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I would love to share a ciggy with her outside of a club in essex. it just finished raining and there are puddles in the street reflecting the clubs neon sign. the low thump of dancehall hits from inside the club feels like a heartbeat. we sit there and bitch about exes. all is good.
So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
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edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
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if ur not smoking microplastics we cant hang
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washi tape on the blunt #coquette
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based off of this tweet
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 3 months
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"man is free but everywhere in chains" my cat thinks, as he gazed out the window, despite the fact that he would get eaten by coyotes outside
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 4 months
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for real lmao! Like there is so much crazy shit abt the universe and I cant not be facinated by in
Calling someone with a Dune hyperfixation, please
Disclaimer: I am a casual fan of the first two Dune movies. I have not read the books. I have a question.
I know that Lady Jessica was supposed to have a daughter with Leto Atreides I so that the daughter could have a son with Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen. I know that she chose to give Leto a son, who ended up being Paul, and nobody (specifically Reverend Mother Mohaim) was happy about this.
My question is why did it have to be Jessica’s firstborn child?
I think I’m missing some context, because the way I see it, if Mohaim had just taken a chill pill and let Jessica have her fun and make her boyfriend happy, waited a few years, and then reminded her to have a daughter as well, some of this chaos could have been avoided. Sure, the plan would be delayed a few years, but Mohaim herself said that the Bene Gesserit plan in centuries. What difference would a few years make?
Is there some kind of dilution of ability that happens between the firstborn and the second-born child? Was the timing of Paul or the would-be-mother of the Kwisatz Haderach that sensitive and delicate? Was Mohaim just a control freak? I’m confused.
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 4 months
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Probably not unless they killed off Paul (which is totally somthing the Bene Gesserit would do) cuz Paul is already the Kwizatz Haderach genetically
Calling someone with a Dune hyperfixation, please
Disclaimer: I am a casual fan of the first two Dune movies. I have not read the books. I have a question.
I know that Lady Jessica was supposed to have a daughter with Leto Atreides I so that the daughter could have a son with Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen. I know that she chose to give Leto a son, who ended up being Paul, and nobody (specifically Reverend Mother Mohaim) was happy about this.
My question is why did it have to be Jessica’s firstborn child?
I think I’m missing some context, because the way I see it, if Mohaim had just taken a chill pill and let Jessica have her fun and make her boyfriend happy, waited a few years, and then reminded her to have a daughter as well, some of this chaos could have been avoided. Sure, the plan would be delayed a few years, but Mohaim herself said that the Bene Gesserit plan in centuries. What difference would a few years make?
Is there some kind of dilution of ability that happens between the firstborn and the second-born child? Was the timing of Paul or the would-be-mother of the Kwisatz Haderach that sensitive and delicate? Was Mohaim just a control freak? I’m confused.
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 4 months
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Dune hyperfixation here! There's a few reasons that Mohiam was pissed that Lady Jessica had a boy. First off, Lady Jessica did it for Duke Leto, directly disobeying Mohiam and doing something other than serving the sisterhood. Second, Duke Leto was an increadibly influential member of the Landsraad (like the house of lords in parliament but suuuuuper powerful), meaning that his firstborn child would also be a super influential person. By marrying the eldest daughter of Duke Leto to the heir of House Harkonnen, it would unite one of the most influential House (Atreidies) with one of the richest (Harkonnen), making the Kwizats Haderach heir to House Harkonnen and House Atreidies, also ending the feud between the two houses and stablizing the politics of the empire. Finally, the Bene Gesserit had planned for the Kwizats mother to be Lady Jessica's daughter, meaning that if Paul had been born a girl, she would be one of the most powerful Bene Gesserit, meaning that the fact that the Kwizats Haderach was born to a Sister who not only broke protocol, but showed that she wasn't entirely devoted to the Sisterhood ment that the Kwizats mother was a loose cannon who could change the outcome of the plan drastically. We see this when Lady Jessica chooses to stoke the fremen fanatacism, causing the holy war.
TLDR: Lady Jessica showed disloyalty, political shenaniganery, and Bene Gesserit eugenics
Calling someone with a Dune hyperfixation, please
Disclaimer: I am a casual fan of the first two Dune movies. I have not read the books. I have a question.
