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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

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The G in 5G stands for the 5 little gay people in my phone who keep me storng 🫂

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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it’s the titematic universe

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I was tagged by the lovely @beast-0f-lavendert0wn to post a selfie

I’ll tag @sourpatchsorcerer, @zaelic-deity, @sorrythatisaysorrywaytoomuch, @a-hammock-of-stars and @wunnmoretime

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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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tag your porn

laughing my ass off at how much this sucks

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Was really disappointed to learn that dissolving a corporation doesn't mean dipping the billionaire CEO into a vat of acid 😮‍💨

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

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putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

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Clippy, Cortana, Copilot, why does Microsoft fail so good at making personal assistants everyone hates

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See what Microsoft should have done was packaged the copilot thing as a cute little animated guy, perhaps a paperclip or something.

computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be