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Toto: It doesn’t look good. The stewards are still deciding on a punishment for your actions. George: Did you tell them I feel so bad I have a tummy ache? Toto: I did. They were unaffected.

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POV: You're Fernando, and you find your boyfriend sitting like a good boy waiting for daddy. The trademark wings make him look like a sweet little angel (which he is), and you're going to reward him all night for being a good boy.

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I see it!

The vision, I must consume Lance Stroll as a Merman conent.

So I am watching a video of Natural history of dragons: Draconology (part 1)

"So the Merfolk is associated with seals 🦭, of the family is Sea troll"

Sea troll... Stroll... Lance Stroll... Seals... Mermaids... Merman

Why did my brain just think "Lance Stroll is a Merman, I connected the dots"

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Congratulations Sara’s shitty photoshop has now invaded formula 1

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One moment you're driving and the next ...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66951145/chapters/175115346

Chapter 4 is out now!

Currently 6,141 words 4/20 Chapters Posted

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Fernando:*Walks into a driver dinner and puts a human skull on the table* Lewis: Uhhh... Fernando? Fernando: What? Lewis: The skull? Fernando: Oh yeah, that's Mother's. George:*lurches back* Charles: OH MY GOD!!! Max: Cool. Fernando: No, it's not my Mother, it belonged to my Mother. She'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die, I've have it up every year. Lance always seemed to enjoys it when he comes over. Fernando: Plus, you can put sweets in it! Lance: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!

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this was originally written in a reblog but i decided it needed its own post

literally begging everyone to watch an interview given by baby lance, whether it be 11 year old ferrari junior lance or 18 year old williams rookie lance and understand that he wasn’t always this way, always this reserved and closed off and unexpressive. the media has beaten him black and blue and scrutinised every little thing he says and used any excuse they can to say that he is clearly a spoilt brat who will never amount to anything.

he gives them nothing because they can't make anything out of nothing. but of course they do it anyway, they make him out to be someone who thinks he's 'above it all' 'tired of the sport' 'entitled little shit' when in reality he loves F1 with all he has and hides himself in a protective shell of quiet indifference to try to avoid media scrutinisation.

mark webber once said (in his book) that fernando alonso was a very shy and reserved person in reality. yet when he teamed up with lance, he took on the brunt of the media duties specifically because he knew lance struggled with them.

lance isn't spoilt, entitled, or bored of f1 because he doesn’t express much in press conferences. he's simply incredibly introverted and has been worn down over the years by the constant scrutinisation he has been subjected to by the media.

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I thought this was a legit hockey player tf

OMGGG IS LANCE STROLL HOT???????

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George, teaching Kimi how to drive: You’re driving along and Christian and Max walk out into the road. What do you hit? Kimi: Definitely Christian. I would never run over mama. George, putting his head in his hands: The breaks Kimi. Toto, sat in the back: I would also run Christian over.

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This is what I do!

The fic I’m currently writing I decided to have a car crash in the first chapter.

Me - I’m going to write a silly happy fic!

Also me - and let’s put a nice hard punch of angst at the end…

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I can’t get over that one vid of lance squeezing himself through a gap to leave the paddock instead of just scanning his land yard thing to leave😭😭

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During a dinner

Lance: daddy pass me the salt please.

Fernando,checo and Seb:*reaches for the salt.

Fernando,checo and seb:*awkward silence.

Charles: is anyone going to point out that his actual father isn't even here?

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Same.

I watched the final on TV and just wished that I could be at Wimbledon to watch it. I may enter the ballot in the next few years for some hope to seem them play live.

Some of you want to be Carmen to date George, some of you want to be George to date Carmen. I am different, I want to be both so I always go to the finals and watch Sincaraz

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This photo of Charles and Leo is so cute

I've thought about non-driver Charles before, but this photo perfectly captures his vibes, so it's time to talk about it

Or WAG!Charles AU

So, sometimes I think about the AU, where Charles is not a driver and was never really interested in it. He could have lived in Paris for a long time and returned to Monaco when Max had already become a WDC. And they could have met at a party, but I think it was more likely that their mutual friends introduced them.

