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Third degree

<Shakeel’s Wedding Invitation>

GPS: Chalo re, Bachelor's party organize karte ;-)

Sizhky: But we all have masters degree no?

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Guess who

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Sad Arun Stories X

Girl to Arun

G: I love you, Arun

A: Me too

A: I love myself

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'Nuff said.

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Toiing going toiing

— siZHky comes from hapkido —

Toiing: Hey Hotkiddo!

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Half Blood Prince

me: any chance you would be interested in titan?

Anirudh: i am half blood prince

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Sizhky Being Sizhky

Bindu:

I will show you the cat cartoons that I drew

on sunday

me:

Ok. I will wait till Sunday then

Bindu:

>.

i meant i drew them on sunday

anyway, some dude is selling guitar at 1700 anta

me:

at 5pm you mean?

or Rs 1700?

Bindu:

rs

gwaah

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Everything goes over Bindu’s head

Karan Singh

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Men in Black...Speedos

Toing : YES! YES! YES! After 3 years! The swimming pool is opening. Finally!

Sarthak : Yes, you get to see guys in speedos again.

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Placement Woes 1

Sanjay: This fan is so badly placed bey.

Bindu: Don't worry.We are going to get placed worse.

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See what I did there?

1/6: they must've either closed it

Sizhky: ooh

or they are just retarded

1/6: or both

Sizhky: 2/3rd chance that we are comfortable then?

1/6: probably

maybe, and may not be, so 1/2 chance that 2/3rd chance we are comfortable, then

Sizhky: ehh what pain

1/2 chance that our calculations are meaningful in the first place

so...

1/6: 1/6 is the answer

Sizhky: 1/6 probability

FUCK

SHIT

CUNT

BITCH

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Pointless

Sizhky: Okay

Apparently Bindu saw me y'day

1/6: ... Okay?

And?

Sizhky: that's it. So she pinged me.

that's it

1/6: For a girl named 'Bindu' she does a lot of pointless things.

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Two Frogs in a forest

Dk: Have you heard about two frogs in a forest?

Sent at 5.16 PM on Wednesday

1/6: No

what?

Sent at 5.18 PM on Wednesday

Dk: Frog1- wibib!

Frog2- wibib!

Frog1- wibib!

Frog2- wibib!

Frog1- wibib!

Frog2- wibib!

Frog1- wibib!

Frog2- wibib!

Frog1- wibib!

Frog2- wibib!

Frog1- wibib wibib!

Frog2- DONT CHANGE THE TOPIC..

1/6: -_-

Dk: :D

1/6: go die da

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Grant

Bhatia: what award am i getting?

Sent at 10.58 AM on Tuesday

1/6: If this were the US you'd get a genius grant to continue your work

Bhatia: if it were the US, id already have plenty of such grants

1/6: granted

(shit that was a bad attempt at a pun I apologize)

Sent at 11.00 AM on Tuesday

Bhatia: stop granting so much, pig!!

1/6: This is an ED-disease dude

Bhatia: your are diseasED?

1/6: Okay, stop

Bhatia: ok

1/6: I'm putting this on the tumblr, by the way

Bhatia: permission granted!

1/6: SIGH

Sent at 11.07 AM on Tuesday

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#Killme

1/6: Did you see this? "Everybody knows about the WHY. It's the designers who figure out the HOW."

...

Somebody kill me NOW.

Sent at 12.06 AM on Thursday

Sizhky: ------------------------->>>

*stab *stab *stab

...-===--...

*burn

1/6: ... good effort, Sizhky

Sizhky: ...^...^.......^.......^...^...................^^...^

*prick *prick

thanks

Sizhky: ~~~..~..~~...`.~~````~~~...

now wash yourself

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LappyTM. Enough said.

Karan Singh: Game ON..!!!

Chaitanya: the lecture is over and i found the mail

Karan: OKKK

Chaitanya: :P

Karan: i slept off

Chaitanya: not a problem

Karan: dominos

?

BOGO

Chaitanya: how much would it cost me?

Karan: 250

that is awesome cheese burst

Chaitanya: i dont want awesome cheese burst :P

light da

Karan: try LappyTM

high funda pizza

no one can eat just one

;-)

Chaitanya: no thanks, i'm good

Karan: seriously

Chaitanya: yeah, i said it.

Karan: dude i have modified

and made the best pizza

of dominos

Chaitanya: you talk as if you are making the pizza all by yourself!

Karan: yo man

:-)

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Sad Arun Stories - III