the-one-and-only-collett
the-one-and-only-collett
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the-one-and-only-collett · 4 hours ago
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me when I say anything
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the-one-and-only-collett · 6 hours ago
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(sheathes my blade and a second later the loaf of bread is fully sliced.)
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the-one-and-only-collett · 6 hours ago
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(it’s a postcard from the big city.)
i am enjoying eating bread here in the big city. thank you for the bread. i tried cooking it in a toaster… that made it become toast. isn’t that interesting?
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the-one-and-only-collett · 6 hours ago
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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
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the-one-and-only-collett · 6 hours ago
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twilight sparkle: "bisexual" woman that would never actually date a woman and would be like ewwww no homo >_<
pinkie pie: most sexless being in the mlp universe I know it ridiculous to imagine any of the cartoon rainbow plonies fucking anyone but least of all pinkie pie. is that wrong to say? she's just not doing all that
fluttershy: fujoshi and/or himejoshi and especially fujos out for appledash. possibly bisexual but is too shy to date anyone
rainbow dash: out and proud butch lesbian. obnoxious chad that has slept with every member of the mane 6 at least once but none of them like to talk about it. bostonian
applejack: butch realness but on the dl. appledash 5ever but she doesnt talk about it openly like rainbow dash
rarity: would never consciously identify as "lesbian" or "bisexual" but would live with her mare "partner" of 15 years and be like "what are you talking about darling we're just roommates"
✅️ this post was co-authored and peer reviewed by the true american patriot @wolfstrong
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the-one-and-only-collett · 7 hours ago
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the-one-and-only-collett · 7 hours ago
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one of the coolest things transitioning did is that there's life and joy in my eyes now. i look like a girl but specifically i look like a girl who cares about her life and likes to be alive
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the-one-and-only-collett · 7 hours ago
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Who will listen to the dead? We who died so that words could fly demand justice now. These are the crimes of the Board of the Grand Trunk: theft, embezzlement, breach of trust, corporate murder..
the souls of dead signalmen pass through the clacks on tower 181
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the-one-and-only-collett · 7 hours ago
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Yes, that Combat Doll has gotten implants and augments to make herself look like an anthropomorphic rabbit woman in a playboy outfit, yes she is competent and is in fact statistically speaking our deadliest Doll, yes she is dtf if you’re a woman, no we’re not going to stop her because she is genuinely our most successful operative and also legally that’d be homophobic probably, yes she does pilot the rabbit themed mech, no she does not kill people by fucking them that’s a stupid rumor her ex-husband spread before he got sued for libel. If you have any questions nobody’s asked before take them up with High Command or Doll Engineering and Maintenance.
God forbid Theta-01-07 do anything.
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the-one-and-only-collett · 7 hours ago
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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
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the-one-and-only-collett · 7 hours ago
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the-one-and-only-collett · 7 hours ago
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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the-one-and-only-collett · 8 hours ago
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growing up on a farm with parents who have no ability to recognize or care for your emotional needs is fun because you'll be a suicidally depressed eight year old and you'll run out into the field with them to find a chicken that's been horribly injured by some wild animal, and is slowly, painfully dying, and they'll hold it and care for it and tell you that when something is in pain, when something is suffering and it won't get better, the kindest thing you can do is make its last moments as pleasant and loving as possible, and then break it's neck so it dies as quick as possible, and you'll stare and watch them do this and instead of whatever you're supposed to be feeling in that moment, you'll just feel some indescribable yearning. some jealousy. and you already know that you want to die, but some part of you realizes that you want to be killed. that being killed means someone loved you enough to take away your pain. and then it happens again, and again, and again, repeated every time something strikes the farm, the animals, every time something has to be put down, and it smolders like an ember in the back of your mind and you lay awake at night crying that no one loves you enough to kill you, to put you down, even though the pain seems endless and desperately obvious, and at some point it becomes your only definition of love, that love means someone caring about you enough to end your life, and you know that no one ever will, and you lay awake wondering if that unfillable hole in your heart will ever heal over, or if you'll be hit over the head with these desperate, painful, yearning moments for the rest of your life, and that some part of you will always feel a little bit empty. And it's terrifying.
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the-one-and-only-collett · 8 hours ago
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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the-one-and-only-collett · 8 hours ago
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forcefem but it’s treated like an intervention. we all love and care for you so much and we hate to see you hurting which is why we’ve locked you up down here and are injecting you with estrogen. you’re gonna be so pretty.
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the-one-and-only-collett · 8 hours ago
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I had a dream where the b plot was that we were dating and you broke up with me over corndogs but then came back but only over tumblr and you were vague shitposting about me
yeah yeah the homewrecker corneogs dream we've all had it
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the-one-and-only-collett · 8 hours ago
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