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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

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The FIELD museum in Chicago has taken a note from Shedd Aquarium’s breakout move of letting the penguins roam the aquarium to explore and…

Bonus: 

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Thinking about the sweets that got banned from primary school playgrounds when I was a kid cus the little guys in the packaging looked like they were boning fruit

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Monster Brownie Cookies

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Can’t stop thinking about this post by @dindjarindiaries​:

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Caption:

[June: No you’re not in your uniform Barnaby!

George: That’s true.

Barnaby: Apologies!

June: That’s better.

George: Are you adjusting your outfit? It’s quite warm out here.

June: Yes! Let’s go look at him! Look at that!

George: Yes look at that!

June: Wow. Perhaps you could show me?

George: June, you could learn a new trade, and Barnaby, we could save costs on labor.

Barnaby: I can do that.

George. That’s a great idea.

June: Barnaby this is... really informative.

George: Yeah I commend you on your form sir.

Barnaby: Thank you Mr. George.

George: June make sure to get a good grip on that pole, dear.

June: Oh yes, I’ll hold the pole.

Barnaby: This pole right here Mrs. June.

June: Right this pole.

Barnaby: Right there. There you go.

June: Wow.

George: Barnaby perhaps I should learn how to clean the pool as well sir.

Barnaby: Yes Mr. George, come on over. Behind you.

George: Alright.

Baranby: Put your hand right here.

George: Oh okay. Oh!

Barnaby: It’s all in the hips.

George: Oh! Alright... June?

June: Yes George?

George: Why don’t you do me a favor and go make supper? Barnaby and I will be in in a moment. You have a deep stroke Barnaby.

June: GEORGE!!!

George: Get back inside June!

June: Alright.

Barnaby: Back and forth Mr. George.

George: Back and forth indeed.

Barnaby: Little faster.

George: Oh! Oh dear!]

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we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

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COVID is slowly becoming a "third world" disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can't get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.

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i’ve never felt more seen

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if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

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not to Discourse but I’m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a “straight couple” I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat

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