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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

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can someone put their canine teeth in the side of my neck please for the love of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my dawg

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what are your thoughts on the holy trinity being a mathematical function where the father is the input, the son is the output, and the holy spirit is the mathematics? my uber driver was tryijg to explain it to me and i didn't understand a goddamn lick of what he was saying. is this some sort of new branch of christianity i havent heard about?

I have literally never heard of that before. But I swear there is a branch of theology that you can only get from strange Uber drivers.

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The folks at the CW have their priorities straight.

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"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

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edwin being catnip for a bunch of gayass supernatural entities is fucking hilarious. his victorian sensibilities and autistic mannerisms have bewitched them.

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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

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literally how is driving not incredibly scary for everybody. how is it so normalized. girl you are going to DIE out there

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does anyone want to have a concerning power dynamic with me

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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

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women invented lesbian sex so they could have sex with each other

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

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Nonbinary people love me for my meteor beam attack