2pen2wildfire
2pen2wildfire
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2pen2wildfire · 2 hours ago
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2pen2wildfire · 2 hours ago
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WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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2pen2wildfire · 2 hours ago
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dude your hiring manager fucking bit me
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2pen2wildfire · 10 hours ago
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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2pen2wildfire · 10 hours ago
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its because youre so nice that it makes me want you to become a little bit violent just so you get a taste for it and then you can return to being nice if you want
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That's really sweet of you to say /gen but believe me I've been violent enough 😅
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2pen2wildfire · 12 hours ago
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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis
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2pen2wildfire · 14 hours ago
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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”
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2pen2wildfire · 15 hours ago
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ur like steven universe
I still haven't gotten around to watching it so I don't entirely understand the connection you're drawing but I'm gonna assume this is a compliment regardless
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2pen2wildfire · 15 hours ago
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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what are you supposed to even do if you're hot and asexual. how to I convey that just because I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store doesn't mean that I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store. oh jessica rabbit we're really in it now.
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles
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2pen2wildfire · 17 hours ago
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