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tina triangle and tony (date everything) with gender neutral reader. nsfw (afab & amab) and sfw headcanons. being in a throuple with tina & tony because god... i need it.

being in a throuple with tony & tina would include. . .

tony always working on something for you or tina. he likes to feel useful and loves to be needed, so don’t hesitate to ask him to help carry groceries or fix something. tony loves you both to the point of invention; it’s not rare for him to make small improvements around the house that make life easier, like adding shelves where you need it or custom cabinets. he’d build a whole art studio or gym if either of you asked for it.

tina and tony snoring next to you each night. tony is louder than tina by leagues. he sounds vaguely like a freight train. still, tina snores. she’ll claim not to snore at all, but you’ll hear her snoring softly in an almost sweet harmony with tony.

tony taking kisses as payment for his work around the house. “i take cash or credit, but i think you’ll find kisses a lot cheaper, baby,” he says as he leans in. tina rarely ever humors him but that doesn’t mean you can’t. she just enjoys the tension of a little chase, even though you’re all dating.

tina putting you both to work because the only one getting a free ride around here is her. you’re doing something, even if it’s light labor. she just likes watching you and tony work up a sweat — when you two handle the lawn together, she watches from the porch. she even makes lemonade, grinning as you and tony gulp it down and softly pant from exhaustion.

tony hugging you and tina from behind. he loves holding you guys by the waist, letting his fingers roam just a bit further than they should, testing the waters of your reactions. he especially loves hugging tina after a long day of work, knowing he smells and knowing she’ll complain about it (she’s smiling to herself as she complains).

both of them giving you lots of sugar. in the mornings, it’s tina kissing your forehead good morning only for tony to kiss your cheek as soon as he wakes up a few moments later. in the evenings, it’s tony reaching for your waist, then kissing your lips and cheeks before asking how your day was. tina comes by shortly afterwards, doing more or less the same thing with equal amounts of enthusiasm. for all the kisses they give you, you better give some sugar back.

tina cooking dinner and side eyeing you both as you try to eat a little before it’s all finished. as soon as you try to stroll into the kitchen, you hear a sharp “you can wait”. if you’re lucky and tony’s busy, she may give you a sample of whatever she’s making. tina can’t ever offer tony any; he always asks for a second or third sample bite. she does pack those blue collar lunches for him, though. if you like, you two can trade off making his lunch.

it would also include. . . (nsfw ahead)

tony playing the good cop to tina’s bad cop — especially in bed. while tina teases relentlessly, sometimes edging and other times overstimulating you, tony coos in your ear about how hot you look, how horny he is for you, and how perfect you are. they love to have you in the middle, both of them murmuring different things as they touch you all over.

both of them saying some variation of “c’mere, sweetness” when they’re trying to initiate intimacy with you. tina coos it when she’s beckoning you over to the bed or the couch, while tony murmurs it when you’re already in his grasp, squirming from his touches.

if you’re afab. . . tony eats pussy like he’s starved for it. tina is a little more refined and a lot meaner, enjoying the way you squirm as she abuses your swollen clit. tony and tina both enjoy fucking you, too, tina with her strap and tony with his dick (which is just as big as you’re thinking). both of them are good with their fingers, though i’d wager tina is just a tad bit better at fingering.

if you’re amab . . . tony lets his tongue swirl around your tip before he takes you all the way in. the tip is the best part a dick, in tony’s eyes. cum down his throat but don’t cum on his face if you can help it. tina likes to kiss your cock more than suck it. when she does suck you, it’s on her terms; you’re definitely in charge when you’ve got her bent over, however. they both give damn good handjobs, often making out with you while they give you one.

both of them being very vocal, offering plenty of feedback whenever you’re fucking. they’re both loud, especially whenever they’re cumming. tina can at least speak, usually. tony’s just a mess of grunts, groans, swears, whines, and moans.

tina taking your clothes off with her teeth, carefully unzipping or sliding things off before pressing kisses to any new skin she’s revealed. it’s sensual, slow, and taunting. she wants you to beg for her to go faster. tony, on the other hand, quickly takes your clothes off. sometimes he won’t even bother getting you both fully nude, depending on what you’re doing.

both of them praising you after you’ve cum too many times to count. tina grips your chin lightly, pressing kisses to your lips and cheeks while tony goes to prep the bath. they both admire your fucked out expression, murmuring sweet nothings about how well you did, how precious you are.

oh to be tina & tony’s third.. to be in between them </3 they’re like… the second coming of challengers to me LOL. tony is patrick, tina is tashi… i can be art, i’m pathetic enough.

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enforcing my "celia is like everyone's mom" hc

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Yes, the full game's not out yet and I haven't plundered every single dialogue option in the demo, so I don't know how these two interact, if they interact at all, but c'mON. They both like to snuggle AND their names rhyme.

Would their ship name be Tetty or Beddy? Btetdy? Tedbet?

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I fumbled her

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CurtRod <3

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My human design for. That one guy

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Super important compilation of the girls looking completely unhinged.

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You’re my soda pop my little soda pop 🥰

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happy Kpop Demon Hunters day!! im so excited to watch this im going absolutely bonkers

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the moment i saw these outfits i lost my mind and knew exactly what i had to do...

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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.

This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.

THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.

If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.

CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.

Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.

I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.

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💙💛

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CHAT WE ARE SO BACK OMGOMGOMGGGG

LOOK AT MY BABIES DKDKDMDJDN

Trailer:

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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

NO STRAIGHT ROADS 2 IS REEAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!

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WE'RE SO BACK (announcement/trailer)