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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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my ab workout consists of lying in bed with my laptop on my chest and raising my head so that i can see my keyboard

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wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

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I went ahead and just made it

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i'm sad bc i love people who are far away from me... i'm delighted by the fact that i live in a world where i can love people who are far away from me... the conundrum of the day

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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

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Kate McKinnon’s last “Live From New York, it’s Saturday Night!”

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need this

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the second its above 75 degrees my body wilts like sautéed spinach

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gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour