Gryffindor | ENFJ | She/Her | Bi-sexual | Old The random re-blogs and musings of a crazy, thirty-something bitch who probably shouldn't be on the internet anyway... Aside from the fact that I feel old enough to be the mother of most Tumblr entities, I'm a real swell gal. For the young 'uns, if you need advice from someone older (and highly disreputable) or just need someone to talk to, drop me a line and I'll help in any way that I can. FANDOMS: ASoIaF/Game of Thrones Marvel Cinematic Universe Doctor Who Harry Potter Hunger Games Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit Pacific Rim Star Wars Dragon Age Mass Effect
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Happy 4th! Enjoy your family and freedom! :D
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But I ain’t mad. It’s alright. That is alright.
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“how would you like your tea sir?”
*american voice* tax free

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I love silent films
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http://www.boredpanda.com/hottest-vet-pet-doctor-evan-antin-california/
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wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom
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jkr doesnt understand anything about america if she thinks the northern and southern states will share the same wizarding school lollll. like the south would have formed its own school anyways after, if not before or during the civil war?
hell east coast and west coast magic has got to be different (european settlers on the east, mexican/hispanic in the whole new mexico, arizona, cali area).
not to mention historically black wizarding schools would have absolutely been a thing bc african magic survived thru slavery hello??? not to mention under slavery and jim crow laws i highly doubt black children would have been allowed to study with white students. you could even make the assumption that white slavers forbade them for using their magic at all (african magic = dark magic and all that Fun Racism)
underdeveloped and struggling to thrive native american reservation schools of magic in the dakotas?
texas has to have its own school on its own school. like its just a given fact. TEXAS WIZARDING SCHOOL QUDDITCH (like texas high school football #texasforever)
and obviously you have the elitist new england schools which everyone assumes is the pinnacle of american magic education lol
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Tumblr would enjoy this I thought
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Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.
LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!
Women: So, does that mean you care about women?
Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!
Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?
Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?
Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?
Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!
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me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,
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