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Trevor tucks himself into bed after Dinner! (Timelapse)

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snoopy of the day

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snoopy of the day

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SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

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La-bye-bye

yessss fuck that thing!!!

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I'm gonna talk to you like an adult. Is that okay with you? Do you have any idea why I made you team captain this year? Obviously it's not because you're our best player. Shauna's faster, Lottie's got better foot work by a mile, and Taissa — Is this some pep talk? Jackie, you possess something no one else on this team has: influence.

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indisputable greatest woman of all time

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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster

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I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.

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do you want au? i have one. okay, naruto is a monk, an orphan who grew up in a monastery. sasuke, no doubt, is a samurai from a respected clan.

the main thing is not to kill each other during the journey.

I'm so fucking excited. Naruto is my first fandom in my life, Narusasu is my first pairing. And now, after nineteen years, I finally drew art with my favorite boys.

yess, i’m old old woman

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Ohhhhhhh I stand corrected

They’re about to eat up everyone here

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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

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i did in fact instantly recognize vic's molly mcintire cosplay

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“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s