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ace-of-trppls · 15 days
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Steampunk AU Masterlist
(because Tumblr Mobile hides my stuff)
Premise , Canon Character Designs
'Yuu' setup
Heartslabyul
Savanaclaw
Octavinelle
Scarabia
Pomefiore
Ignihyde
Diasomnia
Jubilee Port and the Court of Miracles
(UPDATED 8/27/23)
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ace-of-trppls · 17 days
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starting a tag game! take this quiz to find out what kind of shark you are, reblog with your results, and tag a few people you think would enjoy :) i’ll go first!
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i think this is pretty accurate!!
no pressure tags: @leftsquarebracket @aanalytic @zetto52sd @forkinthegarbagedisposal @chipadip @rosebian
anyone else is welcome to join too <3
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ace-of-trppls · 18 days
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I just found out what MILF and DILF means.....you all disappoint me. PLUS NEITHER MASTER LILIA OR MALLEUS'S MOTHER ARE IN YOUR LEAGUES!
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ace-of-trppls · 18 days
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//OOC Attention, Twisted Wonderland Roleplay Blog community! We're happy to announce the launch of the NRC Cafeteria, a Discord Server designed specifically for fans of the series that happen to join us in our ask blog shenanigans.
Aside from the obvious our rules are quite lax and there's still room to upgrade the server based on member feedback, and we'd love to have you if you happen to want to get to know the mods behind this blog in and out of character, or share a little about your own blogs and characters without the restraints of making out of place posts on your tumblrs/accounts for your anons!
We ask that you pardon our dust as things get settled, and don't feel afraid to just get talking even if it takes a while for members to roll in! All suggestions will be considered and we hope to welcome you with open arms. Link in reblogs, Join us now!
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ace-of-trppls · 19 days
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Something I find silly/pos in a lot of twst fanfics happens in the beginning when Riddle used his UM on Grim and Azul made a comment about wanting it, and every Yuu variant/reader inserted/Oc/player simultaneously goes "I probably shouldn't trust that guy"
like out of everyone you find in a room that includes a dude with lion ears, a man in a mask who probably kidnapped you, and somebody who litterraly just yelled OFF WITH YOUR HEAD the one you think the most human looking dude is the least trustworthy??
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ace-of-trppls · 20 days
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ace-of-trppls · 20 days
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「𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 -.2: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍」 Twst x Dark Deception Au
After escaping the 2nd realm you find yourself once again in Crowley’s chamber.
Once Crowley has congratulated you on surviving the second realm once again, an odd voice begins talking to the both of you
Whom introduces himself as “Malleus” he’s an ally who turns out to be Crowley’s sworn enemy to you at least and the very reason he needs to repair the mirror
“I’m sorry
Good luck”
Green flame, cold floor, empty windows All of which are characteristics of Crowley’s realm or what he likes to call it “The Mirror chamber” It was big built similar to a ballroom on side had multiple mirrors containing all the portals to the realms, the other there was a large French door it seemed to be sealed shut in the center of the door there was a an odd circle that looked similar to a closed eye
This was the place where I awoke after an accident it wasn’t that led to my demise, a distant memory and a foggy mind was AlI had when I had woken up that was a lie but now? Something’s wrong you can’t remember, the wolf? Ace? Deuce? All an odd blur
“Ah! You’ve done it again Yuu!”
“C-Crowley!”
And you saw the familiar crow man “Dire Crowley” a mysterious man whom promised to help you he’s using you
You’ll get your life back you don’t remember do you? Everything will be fine if you follow his command and get the mirror pieces
Ah Yes, everything will be fine just follow Crowley no doubt, none at all
“Oh my, is something wrong dear?”
“Nothing” No, you were so close!
“I…see”
Crowley looked as if he was eyeing you, watching each movement, each breath, each injury he was watching everything like a hawk yellow soulless eyes, a chilling gaze All too familiar is it?
“Oi! Birdman!”
Ah, grim was here right, is he alright? He looks good despite the previous fight he seems unchanged it’s just like him
“Oh my? Grim-y boy what’s wrong?”
“That wolf.. those to guys, Something’s missing! You did something did you!”
“Ah…oh my something odd with grim did the realms mess up something in your head?”
Crowley grabbed grim, DON’T LET HIM
grim seems to be struggling a lot HE’LL DO IT AGAIN
Someone’s yelling something. He’ll do what?
