He/It -⃝⃤// sideblog of @penofwildfire
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#musical‚ obviously#not off-broadway tho this shit is on broadway#(the street in my hometown called Broadway with the local theatre on it‚ that is)
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WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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its because youre so nice that it makes me want you to become a little bit violent just so you get a taste for it and then you can return to being nice if you want
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That's really sweet of you to say /gen but believe me I've been violent enough 😅
#I didn't just make my middle name Raphael for shits and giggles I kinned that guy so hard as a kid. because of the anger issues.#untreated autism‚ social isolation and an aggressive home environment !!!!!!!! Yay !!!!!!!!!!!!#but glad to know people think I'm nice :] I try very hard to be :]#asks#anon ask
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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis
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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”
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ur like steven universe
I still haven't gotten around to watching it so I don't entirely understand the connection you're drawing but I'm gonna assume this is a compliment regardless
#steven seems like a cool lil dude#from the fan content I've seen I can definitely see myself getting veeery invested in rose quartz's whole deal#I'm honestly a little scared of the person I might become if I ever do watch the show#would 100% improve my art tho I can tell you that#asks#anon ask#steven universe
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(options include all shades of said color)
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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.

#jesus fuckin christ#and honestly yes if I say I love all women I DO include JKR in that because I believe everyone has inherent value#and when I say “I love all women” I do not mean I am attracted to all women nor that I personally value all women equally#in terms of their importance to Me Specifically#there are in fact a plethora of women that I despise on a personal level and think are completely despicable human beings#but again. inherent human value. so.#and “love” is the word I use to convey my appreciation and acknowledgement of that inherent value#maybe it's the naive mormon kid in me but I love everyone :]
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what are you supposed to even do if you're hot and asexual. how to I convey that just because I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store doesn't mean that I'm the most fuckable person in this grocery store. oh jessica rabbit we're really in it now.
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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me
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buying four things that are about sixteen dollars adds up to over sixty dollars. that doesn't make any sense they are each sixteen dollars (small price) and it is only four (small amount) they should not make over sixty dollars (big cost) this is why the economy is in shambles
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