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@tsubakiakimoto said: "ropes I get but what the actual fuck are they doing with bear traps"

Are you sure you wanna know? XD

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Family reunion, drawn for me by

https://www.instagram.com/69ze.e?igsh=dDVyZHc2ZWhuZGtt

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Kesha will no longer voice Beelzebub

So, I guess you could say that Bee is getting… BEE-CAST! :p

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Shipping when you are 13: I want them to kiss like crazy! Shipping when you are 30: I want them to do mundane everyday tasks… Together!

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@american-ipa said: "He is *so* unenthused about this"

@idrawtooslow said "He doesn't look thrilled"

I don't think anyone would be in his shoes :p

Greeting and showing someone their table at your own night club as if you were the waiter AND it's a couple you personally kicked out once.

Blitzø's favor(drawn by 69ze.e)

https://www.instagram.com/69ze.e?igsh=dDVyZHc2ZWhuZGtt

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Blitzø's favor(drawn by 69ze.e)

https://www.instagram.com/69ze.e?igsh=dDVyZHc2ZWhuZGtt

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Perfect

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@princepsxastra said: "[[ these two can make vanilla look kinky ...]]"

That's because Blitz is creative and Stolas is flexible :)

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After "Sinsmas"

Blitz: So… What will it be tonight? Ropes or bear traps? Stolas: Well, actually… Could we… Blitz: You just name it, big bird. I can do whatever NASTY shit you are into😈 Stolas: I just thought… Could we… Make love? Blitz: … Stolas: You know, forget I said anything, it does sound ridico- Blitz: Ooooh, you wanna do vanilla? I can do vanilla 😏 Stolas: 😳 Blitz: Daddy can do gentle love. Daddy is gonna be so gentle that you will melt like butter. Stolas: 🥴

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Vaggie: You tried calling your mom again?

Charlie: Yeah, I know it's stupid, it's been seven years-

Vaggie: Hey, hey, you are not stupid, okay? Anything I can do to make you feel better?

Charlie: … Well… There is one thing…

(Twenty minutes later)

Vaggie: (wearing blonde wig and horns) I'm so proud of you, sweetie.

Charlie: Nope! This was a terrible idea! I feel so confused right now!

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Crimson stealing Millie and Moxxie's child

Millie: Give me back ma baby, u son of a bitch!

Crimson: Don't ya worry, this boy will be like the son I never had!(Evil laugh)

Moxxie: Sir, it's a girl!

Crimson: Oh... Well, it's the 21st century, she can be whatever or somethin', right?

Moxxie: ... I can't tell if you are woke or sexist

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Blitz's dream

Getting a horse for Christmas.

Also, family and junk, but the main thing is the horse