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My internet bill is overdue and I need groceries, so commissions are open and my art has improved. If you're interested, shoot me a message!

sketch - $5

colored sketch - $10

shaded sketch - $15

Line art - $15 (I don't have any to show rn, sorry >^<,)

flat color - $20

Full Color - $25 (again, I don't have any to show rn, sorry!)

Shaded - $30

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my computer hard disk drive gave out on me and I need some help!

unless I want to keep buying a new hard disk every year or so, I need to upgrade to a solid state drive. I have my eye on one that would allow me to do art live streams and be able to handle the copious amounts of drawing references I use and doodles I do, but the main problem is to get it I need $350 that I don't have and now have no way to earn. Hence why I'm reaching out. if anyone wants to help me get the pc parts I need to keep my pc out of the junk yard and start getting regular art posted again, I'm accepting any money for this endeavor on cash app.

my cash app is $artisticAbomination

You don't have to send large amounts, even as little as a dollar can help. If you can't help with money, you can help by spreading this around.

everyone who sends money will get a profile picture of one of their OCs, sonas or muses once I get my pc back up and running again.

[33skeletons]

my computer hard disk drive gave out on me and I need some help!

unless I want to keep buying a new hard disk every year or so, I need to upgrade to a solid state drive. I have my eye on one that would allow me to do art live streams and be able to handle the copious amounts of drawing references I use and doodles I do, but the main problem is to get it I need $350 that I don't have and now have no way to earn. Hence why I'm reaching out. if anyone wants to help me get the pc parts I need to keep my pc out of the junk yard and start getting regular art posted again, I'm accepting any money for this endeavor on cash app.

my cash app is $artisticAbomination

You don't have to send large amounts, even as little as a dollar can help. If you can't help with money, you can help by spreading this around.

everyone who sends money will get a profile picture of one of their OCs, sonas or muses once I get my pc back up and running again.

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"I've learned not to question the ways of the grandparent anymore, Aqua. Trust me, grandparents have an uncanny sense of where their family is and what they're up to at all times." Dante shrugged before turning to Aqua's parents.

"My name is Dante. It's nice to meet you both. Though I didn't help make the child, I plan to treat them as my own. Don't let my current looks fool you, I've just ran into some powerful magic that made me look like the person I wanna feed a knuckle sandwich to. I'm actually a 5'6" chubby guy with a gap tooth that owns a fancy Italian restaurant, makes custom firearms, teaches gun safety on the weekends, and keeps the local kids in school and outta trouble. I've got a couple PHDs and degrees under my belt and enough money saved to give Aqua, this child and any future children a comfortable life and still be able to keep donating to charities."

upon hearing Aqua say she missed him, tears welled up in his eyes. He slowly peeked out from behind Blue as not to startle her. He noticed her legs going weak one her. He walked over and gently scooped her up to hold her bridal style as if afraid his new body might break her if he didn't handle her like a precious porcelain doll. He gently nuzzled her, a wobbly smile breaking across his face as his eyelights wavered. "Don't worry, sweetheart... I ain't goin nowhere if ya don't want me to. I just wanted ta make sure ya had ample time ta recover from that panic attack ya had last time I was over. Have ya been eatin okay? ya look a bit thin and ya look like ya could use some sleep. Don't push yerself too hard. Let me take care a ya... at least till ya can get back on yer feet... please?" Dante murmured softly to her, pressing careful kisses to her cheek.

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Aqua eyes widened as she saw him peek out from behind Blue. While both Cain and Dante had warned her about him looking like Bruiser, it was still a surprise. And while she could feel a small tug of fear, the overwhelming relief of seeing Dante quickly washed her fear away. Even as he walked up to her, now towering over her, she didn't feel the same fear that Bruiser gave her.

As he scooped here up, she couldn't help but wrap her arms around his neck. She had missed him so much. And while she understood his reasons, she wished she had been brave enough to leave her room and go see him. Though she couldn't help but giggle at what he said. He was always so caring.

"Dante I'm as big as a house. But if I'm honest, I haven't exactly been eating that well. But at this moment, I'm just so glad to see you. As for taking care of me, I have a feeling I don't have much if a choice."

