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adhdslugcrimes · 11 hours
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Two new aus for birdflash yay........ I had nothing for two months and I'm getting bitch slapped with aus
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adhdslugcrimes · 12 hours
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No prob dude, you too!!
8y Dick: ugh, can't believe B thought this was a good idea.
10yo Wally, sad, depressed, scared of his dad, and has no friends because he's the weird kid, looking at Dick like he hung the moon: y-yeah, adults can be so weird like that.
Dick: yeah, I bet you rather be back home hanging out with your friends.
Wally: I don't have any friends, plus I try to be out as late as possible before going home.
Dick, looks at him: why don't you have any friends... And staying out late?
Wally: welp I love chemistry so much I'm labeled the weird kid people tend to stay away, and I don't want to see my dad.
Dick:
Wally, nervous:
Dick: tell me about your chemistry knowledge.
Wally, happy, if had ears and tail of a dog would be perked up and wagging, telling him everything he knows and gifted him some acid to be his friend.
*end of flashback*
Bart: so how do you make friends?
Wally: the fuck should I know.
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adhdslugcrimes · 16 hours
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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Bugs don’t get trapped in resin like they used to. Now everything is woke.
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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she has a flower for you!
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only if it werent for the baby! id in alt.
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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imagine you’re tailgating and the view is sports rpf
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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no relationship categories sometimes you just point at two or more characters and go "they should have a Thing." what kind of Thing? I don't know! only rules are that it has to be deeply confusing for everyone around them, and probably also deeply confusing for the characters involved but in a different way. if you wrote a fic about it you should stare at the AO3 page for ten minutes getting increasingly frustrated that there's not a relationship designation symbol that's just a question mark instead of a slash or an ampersand. that kind of Thing.
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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he had no chance
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
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adhdslugcrimes · 18 hours
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