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Time to end this nonsense.

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I wrote a letter for the one who broke my heart, and put it in an envelope with her name, followed by “in the event of my death”.

The concluding line of said letter:

Know that my last memories of you brought only sadness.

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Them: There’s a light at the end of the tunnel!

Me: (wanders deeper into catacombs)

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Not entirely proud to be Canadian right now.

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Over

I believe that for most humans, there comes a point in time where their love life is actually, finally over, but they have no way to know or predict this, so some of them just naively, pathetically keep hoping.

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British Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife

Made by Wilkinson Sword Ltd.

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Cheers!

A follow-up video on Andrew Klaven’s idiotic Witcher-related misunderstandings about the roles of size and strength in armed martial arts and medieval sword fighting.

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For many people, breaking up is like being between jobs. For me, breaking up is like becoming homeless. It’s a lot easier to strategically send out resumes than it is to be found by a good Samaritan that’s willing to take you in.