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if u make clark kent say soda you are grossly mischaracterizing him and i wont stand for it

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I Saw Barry Lyndon In The Theater And I Only Want To Talk About The Sheep

they were amazing

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WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

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This 5 dollar ceramic frog is literally the best purchase I’ve ever made

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My favorite bit from The Disaster Artist is what Tommy asks the flower shop owner about her dog. So whenever Cora looks like this:

I turn to my husband and say "Is it real thing?"

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Even on a busy weekend, Leon never misses basketball practice (in that he is practicing to be a basketball)

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BARBIE

2023 — dir. Greta Gerwig

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Tumblr user unicornery going down a waterslide

@omahasnakes going down the same slide

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anyway can you tell what I listened to while mowing tonigght?!

(don't worry it didn't take the whole two discs; I made it back inside during Carpet Crawlers)

link to tweet so you can listen to the album on youtube if you want!

also I was thinking about that summer vs winter poll from a while ago. I voted summer was better under the thinking that the grass can only grow so fast, but it can snow as much as it wants. But the counter-argument to that is that sometimes neighbors will help you by snowblowing your sidewalk (or even driveway if it's really bad) but no one besides my dad has ever randomly mowed my yard for me. There is always much to ponder in the battle of the seasons.

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Cats love to nibble sweet oats

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it's really going to , especially, break that pearl's heart when the reblog chain deadends with yours truly.

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STOP—THIS IS A KINDNESS CHECKPOINT! rb this post + say something you love about prev to keep the positive energy flowing 💫

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From Artful Anticks by Oliver Herford (1894).

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 17.03 "Mac and Dennis Become EMTs"