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Romantic sexual: Hot, single, & ready to mingle

Aromantic sexual: Cool, fresh, & ready to mesh

Romantic asexual: Warm, subtle, & ready to cuddle

Aromantic asexual: Already pretty comfortable

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Cause all of me loves all of you

Love your cheese and all your toppings

After one slice I’m not stopping

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When relatives start asking me about having children

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Doctor: Any chance you might be pregnant?

Me:

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Thanks for submitting your photos!

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i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

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writers keep making their villain characters asexual like damn you just expecting us to take over the world or what

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*orders box even though I'm asexual* 

These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V

from Science Alert

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I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery.  She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.

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Finding people attractive when you’re asexual is like, “I don’t know what I want to do with you exactly, but I wanna do a lot of it.”

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I'm asexual but... I actively don't like cake aM I REALLY ASEXUAL? pls reply aspa I'm so concerned

*rips black ring off your finger* How DARE you call yourself asexual and deny our sacred food???!!!!! LEAVE. LEAVE AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK.

lol jk of course you can not like cake and still be asexual…we do get carried away with the whole cake thing sometimes, but after years of arduous research, scientists have concluded that sexual orientation is in fact independent from one's affinity for cake. :P

But uh...*squints at you*…do you at least like pie though?

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These just keep getting weirder and weirder and I love it

[#474. Lemons are inherently dangerous to all of the Asexual Clans.]

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When I gain new followers

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Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

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"Can men and women really just be friends?"

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I got my ace ring at the Wishing Stone. If anyone is in the Seattle area (they actually have a location at the airport [Sea-Tac], so if you're visiting that's good too!) They have hematite, as well as agate, which are both >$10. A more expensive option online would be a very, very dark green jade. (No more than $40).

Thanks for the info!

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What's your favorite cake, if you have one? Personally I'm tied between cheesecake and carrot cake.

Both solid choices…my personal favorite is tiramisu.