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Catching feelings? I only catch hands

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Hey, you there, gorgeous

You're fucking astounding. Thanks.

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Wowowowowowwoow also sorry to my like 4 followers that I post like once a month I'm sorry. Having a structured, constant blog???? I don't know her

“You shouldn’t want them all to think the same. It’s their different points of view that make the team strong.” - Splinter

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insp: this but also @officialshredder

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Lookin like a cute ass mothafuckin slim jim who have him the rIGHT

Thought some of ya’ll might appreciate this. Particularly @pink-ink-slinger @turtlebaes @accioturtur @pyromantic-technin @fear-the-antiverse @leeloosart @heroesinthehalfshell @melek90 @trinsghost and lots of others.

Btw, this is part one. :3

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

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“@Nick__Bateman: Target practice 🎯#bostaff”

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He looks 100% done with everyone’s shit 

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My brain when I use other methods of coping rather than just reading fanfiction

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Trailer #2 (2016) - Paramount Pictures  

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAbRg7xUtVUから)

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I'm in TEARS

Hey!!! Love your blog!!! I just wanted to ask if the guys ever roast each other? Like do they clap back at each other? That would be funny

YES THEY WOULD OH MY GOD??!!! THIS HAS ME GIGGLING YES THEY SO FUCKIN WOULD AGAFDGSF:

LEONARDO

He’s the smooth and quick roaster. A quick clapback is all he needs.He always has this indifferent look on his face, and a small smirk when he delivers the roast.

And yeah, you should be afraid when he does that little thing that indicates when he’s about to roast someone. Jaw clamp, and he crosses his arms. He’ll lean against something and then you you know its coming.

RAPHAEL

RAPHAEL GOES IN AND TAKES NO HOSTAGES, NO NAMES, NO NOTHIN’. There is no chill with Raph when he roasts someone.

Raph will rip into a bitch, and usually its sharp and snappy, like a bite. He’ll tower over them, lean in and snatch em’ bald. If he’s across the room, he’ll holler and it’s lowkey terrifying.

MIKEY

Despite how good at roasting his bros are, Mikey is the KING of roasting.He goes all in. Go big or go home, that’s his game motto.Mikey is super intuitive. Super smart, maybe not, but he know how crack someone open and read em’ like a book.

He isn’t bug on intimidation, instead he’s all in your face and smug. 50% chance he’s gonna do a little bob & weave dance while he’s at it.

DONATELLO

Donnie is the more emotional roaster.

His head’ll fall just and bit, and he’ll look at you over the top of his glasses and then lay down the most crippling roast you’ve ever endured.

Though he does switch. One day, he’s a merciless roasting God, and the next he can’t even find it in himself to insult his sandwich.

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Motion Poster from Paramount UK

https://twitter.com/ParamountUK/status/700013993876848640

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

“All teched up and ready to go. Nothing’s going to stop Donatello in #TMNT2: Out of the Shadows.”

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My favorite moodboard,,,, I can't believe Donnie invented legs

Thought some of ya’ll might appreciate this. Particularly @pink-ink-slinger @turtlebaes @accioturtur @pyromantic-technin @fear-the-antiverse @leeloosart @heroesinthehalfshell @melek90 @trinsghost and lots of others.

Btw, this is part one. :3

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The Boys + Cooking

Leo

Ah… Leo.

His talents in the kitchen are very… Limited.

Need so tea? He makes the best! Need an actual, out it in a pan and cook it meal? Yeah not so much.

His specialties are basically tea, rice, cereal, and pasta

But not pasta pasta… Legit he can cook the noodles and thats it

Its very similar to making rice

And its not that he doesn’t try, its just that our little perfectionist has bad timing

Its either under cooked or overcooked

And if its not that its something else, such as too much flour, not enough water, too much salt

Leo making dinner often requires all of the bros, just to make sure something is edible by the end of it

He’s very insecure about it, but he hides it pretty well

You know what he’s amazing at? Drinks. Any drinks really, alcoholic or not

Speaking of tea he doesn’t use bags but actual herbs and leaves and roots and stuff in a small metal steeper (he ~fancy~)

What he does make he makes it to the utmost perfection

Raph

Actually very good

He can do cooking, but baking is a little difficult because its a lot more measuring then he likes

Very rarely doss he cook, but its always something good

Raph is partial to really filling meals, so that’s what he makes most often

He’s the fave bro to cook during winter because of this

He most often helps Leo in the kitchen; its the one place they get along

Beware of broken glass

He tends to break plates a lot? Like he always presses too hard on them and they just crack

His timing is perfect??? Like how???

He makes a kick ass hot chocolate too

Rich and warm its literally the best thing on gods earth (so Mikey tells him)

Can make a kick ass Mexican food

For some reason he can never do soups

They have so many steps, and he’s more the throw-it-in-the-pot-and-go type guy

Donnie fixes a crock pot for him

The best meal of his and his fams life

Mikey

You already know

A++ in the kitchen

He can cook just about anything

He makes dinner the most often

But be wary; he likes to experiment

He is amazing at breads. After all his years of pizza loving it finally paid off when he started making his own

It was a little rocky but it turns out amazing once he figures out the right rations

He loves sweets but they can sometimes be a hit or miss

While his food is amazing, the kitchen is always a mess after

“The cost of perfection man” - Mikey to an angry Splinter

He blasts music while cooking

You can tell what mood and what he’s making by this

He’s the best at accommodating his bros particular taste demands

Raph and Master Splinter likes things spicier, while Leo prefers it a little plainer. Donnie likes rich flavor to things

Mikey is magic when it comes to pizza obvs

Donnie

Baking is where its at

After all its basically science?

He himself has a sweet tooth, so thats what he makes most often vs an actual dinner

Hes really good at curry though

The blend of spices fascinates him

Can make the best coffee

He tries to help Leo, but it gets a little too scientific sometimes

He enjoys experimenting like Mikey, but its more controlled

Instead of just throwing things together he measures this much of this spice and that much of the other spice…

He seriously has lab notes

Like Raph he cooks very rarely

Splinter actually enjoys his cooking the most because he also enjoys sweeter things

Is by far the neatest when he cooks due to needing a neat area to perform experiments

His crème brulé is the bomb diggity

Bonus!

Splinter

For the first few years he didnt actually cook, but scavenged instead

The turtles were maybe a couple years old and developing teeth before he found a tattered beginners cook book

Unlike Raph, he makes an amazing soup

Once the boys hit their preteens he started teaching them how too cook, and now that they’re almost adults they do most of the cooking

He cooks on special occasions

Because he raised the boys during times where food may or not have been scarce, he tends to make too much food in order to store some for later

Its a habit thats never left him

He is very patient in the kitchen, but enjoys pretty flavorful dishes

Mexican, Indian, Chinese he enjoys making all of these dishes

Once April came around he started to cook a little more because he could ask her to get him ingredients

The boys love his cooking to death because a) they don’t have to do it and b) Splinter a damn good cook

When Leo was younger he was extremely frustrated by his lack of culinary skills, so Splinter allowed him to make the pastas and rice for the meals; thats how he became so good at making them

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I WAS SXROLKING THRIUGHT MY BLOG AND I SAW IT AGAIN WOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWO

Look at those big eyes, naww

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I've just been thinking about this gif a lot lately and I wanted to put it out there

Like look at his muscles???!!! And his hIPs?!?!? And the little jiggle?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Wow thanks this has been a psa