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2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

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did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

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some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

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what happens to draculas clothes when he turns into a critter: a list of theories

dracula is a master of illusion & tricks the eye into seeing a bat or whatever & in fact doesnt actually Truly transform at all

dracula doesnt give a Fuck about logic & transforms his clothes right along with himself

dracula himself cant actually transform & his clothes hold the magical properties that allow him to shapeshift

whatever the fuck that shit was they did in animorphs 

dracula has to wriggle his little bat self out of a sea of clothing & then he just turns up ass naked wherever he lands next & nobody questions it

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this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

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this dude is having a meltdown because blizzard made a middle eastern map that isnt a stereotypical a desert shithole

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i hate the whole oppression works both way thing because like

for instance

if you go up to your boss and say “YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOURE FIRED!!” nothing happens to your boss because you’re not in a position to do anything to her like that. if she goes “NO, YOURE FIRED.” then you’re out on your ass and unemployed. you both said the same thing, but its effects were COMPLETELY different, because of the POSITIONS OF POWER.

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A photoset of a thread posted today by Planned Parenthood via twitter. They’re breaking news about congress taking steps to defund Planned Parenthood and end with a call to action.

You can follow them at @PPact on twitter to catch their live developments of what is happening as this unfolds.

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My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

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Year 1017

c. May: Melus of Bari begins a rebellion, supported by Norman mercenaries. His Lombard forces are victorious in three pitched battles against the Byzantine Empire.

c. July: Cnut the Great, King of England, marries Emma of Normandy, widow of the penultimate monarch, Æthelred. He divides England into the four Earldoms of Wessex, Mercia, East Anglia and Northumbria.

2nd half: Kiev burns. Possible date at which construction of Saint Sophia's Cathedral, Kiev, is started.

2nd half: Abd ar-Rahman IV succeeds Sulayman as Umayyad caliph.

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if you have a personality disorder youre 100% responsible for your toxic behavior & how you treat others, having a pd isnt a pass to be abusive

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I don’t think I’ve looked at my okcupid since i received this message two years ago

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i am kind of sad ok