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I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

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Found this and would like to share:

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when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂

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this might be a dumb question but kris was definitely attempting to bait undyne into the dark world multiple times, right? wrt both chapter 1 and 2 prompts after talking to her has the dark world as options (in ch2 it being the primary choice) and her being the only adult kris informs about the dark world iirc (u can correct me if i’m wrong tho i miss a lot of stuff). i like to think they attempted to do so ‘peacefully’ til they realized This Isn’t Going To Work and went from 0 to 100 with the tire slashing plan

oh 100%. i really did kind of laugh when I realized this bc like, Kris trying to snitch to the cops was always something I Didn't like bc. y'know. cops. so realizing they were just trying to get her taken away by a bird forever was Really good

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people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

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me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault

my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable

me: oh...

the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:

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I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world

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if the for you page shows me this atrocious post one more time im going to bomb it. throwing his cum ??? inside your pussy??? THROWING IT???

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Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

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Traditional roguelike fans will show you a video of an @ symbol bumping against a lowercase g until one of them disappears while all the symbols in their area suddenly turn red and then pause the video to explain that the game constantly simulates the flow of blood in characters' veins and what you just saw was that blood escaping from one of the characters (if you were to use a microscope on one of the tiles that are now splattered with blood you could see each of the individual blood cells represented by red lowercase letters)

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doodle of sonic and shadow for @thefantastician