Fire everywhere
but it wasn’t grim his fire is blue this is green
my eyes hurt my head hurts my limbs feel numb Everything hurts Someone he’s here
Help he’ll help
He…? Yes
“Crowley”
The large French door I had mentioned earlier changed, the middle now had an odd center one that looked like a beautiful emerald Iris with a slit pupil similar to a cat It’s moving it…he? Glared at Crowley He called for Crowley right? Crowley looks worried his breath turned rigged he was still holding grim by the collar, but grim as well seemed scared
Am I missing something? Yes
“How many times must you fail in order to realize you won’t win?”
“Malleus…”
“Yes that is my name”
Malleus? Who?
“Child of man”
what an odd nick name, I wonder who that is it’s you
“I’m talking to you”
“Me…?”
“Indeed”
“ah”
“do not trust Crowley”
Huh…?
“You will regret it”
“Malleus! What are you doing here!?”
“Oh my now your talking you dammed bird, but then again, they always have been your trump card haven’t they?”
“You…! Don’t you dare plant ideas into my precious helper!”
“Ah yes your "precious helper" I wonder how truly precious they are if they suffered like this for how many times now?'
"Malleus"
Crowley's tone was weary like daring him to speak yet under that facade he was scared wasn't he? Malleus... I've heard that name before you've heard it a million times Where? You know where
"Child of man...may you choose the right ending"
What does he mean? But before I can say anything Crowley had muttered words under his breath like a spell and the eye of the door shut abruptly. Crowley had put grim down sighing, on the other hand grim stared almost as if he remembered something he wanted to share yet, wasn't't allowed to say
"my precious helper, we must collect the mirror prices as soon as possible there is no time to waste"
His voice sounded cold and demanding, as if he made a threat rather than a command. He grabbed my hand not caring that I had just nearly died and eaten. He gave me one last glare before aggressively throwing me into the next realm
"you better not fail me again"
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ace-of-trppls · 6 months
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the 10,000 tuna cans is still a lie, there are probably only 25 or 50, tops ... o(--<
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ace-of-trppls · 7 months
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Lilia and Baul meeting during NRC family day and everyone is so fucking confused because WHY is Diasomnia's vice housewarden trying to hit up Sebek Zigvolt's grandpa. The moment he entered the gates Lilia's already there wiggling his eyebrows and a rose in his mouth
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ace-of-trppls · 8 months
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Hey everyone, I wrote a book!!
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A new kingdom, a new king, a new life. But nothing ever really changes for squires. A banished knight has no choice but to abandon his home in search of a new kingdom to serve. That knight's squire, on the other hand, is less content with being pulled around due to someone else’s mistakes. When a dark figure offers the squire a second chance, how could he not take it? However, this deal might be more than he bargained for. A disenchanted squire with more potential than he realizes and a cunning mage who might not be as proficient at magic as she claimed join forces to save themselves by fulfilling their end of a cursed bargain: to kill the king.
If you're interested you can preorder a copy of the ebook here and preorders for the physical books will be open soon. The hardback, paperback, and ebook are all going to be released on October 3
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ace-of-trppls · 9 months
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NRC's First Years 📸
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ace-of-trppls · 11 months
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Erm...presents you with more Malleus ft. my yuu
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ace-of-trppls · 1 year
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And now I struggle with the fucking titan.
This makes me wanna to fight god.
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ace-of-trppls · 1 year
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If Malleus were in Arknights he's the type of unit who has an absurdly high deploy cost but when you place him anywhere on the map the stage just ends.
Also a stage ender in card games but you have to deploy all Diasomnia members.
Or get a Yuu card killed lol. He'll destroy the arena itself as vengeance. Exodia the horny one.
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Good morning to the most beautiful boy in the world!!! Everyone else… hello I guess…
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Monster Mayhem: Donkeys & Dragons
Gender Neutral Reader x Malleus Draconia Word Count: 3.0k
Summary: In which your friends are idiots who think gallivanting around a haunted castle surrounded by lava is a great idea. And then there's a dragon.
ie. Or, I watched Shrek this afternoon and could not stop thinking about the memes of the Prefect being Donkey and Malleus as the Dragon.
[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]
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‘Treasure beyond your wildest dreams!’ Ace said.
‘Knowledge long since lost to time!’ Deuce corrected.
‘Yeah, okay, but what is it,’ you asked.
And neither of them had an answer.
Abandoned castles suspended over a sea of bubbling lava were not your preferred holiday destination. You’d told Ace this several times. You’d begged, pleaded, to please just be normal for once. But noooo. Both the snarky, ginger, bastard and the other half of his singular brain cell had apparently decided that suicide ala boiling rocks sounded like a perfectly lovely plan for your Saturday evening.
“I’m just saying,” you huffed as the rope bridge swung worryingly beneath your feet, “taverns are a thing. Faires. Market runs. Casual side quests that won’t wind up with us being flambeed alive.”
