

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE PLOT OF SHERLOCK S2EP1

I WATCHED THAT SHOW A DOZEN TIMES AND I DIDN'T GET IT!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? I READ THOSE BOOKS AND I DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT

I AM SCREAMING

I am... ✨a disappointment✨

OH MY GOD HE DID IT

ZAC I AM SO PROUD OF YOU MSFLSGJILRGSJIG

Look at Boonie and Christopher watching him go like they're watching their baby take his first steps

He's the only one. Damn right he is!!!!

HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT IKNGOIJSRGIPOGJRSIOI

THE FIRST MEMBER IS IN. HE WAS THE FIRST ONE.

I still can't believe I spent all that time watching Sherlock over and over again, only for it to fly past me so many times...

Oh shit

Time for more sad. My favorite part...

I just can't wait for when Ghost wakes up and it all comes back to her... I just... Can't. Fucking. Wait.

Oh another end creds scene.... oooh

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE GONNA GO AFTER THEIR FAMILY

HOW DID THEY NOT CONSIDER THIS HAPPENING

Aaaanywaaays

I had a really long day, with the schoolyear coming to a head and all my professors suddenly being in the mood to torture their students again, this chapter just made my whole entire day. I really thought I was gonna feel more sad about it, but no.

Zac did it. He got in. And I couldn't be happier.

I can't wait for the next episode, and I also can't wait for BS:A... the gala... the 🌶🌶🌶

It's all so fricking exciting and I can't wait for your writing to break the last few pieces of my heart even more....

THE SOLDIER & THE SPY

SEASON 2 : EPISODE 6 — THE APPRENTICE

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“Eyes on Glitch,” he said, glancing over his shoulder and putting his pistol back in its holster. Belov knelt down, his eyes flicking quickly over Boone.

She was wearing the same dress she had been the night before but her hair was a mess and her makeup was smudged. She was rocking slightly, staring into the distance as goosebumps pricked at her skin.

“Беда?” He asked, slowly reaching out to her, “What happened?”

Boone didn’t answer, continuing to look blankly ahead of her. Belov placed a gentle hand on her knee, wincing back as she jumped away from him with a yelp. He pulled away from her, a frown stretching across his face as he moved so she was looking at him.

“Беда, it's me. What's going on?” He asked softly, his brows furrowing as she stared through him, “Посмотри на меня, сестричка—” Look at me, little sister.

He paused, the words pouring from his mouth before he could stop them.

Little sister.

— “Прости, Кристофер. Ты не должен был возвращаться.” I'm sorry, Christopher. You shouldn't have come back. —

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Hello Rhymie!!!!!! @rhymingtree

What's the best way to spend a Sunday?

Crying over fictional characters LET'S GOOOO

🖤🖤🖤

THEY DID THE DO

Boone's been getting it left and right since day one...

she really has

Oh, they were loud loud. Damn... wonder if anyone in the compound her and her New York while they were at it...

Stark sound-proofed the room after the thought of Brutasha together grossed him out

You know what maybe that's a question I'd rather never be answered.

i mean, they mighta heard something if they past by the door at the right time 😏

Johnson expected to win…

Thank God we know that he does, too.

🖤🖤🖤

Damn, Delphine sounds like she's down bad... so Bardot's really good in bed, huh?

Anybody boone's ever flirted with is down bad, let's be real

EW MANETTE GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S BUSINESS

😈😈😈

Was this what you were talking about when you said the opening was sad?

yes

Those flashbacks got me thinking, when Duke was 'spying' on Ghost and Bucky in New Eden, and she was super protective of Bucky to the point of physically attacking Duke, did that remind him of when she was in the hospital after being found in the desert?

oh i didn't even think about that but yes. He hadn't seen those eyes in years and it made him sick

The dynamic between Christopher and Zac is precious...

i love them so much

“Too many people. Bad music. Americans have terrible taste.”

I'm sorry to say I agree.

same

Ah, so Christopher already knows how to solve it... damn. Must be a bit tempting to drop a hint for Zac.

he's boonie's apprentice, it was one of his tests after she taught him to borrow from billionaires and hack corporations

TELL HER ABOUT ‼THE WHITE MAN IN A WHITE VAN‼

The bilingual panic of suddenly losing control of your words and switching to your mother tongue to rapidly start fumbling so that even the people who speak the same language has no idea what you're saying...

lol

Frazier. His name is Frazier. I hate that I remember

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jesse didn't see that coming?

NO ONE SAW THIS COMING?

listen, besides Boone, Duke, and Turner, nobody knows that Lawrence is a rat

POWERHOUSE- OH SHIT RAFFA

It's all coming together...... *happy squirrel noises*

*they're* all coming together

My mind is evil... went straight to the final chapter of Red Room. Very comforting scenes...

that's exactly what i was going for

Hearing Raf be called Doctor Mendez makes me unreasonably happy. It's like when Bucky was called Sergeant Barnes on TFATWS... it makes me smile

same tho

I mean, I knew Raf was smart, he's a doctor after all... but seeing the doctor side of him... is amazing

I love him so much

PROPS TO YOUR WRITING DARKE THESE FUCKING CHARACTERS!!!!!

thank you 🖤 i'm so glad y'all love them as much i do

Raf was so amazing that Jack forgot he was in love with Duke

he wasn't expecting his ditzy ass to actually be a good doctor

Doped up Boone is funnier than it should be

she's hilarious

I don't know what to do, do I laugh at Jack's fixation on Duke's lip bite or do I laugh at doped up Boone

both, both is good

I choose to laugh at both

yeesssssss good choice

A short reprieve brought to us by ✨Duke's homegrown tomatoes✨

mannnn i just wanna sit in his garden and steal cherry tomatoes while he's not looking