Meanwhile Blue had been standing there dumbfounded at the sight before him, before he finally found his voice.

"YOU'RE PREGNANT?! Is that why you've been hiding?! But you haven't been eating anything healthy, or doing any exercise, how did you manage to deal with this for so long?! And is Dante the father?!"

He said loudly, pacing as he was going through he range of motions of finding out what happened and why she's been hiding.

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Dante kissed back, pulling away after a while to give Aqua the chance to breathe. He cleared his throat slightly and glanced down at her belly. "So uh.... we expectin our precious bundle a joy any day now if my calculations are correct? Looks like it's a good thing I've got a sizeable savings account and plenty of family well versed in this."

"No thank you, Blue sweetie, they don't call me super grangran for nothin, but if ya wanna look at some of the adorable baby pictures in this album, you can! The kids were so cute when they were just babybones and I've got some salvaged baby pictures of my kids in here.... including a lot of pictures of baby Dante~! By the way, where's your younger brother at? I ain't seen him for a hot minute"

"Not the baby pictures. Anything but the baby pictures. I wasn't even that cute"

upon hearing Aqua say she missed him, tears welled up in his eyes. He slowly peeked out from behind Blue as not to startle her. He noticed her legs going weak one her. He walked over and gently scooped her up to hold her bridal style as if afraid his new body might break her if he didn't handle her like a precious porcelain doll. He gently nuzzled her, a wobbly smile breaking across his face as his eyelights wavered. "Don't worry, sweetheart... I ain't goin nowhere if ya don't want me to. I just wanted ta make sure ya had ample time ta recover from that panic attack ya had last time I was over. Have ya been eatin okay? ya look a bit thin and ya look like ya could use some sleep. Don't push yerself too hard. Let me take care a ya... at least till ya can get back on yer feet... please?" Dante murmured softly to her, pressing careful kisses to her cheek.

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Aqua eyes widened as she saw him peek out from behind Blue. While both Cain and Dante had warned her about him looking like Bruiser, it was still a surprise. And while she could feel a small tug of fear, the overwhelming relief of seeing Dante quickly washed her fear away. Even as he walked up to her, now towering over her, she didn't feel the same fear that Bruiser gave her.

As he scooped here up, she couldn't help but wrap her arms around his neck. She had missed him so much. And while she understood his reasons, she wished she had been brave enough to leave her room and go see him. Though she couldn't help but giggle at what he said. He was always so caring.

"Dante I'm as big as a house. But if I'm honest, I haven't exactly been eating that well. But at this moment, I'm just so glad to see you. As for taking care of me, I have a feeling I don't have much if a choice."

Meanwhile Blue had been standing there dumbfounded at the sight before him, before he finally found his voice.

"YOU'RE PREGNANT?! Is that why you've been hiding?! But you haven't been eating anything healthy, or doing any exercise, how did you manage to deal with this for so long?! And is Dante the father?!"

He said loudly, pacing as he was going through he range of motions of finding out what happened and why she's been hiding.

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"Heheh yeah, I did... and I mean it. I love you, and I'll love our kid no matter what. Have ya told yer parents yet?"

Anomaly zipped into the house in full krump mode before looking in Aqua's direction, only uttering "pregante" before pulling out her phone and pulling things out of her dimensional box app. Most of the things being boxes labeled "Eros's baby stuff" or "baby toys"

"Speak of the devil and she shall appear.... with all of Eros's old baby stuff because grangran intuition is somehow fourth wall breaking and omnipotent."

upon hearing Aqua say she missed him, tears welled up in his eyes. He slowly peeked out from behind Blue as not to startle her. He noticed her legs going weak one her. He walked over and gently scooped her up to hold her bridal style as if afraid his new body might break her if he didn't handle her like a precious porcelain doll. He gently nuzzled her, a wobbly smile breaking across his face as his eyelights wavered. "Don't worry, sweetheart... I ain't goin nowhere if ya don't want me to. I just wanted ta make sure ya had ample time ta recover from that panic attack ya had last time I was over. Have ya been eatin okay? ya look a bit thin and ya look like ya could use some sleep. Don't push yerself too hard. Let me take care a ya... at least till ya can get back on yer feet... please?" Dante murmured softly to her, pressing careful kisses to her cheek.