“But there’s treasure!” Ace complained, the muddled light off the lava below illuminating his pout in a way that made it look especially punchable. “I heard there’s this really awesome magical sword! Or maybe it was a shield or something—”
“Or something,” you grit out. “What if it’s a book, huh? You can’t even read.”
“We can try!” Deuce returned, a spark of that familiar determination zipping through his blue eyes.
“Or we can sell it,” Ace said, which was certainly the more likely option of the two.
One of the rickety, wooden, slats cracked beneath the low heel of your boot and tumbled down into the lava below. Maybe it hit the gurgling pool of death with a hiss, or a whump, or some other cool sound. But all you could hear was the ringing in your ears.
“Oh my god. I’m going to die.”
“I mean, maybe,” Ace shrugged. “But at least you’ll have a cool new sword propped up at your grave or something.”
You managed to make it all the way to the other side of the horrible death bridge without plummeting to your doom. Except now you were standing at the foot an equally horrifying castle. It was massive—grand on a scale that seemed entirely impossible for something constructed in the heart of a volcano. Its dozens of ebony spires clawed at the sky. The walls crawled with grey ivy and thickets of thorns so dense that you couldn’t see even the barest hint of brick beneath. It looked evil in the way that cursed tombs felt evil—eternal, and still, and oppressive. Like a creature in its own right rather than just an agglomeration of black stone.
Ace drew his sword and Deuce readied his axe. You sighed and plucked at the strings of your stupid fucking lute, and wished once more that you’d had the foresight all those moons ago to take the cushy internship position Lord Crewel had tried to offer you. But, no. You’d wanted to be an adventurer.
The massive double doors of the entrance swung open with an eerie groan. A pair of stern looking gargoyles stood guard as the three of you cautiously made your way into the castle. You swore you could feel their eyes following you—that you’d seen them flex jagged claws into their stone perches in an aborted attempt to dive after you.
The inside of the looming fortress was no more welcoming than out. Dark, emerald, stained glass windows lined the walls—smothering any of the warmer light from the volcano and tinting the entire hall a sickly green-grey. The stone floors and walls were elaborately carved with the faded stories of dynasties long since passed, but what had once surely been immaculate craftsmanship had shifted and cracked with age—crushing floors into tight slopes and littering already narrow walkways with heavy debris.
“We just have to find the tallest tower,” Ace hummed, swiping at a few dangling trails of thorns with the blunted edge of his blade. “And then the highest room in that.”
“The treasure is never in the highest room in the tallest tower,” you complained. “You just heard that in a drinking song once.”
“Is that true?” Deuce frowned, looking terribly betrayed.
“No way!” Ace snipped. “I told you! An old crone read my fortune in her bone dice, and she said to always check the highest room in the tallest tower! Because that’s where I’d find my greatest treasure!”
“Maybe the greatest treasure is the friends we’ve made along the way?” Deuce suggested helpfully.
“No.”
So you split off from a grouchy Ace and dejected Deuce to try and find some stairs. Every room in this stupid castle was swimming in so many shadows that you could hardly tell right from left, let alone if there were any kinds of secret doors or passageways that may lead to an equally secret tower. The chamber you’d found yourself in now was gigantic, and each tentative step you took echoed discordantly through the ashy gloom. You kicked miserably at a loose rock and it skittered off into the darkness with a dull thunk. And then something… odd, began to happen. That darkness began to move—to rise and unfurl like a great set of wings on a beast. And—oh. Oh no.
“Would you look at that,” Ace whistled under his breath, neck craned all the way back as he squinted at what was most definitely the tallest of all the towers this creepy castle had to offer. “Guess what, nonbelievers. I found the—”
“DRAGON!”
Whoosh went the great swathe of emerald fire as it exploded down the barren hallway and nipped at your heels. You dove out into the open courtyard just in time to avoid being roasted alive, and the gargantuan monster behind you let out a roar fit to shake the earth. A quick tuck-and-roll left you crouched behind a fallen pillar, and the dragon’s bright, green, glower turned on you and your garbage hiding spot with a rumbling snarl. Its rows of sharp, white, teeth closing just above your head—missing its mark by barely a hair’s width.
“Gotcha!” Deuce snarled, his armored fists dragging the dragon away by its tail. Or, well, tried to. Because the dragon was a hundred feet long at least, and your blue haired friend probably looked like nothing more than a pesky rat darting between its feet. It turned and snapped at him irritably, taking a great, big, step forward in a bid to get a firmer stance to attack. You threw yourself in the other direction to avoid being trampled.
“Go!” Ace called, charging in from the other side. “Quick!”
