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I fucking love telling people nice things.
If you read this, go tell someone something nice. Text them. Whatever. I'm serious.
Be an unexpected, positive break in everything that's going on in this world.
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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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Have you clicker trained your They today? It’s not to late to.
Make them bark!
They have to meet quota!
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Ordering a cyber truck Uber for my twink.
Call that a death cab for a cutie
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Babe I don’t care if you successfully raised the dead, you’re scaring the hoes
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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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Dude. You can just. Start rumors. Like.
JD Vance once had sex with a cheeseburger in the back of a 1996 Honda civic.
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I need a Wiccan girl to tell me I’m cursed and that she can cure me with funky spells and potions (sex)
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Do you have any suggestions on how to approach the topic with my therapist?
Idk, maybe I’ve just been too reserved with it, after all, I can’t really come out to my MAGA family for obv reasons so I really haven’t discussed it too much. I’ve mostly been focusing on social transitions like exercise, voice training, and feminine clothing. I’m out to most of my college friends which is nice, so once the Semester starts I’ll hopefully have the courage myself to talk to my therapist!
Sorry if this doesn’t really answer your question tho
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I'm transfem myself, pre HRT also, I don't know if I will be able to do HRT at all, I hope so, it really sucks not having the proper body
Hey don’t worry! You’ll get it eventually!! Once all the old people die out we’ll be selling estrogen on street corners like crack!!
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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.
Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.
Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.
Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us
💝
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