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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Counsellor: What's the most reliable way for us to contact your parents?
Harry:
Harry: Do you have an Ouija board?
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Interviewer: Would you say that you are independent?
Sirius: *looks at James*
James: *nods his head*
Sirius: Yes
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Peter: I sleep with my wand under my pillow.
James: I sleep with a knife.
Sirius: Both of you are pathetic.
Peter: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Sirius: Remus.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Sirius: It's pretty cold outside. Want to hold hands? We should stay close.
Remus, blushing: O- oh okay.
Peter:
Peter: But it's summer.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Harry: Happy father's day!
Remus: Thank you, prongslet.
Sirius, winking: Happy daddy's day!
Remus:
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Sirius and Remus on a trip
Sirius: everything is so different here!
Sirius: I wanna go home.
Sirius: I miss the food, Hogwarts... I can't even remember how James looks like!
Remus: It has only been 3 days.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Enjolras: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Grantaire: I almost died.
Enjolras: That... was my favorite memory
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Snape: There are four seats at a table and we need to figure out where each person sits. There's mary, will, you, and me. In which order should we sit?
Lily: Me, Mary, you, and Will.
Snape: Try again.
Lily: Me, Will, you, and Mary.
Snape: No...
Lily: As long as I'm as far from you as possible, I think the order is correct.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Remus: *hugs Sirius from behind*
Remus: *plays with Sirius' hair*
Remus: Eat my chocolate again and I'll end you.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Grantaire meeting Enjolras for the first time: Do you know how comfortable it is if you sleep on the floor and hug the mattress instead?
Enjolras: Maybe you could hug me instead.
Grantaire: What?
Enjolras, nervously: Nothing. I just said maybe you're called Hugo instead...?
Grantaire: *confused and gay noises*
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Remus: I have concluded that I can't deal with people stupider than me.
James, Sirius and Peter:
Sirius: But you deal with us.
Remus with tons of empty coffee cups beside him and sleep-deprived eyes: Do I really?
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Remus: I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man after what he had said to me.
Sirius: What did he say?
Remus: Remus, you're fired.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Grantaire, gazing lovingly at Enjolras: He could kill me and I'd thank him.
Eponine, who'd heard this for the millionth time: I'd thank him too
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Remus: Be careful!
Sirius: Tried that once. Most boring day of my life.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Priest: Repeat after me.
Grantaire: After me.
Priest, turning to Enjolras: Are you sure you want this one?
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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James, to Lily: If I had a coin for every time you crossed my mind, I would only have one coin because you're all I think about.
Sirius, interrupting: BRO? WHAT ABOUT ME? BITCH.
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Combeferre: What's the first thing you notice when a person approaches you?
Enjolras: The audacity.
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