I want to reach in through the fourth wall and hug her and give her my bowl of ice cream... because I am currently reading this crying into a bowl of ice cream

ohhhh ice creammmmmmmm

Boone throughout season two: needs a massive selfcare day

Christopher throughout season two: also needs a massive selfcare day

they really do

Duke behind the scenes: buying the two of them facemasks, scented candles, a shit ton of snacks and wondering if they need group counselling

lol yesssssssss. He'd get facemasks, boone's fave movie, cook belov's fave meal, light candles and they'd snack all night together and then come to the decision that they def need to go see Dr. Lee asap

Jack: quietly following Duke in the supermarket as he debates on getting aloe vera face masks when he can just make those himself from the ones in his garden (because he likes watching Duke gardening in the morning and knows everything he's growing)

ahhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

Duke likes watching Jack's butt when he goes running

Jack likes watching Duke's big hands be so gentle when he's tending his garden

“Head hurts, gotta work,” she responded quickly, ducking into her office and slamming the door.“

I don’t think that’s how that works,” Zac murmured under his breath.

Dangit you made me laugh again

oops 🤣

I've been thinking more and more about it, because Boone reminds me a lot of the people I met in class, how all of my friends are practically overachievers but are so quick to shoot themselves down at every opportunity. We're all open with each other, and it's safe to say we're all broken in our own ways.

Boone's a lot like them. They've all done so much, they're all so smart and so accomplished and they're aware that they're great, but they're also their worst critics.

yessss imposter syndrome is a bitch

And whenever they know they're too tired, their first instinct is to work and get shit done and distract themselves from pain even though they know they can't ignore it.

I wouldn't say that when she's tired she works but she def needs a distraction. Her mind works so fast that she goes through every possible scenario that ghost went through to get her injuries. And, considering how gruesome those injuries were, the scenarios are terrifying. Then she realizes that, as ghost was being tortured and was alone, she was out living life with Duke and Turner when they should have been looking for her.

She works and keeps putting herself in risky situations so it forces her brain to focus on the moment rather than dwell on the past

The most successful people are the broken ones

that is so true

— “Ah!” Boone sighed, lifting her drink toward (F/N), “To new friends then!” —— “To friends!” —

I think you can hear the sound of my heart breaking from across the world.

ah, is that what that sound was? i knew it sounded familiar

Ew, social interaction and questionably sanitized surfaces. I feel you Ari...

🤣 IS THIS WATER SANITARY? IT LOOKS QUESTIONABLE TO ME!

“What?” He snapped, his lips curling skeptically as he looked at her, “Girl, what do you want me to do? I’m a doctor!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Raf is a mood

lol he's great

He seems to be really good at finding things he isn't meant to see...

really, he just has terrible luck

Did Ari find a bioweapon? Like the one in Paris

😏😏😏

Oh shit I just remembered about how years from now, he's gonna learn how to use a gun

He doesn't seem like the betraying type but then again neither is Danny

hehehehehehehehehehhe 😏

OH MY GOD HE GOT IT

DID HE GET IT

I THINK HE GOT IT

DID BOONE JUST GIVE IT TO HIM OR- WHAT IS GOING ON

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE PLOT OF SHERLOCK S2EP1

yessssssss

I WATCHED THAT SHOW A DOZEN TIMES AND I DIDN'T GET IT!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? I READ THOSE BOOKS AND I DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT

🤣🤣🤣

Look at Boonie and Christopher watching him go like they're watching their baby take his first steps

they're such proud nerd parents

I still can't believe I spent all that time watching Sherlock over and over again, only for it to fly past me so many times...

lol

I just can't wait for when Ghost wakes up and it all comes back to her... I just... Can't. Fucking. Wait.

same

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE GONNA GO AFTER THEIR FAMILY

😈😈😈

I had a really long day, with the schoolyear coming to a head and all my professors suddenly being in the mood to torture their students again, this chapter just made my whole entire day. I really thought I was gonna feel more sad about it, but no.

lol, I'm glad that the sadness level weren't too much for you 🤣

And I hope that your professors offer you a reprieve

I can't wait for the next episode, and I also can't wait for BS:A... the gala... the 🌶🌶🌶

i'm so excited

It's all so fricking exciting and I can't wait for your writing to break the last few pieces of my heart even more....

lol thank you rhymie 🖤

THE SOLDIER & THE SPY

SEASON 2 : EPISODE 6 — THE APPRENTICE

┍━━━━━━━━━━━ ★ ━━━━━━━━━━━┑

“Eyes on Glitch,” he said, glancing over his shoulder and putting his pistol back in its holster. Belov knelt down, his eyes flicking quickly over Boone.

She was wearing the same dress she had been the night before but her hair was a mess and her makeup was smudged. She was rocking slightly, staring into the distance as goosebumps pricked at her skin.

“Беда?” He asked, slowly reaching out to her, “What happened?”

Boone didn’t answer, continuing to look blankly ahead of her. Belov placed a gentle hand on her knee, wincing back as she jumped away from him with a yelp. He pulled away from her, a frown stretching across his face as he moved so she was looking at him.

“Беда, it's me. What's going on?” He asked softly, his brows furrowing as she stared through him, “Посмотри на меня, сестричка—” Look at me, little sister.

He paused, the words pouring from his mouth before he could stop them.

Little sister.

— “Прости, Кристофер. Ты не должен был возвращаться.” I'm sorry, Christopher. You shouldn't have come back. —

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