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I have-- a very convoluted polytrix kpdh au i want to write, but I have no creative endurance right now

Pls know that the super long fanfic in my head is super good

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Writing is so fucking stupid. I had a scene pop into my head and now I’ve spent the last year and 100k words creating the necessary contextual plot/character depth to earn the emotion in that scene. Ridiculous. Absurd. Why.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: G'raha Tia | Crystal Exarch/Warrior of Light Characters: G'raha Tia | Crystal Exarch, Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy XIV), Krile Baldesion (Final Fantasy XIV), Alphinaud Leveilleur, Alisaie Leveilleur Additional Tags: Pre-Patch 2.0: A Realm Reborn (Final Fantasy XIV), Miqo'te Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy XIV), Fist Fights, Twinks are Fightinggggg, Warrior of Light has it down bad for G’raha Tia, Bard Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy XIV), Male Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy XIV) Summary:

“I hate to admit it, but I think you’re right,” says Krile. “Raha has taken to studying arcanima in his spare time, not an actual passion for it, just idle knowledge.” “In case someone were to strike up a conversation with him?” Alphinaud asks, amused. “You know how he hates to look anything other than capable. I think that, should the opportunity to talk arise, he wants to look good in front of him. You know how Raha likes to—“ Krile stops and frowns, listening to the rather animated chattering coming from beyond the place that they’ve nestled themselves into. “Do you hear something?” Alphinaud shifts, pokes his head around the corner before jolting. “By the Twelve!”

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billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^

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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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Chapters: 11/12 Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket/Stan Pines Characters: Bill Cipher, Ford Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Original Characters, Stan Pines, Jesus “Soos” Alzamirano Ramirez, Melody (Gravity Falls), Gideon Gleeful, Pacifica Northwest, Mrs. Gleeful (Gravity Falls), Fiddleford H. McGucket Additional Tags: Handyman Bill Cipher, Post-Book: The Book of Bill (Gravity Falls), Temporarily Human Bill Cipher, Blood and Injury, Unsuccessful Murder Attempts, Demon possession, Making Out, Smoking, Bill is Trying to Tap That So Hard, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, (Like only a little), Demon Exorcism, Bill Cipher is a Magical Girl, Top Bill Cipher, Bottom Ford Pines, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Biting, Tongue Sucking, Throat Bulge, Multiple hands Summary:

Things are complicated in Bill’s life as it is now that he’s in a human body on glorified house arrest while doing community service as the new handyman for the Mystery Shack, what he doesn’t need it a situationship-turned-maybe-just-ship with Ford Pines.

…maybe he shouldn’t seek it out either, but that’s besides the point. He’s got one goal and that’s to get back in his body, get his powers back, and far away from this rock.

So, when salvation comes in the form of a former fling spinning plans about how to get his revenge and eat it, too, Bill’s all too eager to listen. It’s not like he cares about these people, this place, or anything else here. He’s got plans, big plans, and there’s nothing that can stop him, not even these squishy, human emotions he’s starting to feel.

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Who? Me? :3c I'm just a little guy

Chapters: 11/12 Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket/Stan Pines Characters: Bill Cipher, Ford Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Original Characters, Stan Pines, Jesus “Soos” Alzamirano Ramirez, Melody (Gravity Falls), Gideon Gleeful, Pacifica Northwest, Mrs. Gleeful (Gravity Falls), Fiddleford H. McGucket Additional Tags: Handyman Bill Cipher, Post-Book: The Book of Bill (Gravity Falls), Temporarily Human Bill Cipher, Blood and Injury, Unsuccessful Murder Attempts, Demon possession, Making Out, Smoking, Bill is Trying to Tap That So Hard, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, (Like only a little), Demon Exorcism, Bill Cipher is a Magical Girl, Top Bill Cipher, Bottom Ford Pines, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Biting, Tongue Sucking, Throat Bulge, Multiple hands Summary:

Things are complicated in Bill’s life as it is now that he’s in a human body on glorified house arrest while doing community service as the new handyman for the Mystery Shack, what he doesn’t need it a situationship-turned-maybe-just-ship with Ford Pines.

