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When a customer asks for assistance while you鈥檙e serving someone else
#Harper's Island#Cameron Richardson#Chloe Carter#Customer#Assistance#Unavailable#Busy#Can't Have Me#Go Away I'm In The Middle Of Something Here You Fool
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When your boss asks your opinion on something they鈥檝e clearly already made their mind up about
#The Affair#Ruth Wilson#Alison Bailey#Doesn't Matter#Beliefs#Opinions#Boss#Made Up Their Mind#Resignation#Sad#You Don't Really Care#What's The Point Of Answering
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When you say something incredibly witty just as you leave the room
#Penny Dreadful#Eva Green#Vanessa Ives#Witty#Leaving#Exit#Smug#Smile#Proud#Mental Finger Click#I Am On Fire Right Now#Not Always This Witty So Gonna Savour This Like The Last Malteser
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At the club on a Saturday night
#Vicious#Marcia Warren#Penelope#Girls#Prostitutes#Club#Saturday Night#Disgusted#Confused#I'm Surrounded By Whores#Did I Wander Into A Brothel
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When the smoke alarm goes off yet again just because you wanted toast
#Game Of Thrones#Cersei Lannister#Lena Headey#Eyeroll#Despair#Not Again#Smoke Alarm#Toast#Annoyed#Every Freaking Time#Shut Up#Why Won't You Let Me Have Toast
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When a friend can鈥檛 make it to a party because they can鈥檛 get a babysitter

#Two And A Half Men#Charlie Sheen#Charlie Harper#Shallow#Empty#Lifestyle#Beer#Friend#Party#Babysitter#Parent Problems#Relieved To Be Childless#Bet You Wished You'd Used Contraception Now
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When you realise all of your friends have Valentine's Day plans with their partners and you're... plan-free
#Murder She Wrote#Angela Lansbury#Jessica Fletcher#Look Away#Sad#Valentine#Valentine's Day#Friends#Single#No Plans#Holding Back The Tears#No No It's Fine#Just Me And The Box Sets Then
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After the hot customer leaves
#Nine To Five#Lily Tomlin#Violet Newstead#Jane Fonda#Judy Bernly#Dolly Parton#Doralee Rhodes#Faint#Pass Out#Shock#Catch Me#Hot Customer#It's All Too Much#I Think He Just Impregnated Me With His Eyes
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When the alarm goes off on a Monday morning
#What To Expect When You're Expecting#Elizabeth Banks#Wendy Cooper#Monday Morning#Alarm#Giving Birth#Scream#Agony#Nooooo#I Hate That Noise
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Monday mornings
#Red Dwarf#Chris Barrie#Arnold Rimmer#I Hate Everything#Bent Over#Foetal Position#Monday Morning#Don't Make Me Go To Work#Norman Lovett#Holly
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When your friend laughs at a bad joke from one of your parents
#Clue#Madeline Kahn#Mrs. White#Bad Joke#Parents#Friends#Fake Laugh#Sneer#Head Turn#What Are You Doing#Stop That#That Wasn't Funny#Who Are You Right Now
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Describing my new optician to friends moments after my first appointment
#New Girl#Zooey Deschanel#Jess#Jessica Day#Optician#Gossiping#Appointment#I Want Him#I Want Him Bad#Desire#Let Me Just Stick This Pen In My Eye So I Can See Him Again
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Announcing i'm going out for lunch after a difficult morning at work
#Downton Abbey#Maggie Smith#Violet Crawley#Dowager#Dowager Countess Of Grantham#Unbridled Joy#Appetite#Going For Lunch#Difficult Morning#Work#Sarcasm#Need Calories To Get Over This Bullshit
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When a manager starts telling off one of your lazy co-workers
#Murder She Wrote#Jessica Fletcher#Angela Lansbury#Popcorn#Staring#Manager#Lazy Co-Worker#I've Been Waiting For This#I Am So Into This#Telling Off
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When your best friend cracks a joke at your expense infront of other people
#Scooby-Doo#Daphne Blake#Sarah Michelle Gellar#Velma Dinkley#Linda Cardellini#Best Friend#Making Jokes#In A Mood#Grumpy#Cheerful#Tickle#Giggle#Slap Away#Don't Touch Me You Bitch#That Wasn't Funny#We'll Discuss This Later
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When a new co-worker claims they've been told they don't have to deal with children
#Celebrity Big Brother#Linda Nolan#Reaction#Wait What#New Co-Worker#Contract#No Children#No But Seriously#You're kidding Right
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When you have to cover an earlier shift at work
#American Dad!#Roger#Roger The Alien#Roger Smith#Seth MacFarlane#Early Shift#Work#Coffee#Caffeine#Shakes#Too Early#Don't Talk To Me Until The Caffeine Kicks In
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