Because at the end of the day, they were still both your brave, tanky, warrior, friends. And you were just a very, very, squishy bard who really would not fare well against a particularly motivated goose, let alone a dragon. So you skidded through the rubble and onto your feet, and started to sprint back into the castle’s halls—hoping maybe you’d be able to find a bit more cover.
There was a great clatter, and both Ace and Deuce yelped. You looked back hurriedly to see the pair of them clutching onto the dragon’s tail for dear life as it whipped them back and forth through the ash and debris cluttering the ground. With one, final, great, sweep, the dragon pitched them into the air and sent them careening through the roof of that ‘tallest tower.’ You muttered a hasty incantation and the sparkling outlines of soft feathers danced along your fingers. You hoped you weren’t too far. You were probably too goddamn far. But you hummed frantically under your breath nonetheless and entreated your middling magic to give them a soft landing.
And then there was another wave of green hellfire raining down over your head and you turned and ran.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck—
Even if you’d been a champion sprinter, there was little good it would have done you against a beast whose stride was longer than you were tall. You made it back into some hall or other, and into another cavernous room, and then you were pinned into a corner—the dragon looming over you like a vengeful wraith come to take its due.
It was gigantic. Probably the biggest creature you’d ever seen. And it was sleek—all lithe muscle and glossy rows of black scales that glittered oddly in the dull, grey, light. Its wings spread wide behind it, spanning the entirety of the vast chamber. They looked like the sort of wings that could stir up a hurricane. The curling horns atop its head seemed sharp enough to gore a man or twenty, and the purple crests lining its skull were tapered down flat in a way that reminded you a bit deliriously of a pissy cat pinning its ears back before it swatted at you.
Its lips curled back over pointed canines as it snarled at you, and you were showered in a swathe of hot sparks.
“Oh, what large teeth you have,” you squeaked, and when the dragon dipped closer to bellow into your face, your reeled back with a splutter. “I—I mean white, sparkling, teeth!” you rattled, nearly incoherent. The dragon’s snout twitched away, almost like you’d startled it. “I mean, I’m sure you hear this all the time from your food, but—wow! Just! Very lovely! Definitely the prettiest smile I’ll ever be eaten by!”
Slowly it lowered its great head, and you could see the neon glare from its narrowed eyes.
“Not that you have to eat me,” you added hurriedly, hoping to whatever Gods could hear you that your smart mouth could finally be useful for more than just talking circles around assholes in bars or weaseling your friends out of shitty contracts. “I’d very much like not to be eaten. But all the same, we did intrude in your home—and it’s definitely a very nice home—so I’d totally get it. And I guess if I did have to die today, knowing that my life would be in the hands of something so magnificent is certainly reassuring.”
The dragon seemed to preen a bit at that. You could see the sharp crests beneath its horns soften as tension bled from the beast’s posture. It ducked in close again, and this time you felt a sharp pull of air rush past your cheeks as it sniffed you. Its nostrils were the size your head—bigger even, maybe. You didn’t want to think about it, but the dry heat of its breath puffing into your face made the entire thing a bit hard to ignore.  
“Did I mention what a charming home you have?” you rambled on. “Very aesthetic. The gargoyles at the gate were a lovely touch.”
The dragon made a low, warbling, noise in its throat that wasn’t quite a growl, but wasn’t particularly… reassuring, either. It made the hair on the back of your neck stand on end.
It ducked away—not far, just enough to reach one of the large, carved, walls at the outskirts of the room. Its long neck slithered out before pausing pointedly over an archway. It took you a long moment to realize it was gesturing to something. Another gargoyle from the looks of things—this one almost entirely crumbled away under the strains of time. You could just barely make out the shape of its square jaw and taloned fingers.
You nodded so hard you nearly gave yourself whiplash.
“Yes! I see! Very beautiful! Such fine craftsmanship!”
The dragon cooed at you. Swear on your life and all the money in your back packet. An actual, honest to God, coo. Fuck, maybe you’d managed to charm your way out of imminent dismemberment and death after all.
It ambled closer once again, a curiosity lighting its eyes and warming those neon irises into something that was less poisonous-hell-fire and more mellow-evening-in-the-forest.
Amidst all the rippling waves of ebony scales, your eyes caught on the smallest smear of crimson. Just a touch of red—right along the spikes of its tail. Carefully, cautiously, slower than molasses, you stepped forward with your hands raised. You whispered a handful of familiar words under your breath and your palms glowed fuzzy and blue. Dragons were supposed to be inherently magical, right? So this one would certainly understand that the string of syllables you’d babbled out were good, and helpful, and not at all a provocation. The dragon was looking down at you with lidded eyes, its gaze a bit unfocused. You gulped.
