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"they must have been on drugs when they made this!" = dismissive assumption
"they must have been eating rotisserie chicken when they made this!" = insightful deduction
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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke
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This still makes me snort-laugh EVERY TIME 🤣
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your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit
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Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
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