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hey guys, i had to move to @umholy because tumblr is not letting me send im's anymore. i am still open for partners, and looking, but the account is new and i'm not showing in the tags. so if you are discussing something with me and i poofed, that's why.

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MOVED TO @umholy

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tumblr straight out took my IMs. what is happening?

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list of fcs i'd give my left kidney to write against & some dynamics to go with it (read my rules):

alan ritchson in a teacher x student setting or bodyguard x princess/president's daughter.

henry cavill in a fantasy/historical king x captive princess.

froy gutierrez in an athlete x athlete or athlete x normie.

phoebe tonkin in a bride x sister-in-law setting.

david corenswet or glenn powell in a farmhand x newbie.

suki waterhouse in a good girl x bad girl.

michael b jordan in a bodyguard x princess.

alexander skarsgard in a teacher x student, athlete x normie, nanny x father, maid x boss.

jake gyllenhaal in a underground fighter x nurse or farmhand x city girl.

emma darcy in a rock star x fan/actress.

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1923 ‧ Created by Taylor Sheridan

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i understand the whole “i’m fucking my best friends younger sister” trope, but you know what i’m in dire need of? the “i’m fucking my best friends OLDER sister” trope .. the slight age gap? the thrill of getting caught? the angst of falling for your best friends off - limits older sister? mhm give it to me now!

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‘we both work at the same strip club — you’re a performer, i’m behind the bar counter — and we had this chill friendship thing going on of heading home on the subway together after work and hanging out a lot to watch movies but then one day we’re alone at work, you ask me to judge your new show and damn i never noticed just how good you were at taking your clothes off’

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list of fcs i'd give my left kidney to write against & some dynamics to go with it (read my rules):

alan ritchson in a teacher x student setting or bodyguard x princess/president's daughter.

henry cavill in a fantasy/historical king x captive princess.

jacob elordi or froy gutierrez in an athlete x athlete or athlete x normie.

phoebe tonkin in a bride x sister-in-law setting.

david corenswet or glenn powell in a farmhand x newbie.

suki waterhouse in a good girl x bad girl.

michael b jordan in a bodyguard x princess.

alexander skarsgard in a teacher x student, athlete x normie, nanny x father, maid x boss.

jake gyllenhaal in a underground fighter x nurse or farmhand x city girl.

emma darcy in a rock star x fan/actress.

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SCOTT MILLER + background dramatics

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#kaiju REACHER S2

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a bit slow on the plotting part today cause i'm sick.

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