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Hades and Persephone is just a chick securing the bag from a simp

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make on my slasher jonathan crane shit make his final girl becky k bye

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Arguing about the IMPORTANCE of Daenaera Velaryon in my notes is so unserious

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Anyways idk why people are so obsessed with distorted retellings of Hades and Persephone when Eros and Psyche are right there

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You all need to get fanfic Aemond out of your minds because canon Aemond would be a terrible ruler

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i will not take "zutara is a colonizer/colonized ship" criticism from Megan Markle stans ✋

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"Rhaenyra's bloodline sits on the Iron Throne" Ok, but is any of them Gaemon Pale Hair

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Probably half of King's landing descends from Aegon II....a literal King of the People, tbh

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And if I come out as a Aegon x Baela shipper

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Oh, forgot to add Aegon sparing Baela to not anger House Velaryon...wich is actually very smart??

Compare this to Cregan letting Unwin Peake alive and nobody in Team Black caring when Jaehaera apparently killed herself.

George really laid the foundation for Team Green stanning

Love how GRRM tried with every fiber of his being to make Team Green look like losers only for them to turn out more merciful and competent than Team Black

-Team Green only had 3 dragonriders Vs Team Black 7 dragonriders and they still make it hard for the blacks, to the point Daeron is considered the biggest threat to Rhaenyra.

-Daemon and Rhaenyra had Aegon's son killed and had their sights on the other one, but despite having tbe opportunity to, Aegon refused to kill Rhaenyra and Daemon's son.

-Daemon 50 smth ass had to die to defeat his nineteen year old nephew (in an incredibly illogical battle btw)

Martin knew he wanted the Blacks to "win" (in the sense their child sits on the throne because it's the beginning of the end for the Targaryens from now on) but didn't properly edit the story and as result ended making the Green look much better than he intended to

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Still mad that GRRM scrappped the time jump and we got Gerald Cringestar over Edric Dayne 😡

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In my delusion era, so from now on, I declare Daeron survived the war, escaped to Dorne and married a lady from House Dayne. The end

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Nothing can justify grown ass Catelyn beefing with a fourteen year old boy over something he had no control over

She should have directed that energy towards her cheating husband.

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yes about the lannister fanbase!!! everyones favorite got character list includes at least one lannister but when you root for team green, or one of your favorite character is from team green everyone is like “you're excusing rapists! murderers! how is he your favorite character??!!” well maybe because they are actually interesting unlike all the team black characters which are dull as it gets with no depth whatsoever

it' funny because Cersei and Tywn alone have committed more crimes than Team Green combined, yet the same people that hate the forme are out there adoring and defending Cersei...

I don't understand why they use morality as a reason for disliking characters in a universe where pretty much all the people are horrible. I mean, I can count on my hand the characters that are actually motivated by noble ideals and not personal gain and/or greed.

it goes from to hilarious to horrifying when you realize these folks unironically believe Team Black are good people. Team Black and Team Green are same but with different coat of arms and colors, nothing more.

Liking characters based on morality in universe where the main characters are nobles in a feudal society is simply impossible.

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Love how GRRM tried with every fiber of his being to make Team Green look like losers only for them to turn out more merciful and competent than Team Black

-Team Green only had 3 dragonriders Vs Team Black 7 dragonriders and they still make it hard for the blacks, to the point Daeron is considered the biggest threat to Rhaenyra.

-Daemon and Rhaenyra had Aegon's son killed and had their sights on the other one, but despite having tbe opportunity to, Aegon refused to kill Rhaenyra and Daemon's son.

-Daemon 50 smth ass had to die to defeat his nineteen year old nephew (in an incredibly illogical battle btw)

Martin knew he wanted the Blacks to "win" (in the sense their child sits on the throne because it's the beginning of the end for the Targaryens from now on) but didn't properly edit the story and as result ended making the Green look much better than he intended to

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Catelyn stans trying to justify her absolutely stupid shite decision of bethroding Arya to the 22d son of one of her father's bannermen is something...

"She was doing her best in a difficult situation wah wah!" No, babe, her best would have been at least pushing for at least a third son or something. She was over the moon on Sansa being Queen but apparently couldn't work her brain to get something at least in the bare minimum for Arya. And then she hilariously uses her to shit on Jon and "What about Arya's claim?" when Robb wanted to make Jon the heir. Forget Cersei being dumb and believing she is Machiavelli, she got nothing on Catelyn in the 'I'm shit at politics' department.

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I don't remember Stark stans being so self righteous to people that liked the Lannisters, even when the narrative portrays the Starks in a far more heroic light compared to the Blacks.