3ggling
3ggling
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Ford, 20, he/they, asexual? probably?? who even knows at this point. posts exclusively nonsense and lives in fear. minors probably shouldn't interact now that i think about it
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3ggling · 1 day ago
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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it
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It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly
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3ggling · 1 day ago
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I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though
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3ggling · 2 days ago
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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!
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3ggling · 2 days ago
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3ggling · 2 days ago
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3ggling · 2 days ago
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god this movie was so amazing
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3ggling · 3 days ago
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Sacrificial lamb who volunteered for the job but bitches about it the whole time
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3ggling · 3 days ago
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can someone translate what the sign says?
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3ggling · 4 days ago
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[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]
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3ggling · 4 days ago
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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked
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3ggling · 4 days ago
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People will literally be doing anything on ao3
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3ggling · 4 days ago
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i will raise my children traditionally
the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances
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3ggling · 5 days ago
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3ggling · 6 days ago
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3ggling · 6 days ago
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3ggling · 6 days ago
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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3ggling · 6 days ago
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“But they forget”
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