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Aqua eyes widened as she saw him peek out from behind Blue. While both Cain and Dante had warned her about him looking like Bruiser, it was still a surprise. And while she could feel a small tug of fear, the overwhelming relief of seeing Dante quickly washed her fear away. Even as he walked up to her, now towering over her, she didn't feel the same fear that Bruiser gave her.

As he scooped here up, she couldn't help but wrap her arms around his neck. She had missed him so much. And while she understood his reasons, she wished she had been brave enough to leave her room and go see him. Though she couldn't help but giggle at what he said. He was always so caring.

"Dante I'm as big as a house. But if I'm honest, I haven't exactly been eating that well. But at this moment, I'm just so glad to see you. As for taking care of me, I have a feeling I don't have much if a choice."

Meanwhile Blue had been standing there dumbfounded at the sight before him, before he finally found his voice.

"YOU'RE PREGNANT?! Is that why you've been hiding?! But you haven't been eating anything healthy, or doing any exercise, how did you manage to deal with this for so long?! And is Dante the father?!"

He said loudly, pacing as he was going through he range of motions of finding out what happened and why she's been hiding.

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“Uh, a-actually, Blue, uh.... Aqua and I haven’t... done that yet. I’m taking our relationship one step at a time so we can relax and enjoy life without stressin over wedding plans and what not.... but I swear to you this.... even though I didn’t make them, I’ll still take care of em like they’re my own. I love Aqua no matter what, and I miss the days my nieces and nephews were a gaggle a babybones hangin off a me, gettin good grades on their report cards so I’d take em out fer icecream and running round the yard wantin me to play a game with em. Besides that, mom adores children, so expect her to coddle them and spoil em rotten with cookies and sweaters with love in every stitch. Heck, I’m surprised she hasn’t busted in here yet. I know by now she usually would.”

~meanwhile back in Crossroads~

“My grangran senses are tingling.....”

“YEEEEEEEE!!!”

upon hearing Aqua say she missed him, tears welled up in his eyes. He slowly peeked out from behind Blue as not to startle her. He noticed her legs going weak one her. He walked over and gently scooped her up to hold her bridal style as if afraid his new body might break her if he didn't handle her like a precious porcelain doll. He gently nuzzled her, a wobbly smile breaking across his face as his eyelights wavered. "Don't worry, sweetheart... I ain't goin nowhere if ya don't want me to. I just wanted ta make sure ya had ample time ta recover from that panic attack ya had last time I was over. Have ya been eatin okay? ya look a bit thin and ya look like ya could use some sleep. Don't push yerself too hard. Let me take care a ya... at least till ya can get back on yer feet... please?" Dante murmured softly to her, pressing careful kisses to her cheek.

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Aqua eyes widened as she saw him peek out from behind Blue. While both Cain and Dante had warned her about him looking like Bruiser, it was still a surprise. And while she could feel a small tug of fear, the overwhelming relief of seeing Dante quickly washed her fear away. Even as he walked up to her, now towering over her, she didn't feel the same fear that Bruiser gave her.

As he scooped here up, she couldn't help but wrap her arms around his neck. She had missed him so much. And while she understood his reasons, she wished she had been brave enough to leave her room and go see him. Though she couldn't help but giggle at what he said. He was always so caring.

"Dante I'm as big as a house. But if I'm honest, I haven't exactly been eating that well. But at this moment, I'm just so glad to see you. As for taking care of me, I have a feeling I don't have much if a choice."

Meanwhile Blue had been standing there dumbfounded at the sight before him, before he finally found his voice.

"YOU'RE PREGNANT?! Is that why you've been hiding?! But you haven't been eating anything healthy, or doing any exercise, how did you manage to deal with this for so long?! And is Dante the father?!"

He said loudly, pacing as he was going through he range of motions of finding out what happened and why she's been hiding.

