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hey guys i just trapped a wizard in my barn how do i release him humanely

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the internet is truly a magical place ❤️

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Whoa, this film opens up with the main character saying she rejects the idea that you need to fall in love/get married to have happiness and she isn’t interested in finding a partner, surely THIS time she won’t fall in love by the end of the movie

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im transhumanist not in the "raising complex questions about what it ultimately means to be human" way but in the "i want inspector gadget arms" way

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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

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Clark Kent finally goes to get therapy but the only person who knows both of his identities AND is in any way actually qualified is Harley Quinn

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Day 22: kaboom? Yes, Ryo. Kaboom.

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i learned a new trick:

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One thing I didn't expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad's age, including his opinions on furries

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

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how do i put ram in my friggin laptop

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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

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lugia loaf 🍞 i just really wanted to draw this pose

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Thinking about an alternate version of why make a tourney? because, idk, probably procrastinating finishing Corporate Greed. I'd still be in that one, but I think I'd take Blue's place as a bonus. No idea who'd be the host, but probably not Blue because [vague gesture at the pile of Blue minis with him as the host].

I think this alternate version would probably have characters in the same categories or whatever, also it's easier to think about it that way.

I don't think I've actually revealed that anyway, so list below I guess.

List in no particular order because I already turned off my laptop and I don't have a copy of the list on my phone.

Comedian

Mcyt (idk, I'd probably go for another non-player character, maybe Xornoth? xornox? I don't remember how to write his name)

TTRPG Character

Two artists whose songs tend to be about similar things, bonus points if they have more things in common than you initially realized (I haven't thought about this one that much)

Two characters from the same piece of web-based media, could be, but don't have to be, enemies (I'd throw ragatha and Jax in there so they either win or kill each other trying)

Character in Smash Bros (it'd depend on what the other characters are to avoid two from the same piece of media, so I haven't thought about it)

Two characters with a common thing in their designs

Youtuber corrupted by what they do to games (would probably be fun to figure out an sl for the Spiffing Brit)

Hobby YouTuber (honestly, this one's difficult, I don't follow that many of them)

Two characters that are good at the same thing

Character based on an album (It COULD be fun figuring out what to do with The Maybe Man, if it didn't work I'd think of another)

An object

Take two pieces of media of similar genres, combine them (can't think of anything other than the actual character of the real version of this right now)

Dropout.tv/related (Maybe Conover, who knows. He can't be in comedians due to too much overlap with this one)

The personification of a concept

Op character, but nerfed

Okay, I haven't thought about it that much, but whatever.