“I’m sorry my friends messed with your tail,” you apologized, gingerly holding your fingers out to hover over the abrasions without actually touching. “They were just trying to protect me. If—if that makes it any better.” The minuscule wound began to knit itself back together neatly beneath the pulses of your magic. “I do tend to need a lot of protecting—I’m not much a warrior, if that wasn’t completely obvious by the everything about me—so I can’t really blame them for being a bit gung-ho about it.”
After a moment or two, the scratches had faded back into solid, matte, black and you drew back with a content hum.
“There! All fixed!” You gave your most winning smile. Please don’t eat me, your brain chanted on endless repeat. Please don’t eat me please don’t eat me please don’t eat me—
The dragon reared back and settled on its haunches with another heavy puff of sweltering breath. You could feel the heat of it prickling all the way up your arms. After a long, long, moment of silent consideration, the dragon leaned forward again and rumbled deep in its chest. When you only stood there, properly petrified, it huffed again and bumped its nose against your sternum, nearly toppling you over.
“I don’t—” you started, nervous. “I’m sorry. I don’t really get what you’re trying to say.”
With another sigh that sounded entirely too put upon, the dragon lowered its great head. The air itself seemed to grow heavy against your shoulders, and you could taste the cloying bitterness of strong magics on the back of your tongue. Black miasma oozed from beneath the dragon’s talons and melted along its scales. The caustic scent of ash and petrichor burned along your nostrils, and you had to pinch your eyes shut and cover your nose to keep from coughing. You managed to sneak a peek past your fingers just in time to watch the shadowed outline of the beast collapse. And out of that puddle of black goo emerged a man­. He was tall and lithe, just as the dragon had been, with glowing green eyes that were terribly familiar. They were framed with thick, dark, lashes and sat perfectly on a face that was nearly too handsome to be human (well, it really wasn’t human you supposed, so that little tidbit probably accounted for said inhuman beauty well enough). Recognizable eyes and stature or no, the curling horns atop his head would have sealed the deal plenty well enough on their own.
He shook off the shadows twining around his ankles with a lazy twist of the hand and then turned to you with a curious little hum.
And holy fuck Mister Dragon apparently had no sense of shame, or maybe just no qualms about social niceties and practicalities, because his human self was wearing about just as many clothes as his lizard form had been.
You squeezed your eyes shut with a squeak, and then double covered them with your hands for good measure.
A chuckle rolled through the air—as dark and pleasantly rich as the finest of chocolates. And then there was a clawed finger beneath your chin, tilting your head back, and back, and back until you were at least half-way sure it would probably be safe to open your eyes again without infringing on his decency.
“You are fascinating, Child of Man,” it—he—hummed, low in his throat. His thumb dragged down to hook beneath the curve of your jaw and support the finger tucked up under your chin. “And it’s been so, very, long since I’ve been fascinated by anything.”
“Uh,” you replied, like a perfectly functional human being.
The dragon’s lips curled up over his pointed teeth—still just as sharp and white as they had been when he’d been so much bigger and scalier.
“I think I’d like to keep you,” he said with a nod to himself, as casually as one may talk about picking up extra groceries from the market.
“Uh,” you said again.
“You did mention that you needed protecting,” he continued, tapping a clawed finger against his own chin. The small smile quirking his lips twisted into something smug. “And that is certainly something at which I would excel.”
Your head was swimming.
“I—I mean. I’m honored that you—that… you—” You couldn’t even think the words, let alone get them past your brain and out of your mouth. You cleared your throat and fought to keep your eyes level with his clavicle and nowhere else. “D-Don’t you think you’re moving a bit fast?” you laughed nervously. “I mean, I’m sure my friends will probably be on their way back down soon—and—I mean, we haven’t even introduced ourselves yet. I don’t even know your name.”
He blinked, slow and serpentine.
“Oh. I suppose you wouldn’t.” He canted his head to the side, long strands of that inky black hair of his spilling across his shoulder. An amused sort of grin worked its way along his mouth. “Dragons are not keen to give out our true names so readily, but you seem like a clever one. Tell me—what do you think I’m called then, hmm?”
You glanced up quickly at the horns atop his head and couldn’t help yourself.
“Tsunotarou?”
He let out a bark of laughter that seemed to shake the walls.
“Oh,” he trilled, looking positively delighted. The hand not curled beneath your chin reached down to snag your own, and he brought your wrist up to his lips. You could feel the imprints of his canines against the soft skin there. “I’ll definitely be keeping you.”
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Diasomania has pretty boys
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Have I shifted sides….?
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