I know that Lady Jessica was supposed to have a daughter with Leto Atreides I so that the daughter could have a son with Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen. I know that she chose to give Leto a son, who ended up being Paul, and nobody (specifically Reverend Mother Mohaim) was happy about this.
My question is why did it have to be Jessica’s firstborn child?
I think I’m missing some context, because the way I see it, if Mohaim had just taken a chill pill and let Jessica have her fun and make her boyfriend happy, waited a few years, and then reminded her to have a daughter as well, some of this chaos could have been avoided. Sure, the plan would be delayed a few years, but Mohaim herself said that the Bene Gesserit plan in centuries. What difference would a few years make?
Is there some kind of dilution of ability that happens between the firstborn and the second-born child? Was the timing of Paul or the would-be-mother of the Kwisatz Haderach that sensitive and delicate? Was Mohaim just a control freak? I’m confused.
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 4 months
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I've succumbed. Dune is my new hyperfixation. Feydpaul is the new brainrot. The Benegesserit are mother and I will dress like them when I am older.
I must not Cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 5 months
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Reblog the fundraisers you mfs!!!!! I don't know why you all skip those to reblog some pic of a banner saying "FREE PALESTINE" or of news from Columbia University! Literally these people from Gaza have made an account on Tumblr and is writing in english to communicate what they need and you all are coming onto my blog or on the tag and not reblogging their posts. We have people both Palestinian and non Palestinian vetting the fundraisers! I mean more the reblogs, more the chance of the fundraisers gaining momemtum, the more there would be a chance of a donation. Please donate if you can and reblog!!! and follow them if it is possible.
@/mohammedayesh has posted about getting leaflets, telling them to evacuate Rafah. They are very low on funds. Go follow them and reblog their posts and donate if possible.
We have @/haneenatya too whose mother is suffering from eye stroke and need to evacuate. Please I have been following them for some days and it doesn't seem their own posts are getting much attention.
Follow them! They are on tumblr. Reblog their posts and donate. The protests in universities are being done on account of them. They should be our focus.
(EDIT: on re-reading my post it seems as if I am dismissing all that the students of universities are doing. I am not. I just meant, since all of it is to help Palestinians, we must not ignore them when they ask for help).
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 5 months
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 5 months
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mice are having sex in my walls :(
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mice are having sex in my walls :(
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 6 months
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happy Margret thatcher death day to those who still celebrate
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a-pile-of-human-flesh · 6 months
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astute observation moist-pegging-champion
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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy
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@/folkoftheshelf on Twitter has made a thread of fundraising links for Gazans. I’ve transferred the links here, please boost them as the conflict is worsening:
Help Ahmad Hassan and his family escape Gaza
Help Halla Morshed’d family escape Gaza
Help Dr. Yousef Alsweisi and his family escape Gaza
Evacuate Sohad’s family out of Gaza
Help Donia Tanani and her family escape Gaza (they are close to reaching their goal!!)
Help Zinh and her family escape Gaza (they are close to reaching their goal!!)
Help this Gazan family rebuild their lives (they are not close to their goal as of writing)
Help the Zack Family
Help Hala Jad and her family (they are at a 1/3 of their goal)
Help Walid and his family escape Gaza (they are close to reaching their goal!!)
Help Mariam Radi and her family (as of right now they are not close to reaching their goal)
Help Maha Abu Shammala evacuate the family from Gaza (they haven't met their goal as of writing)
Help Ronza Alaa and her family (they haven't met their goal as of writing)
Help Noor and her family evacuate to safety (they haven't met their goal as of writing)
Help Manar Abuqata get his family out of Gaza (goal hasn't been met as of writing)
Help Farah save her family
Help Ahmad’s family escape from Gaza to Egypt
Help evacuate Mohammed Harara’s family out of Gaza (they are halfway through their goal!!)
Help Dana and her family escape (they have almost met their goal!!)
Help Anas’ family escape from Gaza (goal has not been met as of writing, note that the money is in krona, 1 usd=11 krona)
Help Ibrahem Ra’fat Daher and his family evacuate Gaza
Help Hakam Albalawi save his family (goal had not been met as of writing)
Help Tabseem AbuJamie’s family evacuate (goal hasn't been met and only has two donations as of writing)
Rafah Masterpost
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