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Your friends and family with chronic pain aren't doing well.

Yes, even the ones that say they are.

Yes, especially the ones that are complaining and lashing out already.

Chances are high that however bad they will admit things are it's actually worse. By a lot.

We're conditioned to be "okay". If we're breaking down at non scheduled times we aren't coping well. I promise.

Your sibling/partner/bestie/parent who is breaking down without preamble on a Tuesday is suffering. Be kind. We're sorry.

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"i wanna do this with you" is a love language 🫀

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i flirt but in an autistic way. i'll ask about your interests and maybe try to engage in them. but i also do the same thing when making friends and only i know the difference

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Disabled people: Hey, we don't like it when you call us [insert literally anything from "inspiring" to literal slurs], let me explain why and explain the history behind it so you can understand when we say, please stop, this is actually really harmful.

Non-disabled people: but I don't have an issue with it so I don't think you should either.

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You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

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Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."

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Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

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Girl who hates liars 🤝 Girl who cons people for a living

[best friends forever]

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Guy and a girl, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re both gay

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Imagine your OTP or BROTP sharing huddled in the same sweater together as the months start to get colder with fall’s approach

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"I love you, but I have to tell you: you're a broken door."

".... What?"

"Completely and utterly unhinged."

".... That's fair, actually."

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Character A: You look like you've fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here.

Character B: 12 people. 4 miles.

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Chronic pain pisses me off cause I'm not even incapacitated for like a cool or badass reason instead my body is throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum because it's raining outside

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