…maybe he shouldn’t seek it out either, but that’s besides the point. He’s got one goal and that’s to get back in his body, get his powers back, and far away from this rock.

So, when salvation comes in the form of a former fling spinning plans about how to get his revenge and eat it, too, Bill’s all too eager to listen. It’s not like he cares about these people, this place, or anything else here. He’s got plans, big plans, and there’s nothing that can stop him, not even these squishy, human emotions he’s starting to feel.

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“work wife” let’s take this to the next level. Work ex-wife. we had something once

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Daytime reblog because I posted the chapter late last night!

Chapters: 11/12 Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket/Stan Pines Characters: Bill Cipher, Ford Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Original Characters, Stan Pines, Jesus “Soos” Alzamirano Ramirez, Melody (Gravity Falls), Gideon Gleeful, Pacifica Northwest, Mrs. Gleeful (Gravity Falls), Fiddleford H. McGucket Additional Tags: Handyman Bill Cipher, Post-Book: The Book of Bill (Gravity Falls), Temporarily Human Bill Cipher, Blood and Injury, Unsuccessful Murder Attempts, Demon possession, Making Out, Smoking, Bill is Trying to Tap That So Hard, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, (Like only a little), Demon Exorcism, Bill Cipher is a Magical Girl, Top Bill Cipher, Bottom Ford Pines, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Biting, Tongue Sucking, Throat Bulge, Multiple hands Summary:

Things are complicated in Bill’s life as it is now that he’s in a human body on glorified house arrest while doing community service as the new handyman for the Mystery Shack, what he doesn’t need it a situationship-turned-maybe-just-ship with Ford Pines.

…maybe he shouldn’t seek it out either, but that’s besides the point. He’s got one goal and that’s to get back in his body, get his powers back, and far away from this rock.

So, when salvation comes in the form of a former fling spinning plans about how to get his revenge and eat it, too, Bill’s all too eager to listen. It’s not like he cares about these people, this place, or anything else here. He’s got plans, big plans, and there’s nothing that can stop him, not even these squishy, human emotions he’s starting to feel.

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Chapters: 11/12 Fandom: Gravity Falls Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Fiddleford H. McGucket/Stan Pines Characters: Bill Cipher, Ford Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Original Characters, Stan Pines, Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Melody (Gravity Falls), Gideon Gleeful, Pacifica Northwest, Mrs. Gleeful (Gravity Falls), Fiddleford H. McGucket Additional Tags: Handyman Bill Cipher, Post-Book: The Book of Bill (Gravity Falls), Temporarily Human Bill Cipher, Blood and Injury, Unsuccessful Murder Attempts, Demon possession, Making Out, Smoking, Bill is Trying to Tap That So Hard, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, (Like only a little), Demon Exorcism, Bill Cipher is a Magical Girl, Top Bill Cipher, Bottom Ford Pines, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Biting, Tongue Sucking, Throat Bulge, Multiple hands Summary:

Things are complicated in Bill’s life as it is now that he’s in a human body on glorified house arrest while doing community service as the new handyman for the Mystery Shack, what he doesn’t need it a situationship-turned-maybe-just-ship with Ford Pines.

…maybe he shouldn’t seek it out either, but that’s besides the point. He’s got one goal and that’s to get back in his body, get his powers back, and far away from this rock.

So, when salvation comes in the form of a former fling spinning plans about how to get his revenge and eat it, too, Bill’s all too eager to listen. It’s not like he cares about these people, this place, or anything else here. He’s got plans, big plans, and there’s nothing that can stop him, not even these squishy, human emotions he’s starting to feel.

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Someone ping me when AO3 is back up, I guess I’ll do my fucking homework

Fuck my stupid baka life

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I FINALLY FINISH EDITING THE CHAPTER TO POST AND AO3 IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?????

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ok yknow what. I'm not a big human bill guy, but I'm gonna vouch for twink bill cipher for a second. look me in the eye and tell me that an eons old eldritch being running around cosplaying as a 20yo human twink and being chronically obsessed with a 60yo gilf he fumbled three decades ago that is actively trying to kill him is not an objectively funny concept

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Kiss kiss kiss 💋💋💋