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$300 cash to steal a robot seems worth it

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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Where’s bocconcini and what have you done with them

Top ten cheeses

parmesan - all rounder, always reliable

cheddar - mvp, reliable

super sharp cheddar - yummy snack cheese

real mozzarella - instantly makes your italian dishes 10x better

queso - gotta have a dipping cheese

bleu cheese - love it on a burg

brie - messy but decadent

queso fresco - mmmmm i keep forgetting to buy one

havarti - secret way to improve a sandwich instantly

pepperjack - just a little southwestern kick for your pleasure

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I hope she’d do numbers and special characters

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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Tumblr decided to up my 2.5k blaze to 100k, so blame them I guess?

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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war never changes

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Confirmed

consider yourself booped