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boy what that tongue do full view on twit || bluesky

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it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

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for wonderful @akilah12902 who listens to me screaming from the depths of the sewer maze (i did find my way out in the end)

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"Was I sweet once?"

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Poison Potato Gortash

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Astarion likes missionary sex. Likes being able to see his love’s face and the way their body reacts to his.

He loves being able to lace his fingers with theirs, and press their hands to the mattress. It grounds him just as much as the steady eye contact does. Doesn’t matter if he has to coax them into it, murmuring “eyes on me, darling” as he rolls his hips into theirs.

He loves the way he can hold them close to his chest as he comes with their thighs wrapped around him, completely engulfed in one another.

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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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Saw a tag on my post about low approval Halsin that said he sounded like Gordon Ramsay when angry and, well... 💀

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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

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Black Sesame Milk

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elaborate on the canon dragon cock,

I am soooooo glad you asked it's been driving me nuts that Ryoko Kui gave us this gift and most of the fandom doesn't even realize it

Falin was fused with a male dragon. and you can literally see her dragon dick in some scenes. Thistle has her straight up spread eagle with their foot resting on her dick at one point!!!!

and like here's the thing I understand if ppl missed that. bc it's kinda subtle! but ryoko kui is a MASTER of anatomy, and she's also known to be a bit of a monster fucker (under exaggeration lol). She knew exactly what she was doing and this was a gift that she bestowed upon us and I think we need to appreciate this gift horse!!!

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I said I was done talking about EA Wyll but I’m not.

I MISS THAT SILLY SCENE IN THE GOBLIN CAMP WHERE THE GOBLINS ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE BLADE OF FRONTIERS AND WYLL SHOWS UP AND PLAYS ALONG.

The goblins don’t recognize Wyll as The Blade of Frontiers. Wyll makes a suggestion on how to kill The Blade. Wyll asks Tav to make a suggestion on how to kill The Blade.

Then goblins as are like “ohh, those are some great ideas!” Wyll just smiles at them and says, “hey, check out my eye.”

Then the goblins are like “oh…. fuck.”

AND THAT WAS SUCH A STAND OUT MOMENT TO ME. I loved it so much and I miss it!

THIS ONE COULD STILL WORK IN FULL RELEASE! GIVE IT BACK, LARIAN! 😭

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I can't stop thinking about what his story would be like if he were a tiefling.

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"oh Astarion is SOOOO effeminate" wrong. You are judging Astarion by human genders. Astarion is first and foremost a high elf and by high elf standards he is actually INCREDIBLY masc. Other high elves look at him and he reminds them of that one annoying straight guy in their elf-economics (elfenomics if you will) class in elf-college who loved playing devil's advocate. And then they see him kiss a guy and they almost die of shock.