#Breaking Bad

[saul-gone-man]

surprise trip to red lobster! (they’re the red lobsters!)

[spghtrbry]

happy pride month

[lemonade-drlnker]

Here’s what’s gonna happen: you’re gonna prepare the dragon meat, soft and tender, just how it should be. Season it, use the salt and pepper in my bag. Set aside about 50 ml of red wine, the same stuff we got from the abandoned castle. You’re gonna use that in the basting process. Now what you’re gonna wanna do next is sear it for about a good 30 seconds on each side until each is browned, leaving a juicy pink interior for flavor. My guys are working on the tail soup, so don’t worry about it.

[hombrediablo]

Happy Pride Month! Rivastraut is transgay bear realness 🌈🐴🥃🐻🩵

[kylejsugarman]

“why do people say jesse pinkman suffered more than jesus christ??” bro if u talk about his dead girlfriend who was killed to force him to keep making meth, u have to be specific because it happened more than once 😭

[slavhew]

breaking badifies them. happy pride motng

au elaboration under cut

this is just copypasted from twt i forgot to post yetsterday

I imagine that the Dirkjake dynamic would be down on his luck partyboy and the estranged high school friend that coerced him into a drug dealing operation. For reasons he refuses to elaborate on. Jake doesn't really want to be cooking meth but he needs the cash and sees Dirk as the one stable thing in his life really. Dirk really needs a partner and an in to the business and is most of the brains behind the operation.

Dirk is also doing a fair bit of posturing to keep them both safe but Jake... hooo Jake. Dear whining Jake will become a loose cannon when it counts. The power balance would fluctuate alluringly.

To be honest I imagine their dynamic would be much closer to a hypothetical high school au turned drug-dealing and wouldn't be much like Walter and Jesse. Wanna think there would be a happy ending but realistically they'd sink into their worst traits & probably end up in a saw trap by the end of it. I wanna imagine most plot beats still happen... gf dies... "gale" dies... Codependent yaoi and corruption arc flourishes.

I imagine Dirk's wardrobe would start to resemble more and more of Bro's and some of his personality might too. But I also don't think he'd go as far or be as bad as Walter, since here there's a care and concern for Jake as more than a pawn and stand-in (aka the Walter special). Damage would still be done though. The love didn't save anyone etc etc.

Bro and Grandpa would have a dynamic MUCH closer to the s1/2 duo. Devil-may-care stoner and the guy who needs cash FAST and doesn't have time for this shit. I dont think Bro has the tender heart Jesse but he definitely develops some terrible loyalty complex regardless. Honestly have a LOT less idea how their story would go so I'm all ears

[dilfsero]

Chibi Rivastraut by Alex I’m exploding with joy 🐻‍❄️🩵🐻🌈

[4rs0n1st-m0th]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED IT AS A TRANPARENT PNG THE FIRST TIME

[n1k1yama]

BETTER CALL NOOK

[whatasunniiday]

BrBa doodle i made on my notes app 🚶🚶

[joeswackyadventure]

thinking about gus' death a lot recently...... there'd be so much people there to watch Gus' downfall

[hombrediablo]

Our love knows no tide! [Kleon x Mike Ehrmantraut] 🐬

[yocapncook]

🎀

ubtook thisbpcitur ein my house yo tf im scared

@better-call-saul-goodman inneed legal assitabce

@heisenbergthecook or a gyn

[kylejsugarman]

i wonder if as mike sat there bleeding out from the world's pettiest gunshot wound, he felt a pang of regret for jesse not just because he was leaving the kid alone with walter white and no more buffer for that abusive relationship but because he wouldnt be able to let jesse know what happened. he's smart enough to know that walt is just going to cover this encounter up and never tell the truth about mike's death, which only bothers him because jesse deserves to know that mike didnt abandon him. mike didnt walk out on him. mike didnt give up on him. mike sits there dying and thinks of jesse waiting at his living room window for mike to pull up to the curb and collect him for some work errand. waiting for him. a child sitting on the soccer field after practice, watching the sun fall lower in the sky and realizing that no ride is coming to pick them up. unwanted, forgotten. mike dies before he can reach the field and jesse never learns that in his final moments, mike wanted to tell him "i would never leave you behind."

[corvid-stan-account]

Don't break my bad... my achey breakey bad ...

[olivescales3]