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put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

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why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn
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woke teenager SHOCKS record store owners by ordering in fluent classic rock
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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Emo emu 🖤💀
Tysm for the love on my horse girl <3 I'll be posting her friends too!!
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3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.
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'The Horrible Snow Cat'. Albert Dumouchel. 1969.
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俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。
My excellent tail belongs to me alone.
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