Max was tired of looking for a reliable partner who wouldn’t only need his fame and money from him, and Charles wanted an alpha who would date him not only for his looks, and then be jealous of everyone. Their mutual friends thought that they were perfect for each other, but both Max and Charles were skeptical about it. Charles liked Max, he liked how easily Max made him laugh, how he didn’t overstep the boundaries communicating with him, but he was still afraid that this was just a game for Max, and that Max didn’t need anything serious with Charles, since he was clearly popular among the omegas. But he picked up Charles on a “date” in a shiny new Ferrari, took him to places Charles liked, and generally treated him with respect. Max was also initially skeptical of their friends' idea that Charles would be right for him, he had met such beautiful omegas more than once, whose eyes immediately lit up when he told them about himself. But Charles was nice, and he immediately suggested that they first get to know each other better, become friends, and then see how it would turn out. He was very polite and well-mannered, he was not shy about showing his true self, and it seemed that he didn't care at all that Max was an F1 champion, Charles wasn't interested in motorsport anyway, and he was absolutely not impressed that Max was a big figure in this sport.

But for some reason, Max wanted to impress him. It used to annoy him when people changed their attitude towards him once they knew who he was, as if he immediately became important, as if he only mattered because he was a champion. Max wanted Charles to praise him, something like that, to get his approval, to show off and brag about his victories to him, he even invited him to the Grand Prix, but Charles always refused. It seemed that Charles wasn’t at all impressed by all of Max's achievements, and that was why Max liked him so much.

They had already been "dating" for several months, but they had never even held hands, let alone more. Max no longer knew what to do to make their relationship grow into something more, he was afraid to ask directly because he was afraid of being rejected, and Charles seemed satisfied that they were essentially friends.

But in fact, Charles was also thinking about finally giving up and kissing Max, he was already completely convinced that he was not like all his previous partners, but still hesitated to make the first move, fearing that it would only spoil their relationship. He appreciated Max and was glad for what was between them.

And then the moment came when Max invited Charles to his apartment to introduce his cats, and Charles didn’t even refuse. They had dinner, Charles cuddled the cats, and then asked Max, when he suddenly looked at Max's helmets standing in the living room, "Are you like winning something?"

“Yes, it happens”, Max replied modestly.

Then Charles asked, "Will you show me your trophies?"

And Max agreed, realizing that this was the moment.

He led Charles into a room that was completely filled with his trophies. Charles didn’t expect to see so many trophies of different sizes, shapes and colors. For the first time, he wondered who Max was. They hardly ever talked about it, Charles didn't want to talk about his work, and he figured Max wouldn't want to talk about it either, but they could gossip about annoying colleagues, that's it. Charles thought about how much work had been put in to get all this, and looked at each trophy with interest. He didn't know for sure, maybe there were trophies for participating in the races, not only for winning, who knows? Because there were so many of them.

“Are these for your entire career in Formula 1 or for other categories too?” he asked.

Max chuckled and replied, “This is only for two seasons, and just a little bit from the previous. If I bring all the trophies I'd received for all the first places, podiums and championships in my apartment, there would simply be no free space left”.

Of course, he was most likely exaggerating, but it was worth it. Charles's mouth dropped open in surprise and his eyes widened.

“Are you like, good at this?”

Max was amused by this question, but at the same time, he really liked Charles's astonishment. It had been a long time since he had enjoyed having someone admire his achievements so much. But it was Charles.

“I'm like, the best,” Max replied, “the fastest.”

Naturally, Charles kissed him after those words.

He never thought that he would be so turned on by the fact that Max, funny, kind, friendly Max, with whom he always felt comfortable just being himself, was also the best at what he did, what he loved with all his passion, devoting himself to it completely. Anyway, their first time happened right in this room full of Max's trophies, but his most precious trophy was Charles and only him, because everything else was just things, and the real happiness was to hold this omega in his arms, and feel him moving even closer to him, as if in a desire to become one.

And the next GP Charles finally accepted Max's invitation to come with him. Max's new omega immediately made a splash in the paddock. No one knew who this gorgeous omega was, everyone was intrigued, what connected him with Max, where did he come from in the first place? And on this GP Charles was finally able to see that Max wasn’t lying - he was the best and the fastest.

A year later they got Leo, who became famous all over the world, and one more year later they got married.

Happy end!

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.