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Mun: THIS VERY LATE AND ITS QUICK CAUSE WORK XD  Jazz squeaked and was like a deer in headlights as he saw her boyfriend dash at her at full speed with a very hungry look on his face. “I-?! Wha-?! F..Friday?!” A blush spread across her face…..bracing for impact. “What’s gotten into y..you!?" 

"The fuckin anons decided ta put me in the aggressively horny corner. Care to help me out with my not-so-little problem, love~?"

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((Teehee I found you and ThatOneInvisiblePerson(even though it's not their name on tumblr) on tumblr here yay!))

"HI!!!"

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upon hearing Aqua say she missed him, tears welled up in his eyes. He slowly peeked out from behind Blue as not to startle her. He noticed her legs going weak one her. He walked over and gently scooped her up to hold her bridal style as if afraid his new body might break her if he didn't handle her like a precious porcelain doll. He gently nuzzled her, a wobbly smile breaking across his face as his eyelights wavered. "Don't worry, sweetheart... I ain't goin nowhere if ya don't want me to. I just wanted ta make sure ya had ample time ta recover from that panic attack ya had last time I was over. Have ya been eatin okay? ya look a bit thin and ya look like ya could use some sleep. Don't push yerself too hard. Let me take care a ya... at least till ya can get back on yer feet... please?" Dante murmured softly to her, pressing careful kisses to her cheek.

*Cain hummed as he dialed the number on his phone. Bringing it up to his ear, he hoped Dante would pick up this time. He was still trying to figure out what happened between him and Aqua and why Blue was showing such aggression towards him.*

The line was answered by Dante, though his voice seemed a bit more gravely than usual. "Hey, Cain! Man am I glad you called. Somethin happened. The grey faces are meddlin and uh.... they kinda.... changed my appearance.... uuuuhm..... long story short they used their crazy magic to turn me into Bruiser.... uh... could ya.... warn everyone on your end of things so we can try and avoid misunderstandings? I seem to be really good at causing those."

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“It’s okay, Blue. Anyone would have done the same, and I’m glad ta know I’m not the only one lookin out for Aqua.” Upon Aqua’s appearance, Dante attempted to hide behind Blue. 

“Sweetheart, don’t look at me. Those Anonymous grey faced weirdos meddled in somethin with their crazy magics and now I look like Bruiser. I don’t wanna cause ya any grief cause my ugly mug’s extra ugly now.”

*Cain hummed as he dialed the number on his phone. Bringing it up to his ear, he hoped Dante would pick up this time. He was still trying to figure out what happened between him and Aqua and why Blue was showing such aggression towards him.*

The line was answered by Dante, though his voice seemed a bit more gravely than usual. "Hey, Cain! Man am I glad you called. Somethin happened. The grey faces are meddlin and uh.... they kinda.... changed my appearance.... uuuuhm..... long story short they used their crazy magic to turn me into Bruiser.... uh... could ya.... warn everyone on your end of things so we can try and avoid misunderstandings? I seem to be really good at causing those."

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"By the angel! It makes sense now! She must been havin a PTSD flashback! My little brother has those sometimes and he wanders around dodgin and rollin around like he's dodgin attacks and screamin in military jargon. It's the only possible explanation! I just hope she don't slip into an episode at the sigh a me!"

*Cain hummed as he dialed the number on his phone. Bringing it up to his ear, he hoped Dante would pick up this time. He was still trying to figure out what happened between him and Aqua and why Blue was showing such aggression towards him.*

The line was answered by Dante, though his voice seemed a bit more gravely than usual. "Hey, Cain! Man am I glad you called. Somethin happened. The grey faces are meddlin and uh.... they kinda.... changed my appearance.... uuuuhm..... long story short they used their crazy magic to turn me into Bruiser.... uh... could ya.... warn everyone on your end of things so we can try and avoid misunderstandings? I seem to be really good at causing those."

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Euphoria smirked. "Well thank you for the translation~ I still find him ravishing and cute no matter what spell falls upon him~" He winked at Rave.

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Hello, Blue. I ah.... listen, I'm sorry about how things went down all those months ago. I think there was a big misunderstanding somewhere and some things probably got lost in translation in my car wreck-jumbled skull. I really didn't mean ta make Aqua cry. I care about her so much that I'd rather dust than her get hurt. Cain says he might know what the mixup was so I can make it right and do right by Aqua and the rest of ya from now on. I've been goin over everythin that happened that day over and over again tryin ta figure out how I can make it up to everyone... especially her. I nearly dusted from it at one point, but the grey faces that turned me into Bruiser musta reset my HP back ta full, otherwise, I'd a dragged my half dead coccyx out here ta prove everythin I just said... and the reason I stayed away for so long was, one I knew none a ya wanted ta see my ugly mug, and two I wanted ta give Aqua time ta recover and relax after that since I know from personal experience how much time it can take to feel 100% after an episode like that... plus I wanted to make sure my broken bones were healed before I came back so I wouldn't make her worry."

*Cain hummed as he dialed the number on his phone. Bringing it up to his ear, he hoped Dante would pick up this time. He was still trying to figure out what happened between him and Aqua and why Blue was showing such aggression towards him.*

The line was answered by Dante, though his voice seemed a bit more gravely than usual. "Hey, Cain! Man am I glad you called. Somethin happened. The grey faces are meddlin and uh.... they kinda.... changed my appearance.... uuuuhm..... long story short they used their crazy magic to turn me into Bruiser.... uh... could ya.... warn everyone on your end of things so we can try and avoid misunderstandings? I seem to be really good at causing those."

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Euphoria used a tendril to lift Rave's chin. "Somethin' good happen or are ya just happy t'see me doll?~"

"heheheheheheyourecute"

"What the flustered idiot's trying to say is the anons are runnin wild and he's been cursed to lose composure around you specifically." Anomaly sighed. "teehee!" Rave giggled "he also says he's sorry he can't be as eloquent and charming as he usually is... yes, I can understand him, so what." Anomaly grumbled

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Hey, Cain. I got hit by the anons too. In the name of all that is decent, please don't say my name in the same area as me. If you do a piece of my clothes disappear. I know I wear a lot of clothes as it is, but there's only a limited amount of times you can say it before I have to duck and cover. Poor Rave is a flustered mess when his boyfriend is nearby and Friday's been thrown into dom alpha rut. These anons are getting out of hand and I get the sinkin feelin they ain't finished yet!" Gears pleaded, pointing out that Cain made his work gloves disappear and his bandanna and goggles were already gone as well revealing droplets of bronze embedded in his bones, ground smooth and polished. "I was in a bronze smelting accident when I was fresh outta my stripes and I make a point ta keep the affected areas hidden in public because people stare or try to chip the metal out of me for quick cash. This is kinda a dangerous situation for me."

Dante ambled up the driveway towards Cain. "My little brother was a renowned and feared bitty when we were trapped in the illegal bitty fighting rings decades ago. He was El Diablo De La Arena, known for his bronze spattered bones. If anyone that works that shady business notices that identifying feature of his, he'll be shrunk and whisked away to another ring in some stars forsaken backwater AU.... but uh.... did ya tell Aqua about my current uh.... affliction? I don't wanna give her a panic attack or nothin. I still really care bout her and want what's best for her safety and happiness... hence why I stayed away as long as I did. Wanted her to be able to relax." he frowned, taking one more puff of his cigar before stubbing it out and blowing the smoke away from Cain and the opened front door.

*Cain hummed as he dialed the number on his phone. Bringing it up to his ear, he hoped Dante would pick up this time. He was still trying to figure out what happened between him and Aqua and why Blue was showing such aggression towards him.*

The line was answered by Dante, though his voice seemed a bit more gravely than usual. "Hey, Cain! Man am I glad you called. Somethin happened. The grey faces are meddlin and uh.... they kinda.... changed my appearance.... uuuuhm..... long story short they used their crazy magic to turn me into Bruiser.... uh... could ya.... warn everyone on your end of things so we can try and avoid misunderstandings? I seem to be really good at causing those."

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Euphoria chuckles. "My my~ Cat got yer tongue love?~"

"m-mayyybeeeeeee?"